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Date: 04/26/11 09:21 AM

35 Responses to You Need A `Girlfriend`

  1. Profile photo of mjgprod
    mjgprod Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    Link: You Need A `Girlfriend` - From the makers of the Snuggie, BootyPop, ShamWow and countless other over priced items comes... The Girlfriend!
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:28 am
    countless other over priced items comes...
    Twenty bucks for a gf? Are you kidding? I`ll take 10.
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:48 am
    "not available in stores, unless she has your credit card, for which case she`s in them all the time" LOL
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    Audizuki Female 30-39
    108 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:54 am
    Honey, that`s just the initial cost. Then you have to feed her, clothe her, buy her makeup, purses and shoes, jewelry, perfume, a nicer house because the one you have just isn`t big enough, a nicer car because she`s embarrassed to be seen in your jalopy....and the expense of the pain & suffering she`ll cause, that is priceless right there.
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    wsmithpa Male 30-39
    87 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:59 am
    SHARK WEEK AT COOCH CREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Women may have evolved, but men have not.

    We still want the damned sammich!
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    ericka225 Female 18-29
    219 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Wow... Lol I dont know to laugh or just go O.o lol i think ill do both
  8. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:21 am
    sammiches!!!!!!
  9. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Hmmm I like the boobies I`ll take 2!
  10. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:04 am
    What was it Metalica said in that song? Oh ya!
    "...sad but true..."
  11. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:12 am
    These guys make amazing videos...
  12. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:21 am
    I want one. $19.95 is cheap.
  13. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Hahaha! I need me one of them.
  14. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:30 am
    @tommy2X4 I prefer what G`n`R said, "I used to love her, but I had to kill her"
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    I kept wanting to close the pink bar at the bottom of the video thinking it was an ad. bugged me throughout the whole thing
  16. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    Ummm her being to drunk or way to drunk is not an inhibitor...just saying.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    loved the small writing, girlfriend may end up to be a real bitch
  18. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    I want to order that girlfriend =OO
  19. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    looks like all the guys were fooled by the $19.95 price tag...
  20. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    "Samiches"

    lol
  21. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Well worth $20
  22. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    I`ll take two.
  23. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    xD And THIS is why I don`t date girls anymore lol
  24. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    the second i heard it...i immediately shouted "SHARK WEEK AT COOCH CREEK?? WHAT??"

    My dad is a stone when playing video games....he didn`t make a sound.....
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    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:20 pm
    I see people complaining about their girlfriends, but just try living your whole life without one.

    yeah...
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31761 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    LOLZ! Counts double for "wife" eh?
  27. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    lol
  28. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    HEY!...that was only one person under the covers >.>
  29. Profile photo of HoneyPunch
    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
    124 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    Ready to serve sammiches at a moment`s notice!
  30. Profile photo of poisoncandy
    poisoncandy Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    hey wattstone ur lame as hell
  31. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    that girl is cute
  32. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:54 am
    hmmm, well id date her
  33. Profile photo of obay
    obay Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:02 am
    watching glee!! LOL!
  34. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 11:20 am
    shark week at cooch creek? best line ever
  35. Profile photo of xbx214
    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    This thing was SUCH a win. lol

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