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Date: 04/01/11 12:19 PM

50 Responses to What Does Human Meat Taste Like?

  1. Profile photo of minjae
    minjae Female 30-39
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Link: What Does Human Meat Taste Like? - Chicken? Explorer Piers Gibbon talks to Papua New Guinea tribesmen while searching for modern day cannibals.
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    Oblivia Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Boo! Not available for the Dutch...
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    Bethingtons Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    not available in my country
  4. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    "Have you eaten a white man?"
    "There weren`t any around."

    RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Not available here, thank God
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    Not available for Canadians either.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Wow that was the greatest video i`ve ever seen!

    ^^^ saying that for the sole purpose of trolling those who can`t see it in their country :)
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    I`d be curious about that last question too, different texture/taste. though it doesn`t have anything to do with race but rather where the person was raised/lived.
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    we....taste similar to pig???? *BARFS*
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 1, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    "have you eaten a white man?"
    "There weren`t any around."

    That was the last footage taken of the late Dr. Livingston...

    And everyone knows we taste like pork. That`s why it`s called `sweet pork`. Only we`re greasier aparently.

    What? .... I read a lot, okay!

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    shappy Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    not...available...here...
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    dbfishstix Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Not in U.K. :(
  13. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 1, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Yes, Human meat tastes like pork, according to many sources. This is led to a theory that answers the question, "Why do some religions prohibit the eating of pork?". If human meat and pork taste so alike, that similarity and the moral condemning of cannibalism led to the prohibition of pork on moral grounds.
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    gotti420 Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    someone should eat that dam yellping dog!
  15. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    greatest q & a...

    you`ve ever eaten a white man?
    there were never any around.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Anyone else hungry for bacon? I`m gonna go down in my basement and get me some bacon...
  17. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    CrakrJak: Or that the fact that pigs often carried the Trichina parasite.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    So, do they just draw straws for who gets eaten? Or do they kidnap someone from a neighboring tribe? I`d love to know more about the selection process.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Here`s a website that will tell you how to properly
    butcher a human carcuss for consumption.

    Church of Euthenasia dot org

    In case you ever need to know this stuff.

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    thompsone09 Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    So that means chicken tastes like human.
  21. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    If I were one of those elders, I would totally screw with the interviewer.
    "Have you ever eaten a white man?"
    "Not yet! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"
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    Seastone Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    What I`ve read before indicated they tend to only eat people who have already died in a way that is supposed to be spiritual in many tribes. The article was about how a disease (I forget which) was appearing only among women and children cannibals. Apparently whatever disease it was could only be transferred by eating the less choice pieces of human near the spine and brain, I think. Men ate first and got the meatier bits, but women and children ate the wrong part and got the disease. I don`t know whether it was ever as common as white people seem to think for them to actually find sustenance from man or whether it was, as I think, usually more about absorbing the person`s spirit or something.
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    shalantas Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    lol!!!! he put it in his mouth and everybody was thinking. LMAO cant believe he ate that!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    i heard it smells like pig when its cooking.. soldiers from wars who were next to or by humans that say burned froma bomb or fire something wouldn`t eat pork anymore because it smelled just like there buddy`s who were burning
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    uh I think they are going to kill the white man and eat him
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    bombaytech Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    He totally thought the guy was going to put it in his mouth for him at 1:06
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    Mad_Irish Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    I miss lovo (the pit-roasted food). Fijians used used to call roasted human "Long-pig".

    Funny story: If you ever want to insult a Fijian, tell them that they were stupid enough to eat a missionary`s boots. (The church group that the guy came from returned in the late 19th century to find him missing, and apparently accused the Fijians of eating his boots as well. The Fijians proudly brought out the boots, which I believe are still on display in a museum in Suva.)
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    osteenq Male 40-49
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    April 1, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    We taste like ham.
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    you askin questions that gonna get you ate
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    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    if I tasted anything like bacon... then ya I`d prolly take a whack at myself
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 1, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Tiredofnicks: Yes, Pigs do can carry parasites, plus there was no refrigeration or sterilized hygienic processing plants and meat was often undercooked. The prohibition against pork may have been a safety issue as well as a anti-cannibal issue.
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    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
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    April 1, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    April 1, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    aw shiz, not available in my country! now how am I supposed to know what humans taste like?
    there`s nothing for it, I`m going to have to kill and eat one of my children to find out....KIDS! come ere!
  34. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    April 1, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    and, gerry101, there are some things that can never be unseen, so thanks for that extremely helpful link on how to properly butcher human meat.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2011 at 12:35 am
    awww... not available in my country
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 1:05 am
    These were probably the same questions Michael Rockefeller asked just before he was eaten by cannibals in 1961. It probably isn`t a good idea to raise the curiosity of how a white man would taste when talking to cannibals. In fact, it is probably not a good idea to talk to them at all.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
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    April 2, 2011 at 3:52 am
    not available in mi pais
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    Jofferwry Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2011 at 3:55 am
    aw what not available my counrty? i was looking forward to this vid
  39. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 2, 2011 at 3:57 am
    but emmytiville made me laugh.
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    julesss Male 40-49
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    April 2, 2011 at 4:14 am
    For all of you who can`t view the video in their country, you can get around the restriction with this free proxy
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2011 at 6:14 am
    thanks julesss but here is a direct link for the lazys like me
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2011 at 7:47 am
    The old lady who was laghing at him was thinking
    "We don`t really eat eyeballs you stupid fook!"
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 2, 2011 at 8:26 am

    emmettyville, you`re welcome. I live to serve.
  44. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
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    April 2, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Racist video is racist.
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    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    uploaders and their non - canadian caring module. meh.
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    Sonsglow Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    Why is there a dog screaming in the background? If it`s in that much pain, kill it.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2011 at 7:46 am
    "there never had the opportunity to eat a white man",
    i wonder if he started to get a bit uncomfortable then
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Its not racist I find it interesting and that guy is gunna get eaten. lol
  49. Profile photo of TIMESWORDSMN
    TIMESWORDSMN Male 13-17
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    April 4, 2011 at 11:40 am
    It`s seems true that human flesh would taste similar to pork, as the texture, tensile and density are very close. That`s why pigs are used to test bullet penetration. (dead ones, obviously)
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    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    @Seastone: The disease you`re referring to is Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease and it`s similar to mad cow.

    Damn prions.

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