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Date: 04/07/11 03:03 PM

53 Responses to You Sure You Wanna Settle Down? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Link: You Sure You Wanna Settle Down? - Marriage? Kids? Family photos? You sure you want to lose all that freedom, independence and dignity.
  2. Profile photo of LycanMutt
    LycanMutt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    This has got to be a horrible picture for a knocked up couple to look at. I love kids, but I like partying a little too much.
  3. Profile photo of Squid_Ink
    Squid_Ink Female 30-39
    69 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    LOL I used to take portraits of Lifetouch Photography, and I had a lot of similar experiences, but I never saw this one! XD
  4. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    This is normal. I have 5 kids and it always seems that 1 starts to cry when trying to take a family pic.
  5. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Some days in my married, mothered life I think to myself "I could party and stay up all I wanted if I was single. It would be awesome." But then I remember I was a socially-awkward,shut-in and would have spent my nights up alone, on the internet, eating junk food.
  6. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    Hmm. Well maybe if you`re a white trash couple...
  7. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    The parents look like tards
  8. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    The parents look pretty happy.
  9. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    I`m much happier now that I`m pregnant with my first child than I ever was single.
    Pretty much, I second what Gparadox said.
  10. Profile photo of rnwood
    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    F that noise. Barf.
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    Parents couldnt care less
  12. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    Reason #54 why downers shouldn`t breed.
  13. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    Why is this a Sears stock photo? Am I the only one who really thought about what the "Sears" watermark means?
  14. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    lolwut
  15. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    The younger one looks like a little demon child.

    And GParadox took the words right out of my...fingers? Anyway, I love my life as a mom and wife. Hehe, that rhymes.
  16. Profile photo of Autumn_Roses
    Autumn_Roses Female 18-29
    33 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm
    @tn11...It is a proof not a stock photo. They put the watermarks on the photos so people will buy the portrait through them instead of copying the proof.
  17. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    ugh... looks like hell. screaming snot nosed little brats.
  18. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    this is disturbing x)
  19. Profile photo of walterppj
    walterppj Male 30-39
    125 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    This is real life. Awesome!
  20. Profile photo of Jlong22992
    Jlong22992 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Makes me debate having kids..
  21. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    Don`t get married, don`t have kids. Just don`t. It`s the first thing I`d change if I could go back in time.
  22. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    And that`s why you don`t drink during pregnancy
  23. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    obliviousnesses
  24. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    "Don`t get married, don`t have kids. Just don`t. It`s the first thing I`d change if I could go back in time."

    Waaaa, my marriage failed. So yours will too. Because I am a representative of ALL of humanity. If I couldn`t do it, no one else will be able too either! So I made my avatar the symbol from a crappy teen soap opera about overbearing, man hating witches to symbolize my pain. Waaaa!
  25. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:37 pm
    Is this a condom ad?
  26. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    Aww why`s the baby so upset?
  27. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:02 am
    Yes and the whining doesn`t end until you kick them out of the house.

    However I wouldn`t trade any moment of raising such. Well......... maybe there were some moments I would trade.
  28. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:19 am
    Waaaa, my marriage failed. So yours will too. Because I am a representative of ALL of humanity. If I couldn`t do it, no one else will be able too either! So I made my avatar the symbol from a crappy teen soap opera about overbearing, man hating witches to symbolize my pain. Waaaa!
    I think that`s what`s called a "gauntlet". And a bit of a douche one at that. Your move, Freddy.
  29. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:22 am
    I married a girl I met when I was 16.

    Me and Mrs. Baal got married when we were ~24.

    I have no complaints.

    (Because I`m not allowed to).
  30. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 2:12 am
    There`s no way in hell i`m ever going for my 3rd marriage.... the other two were very expensive, boring lessons.
  31. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:15 am
    Marriage only works if both people stop being selfish and put their partner`s needs first. Thats the beauty of marriage, it teaches you that you are the second most important person in the house. Take care of your spouse the right way and you`ll stay married and it will be beautiful too. I`m married 12 years with 3 kids and I`m 32.
  32. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:20 am
    Having kids is usually the wife/girlfriends idea, and I`m sure it can be great if done at the right time.

    But marriage is just an outdated, romanticized idea that along with religion, should have died a long time ago.

    In this day and age of individualism > everything else, there`s not much room for (hardly ever) permanent unions like this anymore. That`s all just my opinion, of course.
  33. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:20 am
    What the hell were the parents or photographer trying to capture when they set up this pose?

    I think one day I could do the whole marriage/family thing. But if I ever do, I`m definitely not traditional enough to do family portraits.
  34. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:49 am
    Marriage only benefits the woman. Don`t be stupid. Whores are cheaper and more fun.
  35. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:51 am
    vv Trolling.
  36. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:11 am
    JDplaysFF - Anyone that wasn`t able to spot that deserves to be troll`d.
  37. Profile photo of tanyacobain
    tanyacobain Female 18-29
    67 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:14 am
    well I personally wont ever get married cause of my anti religion beliefs but having a kid was my mans idea and I want to be with him for a long time if not forever. Hes great I guess we arent your tipical family though. :)
  38. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:46 am
    LOL - I have a 12 year old nephew and the kid frickin hilarious to hang out with now - but he was a royal pain in the a** as a baby.
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:37 am
    Men with pierced ears are ready for marriage because they know how to buy jewlery and know what pain is.
  40. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:06 am
    "Men with pierced ears are ready for marriage because they know how to buy jewlery and know what pain is. "

    Or they`re ghey
  41. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:37 am
    The kid on the left is smokin` dope
  42. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Yeah. You put those little pr1cks to bed then get it on. If she`s too tired you do the decent thing and pull down her nightshirt when you`ve finished
  43. Profile photo of xtreme0ninja
    xtreme0ninja Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    The parents look like people off the Penn & Teller: Bullpoo episode on organic food.
  44. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    wtf
  45. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Fatninja01
    perfect reaction. <3
  46. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    Hope that kid has a diaper on cuz he looks like he`s downloading a pretty big file if ya know what I mean.
  47. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    I find it much funnier that Sears still lives up to their name of cutting some part of the body off of someone in their portrait shots.
  48. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    not with that hideous short haired beast. double UGH!
  49. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    @pfulHouse: LOL!
  50. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:42 pm
    That is probably one of the most honest family photos I`ve ever seen. Awesome. :)

    (coming from someone who has two young kids)
  51. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:30 am
    The one on the left looks like he`s practicing to be a Bond villain while the other looks like he wants to eat me
  52. Profile photo of adia1228
    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Reasons to be old and not married anymore.
  53. Profile photo of Ernestine
    Ernestine Female 18-29
    4 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 9:54 am
    I feel so good in my life seeing that!

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