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Date: 05/10/11 09:18 AM

46 Responses to Do You Dress Like A Douchebag? Flow Chart [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Link: Do You Dress Like A Douchebag? Flow Chart - You can be a douchebag, but please, just don`t dress like one.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:25 am
    What`s with all the lame posts today?
  3. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Yay! I`m not a douchebag!
  4. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:34 am
    Tank top and pj pants for the win- I`m not a douchebag!

    Although I`ve always hated Uggs but I got a cheaper version this winter? So much love. Comfiest damn thing I`ve ever worn. Crocs are the bane of my existence though
  5. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:44 am
    My pyjama top is stripey, apparently I`m a douchebag.
    K.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:49 am
    I`m not a douchebag! Time for a little dance.
  7. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:00 am
    horizontal stripes make me a douchebag? lame chart. i`m not a douchebag.
  8. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Well, maybe I`m not a douchebag after all.

    Loose fitting jeans (2 sizes too big, i.e. I wear 36, these are 38`s, SO COMFORTABLE)
    And a red Lil`Formers t-shirt.
    with this image on it
  9. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:12 am
    so essentially if you wear anything besides jeans and a solid color tshirt you are a dbag
  10. Profile photo of roboom
    roboom Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:20 am
    @Batmanners: You`re a douchebag.
  11. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:25 am
    im a douche bag cuz its hot as hell outside and i have to wear a wife beater to stay as cool as possible D:
  12. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33117 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:45 am
    I`m totally not a douchebag! Red t-shirt, black jeans and Tilley Jacket (navy blue) & running shoes.
    AND I can call for a good time now and then, lolz!
  13. Profile photo of Angelista10
    Angelista10 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:50 am
    woop im not a douchebag :)
  14. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Are you wearing any other weird poo?

    There`s a question only a douchebag would ask.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:08 am
    SOB, IAB has figured out how to censor swear words with altered letters.
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:10 am

    This chart is a douchebag
  17. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:13 am
    i am not a douchebag! yay!
  18. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Yay. Not a douchebag. lol
  19. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:34 am
    Whew, passed the test with flying colors!
  20. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 11:34 am
    Im not after all.
  21. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    a scottish man wearing a skirt, i assume they mean kilt, who is not wearing underwear is awesome?

    and thats just 1 of the issues i have with this flow chart
  22. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    yey im not a douchebag :D
  23. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    I`m a douchebag. that`s too bad...
  24. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Ultima... a kilt IS a skirt. Just because it`s on a man or in a certain style doesn`t mean it`s not a skirt.
  25. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    not a douchebag
  26. Profile photo of RobertE92
    RobertE92 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    This is a pretty stupid flowchart, I mean some are actually funny, this is not.
  27. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    DAMMIT? Whats wrong with horizontal stripes?
  28. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    wow, it`s really hard not to he a douchebag... when I think douche I think ed hardy and jersey shore... and ugg style boots are warm and comfortable!
  29. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    Not a DB, thank God. But I am dressed like a beach bum...
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    You are a douch
  31. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    lol i`m with you sethdog....what`s wrong with horizontal stripes?
  32. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Not a douche, but prob because I`m not wearing much.
  33. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    The guy who made this is a douchebag.
  34. Profile photo of geckohead
    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    I like my Crocs, so the DB can s**k it. Have you ever tried them? Do you live in Texas? If not, YOU are a DB. So there.
  35. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Not that funny.
  36. Profile photo of nnotdead
    nnotdead Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    i use to make fun of my friends and i when we would go out, because the vast majority of clothes we would put on are the collared horizontal stripes or those plaid shirts. right before we went out i would ask if we all have are d-bag wear on.
  37. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Not a douche...I`m in my drawers.
  38. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 2:56 am
    tl;dr
  39. Profile photo of Ontario
    Ontario Male 18-29
    229 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:06 am
    I`m on TLC`s not what to wear...of course, im in a school uniform -.-
  40. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:27 am
    I`m not a douchebag according to this. So now I can relax knowing someone elses ideas don`t need to affect me now
  41. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:23 am
    Striped shirts make me look like a douche bag?

    Me thinks the maker of this chart is poor and probably wears some pooty clothes and thinks everyone else is a douche bag.
  42. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Yay! Pajamas mean I`m not a douchebag!
  43. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    @ premierwondr: Hum, your avatar is of a chick (you`re a male) and she`s wearing a Hulk-a-mania shirt. Me thinks you have some splaining to do. Actually, I just checked out PacDiv and like it, thanks for the hook-up!
  44. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Are you wearing undies? No. Awesome. LOL. Yeah, I`m a douchebag and I except that. Hell, I`ve been cleaning up SKANKS for years now.
  45. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    I totally agree with this guy, he hit the douchebag nail on the head. Also I was relieved that band shirts don`t make me look like a douche bag. And crocs suck, I wear loafers that I got from good will for $5 and they ROCK!!! they`re all woolly on the inside for warm but at the same time fitted loosely enough to wear when it`s hot and let air flow. Plus they`re loafers, I mean c`mon, good for loafing around. DUH!

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