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Date: 04/27/11 07:22 AM

22 Responses to The Onion Interviews `Fast Five` Screenwriter

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:24 am
    Link: The Onion Interviews `Fast Five` Screenwriter - This little kid wrote the screenplay for the sequel to the Fast and the Furious flick Fast Five... Now it makes sense.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2011 at 8:06 am
    I have outgrown mainstream action movies.

    :-(
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    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:13 am
    Figures.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:20 am
    Pretty close to the truth, really.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:43 am
    They had to make 5 of these??? Actually how is Vin Diesel even actor??
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 9:54 am
    I hear Michael Bay was this kid`s understudy.
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    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 9:59 am
    It`s sad when a parody is actually reality.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2763 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:02 am
    I want to see the woman who thinks he`s her dead husband from 1958
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    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:49 am
    That explains it
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 11:25 am
    naaa theres no way the movies that good
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    well said @brassbull
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    mclovin973 Male 18-29
    407 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    This is fake right?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Well thats amusing
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    toastertown6 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    lol I have a friend named Chris Morgan.
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    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    this explains everything.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    love fast and furious but this was funny
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    "This is fake right?"

    i really, really hope so
  18. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    "This is fake right?"

    i really, really hope so
    ----------------------------

    Are you new to the internet? It says The Onion right at the start...
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    anyone else find it sad that this is really close to being believable?
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    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    hahaha "Fun new ways to exit your home" that made me chuckle some.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 12:17 am
    I know everyone hates the Onion. It`s an internet rite of passage. But heck, I`m starting to like it.
  22. Profile photo of Fated
    Fated Female 30-39
    51 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    I`ve liked the Onion since I first saw the site while in college, Davy.

    Although I hate Onions IRL, if that counts. :P

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