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Date: 05/23/11 07:03 AM

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  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 1:20 am
    Link: Best Resume Ever? - This man needs to be hired immediately! He is by far the best man for the job....not.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:13 am
    I would instantly drop this "resume" into the garbage, if I was the guy hiring. This is the sort of guy who is undependable. He needs to rethink his strategy if he wants a job.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:14 am
    my reply email

    "it also rhymes with NOPE"
  4. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:15 am
    So that`s from Donald Dyorak then...?
    His name is on the footer.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Trying too hard.

    Also, a toupe is a hairpiece and it does not rhyme with dope. This moron meant "taupe" I think.

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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:20 am
    LOL
  7. Profile photo of Wuhu
    Wuhu Male 30-39
    21 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:20 am
    Damn, if that office doesn`t hire him I will!
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    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:22 am
    If that resume crossed my desk I would have a hard time not contacting them just so I could talk to someone with that kind of crust.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:24 am
    Fake exaggerated resumes are so last decade
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:53 am
    I`d give the guy an interview, solely because this would have definitely gotten my attention.

    The guy is either a genius, or a total douchebag, but there`s really no way to tell without actually talking to him face to face.

    These are pretty desperate times job-wise. Brilliant and qualified people are doing crazy stuff to get noticed. A guy here actually brought a friggin` MARIACHI BAND with him to drop off his resume in person.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:55 am
    >SlothOfDoom
    Probably, but even so, it doesn`t rhyme.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:12 am
    Looks like someones future is to clean portable bathrooms
  13. Profile photo of hopeislost
    hopeislost Male 30-39
    196 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:21 am
    @ Angelmassb Too true...lol....his future quite literally is going straight down the crapper.
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:25 am
    Whoever took this picture didn`t do a very good job of protecting Ronald`s identity. His last name is Dvorak and it appears at the bottom of the resume.
  15. Profile photo of blackcatseye
    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:29 am
    nah, there`s a typo, sorry you`re NOT hired. T A U P E is a colour, TOUPE is not.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:33 am
    Did anyone else read this in the Jabooty Dubs Billy Mays voice?
  17. Profile photo of mobrule
    mobrule Male 18-29
    278 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:35 am

    you know i had to google this guys name......
    fake!
  18. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:41 am
    someone thinks a little to highly of himself

    and he is not familiarly with any picture editing program to black out his e-mail even with his `Internet research skills`, but a finger works too.

    and thats what she said
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 9:11 am
    since im a guy I had to google taupe..

    ...its called gray :P
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31764 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 9:44 am
    Your mother was a Librarian, and your father was a Capricorn!
    Rubiks cube skillz are SO 80`s!
  21. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 10:07 am
    Touche`
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 10:07 am
    R.R.R.R.REPO..- oh, it`s different :(
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 10:24 am
    Jesus Christ Almighty, a mouse ran up her nightie,

    bit her tit and made her sh it, Jesus Christ Almighty!
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    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 11:35 am
    thanks norris :)
  25. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I was going to hire him, really I was, except that he spelled "taupe" wrong at the very end. Sorry, can`t hire someone with a spelling error on their resume
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    roanald?
  27. Profile photo of xlnc14
    xlnc14 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Dwight Schrute?
  28. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    he spelled taupe wrong
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    If you really want to know the email address is [email protected]
  30. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    Dude, Toupe is a nice coat color...
  31. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    At least it`s different - that`s about all I can think of as a positive!
  32. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    *sigh* seen "resumes" just like this before.
  33. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    And then deleted it and wrote his actual resume
  34. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 23, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    FAIL
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    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 5:35 am
    think this is a symptom of sending out too many resumes and getting no response. Darn economy.
  36. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 9:09 am
    Fail on spelling taupe. Unless his favourite colour is wig-colour.
  37. Profile photo of lennyc
    lennyc Female 18-29
    73 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    i work five blocks from the address listed I`ll check if that`s a legit company...but something tells me they are just trolling
  38. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 24, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    i`d hire that guy, he`s creative and hilarious

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