Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in
http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

Brazil, now the greatest place on earth.
There are 43 comments:
Male 6,693
Well, now that im thinking about it. . .
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Female 295
What`s her lawyer`s number?
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Male 559
lol`d hard @ fatninja
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Female 65
I`d plant office supplies in her purse and then fire her. This reminds me of a Hank Hill episode or the unions around here..
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Male 25,416
OMG. Thats why her office smells like fish
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Male 4,290
Reminds me of this Big Train sketch.
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Male 683
What a wanker
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Male 716
What about the traditional banging-head-on-desk technique?
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Male 40,247

I bet she has a permanent "O" face


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Male 1,016
In my world that condition is called being a male going through puberty!!!!
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Male 41,116
Too silly to be true... 47 times a day? Wouldn`t it get SORE after a few weeks?
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Male 58
This is fake news. It come few months ago and it is not true, there is no such person, there is no such court, no such judge and, of course, no such decision. Unfortunately, or not.. haha
here is the link (in Portuguese) trimiliquis
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Female 1,259
I hope she at leasts washes her hands afterwards...
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Male 707
wonder if i could share office with her :3
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Male 562
I bet it looks like pink scrambled eggs by now. EEWWW.
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Male 5,626
Goddammit! The TPS reports are all stuck to each other!
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Male 562
Not only does it hurt to walk when you`re raw, but I`m too damn lazy for that sh*t.
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Male 15,510
OIB
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Female 73
Damn, i would not want to be her. That`s gotta f-cking suck. Discovery Health had a show about weird conditions like that. it`s anything but pleasurable. They do it cause they have to to release tension, not cause they`re horny. it`s like a constant chore

but still, she should probably think about working from home
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Female 446
This is just ridiculous. If it is indeed true, what company would accept these work conditions? I`d say, put her on disability and let her watch her porn and do her stuff at home.
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Male 2,158
As a public service I will help this woman!
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Male 634
I work with food products.
They don`t allow me to do that.
I just don`t understand why though.
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Male 2,402
@Dm1

Well I`m waiting for a link to a legit news source. Please provide.
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Male 27
Actually, Not BS. Did a search here and it`s true.

Yay for my country =D
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Male 10,440
No man can match that. The most I`ve ever done was 5 and even then I was extremely bored.
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Female 1,101
If it`s real then it`s disgusting.
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Male 40,247

this is timely since it`s National Masturbation Month in the US.

Maybe she just doesn`t remove the vibrator at all and it goes on and off with a timer system.

T-t-that-t-t w-w-would-d-d b-b-be-e-e c-c-c-conv-v-venie-e-e-nt-t-t-t
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Male 2,402
This is what you call one of those BS tabloid stories. Like the Enquirer it`s sooooo factual.
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Male 2,619
She`ll end up with arthritis in her fingers pretty soon.
Id like to be near the watercooler one morning "Hey Jeff, looks like ana`s rubbing one out again"
"Do you think shes checking out my ass?"
"Nope, she just has a chemical imbalance. and your a fat twat"
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Male 195
I mean... is ok to masturbate when you are at the office, right? right?
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Male 11,739
I don`t see how she can get work done doing it 18 times a day. That`s more than once an hour when she`s awake. Unless she can do it in just a couple of minutes, she`s spending a good amount of time with her hand between her legs.
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Male 734
"47 times a day" I don`t think much accounting work gets done if she`s masturbating constantly. She`s essentially being paid to watch porn and masturbate all day.

She says she gets uncomfortable sexual advance sbecause of her problem? I would be a little confused if something was looking at me and then started masturbating but turned down my sexual advances.
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Male 1,461
Come to think of it, this reminds me of a story of a girl who has random orgasms throughout the day. I think that would be worse. You would have to try to hide the O face at any given time.
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Male 210
47 times a day! That breaks my high school record. :/
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Male 2,376
id do her
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Male 64
She won at life.
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Male 1,793
DNA everywhere...
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Male 2,586
Next we find out she`s a primary school teacher...
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Male 2,440
Her lack of a chin makes her super horny, I guess.
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Male 772
Oh Fancy, always on the cutting edge of the most facinating stories :D
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Male 2,592
Damn it, why can`t she be hotter?
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Male 1,461
I suppose I could if I wanted to, I would just have to go to my truck... and have the windows tinted.
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Male 21,006
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