Wussiest Men On The Planet

Submitted by: osirisascend 6 years ago in Weird

This is either an elaborate trolling attempt, or there are a lot of sorry men out there.
There are 99 comments:
Male 2,004
meh, just a bunch of whiteknights
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Male 426
1:18.... just had to beat joeraccoon.. ugh... omw to youporn
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Male 191
If you made it past 1:15 youre stronger than me. Or maybe gay.
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Male 28
"peaceful resolution of conflicts"

someone has never met my girlfriend. Ba-da-dum.
Anyone? Anyone at all?
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Female 92
@nny156

do the world a favor and get yourself sterilized.
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Male 308
There are valid points here, but this is just too one sided to be taken seriously...
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Male 235
Actually, gay men are the wussiest men on the planet, not these guys (but they`re close)
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Female 2,525
Why u so misogynistic, IAB?
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Male 181
War isn`t caused by men, it`s caused by nature itself, Animals do it all the time and kill other members of the same species DAILY, Also Man didn`t drag Women into war THEY FOUGHT and ARGUED and PUSHED to be allowed to fight along side the men.

And as for prostitution, porn and rape, although it doesn`t happen often, those are all two way streets so women aren`t exactly perfect and innocent either, we`re all the same in practically every way, we are ALL guitly of the same 7 deadly sins.

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Male 552
"Wow, nny156. Just...wow. Some woman screwed you up good, huh?"
Im sure his mother raped his ear-holes with woman-hate influence.
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Male 552
@ 2:57 it became blindingly obvious this was a ruse. wtf fore-head mole/tumor/groth?
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Female 2,415
I`m always so torn about videos/statements like these. Thanks Men for saying that, for being brave enough to be on video but I hate how the men go a bit too far; practically deifying women! No sorry we`re just human; all these things that they are attributing solely to women `intuition`, `sense of justice`, `abundance`, the `connection to earth`... when did men start thinking that they don`t or can`t have that themselves? But I do agree with one thing: `Together, there is nothing we can`t do`. So, I think both women and men would be well served if we women could think of a reciprocal video for men. A real one, not some sarcastic fake video. (Although that might be funny).
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Female 49
I think a lot of the comments are forgetting the reality of women. We are still paid less and have for hundreds of years been degraded. Men should cop on like this not to look like members of a cult the video could have been done in a less creepy manner bt in the centre is a message that is kinda poignent. Wmen are in many countrys and religions not only second class but, less. And even in more westernised societies are seen as sexualised objects. This has a significant amount of accuracy in it and these men are highlighting some serious issues and it is a movement that id taken on by serious motivated people could help the situation of billions of women who are treated as property and are paid less and are disciminated at the work place because of the fact they an have children. Gender equality is a huge and complicated issue but, I do not think this is wrong. It may even have its heart in the right place. This is not saying in some instinses that men are discrimnanted against too.
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Male 2,402
Reeks of creepy cultists. The dude in the beginning conjures this man to mind. (Shudders)






Anyone for an astro voyage?
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Female 779
I find this unwatchable. *shudders*
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Male 237
i got 11 seconds in and i was like oh he`s british no wonder. thats the only 11 seconds i can muster me thinks.
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Male 25,416
That was sooo loonng!
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Male 2,737
G-G-Gay.
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Female 217
It`s a trap!
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Female 14
Wow, nny156. Just...wow. Some woman screwed you up good, huh?
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Male 63
No really!
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Male 65
[troll] Women are good for 3 things - Children, Kitchen and Church (Kinder, Küche, Kirche) [/troll]

C`mon, 8 min of virtual bullcrap should make it up for all of your real-life (brain)raping and (mood)killing, you disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friends of Dorothy?

P.S.
"Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?" (c) Clueless
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Male 182
crap is crap if women wanted to be appreciated more maybe they shoulda contributed to the creation of society more. "well we can have babies" first off no you cant not without a man and we can grow fetuses in labs now all we need are sex robots and you and your god awful romantic comedies are going into internment camps where we wont have to deal with your crazy selfish hipocriticle self centered bullpoo ever again
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Male 270
I bet all these guys raped someone...
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Male 1,587
toooo boring. Get your point across better ya bunch a pansies.
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Male 1,610
NotThatSmrt

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Male 349
Isn`t it ridiculously obvious that these men are saying all this stuff to try to get some fanny? I thought that was pretty obvious within about 15 seconds.

It`s like when people start a cult, or a yoga group, or a self-help workshop, or a raiki class...It`s all about getting fanny by pretending you are so enlightened that you don`t even want it (but SEEMING AS it`s being offered...)
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Male 2,424
Gah! The ghosts of Sparta weep openly!
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Female 465
These chickified dhimmis should be on the front lines in the war against the screaming hordes of estremist Muslims whohave vowed to take over the world.
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Male 172
"If a guy recited this monologue to me, he`d own my virginity right then and there. Just like that."

are you hot?
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Male 848
What`s wrong with feminism, crrazy4ruger?
Do you have a problem with equality?
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Male 63
@brassbull
HAHAHAHA!
No, I`m a guy.

But seriously, read keegan31`s post. He`s either 8, or he`s never really going to enjoy sex with a woman.

But don`t get me wrong: I don`t have a problem with you all being closet-cases, it`s just that you keep rubbing it in our faces. Whatever two guys don`t want to do together behind closed doors is their business, just keep it off iab.
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Female 708
If a guy recited this monologue to me, he`d own my virginity right then and there. Just like that.
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Male 138
arseholes
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Female 32
the idea of this is nice but it`s just promoting feminism. what a load of poo
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Male 502
Oh, and one last thing: get me a beer!
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Male 46
Well, let`s all go vomit...
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Male 1,610
[quote]So.... are all the guys commenting on this trolls, or are they all gay? Because you couldn`t possibly ever have sex with a girl if you have all that crazy poo rattling around in your head. Maybe the root of misogyny is just self hating closet case homosexuals?[/quote]

Woman-posing-as-a-man detected. I`m not gonna say who I think it is but the name should make it pretty obvious.

When no rational arguments are to be made, attack their egos. W-E-A-K
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Male 2,150
The world needs more of this. It only appears wussy because males are in denial about their violence. As a former knuckle dragging abuser - who only came to realization through spiritual growth - I welcome maturity of the species to finally outgrow violence; violence perpetrated by men.
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Male 63
So.... are all the guys commenting on this trolls, or are they all gay? Because you couldn`t possibly ever have sex with a girl if you have all that crazy poo rattling around in your head. Maybe the root of misogyny is just self hating closet case homosexuals?
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Female 3,598
wow... umm... i could do without all the creepy spritual babble in all that. and there is absolutely no reason to ever "worship" anyone`s ANYTHING. i won`t worship you, you don`t worship me, how`s that sound? don`t bring me down and if you try i`ll leave you in the dust... men don`t need to "break down" and succumb to women`s rights. us women need to realize we can and always have been able to stand on our own two feet and we don`t need men to do anything for us. also, these guys sayin this stuff doesn`t do anything at all for the women who are continually being oppressed, they need real help, not words (if they could gain the knowledge that they could help themselves, i`m sure they would). they are sold and beaten and killed for practically no reasons in some parts of the world. you`re apology is going to do nothing for them. also to all the little pissants on here making rude remarks about these men, they probably get laid more than you.
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Male 351
"lmfao, 2/3 of the comments on here are by men who think these guys are a bunch of fagots. It`s true, maybe they are in a bit over their heads apologizing for 1/2 the population of the earth, because not all men act like this. However, women are still degraded and seen as property in many parts of the world. "

why am i to blame for this? my mother taught me to be a good person, respectful to women and all humans in general. treat others as they treat me. why the hell do i have to keep enduring blame for what others have done? why am i being generalized into a group. and how the hell is that any better from what "men" have done to women?
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Male 683
I managed 40 seconds my brain wouldn`t stop shouting "GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH" so i had to turn it off... sorry.
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Male 351
""One more thing.. Girls grow up. Some but not all men, never grow up and continually have to show their balls to everyone just to prove they still `got it/(them)`. What ever it/that is.

So, you quote me. Awesome. It appears to me that the men who are commenting on this are calling the men in the video, `fags`, `eunuchs` and such. That is so intelligent. Are you standing by those ignorant comments? Don`t they make my point all by themselves?""

you are so hypocritical, seriously. how is what you are doing right there any different from what you are accusing pretty much every guy in the world of? are you even aware how intelligent your comments come across?

you just made a flaw in your own theory, not all girls grow up. you didn`t.
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Male 3,060
with all of that being said, go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
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Male 228
@geckohead

That is a terribly sexist and inaccurate view. I know far more irresponsible and immature adult women than I do men. But that only makes sense, as we live in a society which holds men accountable for their actions, while tending to relieve women of responsibility.

You will likely disagree, thinking that most women seem as mature as you are yourself. That is most likely due to the fact that you likely have little idea what real responsibility is, having never had to shoulder any.

Most teens think they`re very mature, it`s not till they grow older that they realize their error. Unfortunately, as our society tends to stunt the growth of women, most never grow out of that stage.

Men are taught, that when their life is going poorly, they are at fault, they must work harder to achieve. Women are taught, that when their life is going poorly, the fault must lie with someone else, and someone else should give them what they `deserve.`
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Male 1,610
[quote]you are exactly the kind of guys these guys are talking about.[/quote]

[quote]All you guys out there with the snide remarks are exactly who these men are apologizing for.[/quote]

Because we have more self respect than these men and laugh at what they`re doing does not make us barbarian, Viking rapists. No one respects someone who kisses someone else`s ass.

Lighten up and stop being so judgmental.
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Male 407
You know what`s a funny joke?








Womens rights!
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Male 490
Lol, women...
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Female 166
Wusses.


Personally, I like making sandwiches.
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Female 418
lmfao, 2/3 of the comments on here are by men who think these guys are a bunch of fagots. It`s true, maybe they are in a bit over their heads apologizing for 1/2 the population of the earth, because not all men act like this. However, women are still degraded and seen as property in many parts of the world.
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Male 229
Well they lost me at the beginning of the video. If you are addressing a single WOMAN you use an A, if you are addressing a large group you use an E. Gosh.
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Male 4,807
@ emmettyville.. Come on, don`t be shy, tell us how you really feel.
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Female 592
One more thing.. Girls grow up. Some but not all men, never grow up and continually have to show their balls to everyone just to prove they still `got it/(them)`. What ever it/that is.
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Male 155
How pompus must one be to presume to apologize for an entire gender AND pretty much saying `we blame everything bad on men`. Provided, what they say about mutual respect and equality is completely cool with me, but there is so much self hating hubris crap wrapped up in it.
dear woman,
these men do not speak for me. Look, if i piss you off just tell me personally and we`ll talk it out.
sincerely, Jackson.
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Female 856
Okay, is this the preamble for a boys weekend to Amsterdam? coz the answer is no!
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Female 4,441
seriously, where do i get these guys phone numbers?

For all you other guys making all these stupid comments, it is sad that you dont have the conciousness to see that you are exactly the kind of guys these guys are talking about.

It`s not like you can deny that every single bit of this information is true, even now, in this comment section, you have degraded woman, likened them to appliances, told us to shut up, suggested we make you and sandwhich.
I have had enough experiance with men like you in my life to fully be shocked at this video and unfortunatly undersatnd that 99% of men will never be as fantastic as these guys apologising for you all.
Unfortunatly i also realise, that one video is not going to change you, and woman must contiue to put up with your stupid poo forever more.
untill we have some sort of armed mass no sex protest, or someone figures out a good way of cloning ourselves and getting rid of you all.
I guess there is hope for future
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Female 26
right. so men who regret all the poo that the women have endured through history and respect females as equals as opposed to constantly making stupid, cliched, tired jokes about "getting back in the kitchen" are wussies.
okay.
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Male 573
Don`t get it, and don`t care.
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Female 592
So, you quote me. Awesome. It appears to me that the men who are commenting on this are calling the men in the video, `fags`, `eunuchs` and such. That is so intelligent. Are you standing by those ignorant comments? Don`t they make my point all by themselves?
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Male 351
"What do you think the world would be like if women had run it all this time? Would it be different than this mans world? Or would nations and countries be more tolerant, able to disagree w/o resorting violence? Indeed we are not equal."


honestly? women are as harmful to everyone as men. it`s just that men are more "roar, me bash thing with stick till it stops being problem" and with women you will get destroyed more in the head or find a dagger in your back(not literally)


no we are not equal, but we are the same.
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Male 66
Obviously according to Geckohead if women ran the world gun fights would be replaced by pillow fights.

I have not witnessed it first hand, but have you ever noticed how some women, especially at younger ages, can be really huge bitches when they get into fights?
Men just beat each other up for a few seconds then laugh about it.
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Male 351
sad, just sad. i`d explain why i think so but anyone thinking like these men will not listen so why bother. enjoy your life this way if you want to, it causes me no harm so it`s all good. but i will pray to whatever deity that we never meet.
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Female 592
What do you think the world would be like if women had run it all this time? Would it be different than this mans world? Or would nations and countries be more tolerant, able to disagree w/o resorting violence? Indeed we are not equal.
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Male 7
soooo why are these men wusses?
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Male 584
@geckohead shudup and put another funny outfit on your cat
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Male 584
screw you gentle eyed pink shirt wearing fags. i know if you looked close at their y chromosome youd see a little nub hanging there slowly growing into another x
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Male 3,310
geckohead:"You have no conscience and really, if you can comprehend that much, everything that is wrong with the world is a the fault of MEN."

My my my. The tiger shows it`s stripes. You have revealed yourself.
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Male 1,610
so, that`s what a eunuch looks like.
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Male 3,431
I am done with apologists.

If not for men being men, the Human Race would have been dumped by the evolutionary wayside a million years ago.

Yes, there are things we can improve upon, and we are. We are not perfect but perfection is subjective anyhow.

Being Kinder and Gentler did *not* bring us to the top of the Goddamned Food Chain.
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Male 714
@geckohead you win the prize for `the most ignorant post of the day`..

******CONGRATULATIONS******
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Male 109
No No NO. Men and women are different and thats what makes everything about life awesome. a yin and a yang, black and white light and darkness. We are not equal and I wouldn`t look at a woman the same if we were the same. That in a nutshell is what these men are saying that we are equal.
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Male 2,988
that was some of the most ignorant bull poo i have ever heard, completely illogical, and a bit offensive, to both genders

Conclusion: Successful Troll is Successful!
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Male 3,332
It`s a good thought, but it`s poorly done. First off, they apologize at one point for the unconscious actions of our gender. What about the very real, very conscious actions that have oppressed and destroyed women? Second, I`m guessing that these men have never in their lives done anything to warrant an apology to the entire gender of women.

It`s a great idea to consider women, and treat them as, equals. It`s a wonderful idea to try to move to world where we don`t oppress each other. But it can be done without emasculating yourself. It`s possible to be both entirely masculine, and treat women with respect. That is the goal they should be moving towards. The proper treatment of all beings, regardless of gender, race, or any other differences, while at the same time celebrating who you are, and what makes you unique.

It`s a contradiction, I know, to treat everyone the same without regard to our differences, but then celebrate who we are because of them, but it can be
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Female 592
All you guys out there with the snide remarks are exactly who these men are apologizing for. You are the types that have done all these things to the earth and women and minorities. You have no conscience and really, if you can comprehend that much, everything that is wrong with the world is a the fault of MEN.So shut your stupid mouth cause you can`t deny that! I doubt you even know what these guys are talking about.
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Male 2,591
fags
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Male 3,310
I like the guy who says "I may not have done these things myself..." I was waiting for "...and then again maybe I have"

I would line all these guys up and strip them of their manhoods, except that`s one part of them I know will never hurt a woman
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Female 2,026
booooring
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Male 1,021
I raped, abused and burned you alive.

I am sorry.

Now we are good, right?
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Male 169
It`s arrogant (to appoint yourself `apologiser` for your entire sex), it`s passive-aggressively condescending (to assume women need, want or have any interest in your one-size-fits-all apology to over 3 billion people), it`s hypocritical (you can`t `grow together as equals` and then throw in words like `reverence` and `worship` of womankind) and it`s nonsense (`I have a growing awareness of a dimension beyond all realities`. That must be nice for you, but... Well, that sentence doesn`t actually mean anything, does it?).

Typical man, really...
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Male 514
no offence to the women, but do you really want us guys to act like mr rogers? seriously? I think women like some of those bad boy traits
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Male 182
Get in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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Male 1
What a bunch of tripe, these dudes are pathetic. Their next attempt should be an apology to their families and friends, if they have any.
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Male 696
Only on e female comment so far (well, maybe two). Interesting.

Personally, this makes me want to go BBQ something and become more emotionally unavailable.
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Male 39,955

30 seconds into the video I wanted to vomit.
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Male 2,004
meh, just a bunch of whiteknights
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Male 7,378
I smell a sex change in one of their futures.
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Male 383
Surely this must be a joke? This is ridiculous!
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Female 8,058
Not at all- I receive the apology in the spirit in which it was offered. I for one have great respect for such men.
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Male 47
more like most selfless men on the planet! if you can get past the weird beginning and end, there is a noble message to take away. spread this video!
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Male 7,123
I suppose it might work, but it`s a pretty desperate attempt at getting laid.

Someone I know call these `cookie feminists`. Oh, I so worship the feminine, I am so on board with feminism. Can I have a cookie now?
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Male 90
Ugh... Self loathing is so unattractive.
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Male 6,737
Sorry, didn`t watch it all.

._.`
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Male 633
lol they`re not getting laid.
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Male 65
They were given $10 each and asked to read a couple of different phrases. Then they were posted on Youtube. Big deal.

It CAN be made into a really good prank tho...
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Male 3,619
Hahahaha i saw this some time ago. Oh boy i laughed =P
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Male 795
Now go make me a god damn sandwich.
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Male 3,619
Hahahaha i saw this some time ago. Oh boy i laughed =P
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Male 3,058
Link: Wussiest Men On The Planet [Rate Link] - This is either an elaborate trolling attempt, or there are a lot of sorry men out there.
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