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Date: 05/17/11 12:45 PM

80 Responses to And Now You Know Why Schwarzenegger Is Divorcing

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    Link: And Now You Know Why Schwarzenegger Is Divorcing - Old Arnie knocked up some chick who worked for the Schwarzenegger-Shriver family for 20 year. Enter your one-liners now.
  2. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Aww man!
  3. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    "I`ll be back! ...With child support."
  4. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    I still think he`s cool (maybe more so) but i`ll get the ball rolling...

    Sperminator!!!
  5. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    See, I don`t get what the big deal is... sure, cheating isn`t right, but I bet ost of the celebs in Hollywood have done it, he just got caught!

    Anyway, next one:

    Pumping Ironer! :-D
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    i can honestly say i dont really give a poo
  7. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    Conan the Ovarian
  8. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    Conan the Destroyer (of marriages)
  9. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    The next one is bad...

    C*m Sonja! (bad pun sorry)
  10. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    "Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception."
    — Mark Twain
  11. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Maria was probably a cold fish anyway.

    KROM!!!
  12. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Commando!!! (an easy one considering it`s other meaning!)

    Predator!!! (another easy one)

    ...this is fun! :-)
  13. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    Twins?! :-)
  14. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    End of Day-care :-)
  15. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    It`s funny to me that the reporter in this says that women who complained about being groped by arnie back in the 70`s are given more credence because he had a consensual affair with a member of his house staff. That is comparing apples to oranges in my opinion.
  16. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    It`s really less shocking than everyone is making it out to be.
  17. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:04 pm

  18. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Too much "Red Heat" led to "Junior" I guess.

    He contained himself for 5 days but on "The 6th Day.".....
  19. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    I guess somebody asked that kid to play a little game called "who is your daddy and what does he do?"

    & lol @ beternal, you`re winning so far
  20. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Maria got a RAW DEAL
  21. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    Aww man, what`s next, are we gonna find out that Chuck Norris has been using stunt doubles all these years....
  22. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Since he`s coming clean, they should question him about whether or not he used performance enhancing drugs during his body building career....
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja
    Fatninja Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    It`s not a tumor.
  24. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    The Cheatinator.
  25. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Last action Zero
  26. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    if women would just put out more and be more flexable...
  27. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Collateral Ram-age?

    Hehhheeee - that was stupid :P I like to play, though.
  28. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Total Booty-call?
  29. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    child Eraser
  30. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    True Lies..... oh wait .... ummmmm
  31. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    "It can`t be bargained with. It can`t be reasoned with. It doesn`t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are laid"
  32. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    The inseminator?

    My question is how she didn`t know, he didn`t hide it very well.

  33. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I bet she Jingles All The Way to the bank with his child support payments!

  34. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Helen Tasker: Have you ever porked anyone?
    Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad.
  35. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    @davisboy

    check the tapes, he was asked about steroids when he was interviewed waaaaay back in his bodybuilding career and said at that time that he used them under the supervision of a doctor.
  36. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Anyone else think it`s weird that the only one that doesn`t seem to work is "the Terminator"?
  37. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    "i eat red cherries for breakfast, and right now i`m very hungry" (commando)
  38. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Does this mean his cartoon is going to get canceled now? Awwww man....
  39. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    oh oh oh... best one ever!!!

    ""Cum with me if you want to live...""
  40. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    THE B!TCH IS OUUUUT!!!

    True Lies

    ...ok, someone else`s turn now :-)
  41. Profile photo of BBBBB
    BBBBB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Remember when I said i`d do you last. I lied.
  42. Profile photo of sssfdg
    sssfdg Male 18-29
    190 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    The Sperminator
  43. Profile photo of wingzero0721
    wingzero0721 Male 30-39
    12 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    Wow, he fathered an illegitimate child! Well i guess i can`t be suprised...his last name does have ni...(ahem!) nevermind.
  44. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    "If it bleeds I can fill it"
  45. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    "Remember when I said i`d do you last. I lied."

    We have a winner!
  46. Profile photo of mollymuggins
    mollymuggins Female 30-39
    5 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    I just want to "PUMP" you up
  47. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:55 pm

  48. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    - You got what you wanted, Cohaagen. Now give these peepl eair!

    (Wait, what?)

    - If it bleeds, we can kill it!
  49. Profile photo of GodDamnDevil
    GodDamnDevil Male 40-49
    164 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    child; Whats wrong?
    Ahhnowld; I knocked up this chick.
    Child; mabye its a tumor
    Ahhnowld; Its not a toomah
  50. Profile photo of survivalist
    survivalist Male 18-29
    32 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    guess it wasn`t the Conner`s he should have been trying to terminate :/
  51. Profile photo of TannerW
    TannerW Male 18-29
    156 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    I hope you`ll leave enough room for my fist, because I`M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR VAGINA AND BREAK YOUR F-ING SPINE!
  52. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36843 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    "Love Child"....?

    I don`t think `love` had much to do with it.
  53. Profile photo of readyfisher
    readyfisher Male 60-69
    15 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    Honesty IS NOT the best policy. He should have shut the drat up !
  54. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    When Arnold`s wife asked him; "How could you?", was he able to look her in the eye and say; "Look at her. How couldn`t it?"
  55. Profile photo of sabio
    sabio Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    "Good thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has been upholding the sanctity of marriage since apparently us gay folks don`t know how to."
  56. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    Affair = bad? Yes. Affair = womanizer? No. They were both married and had consensual sex(as far as anyone knows). Does that make her a manizer?

    You gotta love how the news tries to twist these things.
  57. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Ahnold is still the man
  58. Profile photo of sabio
    sabio Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    "Schwarzenegger confesses to fathering baby with house staff member, but explains that child is destined to bring down SkyNet in 2031."
  59. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    "Right now, I`m thinking of starting another meeting. In bed!" (OK, so that was actually Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain...same difference.)

  60. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Well, that was unexpected
  61. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    I`ll bareback, muwahahaha
  62. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    that dumb bitch`s loss
  63. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    Hmm...I`m sure there will be a few more affairs to come out of the closet.
  64. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    she`ll be back.. ahahaha hahaa ahaha for the money -_-
  65. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Don`t be a fool, wrap your tool.
  66. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    People started getting suspicious when the child`s picture got out.

  67. Profile photo of nny156
    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    i wish i worked at that starbucks everytime he came in for coffe id scream "CONAN WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?"
  68. Profile photo of thehitcher
    thehitcher Male 18-29
    237 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    lol at least she had a kid and NAHT A TOOMAH
  69. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    Maria said to Arnold, "Use the word `harassment` in a sentence." Arnold replied, "Harassment nothing."
  70. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    I know now why you cry...?
  71. Profile photo of Pinkminx22
    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1096 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    "Who is your daddy, and what does he do"?
  72. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    May 17, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    @Pinkminx22

    You made me LOL ^^
  73. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:11 am
    so?
    If hes doing his job I dont see why it`s anyone but his problem.
  74. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:17 am
    His wife said ``I need your boots, your clothes, your motorcycle aaaaand half of everything you own`` when she left
  75. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 1:25 am
    @sabio

    "Good thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has been upholding the sanctity of marriage since apparently us gay folks don`t know how to."

    I know, right? He supports it now, but this was not always the case, and he shot down two gay marriage bills in the past.

    It always seems to be that those who are against gay marriage because it destroys the sanctity of marraige are not respecting the sanctity of their own marriages.

    I mean, seriously, is there some psychological reason for this? They can`t handle their own marriage problems, so they externalise their private issues by deflecting their malice onto an external target? Like the classic schoolyard bully who turns out to have an abusive father?
  76. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 8:35 am
    NO!jsajdkawkjekd Peroid
  77. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Ajikan
    Welcome to plebian society.
  78. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    Dry one-liners?
    ehr..

    "Oh no, she came back!"
  79. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    159 posts
    May 18, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Hslf? LOL...she even get his balls.They won`t be back...
  80. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    @musuko- most likely that IS the case.

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