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Date: 05/13/11 01:29 PM

43 Responses to Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    Link: Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work - Brazil, now the greatest place on earth.
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I suppose I could if I wanted to, I would just have to go to my truck... and have the windows tinted.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Damn it, why can`t she be hotter?
  4. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Oh Fancy, always on the cutting edge of the most facinating stories :D
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    Her lack of a chin makes her super horny, I guess.
  6. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Next we find out she`s a primary school teacher...
  7. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    DNA everywhere...
  8. Profile photo of BBBBB
    BBBBB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    She won at life.
  9. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    id do her
  10. Profile photo of rook187
    rook187 Male 30-39
    210 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    47 times a day! That breaks my high school record. :/
  11. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Come to think of it, this reminds me of a story of a girl who has random orgasms throughout the day. I think that would be worse. You would have to try to hide the O face at any given time.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    "47 times a day" I don`t think much accounting work gets done if she`s masturbating constantly. She`s essentially being paid to watch porn and masturbate all day.

    She says she gets uncomfortable sexual advance sbecause of her problem? I would be a little confused if something was looking at me and then started masturbating but turned down my sexual advances.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I don`t see how she can get work done doing it 18 times a day. That`s more than once an hour when she`s awake. Unless she can do it in just a couple of minutes, she`s spending a good amount of time with her hand between her legs.
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    xerch Male 18-29
    195 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    I mean... is ok to masturbate when you are at the office, right? right?
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    She`ll end up with arthritis in her fingers pretty soon.
    Id like to be near the watercooler one morning "Hey Jeff, looks like ana`s rubbing one out again"
    "Do you think shes checking out my ass?"
    "Nope, she just has a chemical imbalance. and your a fat twat"
  16. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    This is what you call one of those BS tabloid stories. Like the Enquirer it`s sooooo factual.
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    this is timely since it`s National Masturbation Month in the US.

    Maybe she just doesn`t remove the vibrator at all and it goes on and off with a timer system.

    T-t-that-t-t w-w-would-d-d b-b-be-e-e c-c-c-conv-v-venie-e-e-nt-t-t-t
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    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    If it`s real then it`s disgusting.
  19. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    No man can match that. The most I`ve ever done was 5 and even then I was extremely bored.
  20. Profile photo of Dm1
    Dm1 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    Actually, Not BS. Did a search here and it`s true.

    Yay for my country =D
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    @Dm1

    Well I`m waiting for a link to a legit news source. Please provide.
  22. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    I work with food products.
    They don`t allow me to do that.
    I just don`t understand why though.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    As a public service I will help this woman!
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    This is just ridiculous. If it is indeed true, what company would accept these work conditions? I`d say, put her on disability and let her watch her porn and do her stuff at home.
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    CrazyCatz135 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Damn, i would not want to be her. That`s gotta f-cking suck. Discovery Health had a show about weird conditions like that. it`s anything but pleasurable. They do it cause they have to to release tension, not cause they`re horny. it`s like a constant chore

    but still, she should probably think about working from home
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    OIB
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    Not only does it hurt to walk when you`re raw, but I`m too damn lazy for that sh*t.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    Goddammit! The TPS reports are all stuck to each other!
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    I bet it looks like pink scrambled eggs by now. EEWWW.
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    wonder if i could share office with her :3
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    I hope she at leasts washes her hands afterwards...
  32. Profile photo of Doorman
    Doorman Male 30-39
    58 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    This is fake news. It come few months ago and it is not true, there is no such person, there is no such court, no such judge and, of course, no such decision. Unfortunately, or not.. haha
    here is the link (in Portuguese) trimiliquis
  33. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    May 13, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    Too silly to be true... 47 times a day? Wouldn`t it get SORE after a few weeks?
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 5:30 am
    In my world that condition is called being a male going through puberty!!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36657 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 6:53 am

    I bet she has a permanent "O" face


  36. Profile photo of regediT
    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 7:07 am
    What about the traditional banging-head-on-desk technique?
  37. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 8:17 am
    What a wanker
  38. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Reminds me of this Big Train sketch.
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    OMG. Thats why her office smells like fish
  40. Profile photo of mkygirl
    mkygirl Female 30-39
    65 posts
    May 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    I`d plant office supplies in her purse and then fire her. This reminds me of a Hank Hill episode or the unions around here..
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    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 3:46 am
    lol`d hard @ fatninja
  42. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 15, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    What`s her lawyer`s number?
  43. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Well, now that im thinking about it. . .

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