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Date: 04/19/11 12:06 PM

69 Responses to Woman Seeks Gentleman For Dating, More [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Link: Woman Seeks Gentleman For Dating, More - Do you live in Pittsburgh? Single? Do you own a car? Well does Craigslist have a lady for you...
  2. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Ok, so all I have to do is drive her ass around and buy her groceries and maybe I`ll get to have sex with that disgusting troll?

    How much for an apartment in Pittsburgh?
  3. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    my babby need a daddy? But how is babby formed?
  4. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    That`s a keeper.
  5. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    jesus. not even if she was hot.
  6. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    I read that at first as `I`m windy as hell today`...well then.
  7. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    wat?
  8. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    So tell me again how dropping out of school is a good thing?
  9. Profile photo of Zagger
    Zagger Male 30-39
    108 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    I`m in love.
  10. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    What kinda groceries do you buy at a gnt iggle?
  11. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    a real life Sin-do-rella and sht mo fo!
  12. Profile photo of TuggSpeedman
    TuggSpeedman Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    wow i didn`t think there were any people this dumb and ugly
    i understand why people kept on taking down here post
  13. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2335 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Wow, she`s got the total package -- face of a gorilla, mental ability of a blowfish.

    Sum bai daddi gon git lukky!
  14. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    Wow. I can`t imagine why the "baby daddy" would have left THAT treasure behind.
  15. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    oh ya she`s a real catch.
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    One ordinarily has to hang around the waiting room of a bail bondsman to meet a woman of her quality.
  17. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    What could have compelled her "babby daddy" to run away from this gem of a person.
  18. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Oh, if only I was in Pittsburgh.
  19. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Sign me up!
  20. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    How is babby daddy formed?
  21. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Here is an idiot who replied to the ad on CL.
  22. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Dayum, tht bich got all da moves. I be callin hur reel soon. She gon be mah wyf!

    F*ckin` Morons!
  23. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    What a crack head. Your looking at like 90% of the population of pittsburgh all in one post right now.
  24. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    @Kegomatix damn that`s a harsh reply
  25. Profile photo of Jnic815
    Jnic815 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    The most unfortunate part is that her genes have already been passed on
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    Good luck with that eh!
  27. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    She`s like some kind of illiterate stone age Neanderthal.
  28. Profile photo of osteenq
    osteenq Male 40-49
    65 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    That`s drating horrific.
  29. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    Damn that sounds like a bargain!
  30. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    I thought they removed these things wombs at birth...
  31. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    someone hit that?
  32. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:48 pm
    That was the news, and now: the weather.
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    This is so sad in so many levels
  34. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    lol trickroom didn`t even think of that.....

    oh god!
  35. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Are people really still illiterate? WTF
  36. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    shes a keeper
  37. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    It`s windy...now I wonder why she put that O.o Odd thing to say.
  38. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    @crudson
    Waat yhou takking a bout? waat iss illierate?
  39. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    its windy as hel 2day
    hahahha i dont even..
  40. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    TheiaRenown, I`d guess it`s to help show she`s "reel". Maybe it`s not usually so windy where she is :D
  41. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Christ, I hope my tax dollars aren`t supporting that.
  42. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
    105 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    Yeah, sure. I`ll sign up to be the father of your water-headed kid, what with the promise of no sex and you being fugly, and obviously stupid as all hell. That just sounds like a great deal. I just can`t wait to meet a kid that`s probably gonna be in jail before he can write a coherent sentence thanks to you being so goddamn irresponsible.
  43. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    obvious troll is...um well, she may actually BE a troll. i`ll be damned.
  44. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    I live in Pittsburgh right now ... and I fully believe that this is real. I have heard people on the bus speak like this.
  45. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    @ Atrayu4u

    Ooooh so identify if I`m `reel` or not I need to periodically state weather patterns, particularly ones that aren`t typical to my area. Goooot it.
  46. Profile photo of gegodfrey
    gegodfrey Male 30-39
    52 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    holy illiterate nappy headed ho batman, We are DEvolving, dumber and dumber back into subhuman simians. Maybe we should just give up now and let the next species take the top of the food chain spot. And you wonder why there are stereo-types
  47. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    I`m dismayed that so many of you seem to think that this ad is real.
  48. Profile photo of soundchic41
    soundchic41 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    mon roe ville. lololol geeze.... gotta love the burgh
  49. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    I did not know Polamalu had a kid!
  50. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    Scary.
  51. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    No.
  52. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    @Osirisascend Dude, I don`t believe anything on the internet anymore is real...
  53. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    This had better not be real...
  54. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    ewwwwewewewewewwew
  55. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    Trolls
  56. Profile photo of thahellmouth
    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 19, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    ummm what?
  57. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
    No words can describe what I`m thinking.
  58. Profile photo of Chickenthief
    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 2:11 am
    That pooty spelling tells me that a GED was way out of her league
  59. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 5:33 am
    it windy as hel 2day
  60. Profile photo of furrything
    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 6:02 am
    Why are things like this, ALLOWED to breed, for christ`s sake!
  61. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 6:17 am
    I thought she was fake until she described the weather.
  62. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 7:40 am
    she does need help... definitely nothing a man could (or should) help with though
  63. Profile photo of McGov
    McGov Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 7:52 am
    This has got to be fake...please oh please be fake........
  64. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Child and Family Services can help
  65. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    oh man... now im sad. not for her, but for the kid. where is he/she going to go in life? screwed from the very start.
  66. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    That poor poor babby...I mean baby...
  67. Profile photo of crackyhoss
    crackyhoss Male 18-29
    254 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    she had me until she told me how windy it was today.
  68. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    mi reel wuried bout dat babby n babby momma. Hu gonna bai dem grocerys? plus it be all windi as hel n shiit. we just gonna hafta wait an c how they doin latr.
  69. Profile photo of acmoore92
    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Oh....my God. That caused my psyche serious harm. We, as a species, are f*cking doomed.

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