Guacamole Douchebaggery: Free Guac!

Submitted by: Scott_2150 6 years ago in Funny

Greg Benson: Middle-aged douchebag wants his free Guac!
There are 45 comments:
Male 37
It wasn`t really that funny. I just felt kinda bad for the workers having delt with so many dippoos myself working at places like this.
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Female 2,415
That was dratin` hilarious! What a way to be dick and have fun doing it... "Shame on you, ...sir?"
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Male 2,436
@Fleaman1797: It`s "you`re" as in wage YOU ARE earning. And why the parenthesis around earning? Also, had GOTTEN your G.E.D. There`s more but I`m finished, SMART GUY.
No, I don`t work in fast food. That`s for retards.
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Female 850
uhh kind of fail XD
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Female 582
"hey SMART GUY, IF YOU HAD GOT YOUR G.E.D YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN FAST FOOD!"

LOL so true
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Male 1,526
Way to stick it to the man! A+
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Female 2,674
It`s funny that he brought his attorney. I used to work for a law firm that did class actions for vague coupon wording.

Other than that, I think this guy`s a dick.
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Male 718
I also love how all the Losers who work in fast food are posting here talking about how pissed this would have made them and blah blah blah. hey SMART GUY, IF YOU HAD GOT YOUR G.E.D YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN FAST FOOD! take that minimum wage your (earning) and buy a drating sense of humor.
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Male 718
Id have thrown it away too. cause you KNOW he spit in it. without a doubt.
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Male 98
I kinda liked it. The best part was the very end.
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Female 3,001
lolz
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Male 14
this made my day!
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Male 96
I`m sorry for posting again, but as someone with a fast food pedigree, the hate is not stopping for this dude. I wish nothing but horrible horrible things for this person.
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Male 153
wow sooooooooooo lame. iab wtf lately!!
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Male 96
drat THAT GUY SOOOOOOO MUCH!
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Male 950
I dont really care for guacamole
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Male 15,510
Shame on you...sir?
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Female 91
i guess thats what you get when you have a have it your way saying.. however this was retarded and a waste of time and i wanna slap the dude (greg guy) just did that to be a douche sad thing is there is idiots who do this and are being serious
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Male 761
It would have been funny of the employees had anything to do with these coupons. They`re just there to server food, they get enough crap as it is, no need to be find extra reasons to be an a-hole to them.
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Male 61
mediocrefilms
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Male 2,703
I want to see the whole coupon, if it is laid out in the print on the bottom of the coupon, there is no false advertisement here. such as, if they define a sandwich as `any product sold by burger king.`


"thats fine, we`ll honor your coupon, but we need to apply the guac at our sandwich station"
*spit*
"here you go sir, enjoy"
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Female 140
wow! what that pisses me off.
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Female 3,598
:-( i didn`t like this at all.
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Male 1,435
the cost of an attorney would be more than the cost of just getting a burger. I would have called shenanigans right there.
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Male 85
This is why I hate guys named Greg, they are all a$$hole douchebags. The manager should have told him they have the right to refuse service to anyone. Combo Breaker.
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Male 2,436
Why don`t people like this?
If I was a Burger King employee I would have said "Yep, you`re right. Here`s your free guacamole." He wouldn`t have even gotten to the lawyer part. What are they going to do? Fire you? C`mon, it`s freakin` Burger King. Who cares?
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Male 2,085
Did not like the lawyer angle.
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Male 91
@yankmydoodle

with your intelligence i`m sure that one day you`ll be fortunate enough to run your own burger king...and you can kick his ass out
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Male 1,931
Douchebagery for the sake of douchebagery.
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Female 2,761
Bringing the lawyer made this different and unique... 4 stars!
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Male 771
not funny at all, i would have kicked his ass out
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Male 240
4 stars for the intelligent handling of the situation by the manager. Meh for the d-bags...
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Male 875
i knew he was going to throw it away. but i liked the shop lifting one better. its linked in the end of the video
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Female 280
He sounds like Kermit the frog.
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Male 39,614

Funny.

I like it when people do silly poo like that.
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Male 96
Not funny, just a moron.
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Female 1,324
Hah, wish I could think of stuff like this. He wasn`t being verbally or physically abusive, so it`s not like he was scaring the man or anything. And it`s true, usually they have the little asterik(?) and then fine print saying with any purchase of a sandwhich but if they don`t, they`re technically advertising completely free guac.

@honkey

it was a joke, it was probably his friend who has the power of google to look up state laws and enough free time to find the right one.
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Male 178
It`s people like you that cause unrest

(Actually, it`s people like you that cause 2 page small print legalese for discounts and coupons - jerk face)
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Male 5,413
How annoying
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Male 1,586
So if that was actually his lawyer I`m going to assume it cost him 50x the amount of a sandwich to go get guac on his own sandwich.
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Male 1,451
The problem with people like this is that there are people who actually do this crap. Don`t do this as a joke as fast food employees are sh*t on enough. No, I`ve never worked in fast food but I`ve worked plenty of customer service jobs and I hate people who complain just to complain.
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Male 25,417
Loved it
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Male 391
Props for owning that one without swearing or insults, that`s what they get for being vague and not stipulating conditions correctly. Absurd? A little. However, this is the age of absurdities.
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Female 833
I wish to applud this man and call my solicitor to see what shenanigans we can get up to together.
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Male 801
Link: Guacamole Douchebaggery: Free Guac! [Rate Link] - Greg Benson: Middle-aged douchebag wants his free Guac!
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