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Date: 05/31/11 09:13 AM

35 Responses to Bible-Themed Coloring Books Are Much Better [Pic]

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    floydevans Female 13-17
    168 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Link: Bible-Themed Coloring Books Are Much Better - ...when you add your own captions...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:19 am

    Laughing Out Loud.

    score 4
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:20 am
    haha. Moses has da munchies..
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1079 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:24 am
    The first supper.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:25 am
    I would follow that religion...
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:27 am
    i lol`d
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Pepperoni Passion of the Christ?
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:57 am
    Natural progression.

    First the Burning Bush, then...
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 9:59 am
    1. Thou shalt not order anchovies on the pizza.

    2. Thou shalt not stiff the driver of a tip.

    3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors slice.

    4. Thou shalt not pick the toppings off a neighboring slice.

    5. Thou shalt share the pizza equally amongst you.

    6. Thou shalt not lie to gain an extra slice.

    7. Thou shalt honor the pizza and not use a fork and knife.

    8. Thou shalt place any leftover slices in a place of honor in the fridge.

    9. Thou shalt not falsely accuse your neighbor of having a bigger slice.

    10. Thou may eat refrigerated pizza cold for breakfast the next morning.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:46 am
    this means that somebody old enough to make the joke took the time to color this picture.

    time well spent my man, time well spent.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:49 am
    vv words to live by @CrackrJak! (always add the anchovies at home!)
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:55 am
    #7 only applies if you aren`t eating real pizza...
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:10 am
    I-IS-BORED: No real pizza connoisseur uses a fork and knife on a pizza in the states, It`s just bad manners. Both Emily post and Miss Manners agree on that.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:12 am
    But no Mountain Dew...
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    @CrakrJak


    Amen bro
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Then he threw it on the ground
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    Crakr, I use a fork (no knife) when eating pizza of any kind. depending on the pizza and the time its usually either to keep my hands from getting greasy or to keep my dirty hands from touching my pizza.
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    So can he feed a crowd of 200 with those two pizzas. Oh wait, this is Moses, not Jeebus. Sorry to confuse my myths.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Most people was their hands. You really must try it....Oh, and they have these things called napkins.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    *wash
  21. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    botfly, i dont normally plan an evening with pizza. its normally something done on the fly whilst doing some kind of work. whether it be automotive work or work on a house, just washing my hands doesnt always seem to be enough to feel clean.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    cobra: Sometimes a fork is necessary, with deep dish pizza, but I stated `fork AND knife` in the commandment. ;-)
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    I think the Dr. Seuss Bible seems appropriate here.
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    Crakr, then i think we are all good.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    "A piece be with you... and also with you"
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    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Hope they ordered from here, Hell Pizza The Lust pizza was the best. and it looks like they`re going global! Hellpizza.com
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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    "1. Thou shalt not order anchovies on the pizza."

    What! Heresy, only the pizza with anchovies is the true pizza, everyone knows that.
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    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    pineapple + pizza = fail
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Its probably the cheapest pizza they could order, you know....Jews
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    this made me lol XD
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    zeegrr Male 40-49
    153 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    "Now these Pizza`s have rules. No meat,Kosher."
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    im sorry pinapple pizza sounds awesome with pepperoni nothing more.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    I was kicked out of Sunday school when I was a little kid for stuff like that.

    @Ajikan Wow, just, wow.
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    zekumi Female 18-29
    400 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    AngryYouth, really? xD
    Cheap Jew joke, wow! Not like we don`t see that once every few weeks on Family Guy.

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