This Is Why Cats Are So Untrustworthy [Pic]

Submitted by: Loony 5 years ago Funny

Things like this happen every day.
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Male 14
Almost 1337 hah
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Female 83
We didn`t have a bucket of water so we just threw the cat up there for when Frank leaves.
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Male 690
Ninja cat is waiting for you to get your paper
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Female 3,598
cats are awesome. so are dogs! why can`t they both be awesome in their own ways? i have both and i love them all equally!! my cats do funny things and my dog likes to play tug of war! i can go swimming with my dog and come home and watch my cat spaz out on catnip! why does there always have to be a who/what is better debate on things that are simply... different? i don`t see anybody on here debating whether or not horses are better than goats?
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Female 169
Cats are Awesome. End of story.
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Male 25,416
sneaky
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Male 2,619
IAB is so cat-ist. Typical dog owners. "we hate cats, cats crap everywhere"
So do dogs and more often than not, dog owners will let their dog drop a massive steaming dog egg before tootling off and leaving that monstrosity there for others to deal with.
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Male 1,287
but yeah, my cats will launch sneak attacks on my family from time to time. Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it`s annoying, but usually it`s just funny as hell.
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Male 1,287
[quote]Cat`s are the insecure girlfriend who don`t want you to pay attention to anything else (go ahead, try reading a newspaper), always want to reminded that only want them, and will attack you while hiding under the couch as soon as you walk in from work (alright, the couch part most women won`t do, but, I stand by the fact that they`ll attack you).[/quote]

My cats don`t get jealous of my dog when she hops into my lap to take a nap. If I`m petting or playing with one of my cats and my dog`s in the same room, she`ll run over to where we are and do everything in her power to get 100% of my attention.

Sometimes my dog will chase one of my cats through the house. They usually turn around at some point and smack the poo out of her. Even though she`s not physically injured, she`ll yelp and whine for damn near 5 minutes straight.

I love my dog, but she can be a real bitch sometimes.
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Male 6,694
Ninja cat.
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Male 37,914

dogs are so much more awesome than cats b SQUIRELL!


















cause they`ll do anything to please you.
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Female 4,039
Davymid: "Dogs are Lennie, cats are George. I liked George better. Yes, I went there."

LMFAO - That`s the funniest thing EVER! OMG I`m crying laughing.
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Male 714
"come in number 137, your time is up!"
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Male 2,593
vv why didn`t the parent`s stop the kid from trying to carry the cat like that in the first place?
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Male 1,587
Ok I had to add this before I forget about this...


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Male 2,593
btw, I don`t hate cats. I was just making a retort. My first pet was Butterball, a tabby, that lived until 20. He was the most chilled out cat you`d ever meet.
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Male 1,399
Cats are fine animals.

They`re just mediocre pets.
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Male 144
Enough already with the cat hate.
When I was 3 we moved to Turkey and I had no friends there because I didn`t understand the language. So we took in a stray cat.
And I played with him. He liked Black olives (hated the green ones). He could open locked doors if the key was still in the lock,
He slept with me, when I was scared. And during the day I played with him. No cat in our neighborhood would dare mess with him, but he loved me and all the other kids on the block were jealous.
When a burglar broke into our house, I woke up with him standing on top of me ears pointing forward, ready to jump the burglar.
We had to move away from the block, and I didn`t see him for an entire year, but we moved back as soon as we could. He was the first to greet us when we came back. It had been a year but he recognized us. And slept in my bed when we had finished moving in like we had never left.
He was loyal,smart and you had to earn his trust first. Cats can judge character,
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Male 492
No, this just proves that cats are freaking awesome. Let`s see a dog scale a wall like that.
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Male 3,076
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Male 17,512
Cat`s aren`t evil, they just aren`t drooling, happy go lucky, ADD, OCD, morons like dogs are.
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Male 588
Now wait two days and we`ll see this photoshopped onto every door opening that have ever been pictured.
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Female 69
He`s just waiting to get the drop on someone. When I first saw this, I thought it was Hitler House vs. Hilter Cat.
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Male 1,204
Nice rant, Davy. And I agree completely.
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Male 2,593
As long as we`re doing analogies:
Dog`s are your or military or college buddies that you party with, go running with, and have your back in any situation.
Cat`s are the insecure girlfriend who don`t want you to pay attention to anything else (go ahead, try reading a newspaper), always want to reminded that only want them, and will attack you while hiding under the couch as soon as you walk in from work (alright, the couch part most women won`t do, but, I stand by the fact that they`ll attack you).
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Female 494
Davymid- I like your post. I agree.
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Male 493
davymid... too far.
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Male 12,138
[quote]cats are evil[/quote]
They are. That`s why they`re so much better than dogs. I`ve had both cats and dogs, and I like to think of it this way: If my companion/pet was transmogrified into a human being/drinking companion, which one would I rather hang out with?

The dog-human would be a grinning, drooling loon, only too happy to appease my every whim just to gain my approval. The cat-human on the other hand would be a cynical dry-witted bastard who would tell me to get my own goddam sandwich. I`d rather hang with the latter dude.

To expand on the analogy, for fellow Steinbeck fans who are familiar with "Of Mice and Men": Dogs are Lennie, cats are George. I liked George better. Yes, I went there. From dogs vs cats to classic literature and a discussion on the human condition.

*Looks around, realises he`s rambled off into left field while mumbling to himself, and the stadium`s gone quiet while concerned for his mental health. Shuts up now*
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Male 261
cats are evil
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Female 494
Yeah, I`m just an idiot.
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Female 1,264
@JumboCookie
I was wondering the exact same thing.
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Male 916
death from above!
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Male 36,550
pffft! Lets see a googie do THAT!
cats = rule!
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Male 1,244
is pmarren a mod now or what?
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Female 174
hahahaha funny!
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Male 37,914

This cat is waiting for pmarren to exit his lair.


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Male 4,793
Asks a ninja theme song btw, incase you cant tell. VVV
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Male 4,793
What I am ninja, you are ninja, and she is ninja too!
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Male 15,510
They will attack you when you less exp
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Male 2,688
Seriously... Did we not get enough of pmarren`s nonsense? Now we have to feed into it? REALLY IAB?
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Male 513
Here doggie doggie doggie...
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Male 2,988
watch out for ninja kittehs!
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Male 1,587
CrakrJak, have you been gone?

Forestq- So is Pmarren now a IAB mod is disguise? Also, I`m pretty sure there is no curse filter on hell. Unless that punctuation was on acciden.t
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Male 297
WTF?!? I love pussy! Especially when it`s jumps on me as a fun surprise! AIM FOR MY FACE! ...just sayin`
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Male 1,287
Polarizing subjects generate more comments and more site activity which equates to better numbers for advertising. Damn Fancylad, you so greedy.
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Male 17,512
That`s just ninja cat practicing it`s skills.

Let`s see a dog do that. Ha!
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Female 494
Pmarren* how the hel.l did that disappear?
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Female 494
Sweet monkeys! That`s awesome?

What`s with all of the anti-cat posts lately? It`s getting extremely annoying. Iab used to be a fun place were you could see any hilarious animal post completely unbiased. Is a mod now or something?
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Male 7,586
a lot of feline hatred around these parts lately.
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Male 7
All I can think when i see this is my roommate saying "God damnit, who velcro`d the cat again?"
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Male 34
Link: This Is Why Cats Are So Untrustworthy [Pic] [Rate Link] - Things like this happen every day.
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