Best Resume Ever? [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Weird

This man needs to be hired immediately! He is by far the best man for the job....not.
There are 39 comments:
Male 4,902
i`d hire that guy, he`s creative and hilarious
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Female 73
i work five blocks from the address listed I`ll check if that`s a legit company...but something tells me they are just trolling
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Male 2,859
Fail on spelling taupe. Unless his favourite colour is wig-colour.
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Male 93
think this is a symptom of sending out too many resumes and getting no response. Darn economy.
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Male 2,748
FAIL
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Female 235
And then deleted it and wrote his actual resume
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Male 3,894
*sigh* seen "resumes" just like this before.
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Female 1,048
At least it`s different - that`s about all I can think of as a positive!
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Male 958
Dude, Toupe is a nice coat color...
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Male 25,416
If you really want to know the email address is [email protected]
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Female 2,509
he spelled taupe wrong
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Male 165
Dwight Schrute?
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Female 1,356
roanald?
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Male 3,842
I was going to hire him, really I was, except that he spelled "taupe" wrong at the very end. Sorry, can`t hire someone with a spelling error on their resume
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Male 286
thanks norris :)
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Male 3,472
Jesus Christ Almighty, a mouse ran up her nightie,

bit her tit and made her sh it, Jesus Christ Almighty!
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Male 528
R.R.R.R.REPO..- oh, it`s different :(
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Male 1,440
Touche`
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Male 36,410
Your mother was a Librarian, and your father was a Capricorn!
Rubiks cube skillz are SO 80`s!
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Male 1,011
since im a guy I had to google taupe..

...its called gray :P
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Male 875
someone thinks a little to highly of himself

and he is not familiarly with any picture editing program to black out his e-mail even with his `Internet research skills`, but a finger works too.

and thats what she said
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Male 278

you know i had to google this guys name......
fake!
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Male 2,868
Did anyone else read this in the Jabooty Dubs Billy Mays voice?
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Female 685
nah, there`s a typo, sorry you`re NOT hired. T A U P E is a colour, TOUPE is not.
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Male 734
Whoever took this picture didn`t do a very good job of protecting Ronald`s identity. His last name is Dvorak and it appears at the bottom of the resume.
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Male 196
@ Angelmassb Too true...lol....his future quite literally is going straight down the crapper.
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Male 15,510
Looks like someones future is to clean portable bathrooms
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Male 2,553
>SlothOfDoom
Probably, but even so, it doesn`t rhyme.
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Male 3,057
I`d give the guy an interview, solely because this would have definitely gotten my attention.

The guy is either a genius, or a total douchebag, but there`s really no way to tell without actually talking to him face to face.

These are pretty desperate times job-wise. Brilliant and qualified people are doing crazy stuff to get noticed. A guy here actually brought a friggin` MARIACHI BAND with him to drop off his resume in person.
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Male 3,310
Fake exaggerated resumes are so last decade
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Male 770
If that resume crossed my desk I would have a hard time not contacting them just so I could talk to someone with that kind of crust.
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Male 21
Damn, if that office doesn`t hire him I will!
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Male 1,582
LOL
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Male 2,033
Trying too hard.

Also, a toupe is a hairpiece and it does not rhyme with dope. This moron meant "taupe" I think.

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Female 857
So that`s from Donald Dyorak then...?
His name is on the footer.
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Male 2,703
my reply email

"it also rhymes with NOPE"
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Male 4,746
I would instantly drop this "resume" into the garbage, if I was the guy hiring. This is the sort of guy who is undependable. He needs to rethink his strategy if he wants a job.
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Female 8,044
Link: Best Resume Ever? [Pic] [Rate Link] - This man needs to be hired immediately! He is by far the best man for the job....not.
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