You Sure You Wanna Settle Down? [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 6 years ago in Funny

Marriage? Kids? Family photos? You sure you want to lose all that freedom, independence and dignity.
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Female 4
I feel so good in my life seeing that!
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Female 83
Reasons to be old and not married anymore.
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Male 690
The one on the left looks like he`s practicing to be a Bond villain while the other looks like he wants to eat me
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Male 521
That is probably one of the most honest family photos I`ve ever seen. Awesome. :)

(coming from someone who has two young kids)
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Female 1,236
@pfulHouse: LOL!
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Male 1,360
not with that hideous short haired beast. double UGH!
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Male 976
I find it much funnier that Sears still lives up to their name of cutting some part of the body off of someone in their portrait shots.
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Male 371
Hope that kid has a diaper on cuz he looks like he`s downloading a pretty big file if ya know what I mean.
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Male 1,043
Fatninja01
perfect reaction. <3
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Male 25,416
wtf
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Male 17
The parents look like people off the Penn & Teller: Bullpoo episode on organic food.
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Male 2,619
Yeah. You put those little pr1cks to bed then get it on. If she`s too tired you do the decent thing and pull down her nightshirt when you`ve finished
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Male 1,312
The kid on the left is smokin` dope
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Male 900
"Men with pierced ears are ready for marriage because they know how to buy jewlery and know what pain is. "

Or they`re ghey
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Male 6,693
Men with pierced ears are ready for marriage because they know how to buy jewlery and know what pain is.
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Female 4,039
LOL - I have a 12 year old nephew and the kid frickin hilarious to hang out with now - but he was a royal pain in the a** as a baby.
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Female 67
well I personally wont ever get married cause of my anti religion beliefs but having a kid was my mans idea and I want to be with him for a long time if not forever. Hes great I guess we arent your tipical family though. :)
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Male 2,551
JDplaysFF - Anyone that wasn`t able to spot that deserves to be troll`d.
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Male 625
vv Trolling.
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Male 3,477
Marriage only benefits the woman. Don`t be stupid. Whores are cheaper and more fun.
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Female 673
What the hell were the parents or photographer trying to capture when they set up this pose?

I think one day I could do the whole marriage/family thing. But if I ever do, I`m definitely not traditional enough to do family portraits.
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Male 2,332
Having kids is usually the wife/girlfriends idea, and I`m sure it can be great if done at the right time.

But marriage is just an outdated, romanticized idea that along with religion, should have died a long time ago.

In this day and age of individualism > everything else, there`s not much room for (hardly ever) permanent unions like this anymore. That`s all just my opinion, of course.
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Male 514
Marriage only works if both people stop being selfish and put their partner`s needs first. Thats the beauty of marriage, it teaches you that you are the second most important person in the house. Take care of your spouse the right way and you`ll stay married and it will be beautiful too. I`m married 12 years with 3 kids and I`m 32.
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Male 3,147
There`s no way in hell i`m ever going for my 3rd marriage.... the other two were very expensive, boring lessons.
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Male 4,546
I married a girl I met when I was 16.

Me and Mrs. Baal got married when we were ~24.

I have no complaints.

(Because I`m not allowed to).
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Male 12,138
[quote]Waaaa, my marriage failed. So yours will too. Because I am a representative of ALL of humanity. If I couldn`t do it, no one else will be able too either! So I made my avatar the symbol from a crappy teen soap opera about overbearing, man hating witches to symbolize my pain. Waaaa![/quote]
I think that`s what`s called a "gauntlet". And a bit of a douche one at that. Your move, Freddy.
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Male 2,402
Yes and the whining doesn`t end until you kick them out of the house.

However I wouldn`t trade any moment of raising such. Well......... maybe there were some moments I would trade.
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Male 10,855
Aww why`s the baby so upset?
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Male 588
Is this a condom ad?
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Male 378
"Don`t get married, don`t have kids. Just don`t. It`s the first thing I`d change if I could go back in time."

Waaaa, my marriage failed. So yours will too. Because I am a representative of ALL of humanity. If I couldn`t do it, no one else will be able too either! So I made my avatar the symbol from a crappy teen soap opera about overbearing, man hating witches to symbolize my pain. Waaaa!
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Male 589
obliviousnesses
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Male 1,815
And that`s why you don`t drink during pregnancy
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Male 11,739
Don`t get married, don`t have kids. Just don`t. It`s the first thing I`d change if I could go back in time.
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Male 23
Makes me debate having kids..
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Male 125
This is real life. Awesome!
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Female 174
this is disturbing x)
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Female 3,598
ugh... looks like hell. screaming snot nosed little brats.
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Female 33
@tn11...It is a proof not a stock photo. They put the watermarks on the photos so people will buy the portrait through them instead of copying the proof.
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Female 843
The younger one looks like a little demon child.

And GParadox took the words right out of my...fingers? Anyway, I love my life as a mom and wife. Hehe, that rhymes.
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Male 559
lolwut
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Male 1,587
Why is this a Sears stock photo? Am I the only one who really thought about what the "Sears" watermark means?
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Male 169
Reason #54 why downers shouldn`t breed.
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Male 15,510
Parents couldnt care less
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Male 168
F that noise. Barf.
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Female 1,743
I`m much happier now that I`m pregnant with my first child than I ever was single.
Pretty much, I second what Gparadox said.
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Male 1,678
The parents look pretty happy.
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Male 483
The parents look like tards
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Female 1,441
Hmm. Well maybe if you`re a white trash couple...
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Female 737
Some days in my married, mothered life I think to myself "I could party and stay up all I wanted if I was single. It would be awesome." But then I remember I was a socially-awkward,shut-in and would have spent my nights up alone, on the internet, eating junk food.
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Male 514
This is normal. I have 5 kids and it always seems that 1 starts to cry when trying to take a family pic.
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Female 69
LOL I used to take portraits of Lifetouch Photography, and I had a lot of similar experiences, but I never saw this one! XD
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Female 60
This has got to be a horrible picture for a knocked up couple to look at. I love kids, but I like partying a little too much.
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Male 970
Link: You Sure You Wanna Settle Down? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Marriage? Kids? Family photos? You sure you want to lose all that freedom, independence and dignity.
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