This Is How A Darwin Nominee Is Born [Pic]

Submitted by: metal_muffin 5 years ago Weird

Why in the F would anyone ever do something this stupid?
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Male 1,461
Idiot.
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Male 21
It may seem stupid but when handling a gun that is proper procedure to make sure nothing is lodged in the barrel, assuming she did this after the steps prior to it when you make sure the gun is unloaded and the safety is on.
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Male 304

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Male 25,416
failed
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Male 296
@McGovern,

That`s why the first thing you would do if cleaning a gun is check that it`s unloaded. I`ve never even shot a gun, or held one for that matter and I know. Stop the unnecessary, pointless trolling.
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Male 357
"she`s about to get a load in her face" lol
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Male 10,845
@EricWRN

C0cking
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7ry 17 n3x7 71m3.
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Male 6,694
Thats how you thin out the population.
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Male 562
If she pulls that trigger she`s gonna wish it was real cause that pellet is going to hurt like hell.
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Male 14,330
[quote]the most important fire arms safety rule:TREAT EVERY GUN AS A LOADED GUN[/quote]


While that`s a good general rule of thumb it`s also very contradictory. If you treat your guns like they`re always loaded you`d never be able to clean it and inspect it`s bore. If you don`t know how to check if a guns loaded and clear it you shouldn`t be handling a gun.
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Male 230
toy
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Male 590
heh... "roostering"
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Male 590
wow, a gunsmith who doesn`t know the difference between a clip and a magazine or the difference between roostering a gun and racking the slide... oh and as far as roostering/ racking and dry firing? that`s called a functions check and doesn`t void any warranties. In fact any weapons manual will instruct you to do so to perform a functions check, particularly after stripping it.
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Male 69
I lol`ed just from the comments.. When anything gun-related comes up, all you patriots out there jump up like excited 4 year olds to spew your ignorance.. It`s a plastic piece of crap you morons!
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Male 1,569
she`s just suicidal...
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Male 379
Stupid censor program. Really we can`t say c ock? That`s f-ing stupid
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Male 379
Umm Yeah. That is a plastic gun. So thug if you have one, good luck with it. And I am a gunsmith, and if anyone ever brought me a gun they could repeatedly rooster (the correct term, not rack) and dry fire, I would void any warranty on it and kick them out of my shop for bringing in an unsafely modified gun. And for all you terminology Nazi`s out there, clip is just as correct as magazine. Magazine refers to anything that holds ammo (thus Naval Magazine Pearl Harbor isn`t something you read) Clip refers to the magazine being clipped into the receiver of the weapon.
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Male 2,441
I`m going to have to agree RETARDEDBEAR
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Male 759

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Male 759
Oh boy, we got some real NRA firearms instructors here at IAB.

@AUBURNJUNKY,
If you can rack and dry fire your firearm with the safety still on, you should take it to a gun smith immediately. And repeatedly refer to the magazine as a "clip" so they know to charge you extra for being a n00b.
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Male 10,845
@tn11

Hmm a high a pressure device pointed straight at your face. Whaddoya think genius?

...and in related news here`s Top Gear`s James May holding a shotgun:

No 5h17.
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Male 1,958
zombieland
Male, 18-29, Canada
379 Posts Thursday, April 28, 2011 7:14:59 PM
PROVE

Point in safest available direction
Remove all cartridges
Observe the chamber
Verify the feeding path
Examine the bore (look down the barrel)

that is how you "prove" a firearm is safe
that`s straight out of the Canadian firearm safety guide.

....This is how they tell people in Canada to make sure the gun is safe? How you northerners don`t kill yourselves with the hockey and looking down the barrels of guns is a great mystery to me.
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Male 437
How the F do posts like this make it, this provides negative entertainment
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Male 423
Thank you zombieland! And it`s not a real gun, it`s clearly a toy gun...
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Female 999
It`s okay, she`s fat ;-)
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Male 418
PROVE

Point in safest available direction
Remove all cartridges
Observe the chamber
Verify the feeding path
Examine the bore (look down the barrel)

that is how you "prove" a firearm is safe
that`s straight out of the Canadian firearm safety guide.
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Male 4,807

Maybe she thinks its a kaleidescope?
Nawww... just another idiot statistic.
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Male 191
Yep, i have one as well. CO2 powered pellet/bb gun with 8 pellet revolving magazine. You can kill squirrels with in, and if youve seen christmas story, you know you can put your eye out. This is definitely a picture, though, of an air gun with no pellets or gas in it, and taken for comedic effect. If someone can come up with a better explanation as to why this picture exists, let it be heard. But if it was loaded, and ready to fire, this could easily cause brain damage or death. This is what theyre talking about when they say misuse can lead to death.
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Male 2,096
Uhhhh, cuz they ARE stupid?????
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Male 36,325
It`s a toy, but still!

[quote]I`m sure there are guns within 3 feet of 5cats.[/quote]
Yo cousin @LazyMe! I live in a tough neighborhood!
(srsly: there`s so many laws I`d never be able to legally own a firearm, even if I could afford a nice one)
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Male 117
she`s about to get a load in her face
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Male 2
if it`s a toy gun *as in it doesn`t shoot anything at all* there`s no harm in doing that.
treating every gun as if it`s loaded only counts on guns THAT CAN ACTUALLY LOAD SOMETHING.

its not a toy gun, i have that same one, its actually really painful, it split my lip from a ricochet. and yes, its loadable. if your gonna be a smart ass you should at least know what your talking about
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Male 2,436
She`s cheaking the barrel for cleanliness. Dumb bitch forgot to pull back the slide to let light into the chamber. Ha... funny.
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Male 633
if it`s a toy gun *as in it doesn`t shoot anything at all* there`s no harm in doing that.
treating every gun as if it`s loaded only counts on guns THAT CAN ACTUALLY LOAD SOMETHING.
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Female 3,001
"This Is How A Darwin Nominee Is Born"

or this is how a Darwin Nominee dies.
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Male 12,365
I`m English and I`ve never even seen a gun or even known anyone who has and I`m not ignorant enough to do that.

Even if it`s not real, you just don`t because maybe you`ll get used to doing it and one day you might unthinkingly do it with a real gun.
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Male 114
Wow. Dumb.
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Male 1,587
If it is a CO2 gun, do you think it could kill her at that range? Or just blind her?
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Male 2,376
that`s a BB gun. and if you know what your doing that`s perfectly safe.. in the hands of a moron that`s is the dumbest thing y9ou can do.. she doesn`t look to bright
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Male 590
auburn... if you have something in the barrel of your gun then you either lock the slide back and observe the breach or you disassemble it. You DO treat EVERY weapon as loaded even if you`ve removed the magazine, racked it, and dry fired it. Weapon safety 101 here. "Unloaded" weapons are responsible for the most firearm accidents, after all. I`ve fired tons of weapons, been in the military, been deployed, own a small armory, and i would NEVER point a weapon at my head no matter how many times i dry fired it with the magazine out. If you can`t trouble shoot a weapon without pointing it at your self then you probably should not own a gun.

All that being said the gun in the picture is probably an airsoft or something silly like that AT BEST. Either way, good way to lose an eye!
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Male 3,842
This isn`t a real gun. It is clearly made of molded plastic. The parts don`t move. Maybe it is a pellet gun and a pellet is lodged inside. Big deal.
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Male 10,440
[quote] basically illegal to own in canada. [/quote]
Nope. You can own them here. I`m sure there are guns within 3 feet of 5cats.
[quote] you should always treat guns as if they are loaded [/quote]
See AJ.
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Male 79
Please check the trigger, please check the trigger, please check the trigger, please check the trigger
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Male 282
The hammer isn`t back, no worries!
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Male 10,339
"TREAT EVERY GUN AS A LOADED GUN."

Even if you take out the clip, rack the slide clean, and dry fire it to check? All of this with the safety on?

That logic fails. If I have something in the barrel of my pistol, my ass will look for it. It could dam,age the gun, and cause it to backfire or jam.
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Male 1,678
Fat female human version of Wile E. Coyote?
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Male 15,510
This Is How A Darwin Nominee Is Born, By writing a lame caption
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Male 965
looks fake, but what do I know?
reminds me of a BB gun I had a long time ago.
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Male 2,121
Can`t imagine pointing a toy gun in your face is likely to do any damage.
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Male 82
stupidest post ever??
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Male 357
you should always treat guns as if they are loaded. if you think it has something stuck in the barrel disassemble the gun. , i also like the irony of a Canadian (LazyMe484) commenting on possible reason as to why this may be acceptable; handguns are basically illegal to own in canada.
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Male 761
It`s a toy gun
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Male 183
the most important fire arms safety rule:TREAT EVERY GUN AS A LOADED GUN.
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Male 1,929
That looks..... plastic. Never really stared at a silver gun though.
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Male 2,050
well her finger isn`t on the trigger.
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Male 10,440
[quote]Why in the F would anyone ever do something this stupid?[/quote]
What if the safety is on?
What if it`s unloaded?
What if something is jammed in the barrel and she want`s to see it?
What if ... all 3?

You suck IAB.
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Male 25,416
silly
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Male 3,745
"@collegebound
Only retarded Darwin Award winners would even point a gun at their face in the first place, even if there was no bullet chambered or the safety was on or her finger on the trigger.
You need to take a firearms safety course, sir."

i never said it was the smartest thing to do...i only said that there was no danger in doing it...
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Male 498
man this toolbar thing is annoying
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Male 12
For one, I`m pretty sure that`s a BB gun. The slide, trigger, grip and hammer don`t look like they belong to anything I`ve ever seen, unless it`s some horrible Springfield knock-off.

Two, it`s perfectly acceptable to check the barrel like that as long as you drop the magazine and rack the slide, emptying the firing chamber beforehand.

At least she`s not stupid enough to have her finger on the trigger.
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Male 436
Looks like a plastic toy.
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Male 997
If no bullet is in the gun that`s not stupid...
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Female 9,400
Cleaning the Gene pool, one idiot at a time.
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Male 6,737
Very silly
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Male 2,893
@collegebound
Only retarded Darwin Award winners would even point a gun at their face in the first place, even if there was no bullet chambered or the safety was on or her finger on the trigger.
You need to take a firearms safety course, sir.
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Male 2,542
[quote]Why in the F would anyone ever do something this stupid?[/quote]

agreed, not good gun safety, but that`s not a real gun.
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Male 81
No need to over-examine it, whether it is real, or airsoft, it is still dangerous.


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Male 2,893
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
*BLAM*
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Male 14,330
Because it`s a toy.
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Male 3,745
`cuz its fake, her finger isnt on the trigger, there probably isnt one chambered, and the safety is on? take your pick
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Male 37,888

Camera gun.
Smile and wait for the flash.
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Male 1,440
"Hello Mr. bullet are you in there...?"

*BANG*
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Female 26
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