Authentic Old Timey Vampire Killing Kits [Pics]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago Misc

I wonder if I could kill the Twilight guys with these kits... because that would be, you know, awesome.
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Male 1,351
This is just Simon Belmont`s briefcase.
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Female 1,264
I wish I could own one of these.
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Male 138
@dfwSurreal That symbol is actually a quite common one called a Fleur-de-lis. It`s used by the scouts as well as the New Orleans Saints, Israeli Intelligence Corps, and even the Corvette logo is based on it...
Wikipedia knows all
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Male 12
anyone else notice the boy scout symbols (webelos)in the upper left and right top cloth of the box. My guess is that this was at one time a boy scout camping or supplies box and then someone had an idea and started adding things to it...
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Female 12
Who cares if it`s not real?! Still pretty cool stuff :D
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Male 1
It looks just like the one from the Ripley`s Believe It Or Not Museum in Branson.
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Male 18
The Real Deal - http://bit.ly/ju2gSO
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Male 67
Vampire killing kits are real and do exist, I have seen them personally at auction. This is not one of them. The cork isn’t aged at all, the knife is new.,Ax,bottles etc. are all from different periods, and the nail heads on the finish nail have no patina. Basically robosnitz is right. Fake.
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Male 2,737
Fake. The knife with the finger hole? C`mon. Saw that at the flea market last weekend. They just put some junk in an old suit case.
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Female 3,001
awesome
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Male 2,748
I so want that...
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Male 148
that is pretty sick to see
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Male 2,553
Holy hippies, Batman, that is one scary syringe.
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Female 956
wow awesome !
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Male 696
Andrew Kaufman`s??

"Here I come to save the dayyyy!"
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Male 78
all i know is that, i want one.
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Female 474
kits like this are on display at Ripley`s Believe It or Not in Times Square. they`re pretty cool.
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Male 75
I didn`t realize they still believed in vampire in 1890.
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Male 694
first, cyberdyne, it says 1890. where does anythign say 1840? ad second...anyone read the note? they actually killed someone with this kit (if its real, of course)
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Male 360
why was it pluralized?
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Female 385
okay, that`s really cool
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Male 25,416
neat
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Female 1,205
you can kill the Twilight vampires by insulting thier emo hair...these kits are for REAL BAD-ASS vamps :P
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Male 4,902
Derringer pistol is incorrect to the time period, 1840 it would be a cap and ball
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Male 90
Well faked... but awesome...
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Female 1,435
is it just me or does the Jesus look like V from V for vendetta?
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Male 625
This is GENIUS!!! The people who would want to buy this don`t get to waste their money on women!!
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Female 795
"Authentic"
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Female 2,674
That would get you laid on a first date for sure.
`Yeah, so this is my living room, and over here is my antique vampire killing kit handed down from my great-grandfather.`


*panty drop*
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Male 36,410
Can we use this kit to kill Twilight Fans? Pleeeeze!
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Male 3,076
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Male 554
knife handle is birch wood, not plywood and the blade may be simply polished iron (it is pitted).. axe handle is tin with rivets (powdery look to it)... rivets in aluminum would bore out over time, hence useless. however the axe blade does look rather new and stainless.. you can even see the steelwool scratches in it from a quick polish.

i still want one, most things in there could be converted for use on zombies too
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Male 1,195
Andy Kauffman was a vampire hunter?
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Male 14,330
Zombie killing kit........
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Female 497
Every house needs one.
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Male 15,510
Bring it on Vampire motherf*ckers!!
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Male 10,440
[quote] That knife has a plywood handle, not to mention it`s made of stainless steel. The axe is a modern camp axe and has an aluminum handle. [/quote]
You`re right, but you ruined the fun :-(

Anyway, Korans not effective against vampires I see. I wonder why...
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Male 390
Authentic or not, it is still awesome
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Male 508
It`s definitely not `authentic`. That knife has a plywood handle, not to mention it`s made of stainless steel. The axe is a modern camp axe and has an aluminum handle. Circa 2011 me thinks.
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Male 361
That`s an awesome piece of history right there
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Male 6,694
Thats a good thing to have arround. Just in case.
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Male 14,774
It`s modern. The typewritten letter predates the invention of the typewriter, the knife is a modern kit blade and they sure didn`t have Dymondwood in the 19th C. Aluminium wasn`t common then either. The rawhide wouldn`t have lasted either. Nice art piece, though.
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Female 49
Andy Kaufman? Hmm...guess he was into more than just Elvis impersonations and being Ladka.
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Male 3,285
I want to see this so called proof. Stupid religious people will do anything and believe anything.
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Male 593
I like the one PReilly made on dA. Vampire killing fit
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Male 2,619
I think you can kill the Twilight guys with Beer, football and Playboy. Y`know, the usual manly stuff.
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Male 2,703
12 October 1890

Dear Mrs. Eberhardt,

I have dispatched the vipir that took your sweet daughters life. Included in this case are the tools used in the final act along with proof of its death. Mildred`s life was too innocent to be taken by such a monster; she was dearly loved by me as we were newly betrothed. May she now rest in peace.

Andrew A Kauffman
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Male 11,740
[quote] I wonder if I could kill the Twilight guys with these kits[/quote]

You can kill the guys, I`ll help. Just leave Alice (Ashley Greene) alone. She can bite me any day. She`s the only reason I can suffer through those stupid movies with my wife.
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Male 7,378
Pretty cool that back in the day you could kill your wife and blame it on a vampire.
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Male 3,619
i guess it looks as authentic as it gets
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Female 16
According to that included letter, he not only killed a vampire but included proof of its death. I wonder what the proof was?
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Male 1,226
Fake, but looks awesome.
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Male 2,670
It`s worth a try!
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Male 1,582
Pretty damn cool
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Female 596
Link: Authentic Old Timey Vampire Killing Kits [Pics] [Rate Link] - I wonder if I could kill the Twilight guys with these kits... because that would be, you know, awesome.
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