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Date: 05/07/11 12:49 PM

46 Responses to Facebook Status Update: Lost My Keys! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of 81267
    81267 Male 13-17
    176 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Link: Facebook Status Update: Lost My Keys! - I know they`re in here somewhere.
  2. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    should really have a NSFW disclaimer.
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Interesting, I have seen this exact same picture before, but not as a facebook related picture...
  4. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    jeez, get a room!
  5. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    That blur doesn`t really do anything haha
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Yeah, but get a room isnt right, rather show us more ;)
  7. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    I bet they`re going out
  8. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    The reaction form the lady on the right is making me more attracted to her instead, other girl seems a big herp derp
  9. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    As the night went on, Kevin could think of fewer and fewer reasons not to.
  10. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    Wait... how does she get her eyes like that? That`s some crazy makeup!
  11. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    f*%&ing hookers
  12. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    commencing phase two
  13. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    roflmfaosfhikm!!!!
  14. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    gross
  15. Profile photo of MissIndepend
    MissIndepend Female 30-39
    75 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    eeeeewwwwww!!! poor keys
  16. Profile photo of MCSour_Lemon
    MCSour_Lemon Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Who would put their keys there? Gawd.
  17. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    jeez, get a room!

    Got one, just need to find the keys.
  18. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Hmm......what shall it be threesome or lesbian tonight?
  19. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    @handys003, i think it`s pretty creepy for a 50-59 year old to be saying that.
  20. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    @GasMaskKid
    Too much for your mind to absorb huh? Well us Seniors still get it on.
  21. Profile photo of LiquidFire
    LiquidFire Male 18-29
    109 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    @handys003 yay old sex, hey there granma why dont you pop them dentures out and get over here....Oh god the nightmares O_O
  22. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    Oh wow, this brings back memories...
  23. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Huh. Old. What is old is knew again, to those still wet behind the ears.
  24. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Old people do it all the time. Old people
  25. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    Hey, there`s a string in here! Should I pull it out. NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
  26. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 7, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    @flingspoo
    Except I`m nor my wife are in a nursing home. We are fit. Surf and spear fish together several times a week. Also STD is not in this family. 27 years of marital bliss and no straying. Even the kids which is a shcker.
  27. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
    353 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 4:42 am
    A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.... or something like that!
  28. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 8:07 am
    +1 hoodafakizit
  29. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Will you people put 2&2 together and stop pointing at Handys??!!

    Hasn`t it ever occurred to you?
    Your idea of what humans look like is relative to:
    -the conditions in which they live
    -ongoing activity (or there lacking)
    -diet

    What part of "Hawaii is the healthiest place to live in the US" did you not get?
    I don`t think it`s because of the hospitals...

    F*ck you people. I`m retirin` the hell away from this pile-o-snow!
  30. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Come on Garu Come on!
  31. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    How can she see with blurred eyes!!! How is that supposed to make her unrecognizable, the rest of her face is shown.
  32. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    @MauserTM: Yeah, I know. No chick would wear white pants during SHARK WEEK AT CUCH CREEK.
  33. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    I`m really glad, Handys. There should be more families like yours.
  34. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    I`m really glad, Handys. There should be more families like yours.

    Agreed. My wife and I have been married for 20 years now...and still very much in love. I can`t imagine life without her.
  35. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    If you guys think that what handys said was inapropriate, than you haven`t met enough old people. Besides 50-59 is not that old. You should hear the nasty poo I`ve heard come out of an 80 year old`s mouth before.
  36. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    @flingspoo
    Why mahalo ala nui. I`m sure with your kindness you`ll do well.
  37. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:25 am
    "If you find `em, we can DRIVE out!

    (Punchline to a very old joke.)
  38. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:37 am
    Wait, whos profile is this on/who wrote that line?
  39. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:00 am
    @CodeJockey
    Mahalo as well and your akamai (smart) as well.

    @Victoryrider
    Excellento ond congrats on your long marriage.
  40. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 7:48 am
    Classy!!!
  41. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:28 am
    good for her
  42. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:49 am
    I lost my keys too
  43. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    There is gold in them hills.
  44. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    Keys? Maybe. Cheese & lint? Quite possibly.
  45. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Discrete
  46. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    ...Classy

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