Epic Parkour Nutshot

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 6 years ago in Sports

Best part is what he says when he hits the ground...
There are 29 comments:
Female 2,415
Thank you everyone for your posts... you are way funnier than this guy. ... and... so if someone just starts jumping on/from random things they can suddenly do parkour? What a douche.
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Male 670
I call shenanigans. That dude is either:
a)wearing a cup
b)not a dude
c)post-op ball-cancer
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Male 868
ROFFL
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Male 91
isn`t this that guy who claims to be the nutshot king? i swear i saw him on rudetube on e4, taking it in the balls for laughs, he did one where he straddled between two cars as they drove either side of a pole
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Male 95
Fake? Look at :21 - his feet aren`t even aiming for the top of the wall. It`s like he was intending to do this.
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Male 5,413
I pooped myself a little too
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Male 11,739
At least a shot like that should mean we`re safe from him reproducing. His testicles are probably in his lower intestines and he just gave himself a vasectomy.
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Male 2,049
"I am doing Hard Core typing right now!"

SO AM I!!! I BROKE 5 KEYBOARDS TYPING THIS SENTENCE!!!
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Male 15,510
Natural selection at its best
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Male 1,737
Hard Core indeed.
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Male 214
LOL - the camera guy seems unconcered that this guys nuts are now somewhere in his chest....
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Male 4,902

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Female 6,381
Don`t you guys have "cups" for this sort of thing?
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Male 2,988
This guy`s name is "Horse" and all he does is make videos with him getting hit in the nuts. Thats all he does, and sadly he has reproduced. He has a kid, a girl if I remember correctly.
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Male 2,703
obviously knows nothing of parkour the fact he climbed up the spiderweb instead of climbing up the wall
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Male 270
Vasectomy!
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Male 5,141
Ouch!
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Male 542
At least he can`t reproduce
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Male 521
@Cartunze- I`ll second that motion. I think he was just trying to make a viral and is willing to really hurt himself for internet "fame".

Oh and no Cartunze, we`re not going to make it.
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Male 675
I see a Darwin nomination here...
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Male 840
The whole thing was set up to just make a `stupid` video so you can count on that last line to be fake too. Idiots doing idiotic things to get on video. The movie "Idiocracy" was set in the 26th century. Are we going to make it that far?
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Male 297
And the Darwin Award goes to: THIS DUDE`S BALLS!
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Male 25,417
That was never gonna end well
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Male 39,527

"This is hard core parkour" ... LOL

doughbags always think if they call it "hard core" it will be cooler.

IAB - Hard Core flame wars
I am doing Hard Core typing right now!
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Male 875
maybe next time he should jump backwards to pee himself a little
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Male 405
He crapped his pants!
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Male 158
Ah, silly old I-am-Bored. Nearly five weeks late with submissions.
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Male 1,586
That guy looks like he randomly woke up one morning and said, "Hey I think I`m going to be a parkour master today!"
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Male 4,902
Link: Epic Parkour Nutshot [Rate Link] - Best part is what he says when he hits the ground...
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