A Rapture Day Prank That Anyone Can Pull Off [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny

Wanna freak out your friends this weekend for the supposed Rapture? Look here! And don"t forget to take photos or video.
There are 68 comments:
Male 2,862
"So was he not wearing socks or is everyone in heaven naked except for there socks?"

Socks must be a sin, Jesus never wore them after all.
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Male 56
So was he not wearing socks or is everyone in heaven naked except for there socks?
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Female 58
You know what bugs me? Those bumper stickers that say "DANGER In case of rapture this car will be unmanned"

First of all, pretty arrogant dont you think? Second, if you really dont care that your car is going to keep going and take out a couple of unraptured pedestrians, then youre probably not going to heaven in the first place.
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Female 58
you have to show up in heaven naked? Bummer
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Male 842
Stodogs-marry me?
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Male 1,920
@Batmanners
"Yes, I was raised Catholic so I know the rules. So, I have lived a good life did all the things roman catholics are supposed to do.."

We were talking about Christianity not Catholicism, and the fact that you don`t know the difference says all that needs to be said.

Btw, I don`t believe the rapture will happen tomorrow either, because that guy may has no clue. And too all the Catholics who are sincere in you belief, sorry but Catholicism is more Paganism than Christian, and is for the most part the reason most of Christianity is so confused, and Christians don`t know what`s in their Bible.
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Female 3,598
i`m so doing this.
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Female 217
Stodogs wins the internet today.
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Female 301
Grab some unwanted shoes and fill them with dry ice.
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Male 4,004
"And before you say it and start talking about murdering people or whatever then being saved at the last second, If you are a believer then you would endeavor to follow the Bible to the best of your ability, even if you are not perfect, God knows the difference. "

Yes, I was raised Catholic so I know the rules. So, I have lived a good life did all the things roman catholics are supposed to do, but I lost.....errr stopped believing in faith a few years ago. If I repent all the atheistic bullpoo of the last 9-10 years would be forgiven and I would go to heaven? I really doubt it, sorry but it doesn`t work that way.
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Male 494
What? You mean God is going to come take all the Christians away?

GREAT!
Party at Southern Baptist on Cottonwood this sunday! Bring beer, prostitutes and drugs!
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Male 15,187
Nobody outside north america would buy this baloney.
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Male 53
..tomorrow already?
Oh God, I wanted to get my new car next Monday...
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Male 112
I`m on the hiiiiighwaaay to hell! *ac/dc*
so what?
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Male 2,220

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Male 1,920
And before you say it and start talking about murdering people or whatever then being saved at the last second, If you are a believer then you would endeavor to follow the Bible to the best of your ability, even if you are not perfect, God knows the difference.
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Male 1,920
@Batmanners
"If it was possible to be a good Christian without following the Bible 100%, then it would say so"

Since you asked, and act as if you know something here you go:

Rom 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Rom 3:24 Being justified freely by his grace, through the redemption that is in Jesus Christ:
Rom 3:25 Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation, through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God;
Rom 3:26 To declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he may be just, and the justifier of him who believeth in Jesus.
Rom 3:27 Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? No; but by the law of faith.
Rom 3:28 Therefore we conclude, that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.

What you are referring to is the above works. If we were perfect, there would be no
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Male 1,122
Phew, finally got done giving away everything I own. Didn`t think I would be ready but I am. Rapture me oh flying spaghetti monster!
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Oh wait says here I`m to book my flight with YAHWEH...who the hell is YAHWEH? ... Great I hope there`s not a last minute soul fee.
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Male 42
ARE YOU READY? (Chris Angel Voice)
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Female 2,761
"In Camping`s latest publications, he states that May 21, 2011 will be "the first day of the Day of Judgment"[11] and October 21, 2011 will be the end of the world"
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Male 4,004
If it was possible to be a good Christian without following the Bible 100%, then it would say so, and it doesn`t....it lists a few hundred (maybe over 1,000) rules that you have to abide by to be a good Christian, and they are impossible to follow without going to jail/murdered in the first hour.
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Male 4,004
Rapture is a funny thing.

If you see someone rise up before you do, like a douchey neighbour you don`t like, and you get jealous/envious/wonder why he is going up and you aren`t....you lose and stay here with us.

Also. Don`t forget about all the little weird rules IN the Bible people often choose not to follow. Like pre-marital sex. Pre marital sexual thoughts. Murdering prostitutes. Not wearing certain fabrics. Not eating certain foods....then you have sinned and never asked forgiveness for it and you stay down here.

To make matters worse, it`s been translated so many times, and edited so many times that there are things that are sins that aren`t in the Bible...so you`re screwed.

Seriously, I don`t care how 100% you follow the Bible...there are so many contradictions, You lose no matter what. So on rapture, expect everybody to stay down here....Pray for an awesome apocalypse.
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Male 116
1. This was foreseen by a person who has already forecast it wrong once.
2. The bible plainly states "No one will know".
3. When it does, (and it will) are you ready?
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Male 2,220
Tip for the devout - go outside.

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Male 526
As for why the clothes are the way they are, maybe he`s a parkour dude and was sprawled out for a long jump right when it happened
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Female 812
Smart homeless people!
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Male 2,748
That`s hilarious! Gonna do this
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Male 976
I want to get a bunch of Blow up Dolls and fill them with Helium and let them go throughout a city.
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Male 10,440
Damn... rapture tomorrow. So soon...
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Female 6,381
Leave a Bible on the ground, too, just so they get the message.
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Male 10,440
YES! Bahaha. Let`s all do this!
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Male 3,076
HAHA awesome XD to bad people here aren`t bat poop crazy they wouldn`t understand.
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Female 3,696
I want so bad to see some zealot walk by and freak because someone ELSE got zapped up
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Male 260
LMAO
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Male 606
Best not to lay the stuff spread out like that. Stack it up like the person just disappeared out of their clothes. Don`t forget socks and underwear.
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Male 53
The clothes arranged in this way say the clothes fell forward when he poofed...
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Male 313
@Eavalos, maybe the pants just fell forward
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Male 11,739
That would be awesome!
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Male 2,033
Don`t forget to lay spare bibles around with these clothes.
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Male 286
I don`t think anyone wears their pants backwards, either that or his/er left leg is jacked up.
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Female 1,623
Nah, I`m going to be too busy laughing at the freaks who were wrong
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Male 4,902
just do it all around the church thats predicting this, then they will all think they got left behind
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Male 734
Hillarious.
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Male 958
You know whats funny? Realistically the clothes would fall shoes under socks under pants under shirt ect.. The idea that the clothes neatly flow forward to create a bodly image seems unlikly unless your laying face down on the ground...
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Female 418
i would totally steal those shoes.
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Male 15,510
Count me in
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Male 1,442
So... is it happening to everyone at 5:58am in one time zone or does it happen every hour in each time zone?

I just want to know if I should get my beers the day before or if I have time in the morning.
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Male 39,607

If you do this.... use dirty underwear
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Male 1,598
For those who don`t know, this is what happened in Left Behind, the famous series that is the definitive source for exactly what will happen during the Rapture.

Also, since I watched According to Jim today, I know what will happen at the trial where it`s decided where I`ll go in the afterlife.
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Male 694
duh tdk, everyone will be running around in a panic so obviously the clothing will be arranged in a neat little formation lol. and btw, a smart idiot who believes in this crap would at least check to see if there are undies in the pants. rapture dont want no clothing so undies would get left behind as well :P
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Male 12,365
[quote]so all of the people who get taken in the rapture up in heaven naked?[/quote]

All the better for the endless debauched drinking, feasting, dancing and orgies, presided over by Dionysus himself.

I mean, that`s got to be in an eternal paradise, hasn`t it?
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Male 127
I think it would be really funny if enough people did it - but there wont be nearly enough people doing it.
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Male 155
those chucks are perfectly good
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Female 4,359
so all of the people who get taken in the rapture up in heaven naked?
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Male 4,793
"wait..., how would the shoes wind up like that? "

You`re curious about the shoes? why wouldn`t the clothes be in a little pile?
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Male 360
i know some idiots who will fall for this.
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Female 956
you know the sad thing is, if I did that around my christian mother she would actually believe it`s happening. -_-
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Male 2,988
"wait..., how would the shoes wind up like that?"

i know, right! there should be socks in them shoes!
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Male 2,703
even better, sit in the passenger seat of your car and set up clothing in the drivers seat, have a freaked-out look on your face
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Male 820
wait..., how would the shoes wind up like that?
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Female 1,435
HAHAHAAAAAA!! YES! I WILL SO DO THIS!!! omg i can imagine how funny this would be
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Male 25,417
Not really the hobo will think its the best day ever
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Male 526
For added fun, make the clothes sets the most satanist, devil-worshipping clothes you can think of.
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Male 208
hobos would just pick them up hahaha
and classic converse as unwanted? ill keep mines
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Male 1,440
The ultimate troll, Awesome idea.


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Male 2,376
lol.. so only people wearing ratty old clothes get raptured?
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Male 985
Imagine all the people going
"WHY WASENT I TAKEN"
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Male 1,620
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