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Date: 05/19/11 09:46 AM

72 Responses to America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitten_soup
    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Link: America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again - Oh God, I think this is legit and if it is, America has reached a new fatty low.
  2. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:51 am
    I wouldn`t trust those Mashed potatoes...
  3. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:53 am
    That`s gross...
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36190 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:53 am

    actually...that sounds good right now topped with bacon bits!



  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:53 am
    Omg. I want one of these. Instant gravy? YES!
  6. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
    I don`t get it. What`s supposed to be the problem? The metal water bottle? The small cup of mashed potatoes? The drink? That it is a combo? Why is this lower than, say, a bacon ultimate cheese burger, curly fries and a drink?
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:10 am
    Holy Sh*t
  8. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    616 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:10 am
    i don`t get why this is more fattening than the fried butter or the double-triple-quadruple stacked burgers or the fried-cheese made into a grilled cheese sandwich.

    this is mashed potatos in a tiny cup. gross, but maybe not as fattening as buying a crap ton of candy bars at the gas station, which is totes what i do.

    dark chocolate snickers ftw.
  9. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:14 am

  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Was there really a popular demand for that silly mashed potato water bottle?
  11. Profile photo of Smoothjc1
    Smoothjc1 Male 50-59
    260 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:18 am
    Shouldn`t this be like Europe that`s why your fat! That`s where Maggi is out of. and that looks like crazy hots in the next bin over.
  12. Profile photo of WorstCaseOnt
    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
    214 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:19 am
    It`s amazing - Big Gulp cup in Canada is less than 1/2 that size!! You could bathe a child in that cup!
  13. Profile photo of sacramantic
    sacramantic Male 30-39
    159 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:26 am
    nice pic brassbull nice pic!!!!lol all the way to the salad troff..
  14. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:30 am
    that looks gross. i donno what it is... it just looks gross
  15. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:00 am
    So this is somehow less healthy than normal mashed potato?
  16. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:00 am
    "Promotion extended by popular demand" so people are actually eating this disgusting mashed potato paste.
  17. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Where`s the "America, this is why you`re better than everyone" upload? Oh right, the truth isn`t funny.
  18. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:12 am
    kittensoup is the Lemming of the Day! Congrats! (and dont bother nijd we all live under lemming law here at IAB)
  19. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:14 am
    This is awesome, I want one in my house.
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:19 am
    How hard is it, really, to grab a sack of potatoes from the grocery, wash one off, wrap it in cellophane, and microwave it for a few minutes ?

    It certainly would be healthier and cheaper than this.
  21. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:28 am
    mashed potato = much less fattening than milkshake, therefore not a new fatty low at all. i have seen much worse
  22. Profile photo of SirLunchalot
    SirLunchalot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:29 am
    The local gas station here actually had a machine similar to this a few years back. I tried it once, and by the taste of it I`m pretty sure that it wasn`t meant for humans.
  23. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:29 am
    It also can be used as a brick mortar what a deal!!
  24. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:31 am
    who would want that?
  25. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:51 am
    I`m betting that there`s not much potato in this mashed potato.
  26. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 11:55 am
    push button, receive bacon.

    I approve of this product and or service.
  27. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    if you do a search, you`ll see that those machines are in singapore, not america
  28. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    i just threw up in my mouth.
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    I am so glad there`s no 7/11`s where I`m at.
  30. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2763 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    ewe.
  31. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Not America.
  32. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    But American influenced I bet!
  33. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    What? Nobody`s heard of insta-mash?

    all you have to do is add water and you get mashed potatoes. And they`re not even gross, either. So if you keep the machine stocked with mashed potatoes, make it heated and have a mixer in there to make sure it doesn`t all settle and get gross, and there really shouldn`t be a problem with it.

    Same with the gravy. There are plenty of gravy mixes you can purchase at a store and all you have to do is add water and heat. Put some of that in another compartment, keep it heated and keep it stirred, and once again-- no problem.

    Yeesh. Think before you speak.

    (PS. for anyone questioning the origins of the `insta-mash` they just cook and mash the potatoes beforehand, and then dehydrate them.)
  34. Profile photo of magerune
    magerune Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Mashed potato flavoured pudding.
  35. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    "I`m betting that there`s not much potato in this mashed potato."

    you do realize potatoes are a fairly inexpensive food source, right?
    but yeah mashed potato dispenser? niiiice.
  36. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    The thought of gas station potatoes sends chills down my spine.
  37. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    Sometimes, I crave those insta-potatoes, the garlic ones...they have a completely different consistency then regular mashed potatoes..
  38. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    UK, this is why you`re so drating jealous
  39. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    Anybody who is not America, this is why you su ck my ball sack!
  40. Profile photo of Anger
    Anger Male 18-29
    218 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    pfff if I walked into a gas station and they had mashed potatoes and gravy i`d be all over it
  41. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Instant potatoes, i would have thought these would be more popular here in Ireland.
  42. Profile photo of snorlax13
    snorlax13 Female 18-29
    131 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    grosssssssss
  43. Profile photo of Toider
    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    I`d get it in the slurpee cup and eat it with a spoon-straw. Screw you haters.
  44. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Say what you will, but that orange gas station nacho cheese that comes from a similar device is one of the greatest things on earth. Its all about self controll!
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    wow, thats kinda cool
  46. Profile photo of billzone
    billzone Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    i`ve never seen one of those in the U.S.
  47. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    again. we are not fat because we have this. we are fat because this vat of potatoes and gravy costs only 1 dollar and the leafy green salad costs 7 dollars.
  48. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Hmm, never seen this in America...
    BTW, in the time it takes to boil water, you can make your own instant mashed potatoes.
  49. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    172 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Why would you want to buy mashed potato? There are so many more delicious things you could be eating...
  50. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    This can`t be the U.S... Because if it was I`m sure someone spilled it on themselves and sued the company for serving hot food. Plus it`s not "convenient" enough...
  51. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    gotta say, i went america for 3 weeks this month, and i came back fatter. its not the americans, its the food they serve! some hot girls though :P
  52. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    shoot, why not?
  53. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    No, this is not why America is fat. America is fat because nobody will get off their lazy arses and work out every once in a while. And everyone seems to believe that all these miracle "diets" work and you can just take a pill to shed pounds. People think there is some sort of science to losing weight.. NO just get outside and go for damn run! Hell, WALK!
  54. Profile photo of cnsocialist
    cnsocialist Male 18-29
    31 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    @AbiElectric cos this is america goddamit
  55. Profile photo of Kernel
    Kernel Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    Kegomatix, that sounds like every country around the world to me.

    Head down to the park once in a while and you`ll see plenty of people working out.
  56. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 6:10 pm
    I`m an fat american, and this sounds quite nasty... no thank you..
  57. Profile photo of BrainofBrian
    BrainofBrian Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    The reason why Americans are fat is because McDonald`s charges 99 cents for a cheeseburger and 6 dollars for a salad.
  58. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    While the idea of machine-dispensed mashed potatoes sounds nasty, I don`t think it would be any more fattening than anything else you`ve posted. It would definitely have less than 10% actual potato in it, but probably not much worse than, say, any fast food restaurant ever.

    Kegomatix has the right idea. I personally feel awful if I don`t get at least a good walk around each day.
  59. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Kernel, I live on a military installation. Everyone is working out everywhere all the time.
  60. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    .... Except for 95% of Army wives.... I don`t know if these guys marry them fat or if they get married then become fat.. I`m sure someone here knows what I`m talking about.
  61. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    drating gross

    @BrainofBrian

    exactly. Pay a premium on healthy foods, cheap on the poo that keeps people fat and lazy
  62. Profile photo of Beckwelf
    Beckwelf Male 18-29
    4 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    this is from Singapore.

    i love how anything fat inducing is always attributed to america even though theyre only 9th on the 50 fattest countries (pro tip, watch out pacific islanders yall are fat)
  63. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    I get it. We`re fat. Ha Ha.
    I`m not actually fat, I`m responsible and smart about what I eat. This is kind of getting lame.
  64. Profile photo of Baphometa
    Baphometa Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    I`ve never seen one of these things on the west coast must be a southern thing and id never eat any mashed taters out of a machine like this F that
  65. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 19, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Potatoes are good for you.
  66. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 12:26 am
    I want to try this... I love mashed taters and gravy :D
  67. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2054 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 6:23 am
    7-11 still exist? Where? I haven`t seen one in years.

    I agree NitroJunkie, I`m not fat, everyone else is just malnourished.
  68. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    eeeeeewwwww!!!!! it`s bad enough they try to ruin coffee by usin those machines now they are doin this to mashed potatoes!?
  69. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    May 20, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    Thats bad ass and so good I take with salt and petter with a bit of gravy in the middle so id drizzles to the bottom as a ending of awesomeness..
  70. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 21, 2011 at 8:24 am
    Wrong, wrong, wrong! The only good mashed potatoes are home/handmade.
  71. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    February 19, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    Haven`t we all realized this isn`t from America? ^^; Not to object cause it would be nifty, but still.
  72. Profile photo of Prism
    Prism Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 5, 2014 at 3:41 pm
    Lol, "popular demand" ..

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