The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 26    Average: 3.3/5]
33 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 14484
Rating: 3.3
Category:
Date: 04/16/11 12:31 PM

33 Responses to Turtle Gets A New Set Of Wheels

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Link: Turtle Gets A New Set Of Wheels - An injured turtle gets training wheels... racing wheels no less.
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    IT`S A FREAKING TORTOISE!

    RAEG!
  3. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Fractured spine? Ouch.
  4. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Next up, this tiger gets false teeth:

  5. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    definitely ein tortoise. HAULIN BUM!!
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    They see me rollin they hatin
  7. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Now set him loose in the bush with that pathetic set of tires. Come on sister! Put some heavy duty shocks, and lift kit with some freaking roaring mud tires on the poor bastard.
  8. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    @Buldah
    Technically you are correct however turtles and tortoise are terms that are often used interchangeably by some, but there are some key distinctions. These insights may help you to more accurately identify and refer to these reptiles when you see them and when you talk to others about them. The term turtle is often inclusive of all turtle-like animals, but is technically used to distinguish those animals that live aquatic lives. Tortoise is used to refer to those that live terrestrial lives. Despite this distinction it is notable that all turtle breathe air using lungs.
  9. Profile photo of jackbutlers
    jackbutlers Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    I wish I had wheels... Legs are boring
  10. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    no spinners?
  11. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    I tried to pay attention, I did, but those horse teeth were so damn distracting!
  12. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Crab Man would most defiantly kill/maim whom ever "accidentally" ran over Mr. Turtle with a lawnmower.
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    poor turtle :( It seems to be doing ok though...
  14. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    That`s like a crappy, transformer, ninja turtle hybrid. Let nature take its course.
  15. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    He ahhhhhhh.... is doing much ahhhhhhh... better.
    Good lord woman.
  16. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:16 pm
    he needs to take a sip of that potion and hit that three wheel motion
  17. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    i really find stuff like this sadder then hell :(
  18. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Is not sad. Is happy. He`ll heal well :]
  19. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    isn`t that a tortoise?
  20. Profile photo of slickrstickr
    slickrstickr Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm
    @Lillim- You`d be surprised, but that`s how the typical Israeli speaks English. There is an ehhh almost every other word :->
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    AAAWWWW! Poor turtle!
    **smacks @SmilinSam**
    (lolz!)
  22. Profile photo of xxEmo_kid_xx
    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    Sooo cute! poor turtle <3
  23. Profile photo of BoringName
    BoringName Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 9:50 pm
    "they see me rollin"
  24. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    April 16, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    Now put a gun and a bomb on it, and we can weaponise this bad boy!
  25. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 2:41 am
    @boringname
    got there before i could :P
  26. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 4:24 am
    Wow, they did a really crappy job attaching those wheels.

    My left nut could have done a better job than that.
  27. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 10:55 am
    MADNESS!
  28. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 10:56 am
    @robswindol: you have a very talented left nut, m`boy
  29. Profile photo of sumcrazyguy
    sumcrazyguy Male 18-29
    18 posts
    April 17, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    some people really go overboard when a animal is injured
  30. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:06 am
    Aww poor lil guy, I bet he`s very happy to be able to have those wheels and move around vs. dragging his legs behind him and damaging them more.
  31. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    @sumcrazyguy its because some people (like me) care more about animals than people.
  32. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    @sumcrazyguy

    "some people really go overboard when a animal is injured"

    First off, it`s "an animal"... Now that my grammar nazi instincts are satisfied...

    Would you want a wheel chair if your ass got run over by a lawnmower? What is so wrong about caring for another living creature...? Humans are no more important than little turtle. We`re all part of nature.
  33. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:35 am
    I want wheels surgically implanted. Not like a wheelchair, like a collapsible office chair. Would be tits

Leave a Reply