The Onion Interviews `Fast Five` Screenwriter

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in Funny

Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five"
This little kid wrote the screenplay for the sequel to the Fast and the Furious flick Fast Five... Now it makes sense.
There are 22 comments:
Female 51
I`ve liked the Onion since I first saw the site while in college, Davy.

Although I hate Onions IRL, if that counts. :P
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Male 12,138
I know everyone hates the Onion. It`s an internet rite of passage. But heck, I`m starting to like it.
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Male 306
hahaha "Fun new ways to exit your home" that made me chuckle some.
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Male 379
anyone else find it sad that this is really close to being believable?
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Male 4,004
"This is fake right?"

i really, really hope so
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Are you new to the internet? It says The Onion right at the start...
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Male 875
"This is fake right?"

i really, really hope so
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Male 1,182
love fast and furious but this was funny
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Male 342
this explains everything.
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Male 57
lol I have a friend named Chris Morgan.
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Male 25,416
Well thats amusing
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Male 407
This is fake right?
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Male 2,988
well said @brassbull
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Male 2,376
naaa theres no way the movies that good
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Male 143
That explains it
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Female 2,764
I want to see the woman who thinks he`s her dead husband from 1958
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Male 252
It`s sad when a parody is actually reality.
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Male 1,610
I hear Michael Bay was this kid`s understudy.
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Male 14,334
They had to make 5 of these??? Actually how is Vin Diesel even actor??
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Female 2,525
Pretty close to the truth, really.
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Male 734
Figures.
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Male 10,440
I have outgrown mainstream action movies.

:-(
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Male 2,551
Link: The Onion Interviews `Fast Five` Screenwriter [Rate Link] - This little kid wrote the screenplay for the sequel to the Fast and the Furious flick Fast Five... Now it makes sense.
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