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Date: 04/22/11 02:07 PM

43 Responses to Well, My Friday Night Is Ready To Begin [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1275 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Link: Well, My Friday Night Is Ready To Begin - Don`t judge.
  2. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Would be funnier if there was a Hannah Montana/Justin Beiber dvd on there too
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Awww.... that sounds like a lonely night
  4. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Someone is lonely in Texas.
  5. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    I`m guessing this person went through self check-out.
  6. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    What the....

    You can buy thongs at Wal-Mart for eighty-eight CENTS?!
  7. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    What are the panties for?
  8. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    You saved 6 cents!
  9. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    @angryYouth: wouldn`t you?
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    "What are the panties for?"

    To wear on his head.

  11. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    "You can buy thongs at Wal-Mart for eighty-eight CENTS?!"

    You honestly can`t think the amount of material used to make a thong is even worth THAT much :|
  12. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    What? That`s no fun! They used the self-checkout.

    You need to use the checkout with the hottest chick running the register.
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    masterchat74 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    @TypicalJerk Dude, if its what I`m thinking, like any Wal-Mart, the XL+++ start to go on sale. So really if you think about it, I don`t think it`s a little woman that is getting them thongs. Why I know this, she`s substituting the cucumber for a man.
  14. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    a "massager" AND cucumbers?
    thats just not called for
  15. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    You always make me laugh, Gerry. Always. I appreciate that.
  16. Profile photo of vaalkyr
    vaalkyr Female 18-29
    15 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    LOL cucumbers!
  17. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    What hot chick runs a register at walmart?
  18. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    Wow! It`s eight and a quarter percent sales tax in Texas?
  19. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    You must remember we`re talking about WALMART here...

    The hottest thing you`ll find in there is a 400 pound, hungover, ass-scratching (and smelling!), below 70 IQ, meth-smoking grandma at the age of 16 mutant...

    I don`t know about you... but I don`t think I`d want to "tap" that. Or anything else that shops at Walmart for that matter...
  20. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    @jen-O-bear. try 20% Value Added Tax.
  21. Profile photo of betaphi
    betaphi Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    @jen-o-bear It`s 8.25% because we don`t have any personal state income tax.
  22. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    The text looks like a person dancing.
  23. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:32 pm
    It`s 10 per cent sales tax here in Birmingham.
  24. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    this person is doing the self-checkout wrong

    *go to self check out
    *ring everything up as bananas
  25. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    There are a lot of attractive people at the Walmart where I live-- that`s where high school students get their crappy after school jobs, and a lot of them (guys AND girls) are gorgeous. It`s the greeters you`ve got to watch out for..
  26. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:20 am
    Eep ugly font!
  27. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:30 am
    IkeRay, you have made my day
  28. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:04 am
    Where the hell can you get thong underwear for that damn cheap?!?!?! I`m doing it wrong by going to Victoria`s Secret for the woman only to rip them off about an hour later, sh*t!
  29. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 4:35 am
    Two things...

    Yes, you can get thongs that cheep... they`re good for the `rip everything off` fantasies :-)

    Second... maybe someone from America can explain this, WHY THE HELL IS TAX NOT INCLUDED IN THE PRICE?! - I mean seriously, when I go to a checkout in England, I have the cash ready to go... if I want £3.27-worth of sweets, I can add up all the numbers in my head and I know I have it to the penny. What`s up with the *not knowing the price you have to pay until you see the bill* deal?!
  30. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 4:36 am
    @metallicarox they are walmart thongs so how nice can they look? I`d stick to the vicki`s if I were you.
  31. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:25 am
    mr fribbles you have the pop-tart cat thing that has that really catchy tune!
  32. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:33 am
    I assume it`s because it makes the price look less.
  33. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:37 am
    Damn, 8.25% sales tax down there? That`s insane....
  34. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:52 am
    because the taxes change and the taxes applicable on each item differ so it`s easier on the people selling to just have their own internal price and put taxes on later
  35. Profile photo of philipd412
    philipd412 Male 30-39
    49 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 4:50 pm
    no income tax in TX,,,thats why high sales tax
  36. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1246 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    I live in Texas and the reason for the tax percentage being what it is, is because we don`t have to file state tax form every April 15th. It gets taken out every shopping purchase and put to work immediately through whatever the state needs it for. The only form that is filed per average household is the federal one. Also, every city/county has a different tax percentage rate. I live in a region that depending where I shop, I pay between 6-8 percent.
  37. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    Heh... here in Cali (Tulare County) I`m paying 9% Sales Tax and getting raped on Income Tax.

  38. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    even though the texans are a$$holes to any vistors, you gotta admit they really got their poo together. I`m not gonna say Texas isn`t affected by the state of our entire country`s economic degradation, but I will say that, kind of like Las Vegas, Texas has and economy all of its own.
  39. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    No sales tax in OR and pretty moderate income tax. Although our school system is virtually bankrupt, so go figure.

  40. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    My first overnight cashier shift at Walmart, I had a customer that bought ten yards of black velvet, a camera tripod, and four bottles of maple syrup.

    That was the best thing about the job. People would buy things they were too embarrassed to buy during the day. Also, guessing whether the people paying in all ones were waiters or strippers.
  41. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    TUNA PICKLES! Sweet!
  42. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Oh so now I get it! Taxes differ per state so THAT`s why the tax isn`t already added before you go to the register! That really bugs me you know...
  43. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Self check-out: Helping lonely `baters feel just a little better

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