And Now You Know Why Schwarzenegger Is Divorcing

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

Old Arnie knocked up some chick who worked for the Schwarzenegger-Shriver family for 20 year. Enter your one-liners now.
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Female 3,598
@musuko- most likely that IS the case.
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Male 522
Hslf? LOL...she even get his balls.They won`t be back...
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Male 3,619
Dry one-liners?
ehr..

"Oh no, she came back!"
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Male 226
Ajikan
Welcome to plebian society.
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Male 5,413
NO!jsajdkawkjekd Peroid
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Male 2,850
@sabio

"Good thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has been upholding the sanctity of marriage since apparently us gay folks don`t know how to."

I know, right? He supports it now, but this was not always the case, and he shot down two gay marriage bills in the past.

It always seems to be that those who are against gay marriage because it destroys the sanctity of marraige are not respecting the sanctity of their own marriages.

I mean, seriously, is there some psychological reason for this? They can`t handle their own marriage problems, so they externalise their private issues by deflecting their malice onto an external target? Like the classic schoolyard bully who turns out to have an abusive father?
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Male 423
His wife said ``I need your boots, your clothes, your motorcycle aaaaand half of everything you own`` when she left
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Male 1,526
so?
If hes doing his job I dont see why it`s anyone but his problem.
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Male 667
@Pinkminx22

You made me LOL ^^
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Female 1,234
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do"?
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Male 3,431
I know now why you cry...?
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Female 1,798
Maria said to Arnold, "Use the word `harassment` in a sentence." Arnold replied, "Harassment nothing."
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Male 237
lol at least she had a kid and NAHT A TOOMAH
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Male 182
i wish i worked at that starbucks everytime he came in for coffe id scream "CONAN WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?"
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Male 1,920
People started getting suspicious when the child`s picture got out.

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Male 3,894
Don`t be a fool, wrap your tool.
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Male 528
she`ll be back.. ahahaha hahaa ahaha for the money -_-
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Male 2,402
Hmm...I`m sure there will be a few more affairs to come out of the closet.
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Male 559
that dumb bitch`s loss
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Male 4,902
I`ll bareback, muwahahaha
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Male 25,417
Well, that was unexpected
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Male 591
"Right now, I`m thinking of starting another meeting. In bed!" (OK, so that was actually Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain...same difference.)

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Male 15
"Schwarzenegger confesses to fathering baby with house staff member, but explains that child is destined to bring down SkyNet in 2031."
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Male 4,902
Ahnold is still the man
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Male 1,461
Affair = bad? Yes. Affair = womanizer? No. They were both married and had consensual sex(as far as anyone knows). Does that make her a manizer?

You gotta love how the news tries to twist these things.
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Male 15
"Good thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has been upholding the sanctity of marriage since apparently us gay folks don`t know how to."
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Male 2,085
When Arnold`s wife asked him; "How could you?", was he able to look her in the eye and say; "Look at her. How couldn`t it?"
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Male 16
Honesty IS NOT the best policy. He should have shut the drat up !
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Male 39,619

"Love Child"....?

I don`t think `love` had much to do with it.
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Male 156
I hope you`ll leave enough room for my fist, because I`M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR VAGINA AND BREAK YOUR F-ING SPINE!
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Male 32
guess it wasn`t the Conner`s he should have been trying to terminate :/
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Male 165
child; Whats wrong?
Ahhnowld; I knocked up this chick.
Child; mabye its a tumor
Ahhnowld; Its not a toomah
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Male 625
- You got what you wanted, Cohaagen. Now give these peepl eair!

(Wait, what?)

- If it bleeds, we can kill it!
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Male 14,331

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Female 5
I just want to "PUMP" you up
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Male 1,610
"Remember when I said i`d do you last. I lied."

We have a winner!
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Male 2,033
"If it bleeds I can fill it"
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Male 12
Wow, he fathered an illegitimate child! Well i guess i can`t be suprised...his last name does have ni...(ahem!) nevermind.
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Male 190
The Sperminator
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Male 64
Remember when I said i`d do you last. I lied.
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Male 2,586
THE B!TCH IS OUUUUT!!!

True Lies

...ok, someone else`s turn now :-)
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Male 2,586
oh oh oh... best one ever!!!

""Cum with me if you want to live...""
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Male 587
Does this mean his cartoon is going to get canceled now? Awwww man....
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Male 2,586
"i eat red cherries for breakfast, and right now i`m very hungry" (commando)
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Male 4,546
Anyone else think it`s weird that the only one that doesn`t seem to work is "the Terminator"?
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Male 197
@davisboy

check the tapes, he was asked about steroids when he was interviewed waaaaay back in his bodybuilding career and said at that time that he used them under the supervision of a doctor.
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Male 2,586
Helen Tasker: Have you ever porked anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad.
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Female 4,039
I bet she Jingles All The Way to the bank with his child support payments!

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Male 4,546
The inseminator?

My question is how she didn`t know, he didn`t hide it very well.

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Male 2,586
"It can`t be bargained with. It can`t be reasoned with. It doesn`t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are laid"
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Male 587
True Lies..... oh wait .... ummmmm
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Male 587
child Eraser
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Female 4,039
Total Booty-call?
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Female 4,039
Collateral Ram-age?

Hehhheeee - that was stupid :P I like to play, though.
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Male 1,793
if women would just put out more and be more flexable...
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Male 2,586
Last action Zero
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Male 6,694
The Cheatinator.
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Male 61
It`s not a tumor.
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Male 587
Since he`s coming clean, they should question him about whether or not he used performance enhancing drugs during his body building career....
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Male 587
Aww man, what`s next, are we gonna find out that Chuck Norris has been using stunt doubles all these years....
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Male 197
Maria got a RAW DEAL
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Male 576
I guess somebody asked that kid to play a little game called "who is your daddy and what does he do?"

& lol @ beternal, you`re winning so far
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Male 197
Too much "Red Heat" led to "Junior" I guess.

He contained himself for 5 days but on "The 6th Day.".....
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Male 437

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Female 295
It`s really less shocking than everyone is making it out to be.
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Male 197
It`s funny to me that the reporter in this says that women who complained about being groped by arnie back in the 70`s are given more credence because he had a consensual affair with a member of his house staff. That is comparing apples to oranges in my opinion.
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Male 2,586
End of Day-care :-)
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Male 2,586
Twins?! :-)
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Male 2,586
Commando!!! (an easy one considering it`s other meaning!)

Predator!!! (another easy one)

...this is fun! :-)
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Male 3,477
Maria was probably a cold fish anyway.

KROM!!!
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Male 587
"Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception."
— Mark Twain
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Male 2,586
The next one is bad...

C*m Sonja! (bad pun sorry)
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Male 2,586
Conan the Destroyer (of marriages)
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Male 2,586
Conan the Ovarian
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i can honestly say i dont really give a poo
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Male 2,586
See, I don`t get what the big deal is... sure, cheating isn`t right, but I bet ost of the celebs in Hollywood have done it, he just got caught!

Anyway, next one:

Pumping Ironer! :-D
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Male 2,586
I still think he`s cool (maybe more so) but i`ll get the ball rolling...

Sperminator!!!
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Male 625
"I`ll be back! ...With child support."
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Male 1,587
Aww man!
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Male 20,830
Link: And Now You Know Why Schwarzenegger Is Divorcing [Rate Link] - Old Arnie knocked up some chick who worked for the Schwarzenegger-Shriver family for 20 year. Enter your one-liners now.
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