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Date: 05/11/11 03:31 PM

74 Responses to Cat Makes Human His Bitch

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Link: Cat Makes Human His Bitch - As a human, I weep for mankind.
  2. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    That is not cool.
  3. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Nice! That cat is smarter than mine =_= (mine`s cuter, though~)
  4. Profile photo of Hoofer
    Hoofer Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    That`s hilarious....I don`t care what anyone says.
  5. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Wow, and I thought my cats were bad. That is hilariously annoying.
  6. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    This reminds me too much of my little sister...
  7. Profile photo of zekumi
    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Use your thumbs, you naked ape!
  8. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    LOL, well that cat is not stupid
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36202 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Hoofer - "That`s hilarious....I don`t care what anyone says."

    A comment like that is just BEGGING for a comeback.

    Unfortunately, I don`t have one.

  10. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    Clever cat is clever.
  11. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    Haha, he`s like, I can use this tool!
  12. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    Wow, smart kitty!
  13. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    Aww, what a spoiled little kitty cat. How adorable, and frightening.
  14. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    They`ve leaned how to use tools...
  15. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Wonder what it does when it needs its poo cleaned up...
  16. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Either terribly spoiled or terribly starved.
  17. Profile photo of snunicycler
    snunicycler Male 18-29
    87 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    "Hey everybody, i made this HILARIOUS movie about my cat" - this is crap, people like this are crap. No one cares about your crappy cat. Make real friends.
  18. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    Communicative cat is communicative. My cat would have just stared at me and meowed.
  19. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    bitch cat is bitch.
  20. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    I hate cats, you never see DOGS act this douchy and arrogant
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    I`ll eat what`s in the box, or I`ll eat YOU!
  22. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:47 pm
    Well at least it`s clear on what it wants them to do. My cat is really odd and will start meowing outside my door, and when I go out to see what she wants she runs away from me.
    Stupid thing, I got another cat so you can go play with it and stop bothering me if that`s all you want. Or she just likes to see how long it will take to get me to open the door.
  23. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    The Windy, next time she runs away follow her. I bet you she`s running to her food bowl, hoping you`ll follow to give her food. My cats always do that. Or possibly she`s a scardy-cat and you need to be slower when opening the door. Open it all the way too so she can see everything before she enters.
  24. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    "I hate cats, you never see DOGS act this douchy and arrogant"

    You`ve never ever been around dogs, have you?

    That cat is pretty smart. It knows that humans use their hands to manipulate objects, it knows just how hard to grab the person`s hand without hurting him/her enough to leave. It knows, like most humans, that if it complains enough, it will get its way.

    Compared to my neighbor`s dogs, that bark when the wind blows, and when the wind stops blowing, and when the moon comes us, and when it comes down, and when they are hungry and when they are full, and for just about any other change in their environment - that cat is a genius with incredible people skills.
  25. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    That cat is TOO smart....o_0
  26. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    satan cat.
  27. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    672 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Laughed my monocle off reading Heureux`s comment.
    bravo, good sir
  28. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    Nah SarahofBorg, she just wants to play.
    I`ll follow her to the living room and she`ll jump on the table and roll around, still meowing at me.
    This one is NOT a scardy-cat, just really odd. She has 2 moods: Really playful and hyper, or "I`m far better than you, so leave me alone."/"What do YOU want?"
    I swear she can glare at me...
  29. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    that was really cool! I`ve read that household cats will trick their owners by using high pitched meows that mimic a baby crying because we are more in tune to it. Clever ass cats.
  30. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    Zekumi - "Use your thumbs, you naked ape!"

    WIN! :D
  31. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    oh my
  32. Profile photo of cndian_mouse
    cndian_mouse Female 18-29
    142 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:05 pm
    Pretty sure that last little squawk out of the cat was "thanks"
  33. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    I can see it now. Planet of the Pussies, starring Mark Wahlberg as Taylor.
  34. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    Cats are freaking smart
  35. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    and i think they`re evolving faster than us
  36. Profile photo of apedrana
    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    I`ll just borrow those opposable thumbs for a second...
  37. Profile photo of joosen52
    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:04 am
    "now watch me eat it with my ass in your face"
  38. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:09 am
    starve your cat and it will be like that. also i think i heard it say "thanks" right before it chowed down
  39. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:58 am
    cats are evil
  40. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 12:59 am
    Cat has found the ultimate tool, a human hand.
  41. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:19 am
    All cats are the same ~ send them back to hell
  42. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:26 am
    My old cat used to sit in my lap like a human, all slouched over, so i could RUB his back, not scratch. If you scratched his back, he`d bite. It was the strangest, most hilarious thing to watch a cat do.
  43. Profile photo of MonkHarvest
    MonkHarvest Male 30-39
    47 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:26 am
    pooty kitty!
  44. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:40 am
    hahaha the last meow is the best. it sounds like "finally....bitch"
  45. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:49 am
    "You`ve got those weird long waggly things - put `em to some use, Food Source!"
  46. Profile photo of Spellwarrior
    Spellwarrior Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:34 am
    That cat needs a good punch in the head. teach it real quick.
  47. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:00 am
    As much as I usually lean more towards the pro-dog/anti-cat side of things, you have to admit that this cat knew what it was doing. A dog would have just drooled and looked longingly at the human until the human opened the little box. Cat wins this round for sure!
  48. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 4:36 am
    As much as I love this, I can`t help but to think of how it must be waking up with this cat in your bed every morning.
  49. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:13 am
    @Spellwarrior: the difference between cats and dogs are mainly 1: If you beat the dog, it will submiss and become nervous. If you beat the cat, it`s just going to say FU, and live somewhere else.
  50. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:33 am
    haha very clever. my dog grabs my hand and pulls me to his lead when he wants a walk
  51. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:34 am
    Watch and see, someday cats will rule the world!!!
  52. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:52 am
    That`s one awesome cat!!!
  53. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:55 am
    And I for one welcome our new feline overlords.
  54. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:12 am
    I love the little exasperated "mew" at 24 seconds.
  55. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 6:46 am
    The second he bit me i would have flung it across teh room.
  56. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Best cat in the world. That was awesome.
  57. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:36 am
    i love how it mews after the lids been removed, like a rushed "oh thanks" after all the hysterics!
  58. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 7:59 am
    The cat is like - come on dumb sht- just open the box- how many times do I have to show you how to do this???
  59. Profile photo of Civas-lies
    Civas-lies Male 18-29
    48 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Smartest cat I`ve ever seen.
  60. Profile photo of chimmeychang
    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 11:59 am
    "The second he bit me i would have flung it across teh room."

    I hope you don`t have any pets...
  61. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Ownage for sure
  62. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    Dude same, that cat would get its head stuffed into the box then walk around with it on its head xD
  63. Profile photo of KemmyG
    KemmyG Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I like that last squeek at the end, like "oh..thanks I guess... nom nom nom"
  64. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW FELINE OVERLORDS! :D
  65. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 12, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    Why would someone let themselves be pwned like that by a cat?
  66. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:23 am
    You get food when i get beer, F**CKER!
  67. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:44 am
    I very clearly heard "Thank You" at the end, but I`m also fluent in Catinese.
  68. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:06 am
    lol`d
  69. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    It`s scarier to watch kids do it.
  70. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Very nice :)
  71. Profile photo of deputy
    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    I have multiple cats, and I love them to bits, but when a cat would have bitten me for any reason other than me playing with it, I would hit it (and I have done so in the past)
  72. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    is that a "mew" at the end? i thought the lid of the camera or smth else has fallen off and made that sound. did it really come from the cat?

    it sounds like a little object hitting the ground to me :/
  73. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    It sounds like both, to me.
  74. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
    377 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    It`s not being mean, I have a doberman that does the same thing .. just to get you to pet her.. She very gentle.. This cat is biting but it doesn`t look to be biting hard.. its all in love.. and pursuit of the nom nom`s in that confounded box!

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