Facebook Status Update: Lost My Keys! [Pic]

Submitted by: 81267 5 years ago Funny

I know they"re in here somewhere.
There are 46 comments:
Female 426
...Classy
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Male 5,413
Discrete
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Female 1,236
Keys? Maybe. Cheese & lint? Quite possibly.
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Male 6,694
There is gold in them hills.
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Male 2,593
I lost my keys too
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Male 113
good for her
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Male 14,330
Classy!!!
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Male 2,402
@CodeJockey
Mahalo as well and your akamai (smart) as well.

@Victoryrider
Excellento ond congrats on your long marriage.
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Male 588
Wait, whos profile is this on/who wrote that line?
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Male 15,832
"If you find `em, we can DRIVE out!

(Punchline to a very old joke.)
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Male 2,402
@flingspoo
Why mahalo ala nui. I`m sure with your kindness you`ll do well.
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Male 577
If you guys think that what handys said was inapropriate, than you haven`t met enough old people. Besides 50-59 is not that old. You should hear the nasty poo I`ve heard come out of an 80 year old`s mouth before.
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Male 1,461
[quote]I`m really glad, Handys. There should be more families like yours.[/quote]

Agreed. My wife and I have been married for 20 years now...and still very much in love. I can`t imagine life without her.
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Female 999
I`m really glad, Handys. There should be more families like yours.
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Male 562
@MauserTM: Yeah, I know. No chick would wear white pants during SHARK WEEK AT CUCH CREEK.
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Male 192
How can she see with blurred eyes!!! How is that supposed to make her unrecognizable, the rest of her face is shown.
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Male 1,222
Come on Garu Come on!
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Male 5,608
Will you people put 2&2 together and stop pointing at Handys??!!

Hasn`t it ever occurred to you?
Your idea of what humans look like is relative to:
-the conditions in which they live
-ongoing activity (or there lacking)
-diet

What part of "Hawaii is the healthiest place to live in the US" did you not get?
I don`t think it`s because of the hospitals...

F*ck you people. I`m retirin` the hell away from this pile-o-snow!
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Male 1,596
+1 hoodafakizit
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Male 353
A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.... or something like that!
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Male 2,402
@flingspoo
Except I`m nor my wife are in a nursing home. We are fit. Surf and spear fish together several times a week. Also STD is not in this family. 27 years of marital bliss and no straying. Even the kids which is a shcker.
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Male 562
Hey, there`s a string in here! Should I pull it out. NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Female 999
Old people do it all the time. Old people
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Male 2,576
Huh. Old. What is old is knew again, to those still wet behind the ears.
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Male 2,436
Oh wow, this brings back memories...
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Male 109
@handys003 yay old sex, hey there granma why dont you pop them dentures out and get over here....Oh god the nightmares O_O
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Male 2,402
@GasMaskKid
Too much for your mind to absorb huh? Well us Seniors still get it on.
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Male 694
@handys003, i think it`s pretty creepy for a 50-59 year old to be saying that.
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Male 2,402
Hmm......what shall it be threesome or lesbian tonight?
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Male 1,920
[quote]jeez, get a room![/quote]

Got one, just need to find the keys.
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Male 49
Who would put their keys there? Gawd.
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Female 75
eeeeewwwwww!!! poor keys
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Female 839
gross
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Male 369
roflmfaosfhikm!!!!
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Male 875
commencing phase two
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Male 108
f*%&ing hookers
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Male 2,796
Wait... how does she get her eyes like that? That`s some crazy makeup!
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Male 3,894
As the night went on, Kevin could think of fewer and fewer reasons not to.
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Male 323
The reaction form the lady on the right is making me more attracted to her instead, other girl seems a big herp derp
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Male 2,372
I bet they`re going out
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Male 25,416
Yeah, but get a room isnt right, rather show us more ;)
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Male 740
That blur doesn`t really do anything haha
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Female 4,349
jeez, get a room!
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Male 15,510
Interesting, I have seen this exact same picture before, but not as a facebook related picture...
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Male 3,285
should really have a NSFW disclaimer.
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Male 176
Link: Facebook Status Update: Lost My Keys! [Pic] [Rate Link] - I know they`re in here somewhere.
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