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A Turtle Named Pmarren A.K.A. Mean Ass Turtle


All you regular I-A-Bers will recognize pmarren (the cat hater extraordinaire) just doing what he loves doing the most .

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Date: 05/10/11 05:00 AM

57 Responses to A Turtle Named Pmarren A.K.A. Mean Ass Turtle

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    May 8, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    Link: A Turtle Named Pmarren A.K.A. Mean Ass Turtle - All you regular I-A-Bers will recognize pmarren (the cat hater extraordinaire) just doing what he loves doing the most .
  2. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    May 10, 2011 at 5:09 am
    brains! brains!
  3. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:25 am
    I`d get rid of that little drater in a hearbeat!!
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 10, 2011 at 5:28 am
    HAHAHA! His turtle food is waaaay over there, but he has to go bother the kittehs!
    (what a nice, clean house, eh?)
  5. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 5:46 am
    That is one gorgeous turtle... or is it a tortoise? Anyway, I wish I had one even if it did chase cats.
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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:19 am
    hahaha that turtle`s an assh*le
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    May 10, 2011 at 6:20 am

    Turtles = suck
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2011 at 6:52 am
    LOL, Pmarren LIVES... well at least he`s been reincarnated.
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    TomK9 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 6:54 am
    your doing it wrong. Your Bite the pussy after chasing it...
  10. Profile photo of ignotus
    ignotus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:02 am
    why don`t the cats just whack it over the head.
  11. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 10, 2011 at 7:06 am
    LLPM!!! XD
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    minimullen34 Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 7:13 am
    wow jackchi007, your comments are so insightful. Haven`t seen any of those in awhile...but anyways, yea, turtles, in my experiences, are jerks
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    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:22 am
    Lmao, that was the fastest turtle I ever saw. Mad funny how he was trucking over the food bowl. Without a doubt thinking "I`ma get yo ass foo!"
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:30 am
    ignotus it`s not ready yet, nom nom nom

  • Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 7:32 am
    Pmarren is the new Chad
  • Profile photo of mick1015
    mick1015 Male 30-39
    55 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:34 am
    The cats should flip the turtle on his back and let him think about his behavior for a while.
  • Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:39 am
    This is what happens when dogs are bad and get reincarnated as turtles.
  • Profile photo of lilbroder
    lilbroder Male 18-29
    86 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:40 am
    Gotta keep them bitches in line
  • Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 7:48 am
    Tortoises are not team players! Put two of them together and they flipped each other over all the time >.<
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:49 am
    I know a cat that would have that little bugger doing a hockey puck impression PDQ.
  • Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:53 am
    @Wendypants Tortoise refers to species that live solely on land, while turtle may refer to aquatic or terrestrial species.
  • Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:59 am
    don`t you mean pussies, lilbroder?
  • Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:04 am
    if i were one of those cats i would just sit on top of him. try moving now jerk
  • Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:04 am
    look at this bad motherdrater go. walking over the plates, stepping on the cat food, doesn`t even give a poo.

    most badass turtle this week.
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    blargfrit Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 8:21 am
    That turtle is a prick
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2011 at 8:22 am
    If Pmarren only knew there was a turtle named after him. Talk about living on in slow infamy.
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    Tehorn Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 8:25 am
    What a little rascal :`)
  • Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 8:36 am
    That turtle IS a prick. I thought it was just about the food, but clearly not. Anyway, I`m glad pmoney got reincarnated into a turtle... I hope that when I finally get the perma-ban, I`m half as lucky.

    Miss you, pmarren!
  • Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 8:53 am
    Pmarren got a perma-ban?! for what?
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Nice!
  • Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 9:28 am
    edana42: You know, I`m not sure... I missed that thread. I`m sure it was some extremely graphic comment explaining how he would mutilate and skullf*ck some poor kitty to death. And of course followed up with the classic:

    Cats = Suck

    Just caught some mod on a bad day, I guess :) But he`s kinda to Tupac of IAB, much more popular in the afterlife...
  • Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Ass Turtle
  • Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Speaking of IABers going MIA what happened to Opie?
  • Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 10:42 am
    He got perma-banned for something obscene. I thought it was a super racist comment a couple months back.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2011 at 10:46 am
    TORTOISE
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 10:55 am
    What a jerk
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    erick0619 Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 11:22 am
    I LIKE TOITLS
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    who the drat is pmarren? i seriously visit this site like er`day and i dont know who/what this is
  • Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    @ledzeppeloyd

    Pmarren was a guy that used to pose "Cats=suck" on pretty much every cat video.... ever. He eventually got banned permanently for his disruptive habits.
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    Those cats are real pansies. We have a cat named Leo, I call him Satan; he would flip that turtle as soon as it got even remotely close to his food. Then he would sit and watch as it tried to flip itself back over, silently laughing to himself, then go back to eating.

    My gf is allergic to cats too, and she gets no reaction out of this cat, so apparently Satan is hypoallergenic...
  • Profile photo of bentley22
    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Jerk turtle being a complete jerk
  • Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    In the immortal words of Jake and Elwood Blues, he`s "on a mission from God".
  • Profile photo of theferret
    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    why did it walk over the bowl and not around it?
  • Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
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    May 10, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    that is a tortoise, not a turtle. Those that live on land are tortoises, those that live in water are turtles.

    Though in spanish it is a tortuga either way.
  • Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Speaking of IABers going MIA what happened to Opie?
    Last I heard she got a girlfriend, a job and a life. Or at least 2 out of those 3... GF for sure.

    ME LIKE TOITLS
    fify @eric0619!
  • Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    LOL, that`s one pissed of turtle!
  • Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 3:59 pm
    Thats an awesome turtle. SO thats where ninja turtles come from
  • Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    good. i freakin hated opie
  • Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    May 10, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    Horrible bitey thing. Hope the cat pees on it.
  • Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    oh man, that music was a prime choice for watching a slow ass tortoise chase around some cats. that was fun.
  • Profile photo of tstyblucryns
    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    That is clearly a turtle on a mission for revenge. I bet those cats were torturing it earlier.
  • Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:41 pm
    what the sh*t is wrong with this thing? Little b*stard
  • Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Turtle=Dick, Pmarren may have been annoying but cat=sux wasn`t all that bad. Hell, GOOGLE Korean cat factory. Enjoy.
  • Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    May 10, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    Kitteh has turtle soup.
  • Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    May 11, 2011 at 5:32 am
    those cats are pussies
  • Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Yeah, love to see that thing torture my cat. She`d eat it for breakfast then have the dog pee on it`s remains.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    May 11, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    you get em pmarren!
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