A Turtle Named Pmarren A.K.A. Mean Ass Turtle

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

All you regular I-A-Bers will recognize pmarren (the cat hater extraordinaire) just doing what he loves doing the most .
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Male 2,988
you get em pmarren!
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Female 185
Yeah, love to see that thing torture my cat. She`d eat it for breakfast then have the dog pee on it`s remains.
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Male 1,360
those cats are pussies
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Male 562
Kitteh has turtle soup.
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Male 562
Turtle=Dick, Pmarren may have been annoying but cat=sux wasn`t all that bad. Hell, GOOGLE Korean cat factory. Enjoy.
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Female 226
what the sh*t is wrong with this thing? Little b*stard
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Male 496
That is clearly a turtle on a mission for revenge. I bet those cats were torturing it earlier.
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Female 3,598
oh man, that music was a prime choice for watching a slow ass tortoise chase around some cats. that was fun.
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Male 5,194
Horrible bitey thing. Hope the cat pees on it.
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Male 1,182
good. i freakin hated opie
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Male 25,416
Thats an awesome turtle. SO thats where ninja turtles come from
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Male 240
LOL, that`s one pissed of turtle!
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Male 36,370
[quote]Speaking of IABers going MIA what happened to Opie?[/quote]
Last I heard she got a girlfriend, a job and a life. Or at least 2 out of those 3... GF for sure.

[quote]ME LIKE TOITLS[/quote]
fify @eric0619!
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Male 1,054
that is a tortoise, not a turtle. Those that live on land are tortoises, those that live in water are turtles.

Though in spanish it is a tortuga either way.
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Female 136
why did it walk over the bowl and not around it?
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Male 876
In the immortal words of Jake and Elwood Blues, he`s "on a mission from God".
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Male 244
Jerk turtle being a complete jerk
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Male 675
Those cats are real pansies. We have a cat named Leo, I call him Satan; he would flip that turtle as soon as it got even remotely close to his food. Then he would sit and watch as it tried to flip itself back over, silently laughing to himself, then go back to eating.

My gf is allergic to cats too, and she gets no reaction out of this cat, so apparently Satan is hypoallergenic...
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Male 683
@ledzeppeloyd

Pmarren was a guy that used to pose "Cats=suck" on pretty much every cat video.... ever. He eventually got banned permanently for his disruptive habits.
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Male 2,384
who the drat is pmarren? i seriously visit this site like er`day and i dont know who/what this is
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Male 148
I LIKE TOITLS
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Female 535
What a jerk
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Male 6,737
TORTOISE
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Female 803
He got perma-banned for something obscene. I thought it was a super racist comment a couple months back.
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Male 2,422
Speaking of IABers going MIA what happened to Opie?
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Male 1,511
Ass Turtle
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Female 2,674
edana42: You know, I`m not sure... I missed that thread. I`m sure it was some extremely graphic comment explaining how he would mutilate and skullf*ck some poor kitty to death. And of course followed up with the classic:

Cats = Suck

Just caught some mod on a bad day, I guess :) But he`s kinda to Tupac of IAB, much more popular in the afterlife...
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Male 2,229
Nice!
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Female 2,509
Pmarren got a perma-ban?! for what?
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Female 2,674
That turtle IS a prick. I thought it was just about the food, but clearly not. Anyway, I`m glad pmoney got reincarnated into a turtle... I hope that when I finally get the perma-ban, I`m half as lucky.

Miss you, pmarren!
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Male 53
What a little rascal :`)
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Male 6,694
If Pmarren only knew there was a turtle named after him. Talk about living on in slow infamy.
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Male 79
That turtle is a prick
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Male 141
look at this bad motherdrater go. walking over the plates, stepping on the cat food, doesn`t even give a poo.

most badass turtle this week.
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Female 122
if i were one of those cats i would just sit on top of him. try moving now jerk
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Male 1,311
don`t you mean pussies, lilbroder?
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Male 519
@Wendypants Tortoise refers to species that live solely on land, while turtle may refer to aquatic or terrestrial species.
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Female 6,381
I know a cat that would have that little bugger doing a hockey puck impression PDQ.
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Male 2,332
Tortoises are not team players! Put two of them together and they flipped each other over all the time >.<
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Male 86
Gotta keep them bitches in line
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Female 836
This is what happens when dogs are bad and get reincarnated as turtles.
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Male 55
The cats should flip the turtle on his back and let him think about his behavior for a while.
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Male 15,510
Pmarren is the new Chad
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Male 3,076
ignotus it`s not ready yet, nom nom nom

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Male 483
Lmao, that was the fastest turtle I ever saw. Mad funny how he was trucking over the food bowl. Without a doubt thinking "I`ma get yo ass foo!"
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Male 179
wow jackchi007, your comments are so insightful. Haven`t seen any of those in awhile...but anyways, yea, turtles, in my experiences, are jerks
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Female 4,039
LLPM!!! XD
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Male 58
why don`t the cats just whack it over the head.
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Male 8
your doing it wrong. Your Bite the pussy after chasing it...
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Male 953
LOL, Pmarren LIVES... well at least he`s been reincarnated.
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Male 4,807

Turtles = suck
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Female 382
hahaha that turtle`s an assh*le
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Female 2,415
That is one gorgeous turtle... or is it a tortoise? Anyway, I wish I had one even if it did chase cats.
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Male 36,370
HAHAHA! His turtle food is waaaay over there, but he has to go bother the kittehs!
(what a nice, clean house, eh?)
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Female 779
I`d get rid of that little drater in a hearbeat!!
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Male 2,220
brains! brains!
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Female 8,044
Link: A Turtle Named Pmarren A.K.A. Mean Ass Turtle [Rate Link] - All you regular I-A-Bers will recognize pmarren (the cat hater extraordinaire) just doing what he loves doing the most .
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