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Date: 05/04/11 09:00 AM

56 Responses to Apology Note [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Link: Apology Note - Uh yeah, you can bust my lip anytime you want....
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Classic abusive pattern haha
  3. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:16 am
    fake
  4. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Nicer than me, I would have probably just laughed!
  5. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:22 am
    FAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaakkkkeeee.

    I`m so jaded, I always assume they are. :`(

    ..my internet-innocence is ruined.
  6. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:24 am
    That can NOT be real.
  7. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:26 am
    There`s chocolate rice krisipie treats?
  8. Profile photo of itellifyou
    itellifyou Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:30 am
    If that is real, she is one hell of a woman, probably built like a wale, but has a good personality.
  9. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:51 am
    It should be a holiday for all the couples : Rice Krispies treats and BJ day
  10. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 9:55 am
    WHAT!?!?!?! My girl elbowed me in the balls on acident the other day. All I got was a bowl of Cambells Soup!
  11. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:03 am
    too good to be true T.T
  12. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Too bad all women don`t apologize this way! It`s so simple. Of course we could never get away with the opposite- that requires jewelry, flowers and chocolate!
  13. Profile photo of MajicWalrus
    MajicWalrus Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:47 am
    If she was a real woman she would`ve made the damn rice krispy treats herself.
  14. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:49 am
    Id take an xbox controller to the head for a BJ.
  15. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Apology accepted.
  16. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:04 am
    gotta love her
  17. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:14 am
    I did something similar when I accidentally punched my boyfriend during a pillow fight. Only difference was I got him Halo Reach and a box of donuts with sprinkles on them.
  18. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Sounds like a plan
  19. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:25 am
    @MajicWalrun if she was a real women she would manipulate you and make you make rice crispies with the hope of getting sex.
  20. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:26 am
    not fair. im going to go cry in a corner now out of jealousy and loneliness.
  21. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:31 am
    What a nice girl.
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:38 am
    I did something similar when I accidentally punched my boyfriend during a pillow fight. Only difference was I got him Halo Reach and a box of donuts with sprinkles on them.
    What, for him to play and eat while you gave him a blowjob?
  23. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:47 am
    He totally jumped in the way of the controller, as i would
  24. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Marry her.
  25. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:48 am
    @ davymid bravo good sir
  26. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 11:51 am
    This has to be fake. A real female would twist the situation around to be HIS fault, thus owing her apologies and gifts.
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    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Double chocolatey? Good girl. Unless it`s only 1 double chocolatey, in which case wtf was she thinking? Although 1 does look super-sized. Maybe I would forgive a non-chocolatey one for a f-cking huge one.
  28. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    958 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Dude it says shes gunna give him a Bj because he got hurt with something I play with everyday... Im gunna go outside, drat xbox.
  29. Profile photo of jdavg3
    jdavg3 Male 40-49
    26 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    GF`s take note.
  30. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Blasphemy! No woman is this awesome!
  31. Profile photo of AtlasOtus
    AtlasOtus Male 18-29
    417 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    @BostonKaiser I had the same thought!
  32. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    You know she sneaked some salt peter in those rice crispy bars
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Awww.... how sweet
  34. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Best response possible
  35. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Rice krispies??
  36. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    DOUBLE CHOCOLATEY?!?! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  37. Profile photo of Raptorkat
    Raptorkat Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    A blow job? blow job? Thats it? Thats your girlfriends idea of a good apology?!?!? NO!!! My girlfriend hit me in the back of the head with the remote the other day, her apology.. I got to pick a girl to bring back home to play with us! God, I love her.
  38. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    An apology blow job for busting his lip? Please. I bust my Hubby`s lip, he probably deserved it.
  39. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    D:
  40. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    No return sex needed!
    Wait... that`s something he normally feels obliged to do? If you look on sex as a tiresome task, you`re doing it wrong. Literally.
  41. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    If a girl busted my lip, I`d bust her lip right back.
  42. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    All points to a fatty
  43. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Awww how romantic! :D
  44. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Shoot, I wouldn`t even need the Rice Krispie treats.
  45. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    If you look on sex as a tiresome task, you`re doing it wrong. Literally.

    Unless you have been together for a long time and sex is alot more common then head. Not every girl likes doing it so they would only do it as a treat for occasions like this!

    Becides, head feels better (I think) and more lazy for the man!
  46. Profile photo of Metum
    Metum Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    sounds like a crazy bitch
  47. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    If there`s one thing I miss now that I`m not in a relationship its the notes my ex left me in the morning =(
    Now I`m sad
  48. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    I don`t mind giving my man a blow job, I really don`t. What bothers me is when I have to do it ALL THE TIME. That, I think, is the main reason why girls don`t `like` to do it. Cause guys want to be lazy bastards and have their girls do all the work. Its years of girls not getting what they need and having to provide sexual pleasure for the man and MAYBE if she is lucky, will get something in return. It has nothing to do with girls liking it or not.

    Anyway... the girlfriend is being cute, but I think it would be a little odd to have him eat those WHILE the oral is happening.
  49. Profile photo of Izaq
    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    @SharayaAnne
    Clearly, you`ve met the wrong guys so far, I`m afraid ;)
  50. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    Sharaya when you boil it all down, all men have only one true love: Sood... or Fex, whichever way you wanna go. Point is it`s a portmanteau :P
  51. Profile photo of varietyweasl
    varietyweasl Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 4, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    @metum
    yup, if my girlfriend threw a remote at my face and burst my lip she`d be suckin` candy on her own, mentaler
  52. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 5:18 am
    @SharayaAnne I agree with you, most women let men walk all over them without demanding their fair share in return. Psh If I felt like I had to do it then I certainly wouldn`t. Find a man who likes to rub and lick that p-ssy is what I say! Then make him want it real bad! LOL! ;-)
  53. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 7:49 am
    @notTHATbored: So, essentially the same thing that a lot of guys do already? lol

    I dont mind giving or recieving. It`s nice either way but retarded when it`s like a "must" for people. Then again, I would probably expect my girlfriend to want something if I busted her lip open with an Xbox controller.
  54. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 9:08 am
    @NotTHATbored
    I`m always willing to get down with my gf giving or recieving
  55. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    May 5, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    Better to give than receive... then you can pull the guilt card later.
  56. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    my kind of girl...although i would return the favor afterwards.

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