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Date: 05/30/11 11:47 AM

45 Responses to Guacamole Douchebaggery: Free Guac!

  1. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Link: Guacamole Douchebaggery: Free Guac! - Greg Benson: Middle-aged douchebag wants his free Guac!
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:59 am
    I wish to applud this man and call my solicitor to see what shenanigans we can get up to together.
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    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Props for owning that one without swearing or insults, that`s what they get for being vague and not stipulating conditions correctly. Absurd? A little. However, this is the age of absurdities.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Loved it
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    The problem with people like this is that there are people who actually do this crap. Don`t do this as a joke as fast food employees are sh*t on enough. No, I`ve never worked in fast food but I`ve worked plenty of customer service jobs and I hate people who complain just to complain.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    So if that was actually his lawyer I`m going to assume it cost him 50x the amount of a sandwich to go get guac on his own sandwich.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    How annoying
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    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    It`s people like you that cause unrest

    (Actually, it`s people like you that cause 2 page small print legalese for discounts and coupons - jerk face)
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Hah, wish I could think of stuff like this. He wasn`t being verbally or physically abusive, so it`s not like he was scaring the man or anything. And it`s true, usually they have the little asterik(?) and then fine print saying with any purchase of a sandwhich but if they don`t, they`re technically advertising completely free guac.

    @honkey

    it was a joke, it was probably his friend who has the power of google to look up state laws and enough free time to find the right one.
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    RamBunction Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Not funny, just a moron.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    Funny.

    I like it when people do silly poo like that.
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    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    He sounds like Kermit the frog.
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    i knew he was going to throw it away. but i liked the shop lifting one better. its linked in the end of the video
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    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    4 stars for the intelligent handling of the situation by the manager. Meh for the d-bags...
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    not funny at all, i would have kicked his ass out
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Bringing the lawyer made this different and unique... 4 stars!
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Douchebagery for the sake of douchebagery.
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    16comets09 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    @yankmydoodle

    with your intelligence i`m sure that one day you`ll be fortunate enough to run your own burger king...and you can kick his ass out
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Did not like the lawyer angle.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Why don`t people like this?
    If I was a Burger King employee I would have said "Yep, you`re right. Here`s your free guacamole." He wouldn`t have even gotten to the lawyer part. What are they going to do? Fire you? C`mon, it`s freakin` Burger King. Who cares?
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    greguire Male 18-29
    85 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    This is why I hate guys named Greg, they are all a$$hole douchebags. The manager should have told him they have the right to refuse service to anyone. Combo Breaker.
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1320 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    the cost of an attorney would be more than the cost of just getting a burger. I would have called shenanigans right there.
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    :-( i didn`t like this at all.
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    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    wow! what that pisses me off.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    I want to see the whole coupon, if it is laid out in the print on the bottom of the coupon, there is no false advertisement here. such as, if they define a sandwich as `any product sold by burger king.`


    "thats fine, we`ll honor your coupon, but we need to apply the guac at our sandwich station"
    *spit*
    "here you go sir, enjoy"
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    slickrstickr Male 13-17
    61 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    mediocrefilms
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    It would have been funny of the employees had anything to do with these coupons. They`re just there to server food, they get enough crap as it is, no need to be find extra reasons to be an a-hole to them.
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    double_ll Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    i guess thats what you get when you have a have it your way saying.. however this was retarded and a waste of time and i wanna slap the dude (greg guy) just did that to be a douche sad thing is there is idiots who do this and are being serious
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 9:52 pm
    Shame on you...sir?
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    I dont really care for guacamole
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    simmerslodra Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    drat THAT GUY SOOOOOOO MUCH!
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    Mckinneysgay Male 18-29
    153 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    wow sooooooooooo lame. iab wtf lately!!
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    simmerslodra Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 30, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    I`m sorry for posting again, but as someone with a fast food pedigree, the hate is not stopping for this dude. I wish nothing but horrible horrible things for this person.
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    asianaaronx Male 18-29
    14 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 2:01 am
    this made my day!
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:41 am
    lolz
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    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 6:20 am
    I kinda liked it. The best part was the very end.
  37. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 7:17 am
    Id have thrown it away too. cause you KNOW he spit in it. without a doubt.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 7:20 am
    I also love how all the Losers who work in fast food are posting here talking about how pissed this would have made them and blah blah blah. hey SMART GUY, IF YOU HAD GOT YOUR G.E.D YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN FAST FOOD! take that minimum wage your (earning) and buy a drating sense of humor.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 8:28 am
    It`s funny that he brought his attorney. I used to work for a law firm that did class actions for vague coupon wording.

    Other than that, I think this guy`s a dick.
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Way to stick it to the man! A+
  41. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:00 am
    "hey SMART GUY, IF YOU HAD GOT YOUR G.E.D YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE IN FAST FOOD!"

    LOL so true
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    uhh kind of fail XD
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    @Fleaman1797: It`s "you`re" as in wage YOU ARE earning. And why the parenthesis around earning? Also, had GOTTEN your G.E.D. There`s more but I`m finished, SMART GUY.
    No, I don`t work in fast food. That`s for retards.
  44. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:16 am
    That was dratin` hilarious! What a way to be dick and have fun doing it... "Shame on you, ...sir?"
  45. Profile photo of VastHerd
    VastHerd Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    It wasn`t really that funny. I just felt kinda bad for the workers having delt with so many dippoos myself working at places like this.

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