Bible-Themed Coloring Books Are Much Better [Pic]

Submitted by: floydevans 6 years ago in Funny

...when you add your own captions...
There are 35 comments:
Female 400
AngryYouth, really? xD
Cheap Jew joke, wow! Not like we don`t see that once every few weeks on Family Guy.
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Male 734
I was kicked out of Sunday school when I was a little kid for stuff like that.

@Ajikan Wow, just, wow.
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Male 958
im sorry pinapple pizza sounds awesome with pepperoni nothing more.
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Male 522
"Now these Pizza`s have rules. No meat,Kosher."
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Female 4,225
this made me lol XD
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Male 1,526
Its probably the cheapest pizza they could order, you know....Jews
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Male 2,591
pineapple + pizza = fail
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Male 352
Thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza.
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Male 1,765
"1. Thou shalt not order anchovies on the pizza."

What! Heresy, only the pizza with anchovies is the true pizza, everyone knows that.
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Male 92
Hope they ordered from here, Hell Pizza The Lust pizza was the best. and it looks like they`re going global! Hellpizza.com
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Male 2,424

"A piece be with you... and also with you"
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Male 7,811
Crakr, then i think we are all good.
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Male 2,436
I think the Dr. Seuss Bible seems appropriate here.
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Male 17,512
cobra: Sometimes a fork is necessary, with deep dish pizza, but I stated `fork AND knife` in the commandment. ;-)
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Male 7,811
botfly, i dont normally plan an evening with pizza. its normally something done on the fly whilst doing some kind of work. whether it be automotive work or work on a house, just washing my hands doesnt always seem to be enough to feel clean.
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Male 616
*wash
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Male 616
Most people was their hands. You really must try it....Oh, and they have these things called napkins.
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Male 1,215
So can he feed a crowd of 200 with those two pizzas. Oh wait, this is Moses, not Jeebus. Sorry to confuse my myths.
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Male 7,811
Crakr, I use a fork (no knife) when eating pizza of any kind. depending on the pizza and the time its usually either to keep my hands from getting greasy or to keep my dirty hands from touching my pizza.
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Male 25,417
Then he threw it on the ground
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Male 10,855
@CrakrJak


Amen bro
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Male 5,413
But no Mountain Dew...
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Male 17,512
I-IS-BORED: No real pizza connoisseur uses a fork and knife on a pizza in the states, It`s just bad manners. Both Emily post and Miss Manners agree on that.
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Male 2,419
#7 only applies if you aren`t eating real pizza...
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Male 40,277
vv words to live by @CrackrJak! (always add the anchovies at home!)
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Male 7,811
this means that somebody old enough to make the joke took the time to color this picture.

time well spent my man, time well spent.
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Male 17,512
1. Thou shalt not order anchovies on the pizza.

2. Thou shalt not stiff the driver of a tip.

3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors slice.

4. Thou shalt not pick the toppings off a neighboring slice.

5. Thou shalt share the pizza equally amongst you.

6. Thou shalt not lie to gain an extra slice.

7. Thou shalt honor the pizza and not use a fork and knife.

8. Thou shalt place any leftover slices in a place of honor in the fridge.

9. Thou shalt not falsely accuse your neighbor of having a bigger slice.

10. Thou may eat refrigerated pizza cold for breakfast the next morning.
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Male 696
Natural progression.

First the Burning Bush, then...
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Male 2,121
Pepperoni Passion of the Christ?
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Male 323
i lol`d
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Male 1,931
I would follow that religion...
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Male 1,122
The first supper.
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Male 411
haha. Moses has da munchies..
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Male 39,531

Laughing Out Loud.

score 4
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Female 168
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