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Date: 04/08/11 05:21 PM

60 Responses to Where To Stand In An Elevator [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Link: Where To Stand In An Elevator - An instructional guide for parties of 2 to 7 people.
  2. Profile photo of LouDogg
    LouDogg Female 13-17
    314 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    why?
  3. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    ...
  4. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    "why"??

    Because we`re antisocial Americans and strangers are offensive.

    ...and a lot of them have hygiene issues.
  5. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    how about 15 people?
  6. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    I`m the type of person that will stand uncomfortably close to people in the elevator.
  7. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    "... "

    ...
  8. Profile photo of Mckinneysgay
    Mckinneysgay Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    sooooooooooooo lame
  9. Profile photo of comrade_b
    comrade_b Male 18-29
    295 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    the rules don`t apply to midgets
  10. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    what if there is a hot girl? stand creepily close and breath heavily.
  11. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    there wasn`t even a punchline... BORING!
  12. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    Was this funny? WTF I-A-B?
  13. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Wow. This is so lame.
  14. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    in the front if yur gonna fart, geez
  15. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    Category: funny. Reeeaaallly??
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:59 pm


    Zzzzzzz and more Zzzzzzzz


    Lame IAB
  17. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    I usually just curl up in a fetal position.
  18. Profile photo of scatterJD
    scatterJD Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    #2 is wrong. Could be further from both people...
  19. Profile photo of Barrye
    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    ...
  20. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    Not having anything I`ve ever submitted to IAB make the cut and get posted = Hurt Feelings.

    Not having anything I`ve ever submitted to IAB make the cut and get posted, IN FAVOR of stuff like THIS = MAJOR HURT FEELINGS!!

    Really IAB?. You`re starting to make me doubt my own sense of humor when this wins out.
  21. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    How does this make it onto I-A-B?! I`ve submitted a crapload of stuff 23x better.
  22. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    drat you IAB, this poo is getting ridiculous.
  23. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    booooooooo!!!!! terrible.
  24. Profile photo of 1gr8slice
    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    Fancy!! Quit doing that to kim... - it`s disgusting.
  25. Profile photo of rubin0nrye
    rubin0nrye Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    this is bullpoo. I am deciding that going on IAB is becoming a waste of time, and not in the good way.
  26. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:39 pm
    This is assuming that everyone is strangers.
  27. Profile photo of HalfSandwich
    HalfSandwich Male 18-29
    145 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:49 pm
    What if it`s only me? Do I need pants?
  28. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    In response to a boring post, here`s a boring comment: I noticed that in Hong Kong, someone would ALWAYS stand right in front of the buttons so that they could push the `door close` button at every stop (I suppose they thought they were making the elevator go faster). You had to be quick if you were on a middle floor, or they`d leave you behind.
  29. Profile photo of MastaPlan23
    MastaPlan23 Male 13-17
    76 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    Tell that to the people in the movie Devil.
  30. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    Depends on how hot they are...
  31. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    @MastaPlan, Are you M Knight Shamalamadingding in disguise? If so, please stop trying to get free publicity for your crappy movie. Please.
  32. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    i always stand in the middle
  33. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:14 am
    This is anti-funny...
  34. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 1:12 am
    lame.
  35. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 3:17 am
    useless
  36. Profile photo of Dick_Head
    Dick_Head Male 30-39
    68 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 3:17 am
    I always stand on top of people.
  37. Profile photo of G_Hack
    G_Hack Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 3:54 am
    I always tend to stay as close as possible to the door. I feel uncomfortable if there`s a stranger in the elevator.
  38. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 3:57 am
    What a stupid post.
  39. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 4:21 am
    stupid, u always stand close to the hot chicks
  40. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 5:07 am
    "How about 15 people?"
    Get naked and start an orgy.
  41. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 5:13 am
    "How about 15 people?"

    "Get naked and start an orgy. "

    Why wait for 15 for that? Party starts at 5 party-cipants, people...
  42. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 5:44 am
    What? No schematic for when someone farts?!
  43. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 7:35 am
    Why is this even here?
  44. Profile photo of sulfox
    sulfox Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 9:34 am
    "Category: Funny"

    about that...
  45. Profile photo of riyuzakhi
    riyuzakhi Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 10:12 am
    What does this suppose to mean ??
    the lift aint gonna collapse irrespective of the pattern!!..absurd
  46. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 10:45 am
    What? No schematic for when someone farts?!
    |--------|
    |X.........|
    |...........|
    |.....XXX|
    |...XXXX|
    |--|--|--|
  47. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Zomg, if it weren`t for this diagram, I`d have done it wrong! (zzzzzz)
  48. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    That was the stupidest [email protected] thing I`ve ever looked at in my entire life. Whoever thought this was funny has issues.
  49. Profile photo of Halogen
    Halogen Male 30-39
    1 post
    April 9, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    This is elevator psychology! 9 times out of 10 this is where people will stand in accordance to the number of people in the lift, even if they aren`t strangers.
  50. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    This is interesting, I never thought about it before but this is how people stand. How odd...
  51. Profile photo of davidildo123
    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Wow. Lame and wrong. Who would have thunk it. According to this chart, if you are in the back with 3,5,6 or 7 people and your floor is first, then you will be blocked. LAME
  52. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    OldOllie:

    I play too many Roguelikes. My first instinct when seeing your post was "poo, look at all those monsters"
  53. Profile photo of Zymotical
    Zymotical Male 18-29
    198 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    Given that this doesn`t give in which direction people are facing one can only assume that it is assumed that everyone faces the door which is definitely not the best place to stand in an elevator to maximize your chances of surviving the trip should one of your fellow passengers actually be a zombie. Optimum Anti-zombie elevator locale would have your back to the door adjacent to the controls for ease of escape.
  54. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    @Zymotical
    back to the door = zombies on the ground floor bite you when the door opens
  55. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    who cares about where you stand in the elevator, people figure that out. the thing people apparently can`t figure out is waiting for the elevator to empty before filing in
  56. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    April 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    This is very funny and also very informative. Thanks IAB
  57. Profile photo of DeltaForce
    DeltaForce Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 7:43 am
    So fun to walk in elevator with back to door so you`re standing face to face with people, try it!
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 11, 2011 at 9:13 am
    If you dont know. Now you know.
  59. Profile photo of Kassandra
    Kassandra Female 18-29
    34 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 9:14 am
    In europe people actualy do stand face to face with each other in elevators o.o
  60. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    August 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Like you didn`t know this already.

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