Woman Seeks Gentleman For Dating, More [Pic]

Submitted by: cheeseispunk 5 years ago Funny

Do you live in Pittsburgh? Single? Do you own a car? Well does Craigslist have a lady for you...
There are 67 comments:
Male 129
Oh....my God. That caused my psyche serious harm. We, as a species, are f*cking doomed.
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Male 521
mi reel wuried bout dat babby n babby momma. Hu gonna bai dem grocerys? plus it be all windi as hel n shiit. we just gonna hafta wait an c how they doin latr.
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Male 254
she had me until she told me how windy it was today.
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Female 584
That poor poor babby...I mean baby...
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Male 336
Child and Family Services can help
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Male 49
This has got to be fake...please oh please be fake........
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Female 2,415
she does need help... definitely nothing a man could (or should) help with though
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Male 1,678
I thought she was fake until she described the weather.
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Male 1,397
Why are things like this, ALLOWED to breed, for christ`s sake!
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Male 141
it windy as hel 2day
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Male 83
That pooty spelling tells me that a GED was way out of her league
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Female 1,312
No words can describe what I`m thinking.
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Male 160
ummm what?
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Male 740
Trolls
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Male 498
ewwwwewewewewewwew
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Male 490
This had better not be real...
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Male 661
@Osirisascend Dude, I don`t believe anything on the internet anymore is real...
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Female 235
No.
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Male 144
I did not know Polamalu had a kid!
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Female 80
mon roe ville. lololol geeze.... gotta love the burgh
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Male 3,057
I`m dismayed that so many of you seem to think that this ad is real.
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Male 52
holy illiterate nappy headed ho batman, We are DEvolving, dumber and dumber back into subhuman simians. Maybe we should just give up now and let the next species take the top of the food chain spot. And you wonder why there are stereo-types
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Female 426
@ Atrayu4u

Ooooh so identify if I`m `reel` or not I need to periodically state weather patterns, particularly ones that aren`t typical to my area. Goooot it.
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Male 575
I live in Pittsburgh right now ... and I fully believe that this is real. I have heard people on the bus speak like this.
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Male 360
obvious troll is...um well, she may actually BE a troll. i`ll be damned.
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Male 105
Yeah, sure. I`ll sign up to be the father of your water-headed kid, what with the promise of no sex and you being fugly, and obviously stupid as all hell. That just sounds like a great deal. I just can`t wait to meet a kid that`s probably gonna be in jail before he can write a coherent sentence thanks to you being so goddamn irresponsible.
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Male 2,436
Christ, I hope my tax dollars aren`t supporting that.
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Female 1,478
TheiaRenown, I`d guess it`s to help show she`s "reel". Maybe it`s not usually so windy where she is :D
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Female 407
its windy as hel 2day
hahahha i dont even..
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Male 51
@crudson
Waat yhou takking a bout? waat iss illierate?
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Female 426
It`s windy...now I wonder why she put that O.o Odd thing to say.
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Male 2,376
shes a keeper
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Male 589
Are people really still illiterate? WTF
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Male 3,915
lol trickroom didn`t even think of that.....

oh god!
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Male 15,510
This is so sad in so many levels
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Male 540
That was the news, and now: the weather.
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Male 286
someone hit that?
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Male 483
I thought they removed these things wombs at birth...
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Male 2,796
Damn that sounds like a bargain!
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Male 65
That`s drating horrific.
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Male 1,243
She`s like some kind of illiterate stone age Neanderthal.
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Male 25,416
Good luck with that eh!
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Male 71
The most unfortunate part is that her genes have already been passed on
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Male 230
@Kegomatix damn that`s a harsh reply
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Male 928
What a crack head. Your looking at like 90% of the population of pittsburgh all in one post right now.
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Male 897
Dayum, tht bich got all da moves. I be callin hur reel soon. She gon be mah wyf!

F*ckin` Morons!
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Male 1,341
Here is an idiot who replied to the ad on CL.
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Female 2,525
How is babby daddy formed?
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Male 2,441
Sign me up!
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Male 1,511
Oh, if only I was in Pittsburgh.
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Male 1,511
What could have compelled her "babby daddy" to run away from this gem of a person.
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Male 37,888

One ordinarily has to hang around the waiting room of a bail bondsman to meet a woman of her quality.
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Female 2,927
oh ya she`s a real catch.
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Female 612
Wow. I can`t imagine why the "baby daddy" would have left THAT treasure behind.
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Male 2,670
Wow, she`s got the total package -- face of a gorilla, mental ability of a blowfish.

Sum bai daddi gon git lukky!
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Male 79
wow i didn`t think there were any people this dumb and ugly
i understand why people kept on taking down here post
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Male 868
a real life Sin-do-rella and sht mo fo!
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Male 2,096
What kinda groceries do you buy at a gnt iggle?
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Male 108
I`m in love.
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Male 247
So tell me again how dropping out of school is a good thing?
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Male 295
wat?
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Female 420
I read that at first as `I`m windy as hell today`...well then.
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Male 351
jesus. not even if she was hot.
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Male 2,737
That`s a keeper.
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Male 12,138
my babby need a daddy? But how is babby formed?
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Male 1,815
Ok, so all I have to do is drive her ass around and buy her groceries and maybe I`ll get to have sex with that disgusting troll?

How much for an apartment in Pittsburgh?
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Female 380
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