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Date: 04/26/11 12:27 PM

43 Responses to This Sign Actually Was Pre-Made And Exists [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Link: This Sign Actually Was Pre-Made And Exists - How many times was a sign like this needed before it was made?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    How many times was this sign not needed after it was placed?

    Can`t you just fish it out?

    Oh wait... diarrhea. nvm.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Its OK. Look. Its just a babyruth.
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    lmao wow...
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    I don`t think my pool has one... :(
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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    One thing is for sure, it will keep people out of the pool, whether it is true or not.
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    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Jokes on you - it wasn`t an `accident!`
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Yaaay meepmaker! Gotta love a good Caddyshack reference.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    @meepmaker,
    yes, it is just a baby ruth..extra nutty i presume..


  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    Years ago they would`ve just fished it out and everyone would`ve kept swimming.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    nom noms?
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    nimrod1991 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    meh
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    Submarines zone
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    It`s the fact that they HAVE a sign like this already that worries me.
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    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    It`s spelled "faecal", silly Americans.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    That`s where I left my Baby Ruth bar.
  17. Profile photo of lunaticlover
    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    It`s a public pool. Of course they invested in such a sign.

    People (children... mostly) poo in public pools on a regular basis. This is not new.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    "It`s spelled "faecal", silly Americans."

    well, i would pronounce that "FAY-CULL"...and that just sounds kind of stupid to me...."FEE-CULL" just sounds more...scientific-y...
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    @sapphire: It`s spelt `spelt` silly European! It may be spelt that way in England, and -may- be an acceptable alternate spelling here, but the American spelling is `fecal` and since it is an American sign, we`re just fine thank you.
  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:52 pm
    No 5h17 (hehe)

    This actually happened to me a while ago when I was going to a swimming session.
  21. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    It`s spelled "faecal"

    No it`s not,

    like it`s not spelled:
    "gramme"
    "programme"
    "colour"
    "aluminium"
    "theatre"
    "centre"
    etcetera...

    You Brits are just fancy like that.

    We Yanks write "fecal" no additional "a`s" needed.
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    sgibson12 Male 30-39
    93 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    I`d like to see the redneck version of this sign. "Somebody shat in the pool."
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    fenderjaguar Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Both "Faecal" and "Fecal" are perfectly acceptable silly European. You guys also spell "Airplane" "Aeroplane" among other words which both sides of the water spell differently. Your beef is with a man named Webster who decided to change a bunch of word spellings. We tend to appreciate Brevity over here and if we can eliminate a useless letter or two we are more than willing to do that. So Goodbye or CHEERIO...
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    jak22 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:15 pm
    its funny. im a lifeguard at a pool. someone takes a dump at least once a week in one the pools at our facility. all we do is fish it out, and pour some "chemicals" in, which is just other pool water, to make everyone feel better, then wait 30 min, again for aesthetics. the truth is that there are so many chemicals in the pool the dukey is dead on contact.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Doooty!!!!!!
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    I`ve worked at a swim club, it happened about once a month,in the 1-4 age group pool.
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    alicat2683 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    I was a lifeguard and a swim teacher.... were didn`t have a sign.... but it happened all the time... one place called it tootsie roll patrol... that other was code brown...we also had a hot tub that ... um turned yellow and got progressively yellow.. had to be drained weekly
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    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    There`s so much chlorine in public pools it`s like swimming in bleach so no worries about bacteria lol
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    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:27 am
    The same stuff that makes your eyes burn kills the bacteria. chlorine
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:20 am
    well theres something to put me off my breakfast. thanks.
  31. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:41 am
    This is oddly familiar
  32. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:58 am
    Accident?! How (except for babies & the advanced elderly) is that possible?
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    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 5:19 am
    I`m pretty sure though it`s not the chlorine what burns in your eyes... I`m in a swim club so believe me OR (of course that`s the same I`d do) look it up on the internet :) I call for urine...
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    zippyg Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:18 am
    i remember this from the show Undercover Boss. this one water park chain uses these signs.
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    zippyg Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:21 am
    looked it up for verification, this sign is most likely from Great Wolf Resorts
  36. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:34 am
    This sign is potentially inaccurate in that it assumes it was an accident.
  37. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:09 am
    EW! WTF!? LMAO!!
  38. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:14 am
    @dukorider1
    wait till you go to uni and met some very disgusting drunk people who cant control themselves after a heavy night out. then continue to avoid those people
  39. Profile photo of bompa1997
    bompa1997 Male 60-69
    92 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    And the people that take care of this are the Fecal Accident Response Team, or FART for short
  40. Profile photo of Issame
    Issame Female 30-39
    112 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    There is a set of rules on how to deal with fecal release in commercial pools. This doesn`t surprise me at all (coming from someone who works pools for a living ;) ).
  41. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Mikeado, you made me laugh a lot more than the pic itself.
  42. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    BIRD!
  43. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 7:30 pm
    I bet that sign works a heck of a lot better than just the regular "Pool Closed" sign.

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