Do You Dress Like A Douchebag? Flow Chart [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

You can be a douchebag, but please, just don"t dress like one.
There are 46 comments:
Male 5,190
Im on TLC!
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Male 290
I totally agree with this guy, he hit the douchebag nail on the head. Also I was relieved that band shirts don`t make me look like a douche bag. And crocs suck, I wear loafers that I got from good will for $5 and they ROCK!!! they`re all woolly on the inside for warm but at the same time fitted loosely enough to wear when it`s hot and let air flow. Plus they`re loafers, I mean c`mon, good for loafing around. DUH!
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Male 562
Are you wearing undies? No. Awesome. LOL. Yeah, I`m a douchebag and I except that. Hell, I`ve been cleaning up SKANKS for years now.
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Male 562
@ premierwondr: Hum, your avatar is of a chick (you`re a male) and she`s wearing a Hulk-a-mania shirt. Me thinks you have some splaining to do. Actually, I just checked out PacDiv and like it, thanks for the hook-up!
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Male 758
Yay! Pajamas mean I`m not a douchebag!
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Male 975
Striped shirts make me look like a douche bag?

Me thinks the maker of this chart is poor and probably wears some pooty clothes and thinks everyone else is a douche bag.
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Male 5,413
I`m not a douchebag according to this. So now I can relax knowing someone elses ideas don`t need to affect me now
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Male 229
I`m on TLC`s not what to wear...of course, im in a school uniform -.-
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Male 154
tl;dr
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Male 1,461
Not a douche...I`m in my drawers.
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Male 139
i use to make fun of my friends and i when we would go out, because the vast majority of clothes we would put on are the collared horizontal stripes or those plaid shirts. right before we went out i would ask if we all have are d-bag wear on.
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Male 734
Not that funny.
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Female 592
I like my Crocs, so the DB can s**k it. Have you ever tried them? Do you live in Texas? If not, YOU are a DB. So there.
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Male 469
The guy who made this is a douchebag.
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Female 120
Not a douche, but prob because I`m not wearing much.
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Male 3,915
lol i`m with you sethdog....what`s wrong with horizontal stripes?
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Male 25,416
You are a douch
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Male 240
Not a DB, thank God. But I am dressed like a beach bum...
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Female 1,324
wow, it`s really hard not to he a douchebag... when I think douche I think ed hardy and jersey shore... and ugg style boots are warm and comfortable!
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Male 768
DAMMIT? Whats wrong with horizontal stripes?
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Male 58
This is a pretty stupid flowchart, I mean some are actually funny, this is not.
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Male 875
not a douchebag
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Male 848
Ultima... a kilt IS a skirt. Just because it`s on a man or in a certain style doesn`t mean it`s not a skirt.
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Male 2,056
I`m a douchebag. that`s too bad...
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Female 3,001
yey im not a douchebag :D
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Male 833
a scottish man wearing a skirt, i assume they mean kilt, who is not wearing underwear is awesome?

and thats just 1 of the issues i have with this flow chart
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Male 6,694
Im not after all.
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Male 967
Whew, passed the test with flying colors!
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Female 1,172
Yay. Not a douchebag. lol
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Female 4,359
i am not a douchebag! yay!
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Male 4,807

This chart is a douchebag
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Male 1,610
SOB, IAB has figured out how to censor swear words with altered letters.
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Male 1,610
[quote]Are you wearing any other weird poo?[/quote]

There`s a question only a douchebag would ask.
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Female 182
woop im not a douchebag :)
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Male 37,683
I`m totally not a douchebag! Red t-shirt, black jeans and Tilley Jacket (navy blue) & running shoes.
AND I can call for a good time now and then, lolz!
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Male 3,745
im a douche bag cuz its hot as hell outside and i have to wear a wife beater to stay as cool as possible D:
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Male 7
@Batmanners: You`re a douchebag.
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Male 541
so essentially if you wear anything besides jeans and a solid color tshirt you are a dbag
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Male 4,004
Well, maybe I`m not a douchebag after all.

Loose fitting jeans (2 sizes too big, i.e. I wear 36, these are 38`s, SO COMFORTABLE)
And a red Lil`Formers t-shirt.
with this image on it
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Male 1,083
horizontal stripes make me a douchebag? lame chart. i`m not a douchebag.
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Male 10,440
I`m not a douchebag! Time for a little dance.
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Male 405
My pyjama top is stripey, apparently I`m a douchebag.
K.
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Female 3,696
Tank top and pj pants for the win- I`m not a douchebag!

Although I`ve always hated Uggs but I got a cheaper version this winter? So much love. Comfiest damn thing I`ve ever worn. Crocs are the bane of my existence though
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Male 2,552
Yay! I`m not a douchebag!
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Male 1,021
What`s with all the lame posts today?
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Female 8,044
Link: Do You Dress Like A Douchebag? Flow Chart [Pic] [Rate Link] - You can be a douchebag, but please, just don`t dress like one.
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