Cat Makes Human His Bitch

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

As a human, I weep for mankind.
There are 74 comments:
Male 377
It`s not being mean, I have a doberman that does the same thing .. just to get you to pet her.. She very gentle.. This cat is biting but it doesn`t look to be biting hard.. its all in love.. and pursuit of the nom nom`s in that confounded box!
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Male 1,647

It sounds like both, to me.
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Female 877
is that a "mew" at the end? i thought the lid of the camera or smth else has fallen off and made that sound. did it really come from the cat?

it sounds like a little object hitting the ground to me :/
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Male 448
I have multiple cats, and I love them to bits, but when a cat would have bitten me for any reason other than me playing with it, I would hit it (and I have done so in the past)
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Female 226
Very nice :)
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Female 212
It`s scarier to watch kids do it.
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Male 230
lol`d
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Male 492
I very clearly heard "Thank You" at the end, but I`m also fluent in Catinese.
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Male 562
You get food when i get beer, F**CKER!
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Male 734
Why would someone let themselves be pwned like that by a cat?
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Male 297
I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW FELINE OVERLORDS! :D
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Female 23
I like that last squeek at the end, like "oh..thanks I guess... nom nom nom"
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Male 958
Dude same, that cat would get its head stuffed into the box then walk around with it on its head xD
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Male 25,417
Ownage for sure
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Male 684
"The second he bit me i would have flung it across teh room."

I hope you don`t have any pets...
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Male 48
Smartest cat I`ve ever seen.
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Male 868
The cat is like - come on dumb sht- just open the box- how many times do I have to show you how to do this???
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Female 217
i love how it mews after the lids been removed, like a rushed "oh thanks" after all the hysterics!
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Male 3,285
Best cat in the world. That was awesome.
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Male 289
The second he bit me i would have flung it across teh room.
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Female 4,376
I love the little exasperated "mew" at 24 seconds.
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Male 405
And I for one welcome our new feline overlords.
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Male 1,582
That`s one awesome cat!!!
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Female 1,234
Watch and see, someday cats will rule the world!!!
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Female 2,027
haha very clever. my dog grabs my hand and pulls me to his lead when he wants a walk
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Male 1,010
@Spellwarrior: the difference between cats and dogs are mainly 1: If you beat the dog, it will submiss and become nervous. If you beat the cat, it`s just going to say FU, and live somewhere else.
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Female 189
As much as I love this, I can`t help but to think of how it must be waking up with this cat in your bed every morning.
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Male 897
As much as I usually lean more towards the pro-dog/anti-cat side of things, you have to admit that this cat knew what it was doing. A dog would have just drooled and looked longingly at the human until the human opened the little box. Cat wins this round for sure!
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Male 45
That cat needs a good punch in the head. teach it real quick.
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Female 6,381
"You`ve got those weird long waggly things - put `em to some use, Food Source!"
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Male 1,364
hahaha the last meow is the best. it sounds like "finally....bitch"
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Male 47
pooty kitty!
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Male 483
My old cat used to sit in my lap like a human, all slouched over, so i could RUB his back, not scratch. If you scratched his back, he`d bite. It was the strangest, most hilarious thing to watch a cat do.
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Male 1,071
All cats are the same ~ send them back to hell
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Male 352
Cat has found the ultimate tool, a human hand.
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Male 261
cats are evil
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Female 1,435
starve your cat and it will be like that. also i think i heard it say "thanks" right before it chowed down
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Male 206
"now watch me eat it with my ass in your face"
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Male 144
I`ll just borrow those opposable thumbs for a second...
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Male 4,902
and i think they`re evolving faster than us
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Male 4,902
Cats are freaking smart
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Male 2,737
I can see it now. Planet of the Pussies, starring Mark Wahlberg as Taylor.
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Female 142
Pretty sure that last little squawk out of the cat was "thanks"
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Female 4,359
oh my
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Female 110
Zekumi - "Use your thumbs, you naked ape!"

WIN! :D
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Female 3,696
that was really cool! I`ve read that household cats will trick their owners by using high pitched meows that mimic a baby crying because we are more in tune to it. Clever ass cats.
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Female 1,589
Nah SarahofBorg, she just wants to play.
I`ll follow her to the living room and she`ll jump on the table and roll around, still meowing at me.
This one is NOT a scardy-cat, just really odd. She has 2 moods: Really playful and hyper, or "I`m far better than you, so leave me alone."/"What do YOU want?"
I swear she can glare at me...
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Male 707
Laughed my monocle off reading Heureux`s comment.
bravo, good sir
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Female 4,359
satan cat.
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Male 3,915
That cat is TOO smart....o_0
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Male 1,054
"I hate cats, you never see DOGS act this douchy and arrogant"

You`ve never ever been around dogs, have you?

That cat is pretty smart. It knows that humans use their hands to manipulate objects, it knows just how hard to grab the person`s hand without hurting him/her enough to leave. It knows, like most humans, that if it complains enough, it will get its way.

Compared to my neighbor`s dogs, that bark when the wind blows, and when the wind stops blowing, and when the moon comes us, and when it comes down, and when they are hungry and when they are full, and for just about any other change in their environment - that cat is a genius with incredible people skills.
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Female 3,562
The Windy, next time she runs away follow her. I bet you she`s running to her food bowl, hoping you`ll follow to give her food. My cats always do that. Or possibly she`s a scardy-cat and you need to be slower when opening the door. Open it all the way too so she can see everything before she enters.
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Female 1,589
Well at least it`s clear on what it wants them to do. My cat is really odd and will start meowing outside my door, and when I go out to see what she wants she runs away from me.
Stupid thing, I got another cat so you can go play with it and stop bothering me if that`s all you want. Or she just likes to see how long it will take to get me to open the door.
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Male 40,302
I`ll eat what`s in the box, or I`ll eat YOU!
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Male 541
I hate cats, you never see DOGS act this douchy and arrogant
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Male 1,313
bitch cat is bitch.
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Male 2,868
Communicative cat is communicative. My cat would have just stared at me and meowed.
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Male 87
"Hey everybody, i made this HILARIOUS movie about my cat" - this is crap, people like this are crap. No one cares about your crappy cat. Make real friends.
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Male 1,931
Either terribly spoiled or terribly starved.
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Male 2,796
Wonder what it does when it needs its poo cleaned up...
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Male 2,593
They`ve leaned how to use tools...
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Female 688
Aww, what a spoiled little kitty cat. How adorable, and frightening.
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Female 836
Wow, smart kitty!
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Male 621
Haha, he`s like, I can use this tool!
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Female 412
Clever cat is clever.
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Male 39,556

Hoofer - [quote]"That`s hilarious....I don`t care what anyone says." [/quote]

A comment like that is just BEGGING for a comeback.

Unfortunately, I don`t have one.

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Male 2,229
LOL, well that cat is not stupid
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Female 400
Use your thumbs, you naked ape!
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Male 1,442
This reminds me too much of my little sister...
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Female 3,562
Wow, and I thought my cats were bad. That is hilariously annoying.
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Male 132
That`s hilarious....I don`t care what anyone says.
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Female 500
Nice! That cat is smarter than mine =_= (mine`s cuter, though~)
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Female 145
That is not cool.
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Male 20,827
Link: Cat Makes Human His Bitch [Rate Link] - As a human, I weep for mankind.
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