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Date: 05/09/11 01:26 PM

49 Responses to Al Qaeda`s Up And Comers: Who`s Next In Line? [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    heehee
  2. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    I love that his `Background` is that he loves death metal, and his `Trademark` is that he`s the grandson of a Jewish urologist.
  3. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    saw this coming.
  4. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    LOL this cannot be serious
  5. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    I hope the guy in column one gets it. He already has a target on his forehead
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    That is Azzam the American. He was raised in the US and converted to Islam when he was 17. He is everything the jihadists hope for.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I heard the possible replacements were...

    I-Bin Pharteen
    Sheik Urbooty
    Grabbir Boubi
    and
    M`Ballz Es-Hari


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    chopper1924 Male 30-39
    57 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    Saif al Adel - chin fuzz, love it
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    that nasser guy looks like he`s sticking out his tongue.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    He`s the pee pee docs grandson
  11. Profile photo of CaptainPabst
    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    I listen to death metal a lot and I have heard about this guy for a while now. Just a douche bag who happens to like something that has violent connotations so the media latches onto it so they can sell more papers. Move on, nothing to see here.
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    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    @Gerry1of1
    you forgot Ihmade Aduddi
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Lol @ gerry. You are just full of awesome, aren`t you?
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Anwar apparently just talks a lot...
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    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    that al Libi guy, he`s not so bad
  16. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    You think this is weird? Osama himself loved Whitney Houston, along with the shows: The Wonder years, Miami Vice, and Macguyver.
  17. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    Who didn`t love McGuyver?
  18. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    i`d go for al Libi
  19. Profile photo of YANKmyDOODLE
    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    What a poser. I would show him brutal.
  20. Profile photo of draino123
    draino123 Male 30-39
    769 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    what about Mitur Bin Esderty??
  21. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    lol, chinfuzz
  22. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Grandson to a Jewish Urologist? lol
  23. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Who is off to the right of the picture?
  24. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    Looks like a good "will" hunting list!
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    kill em all
  26. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    What the heck, are you gonna look across a busy marketplace and say "Hmm, that guy looks like a jewish urologist`s grandson... better keep an eye on him" -.-
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    insanmonster Male 18-29
    291 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    thats gotta be the onion
  28. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    Hold on... "Best known for... Introducing Osama to the mortgage crisis" What? WHAT?! How?? More importantly WHY?!
  29. Profile photo of Psychodelli
    Psychodelli Male 18-29
    164 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    I thought metal was outlawed in that part of the world.
  30. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Chin fuzz?
  31. Profile photo of metalhead516
    metalhead516 Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    I love Death Metal too! Don`t believe everything that the news tells you! I also like EMINEM and IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE. Listen to IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE if you think 9/11 was an inside job and believe in Conspiracy Theories and hate the government.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Trademark "grandson of a Jewsish uroligist ??
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    CIA intell must have ran out of ideas for the last guy, and just made it as they went. Kinda like the Pentagon did with Iraq.
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    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    " I thought metal was outlawed in that part of the world. "
    There is a metal band that came about after the Iraq invasion in Iraq.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC3icYwYstg
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    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    @metalhead516: YEAH! IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE!!!

    P.S. METALLI`FUUUUUKIIIIIIIN`AAAAA!!!!!
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    Fatninja Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Uh-oh!
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    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    It makes me sad that people don`t know who he is, mostly the people from the US. He likes Death Metal because he`s a former American citizen.
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    "CIA intell must have ran out of ideas for the last guy, and just made it as they went."

    First of all, this obviously is from some sort of publication, not the CIA. Secondly, that last one is an American who converted to Islam at 17... and he really is known for being a death metal fan.
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    Death metal = self immolation
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    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    DAMNit now my mom won`t let me listen to death metal
  41. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    Can we focus on the "trademark" for the 2nd and 3rd guys? It`s just as good, if not better.
  42. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 9, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    Then let him have death metal, an a-bomb would more than likely fulfilled all their goals.
  43. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:04 am
    so he`ll enjoy guantanamo
  44. Profile photo of Damngreens
    Damngreens Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:00 am
    YESSSSSS osama got someone to represent haha
  45. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 10:30 am
    wow, I wish my trademark was being the grandson of a jewish urologist!!! I mean WOW!!!
  46. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    What a hilarious trade mark.
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    meh.....
  48. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    we kill bin laden but dont stop out al qaeda. of course someone will fill his shoes, someone probably already has, and his vindication to make us pay for killing bin laden will only make him more ruthless and a more powerful leader for the anti-americans. good job obama, you got him! now what?

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