Where To Stand In An Elevator [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 6 years ago in Funny

An instructional guide for parties of 2 to 7 people.
There are 60 comments:
Female 383
Like you didn`t know this already.
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Female 34
In europe people actualy do stand face to face with each other in elevators o.o
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Male 6,693
If you dont know. Now you know.
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Male 32
So fun to walk in elevator with back to door so you`re standing face to face with people, try it!
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Male 1,193
This is very funny and also very informative. Thanks IAB
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Male 2,703
who cares about where you stand in the elevator, people figure that out. the thing people apparently can`t figure out is waiting for the elevator to empty before filing in
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Male 2,419
@Zymotical
back to the door = zombies on the ground floor bite you when the door opens
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Male 197
Given that this doesn`t give in which direction people are facing one can only assume that it is assumed that everyone faces the door which is definitely not the best place to stand in an elevator to maximize your chances of surviving the trip should one of your fellow passengers actually be a zombie. Optimum Anti-zombie elevator locale would have your back to the door adjacent to the controls for ease of escape.
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Male 848
OldOllie:

I play too many Roguelikes. My first instinct when seeing your post was "poo, look at all those monsters"
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Male 143
Wow. Lame and wrong. Who would have thunk it. According to this chart, if you are in the back with 3,5,6 or 7 people and your floor is first, then you will be blocked. LAME
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Female 1,203
This is interesting, I never thought about it before but this is how people stand. How odd...
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Male 1
This is elevator psychology! 9 times out of 10 this is where people will stand in accordance to the number of people in the lift, even if they aren`t strangers.
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Male 1,377
That was the stupidest [email protected] thing I`ve ever looked at in my entire life. Whoever thought this was funny has issues.
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Male 40,751
Zomg, if it weren`t for this diagram, I`d have done it wrong! (zzzzzz)
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Male 15,832
[quote]What? No schematic for when someone farts?![/quote]
|--------|
|X.........|
|...........|
|.....XXX|
|...XXXX|
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Male 5
What does this suppose to mean ??
the lift aint gonna collapse irrespective of the pattern!!..absurd
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Male 15
"Category: Funny"

about that...
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Male 950
Why is this even here?
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Male 3,477
What? No schematic for when someone farts?!
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Male 2,688
"How about 15 people?"

"Get naked and start an orgy. "

Why wait for 15 for that? Party starts at 5 party-cipants, people...
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Female 182
"How about 15 people?"
Get naked and start an orgy.
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Male 25,416
stupid, u always stand close to the hot chicks
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Male 1,557
What a stupid post.
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Male 61
I always tend to stay as close as possible to the door. I feel uncomfortable if there`s a stranger in the elevator.
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Male 68
I always stand on top of people.
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Male 230
useless
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Male 322
lame.
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Male 541
This is anti-funny...
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Male 7,830
i always stand in the middle
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Male 378
@MastaPlan, Are you M Knight Shamalamadingding in disguise? If so, please stop trying to get free publicity for your crappy movie. Please.
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Female 247
Depends on how hot they are...
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Male 76
Tell that to the people in the movie Devil.
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Male 749
In response to a boring post, here`s a boring comment: I noticed that in Hong Kong, someone would ALWAYS stand right in front of the buttons so that they could push the `door close` button at every stop (I suppose they thought they were making the elevator go faster). You had to be quick if you were on a middle floor, or they`d leave you behind.
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Male 145
What if it`s only me? Do I need pants?
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Female 582
This is assuming that everyone is strangers.
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Male 51
this is bullpoo. I am deciding that going on IAB is becoming a waste of time, and not in the good way.
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Male 364
Fancy!! Quit doing that to kim... - it`s disgusting.
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Male 179
booooooooo!!!!! terrible.
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Female 169
drat you IAB, this poo is getting ridiculous.
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Male 2,690
How does this make it onto I-A-B?! I`ve submitted a crapload of stuff 23x better.
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Male 521
Not having anything I`ve ever submitted to IAB make the cut and get posted = Hurt Feelings.

Not having anything I`ve ever submitted to IAB make the cut and get posted, IN FAVOR of stuff like THIS = MAJOR HURT FEELINGS!!

Really IAB?. You`re starting to make me doubt my own sense of humor when this wins out.
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Male 126
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Male 3
#2 is wrong. Could be further from both people...
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Male 405
I usually just curl up in a fetal position.
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Male 4,807


Zzzzzzz and more Zzzzzzzz


Lame IAB
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Female 1,236
Category: funny. Reeeaaallly??
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Male 616
in the front if yur gonna fart, geez
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Male 1,051
Wow. This is so lame.
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Male 1,021
Was this funny? WTF I-A-B?
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Female 298
there wasn`t even a punchline... BORING!
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Male 1,587
what if there is a hot girl? stand creepily close and breath heavily.
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Male 295
the rules don`t apply to midgets
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Male 153
sooooooooooooo lame
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Male 4,793
"... "

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Male 430
I`m the type of person that will stand uncomfortably close to people in the elevator.
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Male 2,049
how about 15 people?
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Male 696
"why"??

Because we`re antisocial Americans and strangers are offensive.

...and a lot of them have hygiene issues.
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Female 876
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Female 314
why?
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Female 539
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