The Techno Viking: You Have Competition [Pic]

Submitted by: kitten_soup 5 years ago Misc

Someone needs to get this guy and the Techno Viking together and let them battle to the death. Winner rules the world.
There are 30 comments:
Female 78
no one can beat techno viking
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Male 1,598
He drew on abs. lol
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Male 6,694
What a dork.
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Male 360
techno destructo would murder this froot loop.
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Male 588
I`d win against that. *stabs chest with knife*
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Male 540
Is it just me, or do the hairy ab lines kind of make his chest look like Dali?
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Male 174
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Male 240
I would obey the Techno Viking. This guy, not so much...
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Male 37,888

the Situation is, you`re hairy ab lines look stupid.
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Female 255
Wow, hairy ab lines. Sexy? I think not.
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Male 513
The first thing to pop in my head when I saw this was "get away from her you b*tch!"
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Male 1,815
"Does he wax only where muscles are suppose to be? Look at the hairline around his abs"

I think so... Points for originality?
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Male 598
Does he wax only where muscles are suppose to be? Look at the hairline around his abs
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Female 737
Techno Viking would kick this show offs ass.
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Male 25,416
Thats a good effort
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Male 840
Agreed, emmettyville. Techno Viking is pure win.
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Female 4,349
no contest. Techno vikings pure awesomeness needs no weapons. His ultimate badass personatilty would squash this guy like a bug, his dancing prowess would defeat.
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Male 812
Wow, nice toupee.
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Male 440
I think the stuff that looks like hair is actually fake tan pooling in his various creases. Are these creases based on abs or flab - you be the judge. I am a proud beer belly owner myself so I can`t comment.
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Male 1,526
I don`t even have hints of any stomach musculature. But I`m tempted to try shave a 6pack for the lulz.
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Male 5,094
Nice shave job bro.
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Male 15,510
How is this even related with that lame viking thing?
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Male 9
The Techno Viking would defeat this clown with one indomitable point. All Hail the Techno Viking.
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Male 1,347
did he shave ab lines in his stomach hair?
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Male 901
is that hair on his stomach shaved into a six pack?!?!?!?!
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Male 37,888

I`ve seen that before and hate it!
Guys that shave their belly hair to look like a 6-pack when it`s really just a beer gut.

stupid guido.
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Male 838
I got 10 on this guy.
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Male 10,440
Looks like packing foam and silver spray paint.

*slow clap*
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Male 552
Uh..its styrofoam...Techno Viking`s gear is real, isnt it?
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Female 368
Link: The Techno Viking: You Have Competition [Pic] [Rate Link] - Someone needs to get this guy and the Techno Viking together and let them battle to the death. Winner rules the world.
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