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Date: 04/06/11 11:48 AM

64 Responses to Where Would One Find The Holy Bible? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Illy74
    Illy74 Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Link: Where Would One Find The Holy Bible? - It all depends on who you`re asking, one would assume.
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    Jats Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Truth sign is truth.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 11:54 am
    ermmm.... Flame war commence?
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    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
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    April 6, 2011 at 11:54 am
    What would any other book standing there be?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 11:55 am
    I was going to guess in the B`s.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:58 am
    Just remove this post .-.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Know where you would find the Koran? in the trash out back behind the boarders :D
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    yep here it belongs.
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    putzco Male 30-39
    213 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    Hmmm...might explain why Borders declared bankruptcy.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Put the Quran up next to it.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    @meepmaker
    I thought it was under G for God
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Hey, at least it was one whole day before another religious post would pop up.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    hmmm...a post making fun of Christians on IAB? what are the odds of that?!?!
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Even if it`s someone trolling, it still makes sense.
  15. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    wow...That`s a pretty douchy thing to do.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    Literal pic of the day
  17. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
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    April 6, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    wow...That`s a pretty funny thing to do.
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    it is a literal pic of the day hahaha

    Plus, yes it is fiction. I still have a hard time understanding how someone could ever take the bible literally. I mean, they bash Pagan mythology, but they stole most of the stories of the bible from previous Pagan myths. Adam and Eve, the fall calls upon allusions from Persephone being raped by hades and brought to the under world. Especially the part about eating a red fruit (which scholars believe was actually a pomegranate not an apple, though apples also have links in Pagan myth). Persephone dooms herself to be forever fallen by eating the seeds of the pomegranate (a fruit that represented the underworld). Of course there are major differences, the point being that most Christian myth has roots in previous pagan myth.
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    buz Male 18-29
    139 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Wake me up when they start making fun of a different religion for once.

  20. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    We get it, Atheists insist on arguing about religion all the time. Haven`t you heard? Every other little scene-weenie-kid out there is out there acting like he`s super cool for being an atheist too!
  21. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    The Bible does not bash Pagan mythology, God merely told believers not to believe in Fake or made up gods. The story of Adam and Eve has NOTHING to do with Persephone. Persephone was abducted by Hades and made to stay in hell. Eve was tempted by the serpent(Satan) to eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge(NOT red fruit). In your opinion the bible is fiction but can you prove that God isn`t real and that Hebrews and Christians truly have nothing to believe in? If you are going to talk about something, at least know what the hell you`re talking about. Read the bible before you inaccurately retell it`s contents.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    I`m loving it. Thank god some people still have a sense of humor.
  23. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Atheists aren`t all vocal, self-righteous christian-bashers. The problem is that the only ones you really hear from are, well, the vocal ones. The rest of (us, I suppose I should say although I more firmly agnostic) are too busy minding our own business and trying not to be judged for our viewpoint.

    Because, yes. If you bring up the fact that you are an atheist in front of someone that`s religious, you are very commonly almost immediately villainized, or at the very least told that you should accept religion.

    Yes. Parts (if not all) of the bible are fiction. Genesis gives two inconsolably different accounts of the creation of earth. Does this mean that the entire religion is unfounded? No. Not in the slightest. It means, however, that the stories were meant to be read metaphorically, which makes sense as one of the versions emphasizes the power and lordship of God over all that exists, while the other emphasizes his personal and caring attitude toward his creations.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    In your opinion the bible is fiction but can you prove that God isn`t real and that Hebrews and Christians truly have nothing to believe in?
    Satkela, prove to me that Bigfoot isn`t real. Can`t do it? Of course you can`t, because proving a negative is impossible and you sound like an idiot.
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    Dreamstarr77 Female 30-39
    99 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    *The Bible does not bash Pagan mythology, God merely told believers not to believe in Fake or made up gods.*

    I`m sure he told them to believe in no god other than him tbh.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    lolz
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    TenaciousB Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    how did i know that by scrolling down i`d see several paragraphs of arguments for/against christianity? well, at least they put the book in the right section XD
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    I believe in God. But the wierd thing about the bible, is the fact that this was supposed to REALLY happen more than 2000 years ago. Ok, that`s fine with me. I mean a lot of things happened more than thousand years ago but we still know about it right? But, the thing is with the bible is that the CHANGED IT several times after all the sh*t happened? Now, I`ve see "Back To The Future", and i know it was fiction. But the bible- people, they must have invented some time-travel device to change something about a story you know to skew stuff to fit. And also, the bible people, they go in all directions to: catholics, protestants, jehovas witness, judaism, and also you know the Koran begins with Adam and the devil and what not.. i think all the bible religions are completely different. I just think: ok, i`m making MY god. And he is smoking pot laughing his ass off, he likes porn (sort of) and sometimes he gets drunk and throws up.
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    iambuzzed Male 40-49
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    April 6, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    ...fact is we`re all the same. If we were honest with ourselves, we`d realize we are all actually agnostic. Like it or not...
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    HydroxylAcid Female 18-29
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    April 6, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Actually - and I may be wrong, if so I apologize - I don`t believe it states anywhere in the bible that the Christian god is to be the only god. It states that "thou shalt have no other gods BEFORE me" but nowhere does it state explicitly that there is only one god or that you cannot have other gods you hold to be inferior or equal to the Christian god.
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    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    wow! this is sort of funny lol
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    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    "...fact is we`re all the same. If we were honest with ourselves, we`d realize we are all actually agnostic. Like it or not..."

    Trollolololol!
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    If I ever work in a book store and someone asks me where the bibles are, I`m totally saying this. :P
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    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Amazing
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    April 6, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Oh IAB,k always with the posts to incite religious or political flame wars... I swear these kind of forums are a masturbatory aid for trolls everywhere.
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    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Awesome
  37. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    613 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    This is such a funny and incredibly original joke. </sarcasm>
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    verbosity Male 30-39
    83 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    Remember, either everything is funny or nothing is funny. (In other words, people do not have a right to not be offended.)
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    See! Borders you claimed the wrath of God for such. Now your bankrupt and out of business. Yes IABer`s I`m being a smart ass.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    So much win!
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    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    This is just so freaking original! I mean this joke has never been made before!
  42. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    LOL but here is a pic of IAB
  43. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    LOLZ I love it! I don`t care if it is an old joke.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    SmilinSam, nice graphic. But you`re forgetting hipsters, body-modders, Chad, geeks/nerds, Asians, Africans, Europeans, soccer fans, soccer players, tin-foil-hat-wearers, truthers, forever alones, Brits, old grannies, parkour failures, fat people, hicks, hillbillys, ginger people, women drivers, cats, dogs, homophobes, Japanese kinkiness, Chinglish, science-deniers, other websites, user DougSimpson, skanky whores, Juggaloes, NY subway passengers, the libtard left, the mouth-breathing right, Octo-moms and people who have been abducted by aliens.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    Heck, at I-A-B, we`re all about equality. We poke fun at EVERYBODY. It`s kinda what we do. Been that way for years. You guys know this.

    Sure, there are individuals who will get pissed off that THEIR particular thing has been ridiculed in this or that particular post.

    Look, you`re either here laughing at the silliness of others, or you`re here vehemently defending your own silliness. Either way, you`re not bored anymore. Which is all we`re trying to achieve here.

    Peace out,
    Davymid.
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    @Davymind,

    You forgot douchebags, douchebaguettes, crossdressers, flamers, sheeple, hip hop retards, skanky dudes, FoxNews, CNN, Bush,
    Kadafi (or however you spell his name today) and people chasing cheese down a hill.
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    @ Davymid What you said made me think of what Matt Stone and Trey Parker said after South Park Mohammed show aired ``If we laugh of somebody we must laugh of everybody else,no exception`` So true
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    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    I have no problem with this being posted, but it`s not really funny at all. Har har - some punk kid does this at every bookstore from time to time. It reminds me of the Family Guy where Chris says that belt buckles are a great way to express opinions. Take THAT society.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    I have seen 3 similar (but different) posts on I-A-B.

    so here it goes...
    1) Go to bookstore
    2) place bookstore bibles in fiction section
    3) snap picture and pretend you found it that way
    4) submit to really stupid mods at I-A-B

    It was the same scam when Elton Johns magazine cover was "censored". Come on mods. Do you have a clue YET!!!
  50. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    oh haha. isn`t that funny. i can`t stand how clever this is.
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    _Gandhi Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    lol @bianchi. Seems like every Border`s or B&N I go into has stuff like this in the religion sections. We get it, the internet is Atheist. Can we move on?
  52. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:03 am
    SRSLY five zones WTF! chill out and laugh!
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    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 12:30 am
    @fivezones

    Go start your own f#$%ing site moron

    Here it goes....
    1) look at post
    2) get slight chuckle sometimes
    3) sometimes read comments
    4) ponder the ability to smash fivezones in the face through computer screen
    5) wonder why a 45 yr old balding troll can`t get out of his mother`s basement
    6) realize he`s a 45 yr old balding troll, answered my own question...headslap
    7) felt pity for his parents
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 2:02 am
    @fivezones: So basically, you`re the person shouting "FAKE!!"?
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    April 7, 2011 at 5:18 am
    Put the Quran up next to it.
    Why would you do that? This is the Christian Fiction section. You would need an Islamic Fiction section for that.
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    Micktrex Male 18-29
    141 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:39 am
    I lolled. To be honest, I think a sane, sensible Christian would find this to be an accurate picture. Only the crazy ones take the bible word for word. I mean you`d have to be crazy to believe half the things in that book.
  57. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:41 am

    The Bible is NOT fiction!

    The story of that snake talking to a naked chick is totally true!
  58. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:47 am
    BOOORING! I don`t get this picture. Everything looks normal.

    ... I guess if you have an entire section of your bookstore devoted to religion that`s pretty dumb, but w/e.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    i see no problem here. looks to be in the correct place.
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    *sniff sniff*
    Smells like photoshop to me...
  61. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:26 am
    @Gerry1of1
    For crying out loud Gerry. It wasn`t a snake, it was a serpent. You know one of them fire breathing dragons. Sheesh get with it will ya!
  62. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:39 am
    @Pooptart19: You`re statement is irrelevant. If I say that Bigfoot isn`t real I`ll keep that as just my opinion. I`m not going to bash those who believe in it or go around acting as if I am absolutely sure of it`s nonexistence without any proof. And I most certainly won`t misquote any documented information on Bigfoot and half-ass compare it to something else that is unrelated.
  63. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:42 am
    @Dreamstarr77: Yes he did, it`s one of his commandments. That still doesn`t mean the Bible bashes Pagan mythology.
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    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    I LOVE Borders xD

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