Apology Note [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Funny

Uh yeah, you can bust my lip anytime you want....
There are 56 comments:
Male 286
my kind of girl...although i would return the favor afterwards.
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Male 265
Better to give than receive... then you can pull the guilt card later.
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Male 314
@NotTHATbored
I`m always willing to get down with my gf giving or recieving
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Male 798
@notTHATbored: So, essentially the same thing that a lot of guys do already? lol

I dont mind giving or recieving. It`s nice either way but retarded when it`s like a "must" for people. Then again, I would probably expect my girlfriend to want something if I busted her lip open with an Xbox controller.
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Female 1,101
@SharayaAnne I agree with you, most women let men walk all over them without demanding their fair share in return. Psh If I felt like I had to do it then I certainly wouldn`t. Find a man who likes to rub and lick that p-ssy is what I say! Then make him want it real bad! LOL! ;-)
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Male 35
@metum
yup, if my girlfriend threw a remote at my face and burst my lip she`d be suckin` candy on her own, mentaler
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Male 526
Sharaya when you boil it all down, all men have only one true love: Sood... or Fex, whichever way you wanna go. Point is it`s a portmanteau :P
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Male 173
@SharayaAnne
Clearly, you`ve met the wrong guys so far, I`m afraid ;)
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Female 152
I don`t mind giving my man a blow job, I really don`t. What bothers me is when I have to do it ALL THE TIME. That, I think, is the main reason why girls don`t `like` to do it. Cause guys want to be lazy bastards and have their girls do all the work. Its years of girls not getting what they need and having to provide sexual pleasure for the man and MAYBE if she is lucky, will get something in return. It has nothing to do with girls liking it or not.

Anyway... the girlfriend is being cute, but I think it would be a little odd to have him eat those WHILE the oral is happening.
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Male 975
If there`s one thing I miss now that I`m not in a relationship its the notes my ex left me in the morning =(
Now I`m sad
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Male 155
sounds like a crazy bitch
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Male 1,442
[quote] If you look on sex as a tiresome task, you`re doing it wrong. Literally. [/quote]

Unless you have been together for a long time and sex is alot more common then head. Not every girl likes doing it so they would only do it as a treat for occasions like this!

Becides, head feels better (I think) and more lazy for the man!
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Male 1,461
Shoot, I wouldn`t even need the Rice Krispie treats.
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Male 625
Awww how romantic! :D
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Male 15,510
All points to a fatty
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Male 812
If a girl busted my lip, I`d bust her lip right back.
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Male 4,290
[quote]No return sex needed![/quote]
Wait... that`s something he normally feels obliged to do? If you look on sex as a tiresome task, you`re doing it wrong. Literally.
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Male 1,625
D:
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Female 295
An apology blow job for busting his lip? Please. I bust my Hubby`s lip, he probably deserved it.
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Male 75
A blow job? blow job? Thats it? Thats your girlfriends idea of a good apology?!?!? NO!!! My girlfriend hit me in the back of the head with the remote the other day, her apology.. I got to pick a girl to bring back home to play with us! God, I love her.
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Female 535
DOUBLE CHOCOLATEY?!?! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Male 588
Rice krispies??
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Male 1,440
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Male 25,416
Awww.... how sweet
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Male 686
You know she sneaked some salt peter in those rice crispy bars
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Male 417
@BostonKaiser I had the same thought!
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Male 2,841
Blasphemy! No woman is this awesome!
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Male 26
GF`s take note.
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Male 958
Dude it says shes gunna give him a Bj because he got hurt with something I play with everyday... Im gunna go outside, drat xbox.
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Male 105
Double chocolatey? Good girl. Unless it`s only 1 double chocolatey, in which case wtf was she thinking? Although 1 does look super-sized. Maybe I would forgive a non-chocolatey one for a f-cking huge one.
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Male 1,204
This has to be fake. A real female would twist the situation around to be HIS fault, thus owing her apologies and gifts.
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Male 177
@ davymid bravo good sir
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Male 2,034
Marry her.
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Male 219
He totally jumped in the way of the controller, as i would
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Male 12,138
[quote]I did something similar when I accidentally punched my boyfriend during a pillow fight. Only difference was I got him Halo Reach and a box of donuts with sprinkles on them.[/quote]
What, for him to play and eat while you gave him a blowjob?
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Male 6,694
What a nice girl.
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Male 663
not fair. im going to go cry in a corner now out of jealousy and loneliness.
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Male 518
@MajicWalrun if she was a real women she would manipulate you and make you make rice crispies with the hope of getting sex.
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Male 2,441
Sounds like a plan
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Female 584
I did something similar when I accidentally punched my boyfriend during a pillow fight. Only difference was I got him Halo Reach and a box of donuts with sprinkles on them.
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Male 7,585
gotta love her
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Male 7,123
Apology accepted.
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Male 114
Id take an xbox controller to the head for a BJ.
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Male 13
If she was a real woman she would`ve made the damn rice krispy treats herself.
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Male 868
Too bad all women don`t apologize this way! It`s so simple. Of course we could never get away with the opposite- that requires jewelry, flowers and chocolate!
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Male 3,619
too good to be true T.T
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Male 1,063
WHAT!?!?!?! My girl elbowed me in the balls on acident the other day. All I got was a bowl of Cambells Soup!
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Male 423
It should be a holiday for all the couples : Rice Krispies treats and BJ day
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Male 161
If that is real, she is one hell of a woman, probably built like a wale, but has a good personality.
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Female 4,039
There`s chocolate rice krisipie treats?
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Male 11,740
That can NOT be real.
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Male 3,894
FAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaakkkkeeee.

I`m so jaded, I always assume they are. :`(

..my internet-innocence is ruined.
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Female 1,101
Nicer than me, I would have probably just laughed!
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Male 3,285
fake
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Male 1,021
Classic abusive pattern haha
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Female 8,044
Link: Apology Note [Pic] [Rate Link] - Uh yeah, you can bust my lip anytime you want....
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