Well, My Friday Night Is Ready To Begin [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago Weird

Don"t judge.
There are 43 comments:
Male 113
Self check-out: Helping lonely `baters feel just a little better
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Female 812
Oh so now I get it! Taxes differ per state so THAT`s why the tax isn`t already added before you go to the register! That really bugs me you know...
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Male 562
TUNA PICKLES! Sweet!
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Male 577
My first overnight cashier shift at Walmart, I had a customer that bought ten yards of black velvet, a camera tripod, and four bottles of maple syrup.

That was the best thing about the job. People would buy things they were too embarrassed to buy during the day. Also, guessing whether the people paying in all ones were waiters or strippers.
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Male 2,868
No sales tax in OR and pretty moderate income tax. Although our school system is virtually bankrupt, so go figure.

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Male 696
Heh... here in Cali (Tulare County) I`m paying 9% Sales Tax and getting raped on Income Tax.

sigh
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Male 290
even though the texans are a$$holes to any vistors, you gotta admit they really got their poo together. I`m not gonna say Texas isn`t affected by the state of our entire country`s economic degradation, but I will say that, kind of like Las Vegas, Texas has and economy all of its own.
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Female 1,311
I live in Texas and the reason for the tax percentage being what it is, is because we don`t have to file state tax form every April 15th. It gets taken out every shopping purchase and put to work immediately through whatever the state needs it for. The only form that is filed per average household is the federal one. Also, every city/county has a different tax percentage rate. I live in a region that depending where I shop, I pay between 6-8 percent.
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Male 49
no income tax in TX,,,thats why high sales tax
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Male 2,419
@beternal
because the taxes change and the taxes applicable on each item differ so it`s easier on the people selling to just have their own internal price and put taxes on later
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Male 121
Damn, 8.25% sales tax down there? That`s insane....
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Male 3,060
@Beternal:
I assume it`s because it makes the price look less.
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Male 1,153
mr fribbles you have the pop-tart cat thing that has that really catchy tune!
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Male 1,586
@metallicarox they are walmart thongs so how nice can they look? I`d stick to the vicki`s if I were you.
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Male 2,586
Two things...

Yes, you can get thongs that cheep... they`re good for the `rip everything off` fantasies :-)

Second... maybe someone from America can explain this, WHY THE HELL IS TAX NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE?! - I mean seriously, when I go to a checkout in England, I have the cash ready to go... if I want £3.27-worth of sweets, I can add up all the numbers in my head and I know I have it to the penny. What`s up with the *not knowing the price you have to pay until you see the bill* deal?!
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Male 324
Where the hell can you get thong underwear for that damn cheap?!?!?! I`m doing it wrong by going to Victoria`s Secret for the woman only to rip them off about an hour later, sh*t!
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Male 219
IkeRay, you have made my day
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Male 588
Eep ugly font!
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Female 1,677
There are a lot of attractive people at the Walmart where I live-- that`s where high school students get their crappy after school jobs, and a lot of them (guys AND girls) are gorgeous. It`s the greeters you`ve got to watch out for..
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Male 2,703
this person is doing the self-checkout wrong

*go to self check out
*ring everything up as bananas
*????
*profit
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Male 256
It`s 10 per cent sales tax here in Birmingham.
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Male 774
The text looks like a person dancing.
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Male 9
@jen-o-bear It`s 8.25% because we don`t have any personal state income tax.
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Female 196
@jen-O-bear. try 20% Value Added Tax.
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Female 298
@DuckBoy87

You must remember we`re talking about WALMART here...

The hottest thing you`ll find in there is a 400 pound, hungover, ass-scratching (and smelling!), below 70 IQ, meth-smoking grandma at the age of 16 mutant...

I don`t know about you... but I don`t think I`d want to "tap" that. Or anything else that shops at Walmart for that matter...
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Female 123
Wow! It`s eight and a quarter percent sales tax in Texas?
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Female 323
What hot chick runs a register at walmart?
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Female 15
LOL cucumbers!
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Female 1,264
You always make me laugh, Gerry. Always. I appreciate that.
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Male 833
a "massager" AND cucumbers?
thats just not called for
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Male 22
@TypicalJerk Dude, if its what I`m thinking, like any Wal-Mart, the XL+++ start to go on sale. So really if you think about it, I don`t think it`s a little woman that is getting them thongs. Why I know this, she`s substituting the cucumber for a man.
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Male 3,412
What? That`s no fun! They used the self-checkout.

You need to use the checkout with the hottest chick running the register.
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Male 533
"You can buy thongs at Wal-Mart for eighty-eight CENTS?!"

You honestly can`t think the amount of material used to make a thong is even worth THAT much :|
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Male 37,888

[quote]"What are the panties for?" [/quote]

To wear on his head.

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Male 2,085
@angryYouth: wouldn`t you?
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Male 1,021
You saved 6 cents!
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Male 493
What are the panties for?
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Female 917
What the....

You can buy thongs at Wal-Mart for eighty-eight CENTS?!
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Male 734
I`m guessing this person went through self check-out.
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Male 1,440
Someone is lonely in Texas.
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Male 25,416
Awww.... that sounds like a lonely night
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Male 193
Would be funnier if there was a Hannah Montana/Justin Beiber dvd on there too
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Female 1,328
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