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Date: 04/07/11 04:17 PM

51 Responses to This Is Why Cats Are So Untrustworthy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Loony
    Loony Male 13-17
    34 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Link: This Is Why Cats Are So Untrustworthy - Things like this happen every day.
  2. Profile photo of newDAMAGE
    newDAMAGE Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    All I can think when i see this is my roommate saying "God damnit, who velcro`d the cat again?"
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    a lot of feline hatred around these parts lately.
  4. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Sweet monkeys! That`s awesome?

    What`s with all of the anti-cat posts lately? It`s getting extremely annoying. Iab used to be a fun place were you could see any hilarious animal post completely unbiased. Is a mod now or something?
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    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    Pmarren* how the hel.l did that disappear?
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    That`s just ninja cat practicing it`s skills.

    Let`s see a dog do that. Ha!
  7. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    Polarizing subjects generate more comments and more site activity which equates to better numbers for advertising. Damn Fancylad, you so greedy.
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    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    WTF?!? I love pussy! Especially when it`s jumps on me as a fun surprise! AIM FOR MY FACE! ...just sayin`
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    CrakrJak, have you been gone?

    Forestq- So is Pmarren now a IAB mod is disguise? Also, I`m pretty sure there is no curse filter on hell. Unless that punctuation was on acciden.t
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    watch out for ninja kittehs!
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    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    Here doggie doggie doggie...
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    Seriously... Did we not get enough of pmarren`s nonsense? Now we have to feed into it? REALLY IAB?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    They will attack you when you less exp
  14. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    What I am ninja, you are ninja, and she is ninja too!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    Asks a ninja theme song btw, incase you cant tell. VVV
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36199 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    This cat is waiting for pmarren to exit his lair.


  17. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    hahahaha funny!
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    is pmarren a mod now or what?
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:31 pm
    pffft! Lets see a googie do THAT!
    cats = rule!
  20. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
    912 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    death from above!
  21. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    @JumboCookie
    I was wondering the exact same thing.
  22. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    Yeah, I`m just an idiot.
  23. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    cats are evil
  24. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    cats are evil
    They are. That`s why they`re so much better than dogs. I`ve had both cats and dogs, and I like to think of it this way: If my companion/pet was transmogrified into a human being/drinking companion, which one would I rather hang out with?

    The dog-human would be a grinning, drooling loon, only too happy to appease my every whim just to gain my approval. The cat-human on the other hand would be a cynical dry-witted bastard who would tell me to get my own goddam sandwich. I`d rather hang with the latter dude.

    To expand on the analogy, for fellow Steinbeck fans who are familiar with "Of Mice and Men": Dogs are Lennie, cats are George. I liked George better. Yes, I went there. From dogs vs cats to classic literature and a discussion on the human condition.

    *Looks around, realises he`s rambled off into left field while mumbling to himself, and the stadium`s gone quiet while concerned for his mental health. Shuts up now*
  25. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    davymid... too far.
  26. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Davymid- I like your post. I agree.
  27. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    As long as we`re doing analogies:
    Dog`s are your or military or college buddies that you party with, go running with, and have your back in any situation.
    Cat`s are the insecure girlfriend who don`t want you to pay attention to anything else (go ahead, try reading a newspaper), always want to reminded that only want them, and will attack you while hiding under the couch as soon as you walk in from work (alright, the couch part most women won`t do, but, I stand by the fact that they`ll attack you).
  28. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    Nice rant, Davy. And I agree completely.
  29. Profile photo of Squid_Ink
    Squid_Ink Female 30-39
    69 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    He`s just waiting to get the drop on someone. When I first saw this, I thought it was Hitler House vs. Hilter Cat.
  30. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    Now wait two days and we`ll see this photoshopped onto every door opening that have ever been pictured.
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    Cat`s aren`t evil, they just aren`t drooling, happy go lucky, ADD, OCD, morons like dogs are.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:44 pm
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    No, this just proves that cats are freaking awesome. Let`s see a dog scale a wall like that.
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    metalhannes Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 7, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    Enough already with the cat hate.
    When I was 3 we moved to Turkey and I had no friends there because I didn`t understand the language. So we took in a stray cat.
    And I played with him. He liked Black olives (hated the green ones). He could open locked doors if the key was still in the lock,
    He slept with me, when I was scared. And during the day I played with him. No cat in our neighborhood would dare mess with him, but he loved me and all the other kids on the block were jealous.
    When a burglar broke into our house, I woke up with him standing on top of me ears pointing forward, ready to jump the burglar.
    We had to move away from the block, and I didn`t see him for an entire year, but we moved back as soon as we could. He was the first to greet us when we came back. It had been a year but he recognized us. And slept in my bed when we had finished moving in like we had never left.
    He was loyal,smart and you had to earn his trust first. Cats can judge character,
  • Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:09 am
    Cats are fine animals.

    They`re just mediocre pets.
  • Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 12:14 am
    btw, I don`t hate cats. I was just making a retort. My first pet was Butterball, a tabby, that lived until 20. He was the most chilled out cat you`d ever meet.
  • Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 1:45 am
    Ok I had to add this before I forget about this...


  • Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 2:26 am
    vv why didn`t the parent`s stop the kid from trying to carry the cat like that in the first place?
  • Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    713 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 2:28 am
    "come in number 137, your time is up!"
  • Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:12 am
    Davymid: "Dogs are Lennie, cats are George. I liked George better. Yes, I went there."

    LMFAO - That`s the funniest thing EVER! OMG I`m crying laughing.
  • Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36199 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:37 am

    dogs are so much more awesome than cats b SQUIRELL!


















    cause they`ll do anything to please you.
  • Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:40 am
    Ninja cat.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 8:53 am
    Cat`s are the insecure girlfriend who don`t want you to pay attention to anything else (go ahead, try reading a newspaper), always want to reminded that only want them, and will attack you while hiding under the couch as soon as you walk in from work (alright, the couch part most women won`t do, but, I stand by the fact that they`ll attack you).

    My cats don`t get jealous of my dog when she hops into my lap to take a nap. If I`m petting or playing with one of my cats and my dog`s in the same room, she`ll run over to where we are and do everything in her power to get 100% of my attention.

    Sometimes my dog will chase one of my cats through the house. They usually turn around at some point and smack the poo out of her. Even though she`s not physically injured, she`ll yelp and whine for damn near 5 minutes straight.

    I love my dog, but she can be a real bitch sometimes.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 8:55 am
    but yeah, my cats will launch sneak attacks on my family from time to time. Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it`s annoying, but usually it`s just funny as hell.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 9:58 am
    IAB is so cat-ist. Typical dog owners. "we hate cats, cats crap everywhere"
    So do dogs and more often than not, dog owners will let their dog drop a massive steaming dog egg before tootling off and leaving that monstrosity there for others to deal with.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    sneaky
  • Profile photo of XaveMomma
    XaveMomma Female 30-39
    169 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    Cats are Awesome. End of story.
  • Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 8, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    cats are awesome. so are dogs! why can`t they both be awesome in their own ways? i have both and i love them all equally!! my cats do funny things and my dog likes to play tug of war! i can go swimming with my dog and come home and watch my cat spaz out on catnip! why does there always have to be a who/what is better debate on things that are simply... different? i don`t see anybody on here debating whether or not horses are better than goats?
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    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 12:26 am
    Ninja cat is waiting for you to get your paper
  • Profile photo of adia1228
    adia1228 Female 30-39
    83 posts
    April 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    We didn`t have a bucket of water so we just threw the cat up there for when Frank leaves.
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    GloverX Male 30-39
    14 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Almost 1337 hah
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