Whisker Wars

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird

Meet Beard Team USA. Their quest: To dethrone Germany as the bearding super power. Awesome facial hair achieved!
There are 19 comments:
Male 191
Sport seems a little dramatic, is dog grooming a sport? Or farming? I think we should have a sleeping competition. We hook people up to brain wave monitors and put them to sleep and see who is the hardest to wake up. I can sleep through a train whistle at 40 yards.
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Female 474
drat YEA!! `MERICA AS A FACIAL HAIR SUPER POWER! :D
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Male 734
That is not a sport.
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Female 98
It`s a sport in a lot of places, and fat America is a stereotype. >.>
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Male 1,744
where`s epic beard man!? c`mon!
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Male 347
in america, growing a beard is a sport.
growing a beard.
something you do while you sleep is a sport.
if you people dont know why youre fat by now, just forget it.
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Male 360
i`m in!
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Male 15,510
No worries America you still are going to be the super power in another fat issue
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Male 1
I am one of the stars of this show and can tell you, yes these are some of the best people to hang out with. Despite having a large beard, the rest of my body is not hairy(myth dispelled). And Jacks quote about "winning"...actually happened before the whole Charlie Sheen thing....
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Male 25,417
everyone wants to be zztop
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Male 6,694
It looks itchie.
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Male 257
anyone else reminded of team america (grud yeah!)
i have a beard (hate shaving) but this is dedication beyond my ken...
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Male 14,331
@DixxyRarr & Tiredofnicks

You`re not missing much the ability to grow lots of hair on your face comes with the disadvantage of growing lots of hair everywhere else.
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Female 219
Idk they seem like a realy fun bunch of guys. I would like to go see that competition.
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Male 5,094
DixxyRarr: You and me both.
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Female 1,743
ew.
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Male 1,256
The quote at 2:01 has to have been inspired by Charlie Sheen.
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Female 2,674
Sigh... not for the first time in my life I wish I could grow a wicked beard. Damn my soft, womanly face! Damn it to hell!
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Female 8,043
Link: Whisker Wars [Rate Link] - Meet Beard Team USA. Their quest: To dethrone Germany as the bearding super power. Awesome facial hair achieved!
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