Where Would One Find The Holy Bible? [Pic]

Submitted by: Illy74 5 years ago Misc

It all depends on who you"re asking, one would assume.
There are 64 comments:
Female 226
I LOVE Borders xD
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Female 584
@Dreamstarr77: Yes he did, it`s one of his commandments. That still doesn`t mean the Bible bashes Pagan mythology.
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Female 584
@Pooptart19: You`re statement is irrelevant. If I say that Bigfoot isn`t real I`ll keep that as just my opinion. I`m not going to bash those who believe in it or go around acting as if I am absolutely sure of it`s nonexistence without any proof. And I most certainly won`t misquote any documented information on Bigfoot and half-ass compare it to something else that is unrelated.
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Male 2,402
@Gerry1of1
For crying out loud Gerry. It wasn`t a snake, it was a serpent. You know one of them fire breathing dragons. Sheesh get with it will ya!
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Male 36,512
*sniff sniff*
Smells like photoshop to me...
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Male 2,988
i see no problem here. looks to be in the correct place.
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Male 10,440
BOOORING! I don`t get this picture. Everything looks normal.

... I guess if you have an entire section of your bookstore devoted to religion that`s pretty dumb, but w/e.
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Male 37,890

The Bible is NOT fiction!

The story of that snake talking to a naked chick is totally true!
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Male 141
I lolled. To be honest, I think a sane, sensible Christian would find this to be an accurate picture. Only the crazy ones take the bible word for word. I mean you`d have to be crazy to believe half the things in that book.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Put the Quran up next to it.[/quote]
Why would you do that? This is the Christian Fiction section. You would need an Islamic Fiction section for that.
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Male 4,290
@fivezones: So basically, you`re the person shouting "FAKE!!"?
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Male 108
@fivezones

Go start your own f#$%ing site moron

Here it goes....
1) look at post
2) get slight chuckle sometimes
3) sometimes read comments
4) ponder the ability to smash fivezones in the face through computer screen
5) wonder why a 45 yr old balding troll can`t get out of his mother`s basement
6) realize he`s a 45 yr old balding troll, answered my own question...headslap
7) felt pity for his parents
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Male 3,076
SRSLY five zones WTF! chill out and laugh!
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Male 8
lol @bianchi. Seems like every Border`s or B&N I go into has stuff like this in the religion sections. We get it, the internet is Atheist. Can we move on?
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Female 606
oh haha. isn`t that funny. i can`t stand how clever this is.
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Male 1,021
I have seen 3 similar (but different) posts on I-A-B.

so here it goes...
1) Go to bookstore
2) place bookstore bibles in fiction section
3) snap picture and pretend you found it that way
4) submit to really stupid mods at I-A-B

It was the same scam when Elton Johns magazine cover was "censored". Come on mods. Do you have a clue YET!!!
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Male 201
I have no problem with this being posted, but it`s not really funny at all. Har har - some punk kid does this at every bookstore from time to time. It reminds me of the Family Guy where Chris says that belt buckles are a great way to express opinions. Take THAT society.
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Male 423
@ Davymid What you said made me think of what Matt Stone and Trey Parker said after South Park Mohammed show aired ``If we laugh of somebody we must laugh of everybody else,no exception`` So true
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Male 379
@Davymind,

You forgot douchebags, douchebaguettes, crossdressers, flamers, sheeple, hip hop retards, skanky dudes, FoxNews, CNN, Bush,
Kadafi (or however you spell his name today) and people chasing cheese down a hill.
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Male 12,138
Heck, at I-A-B, we`re all about equality. We poke fun at EVERYBODY. It`s kinda what we do. Been that way for years. You guys know this.

Sure, there are individuals who will get pissed off that THEIR particular thing has been ridiculed in this or that particular post.

Look, you`re either here laughing at the silliness of others, or you`re here vehemently defending your own silliness. Either way, you`re not bored anymore. Which is all we`re trying to achieve here.

Peace out,
Davymid.
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Male 12,138
SmilinSam, nice graphic. But you`re forgetting hipsters, body-modders, Chad, geeks/nerds, Asians, Africans, Europeans, soccer fans, soccer players, tin-foil-hat-wearers, truthers, forever alones, Brits, old grannies, parkour failures, fat people, hicks, hillbillys, ginger people, women drivers, cats, dogs, homophobes, Japanese kinkiness, Chinglish, science-deniers, other websites, user DougSimpson, skanky whores, Juggaloes, NY subway passengers, the libtard left, the mouth-breathing right, Octo-moms and people who have been abducted by aliens.
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Female 316
LOLZ I love it! I don`t care if it is an old joke.
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Female 3,598
LOL but here is a pic of IAB
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Male 312
This is just so freaking original! I mean this joke has never been made before!
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Male 2,868
So much win!
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Male 2,402
See! Borders you claimed the wrath of God for such. Now your bankrupt and out of business. Yes IABer`s I`m being a smart ass.
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Male 83
Remember, either everything is funny or nothing is funny. (In other words, people do not have a right to not be offended.)
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Female 612
This is such a funny and incredibly original joke. </sarcasm>
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Male 349
Awesome
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Male 2,688
Oh IAB,k always with the posts to incite religious or political flame wars... I swear these kind of forums are a masturbatory aid for trolls everywhere.
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Female 322
Amazing
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Male 626
If I ever work in a book store and someone asks me where the bibles are, I`m totally saying this. :P
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Female 412
"...fact is we`re all the same. If we were honest with ourselves, we`d realize we are all actually agnostic. Like it or not..."

Trollolololol!
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Female 174
wow! this is sort of funny lol
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Female 23
Actually - and I may be wrong, if so I apologize - I don`t believe it states anywhere in the bible that the Christian god is to be the only god. It states that "thou shalt have no other gods BEFORE me" but nowhere does it state explicitly that there is only one god or that you cannot have other gods you hold to be inferior or equal to the Christian god.
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Male 93
...fact is we`re all the same. If we were honest with ourselves, we`d realize we are all actually agnostic. Like it or not...
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Male 1,010
I believe in God. But the wierd thing about the bible, is the fact that this was supposed to REALLY happen more than 2000 years ago. Ok, that`s fine with me. I mean a lot of things happened more than thousand years ago but we still know about it right? But, the thing is with the bible is that the CHANGED IT several times after all the sh*t happened? Now, I`ve see "Back To The Future", and i know it was fiction. But the bible- people, they must have invented some time-travel device to change something about a story you know to skew stuff to fit. And also, the bible people, they go in all directions to: catholics, protestants, jehovas witness, judaism, and also you know the Koran begins with Adam and the devil and what not.. i think all the bible religions are completely different. I just think: ok, i`m making MY god. And he is smoking pot laughing his ass off, he likes porn (sort of) and sometimes he gets drunk and throws up.
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Male 46
how did i know that by scrolling down i`d see several paragraphs of arguments for/against christianity? well, at least they put the book in the right section XD
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 99
*The Bible does not bash Pagan mythology, God merely told believers not to believe in Fake or made up gods.*

I`m sure he told them to believe in no god other than him tbh.
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Male 2,440
[quote]In your opinion the bible is fiction but can you prove that God isn`t real and that Hebrews and Christians truly have nothing to believe in?[/quote]
Satkela, prove to me that Bigfoot isn`t real. Can`t do it? Of course you can`t, because proving a negative is impossible and you sound like an idiot.
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Male 3,894
Atheists aren`t all vocal, self-righteous christian-bashers. The problem is that the only ones you really hear from are, well, the vocal ones. The rest of (us, I suppose I should say although I more firmly agnostic) are too busy minding our own business and trying not to be judged for our viewpoint.

Because, yes. If you bring up the fact that you are an atheist in front of someone that`s religious, you are very commonly almost immediately villainized, or at the very least told that you should accept religion.

Yes. Parts (if not all) of the bible are fiction. Genesis gives two inconsolably different accounts of the creation of earth. Does this mean that the entire religion is unfounded? No. Not in the slightest. It means, however, that the stories were meant to be read metaphorically, which makes sense as one of the versions emphasizes the power and lordship of God over all that exists, while the other emphasizes his personal and caring attitude toward his creations.
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Male 1,360
I`m loving it. Thank god some people still have a sense of humor.
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Female 584
The Bible does not bash Pagan mythology, God merely told believers not to believe in Fake or made up gods. The story of Adam and Eve has NOTHING to do with Persephone. Persephone was abducted by Hades and made to stay in hell. Eve was tempted by the serpent(Satan) to eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge(NOT red fruit). In your opinion the bible is fiction but can you prove that God isn`t real and that Hebrews and Christians truly have nothing to believe in? If you are going to talk about something, at least know what the hell you`re talking about. Read the bible before you inaccurately retell it`s contents.
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Male 2,690
We get it, Atheists insist on arguing about religion all the time. Haven`t you heard? Every other little scene-weenie-kid out there is out there acting like he`s super cool for being an atheist too!
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Male 139
Wake me up when they start making fun of a different religion for once.

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Female 1,205
it is a literal pic of the day hahaha

Plus, yes it is fiction. I still have a hard time understanding how someone could ever take the bible literally. I mean, they bash Pagan mythology, but they stole most of the stories of the bible from previous Pagan myths. Adam and Eve, the fall calls upon allusions from Persephone being raped by hades and brought to the under world. Especially the part about eating a red fruit (which scholars believe was actually a pomegranate not an apple, though apples also have links in Pagan myth). Persephone dooms herself to be forever fallen by eating the seeds of the pomegranate (a fruit that represented the underworld). Of course there are major differences, the point being that most Christian myth has roots in previous pagan myth.
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Male 1,378
wow...That`s a pretty funny thing to do.
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Male 15,510
Literal pic of the day
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Female 584
wow...That`s a pretty douchy thing to do.
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Male 1,312
Even if it`s someone trolling, it still makes sense.
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Male 541
hmmm...a post making fun of Christians on IAB? what are the odds of that?!?!
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Male 490
Hey, at least it was one whole day before another religious post would pop up.
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Female 734
@meepmaker
I thought it was under G for God
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Male 2,096
Put the Quran up next to it.
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Male 358
yep here it belongs.
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Male 213
Hmmm...might explain why Borders declared bankruptcy.
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Male 718
Know where you would find the Koran? in the trash out back behind the boarders :D
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Male 2,506
Just remove this post .-.
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Male 6,694
I was going to guess in the B`s.
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Male 588
What would any other book standing there be?
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Male 1,587
ermmm.... Flame war commence?
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Male 242
Truth sign is truth.
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Male 86
Link: Where Would One Find The Holy Bible? [Pic] [Rate Link] - It all depends on who you`re asking, one would assume.
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