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55 Responses to The Monk And The Nun By Cornelis Van Haarlem [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:27 am
    Link: The Monk And The Nun By Cornelis Van Haarlem - Damn, 1591 art world, why you so nasty?
  2. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:37 am
    Pic #2 in the series "Turn your head and cough"
  3. Profile photo of McGov
    McGov Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:45 am
    HONK!!HONK!!
  4. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:59 am
    hey, that`s not right!!

    she`s way over 12 years old.
  5. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:00 am
    breast cancer was a serious concern then as it is now.
  6. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:10 am
    sweet little titty
  7. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:11 am
    lol honk!
  8. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Hate to think what they`ll do with the large diameter "rosary" beads.
  9. Profile photo of hairyshyt
    hairyshyt Male 30-39
    217 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Nip Slip!!
  10. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:44 am
    He`s just giving her a breast exam. No big deal.

    Those rosary beads are kinda scaring me tho.
  11. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:45 am
    MONKeying around. Oh no I didn`t.
  12. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:46 am
    No, actually that was OK. It was one of the early church fathers, Anselm maybe, who said that the clergy could boob fondle nuns as long as they had no ill intent.

    Seriously, I`ll look it up, but I read that recently.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:46 am
    Honky honk honk
  14. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Adding milk to his coffee
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    bastrid Female 30-39
    47 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:54 am
    Monk with a Nun
    Cornelis van Haarlem
    1591
    Oil on panel, 116 x 103 cm
    Haarlem, Frans Hals Museum
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    There are two diffrent interpretations concerning this painting. The most common is describing the painting as satirical, or as a criticism of wild life in monasteries. The other interpretation is signifying this painting with the title Miracle of Haarlem. According to a legend, a nun from `Haarlem was condemned for giving a birth to a child. The motherhood should be proved by pressing her breasts, and if milk came out she would be judged. But a miracle happened, and wine came from her breasts, which was taken as a proof of innocence.` from aiwaz.net
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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:01 am
    The question is, where are they going to put those rosary beads?
  17. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:16 am
    A monk and a nun, I didn`t know late 16th century are was so kinky.
  18. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
    107 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:50 am
    NUN: ooooh fatherr!

    FATHER: I`m blind, is this the jello?
  19. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:56 am
    Theyre obviously checking for breast cancer
  20. Profile photo of iiiicpdiiii
    iiiicpdiiii Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Thank you bastrid!
  21. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:29 am
    ok this is a nutty explanation but it`s all i could find on the web:

    "There are two diffrent interpretations concerning this painting. The most common is describing the painting as satirical, or as a criticism of wild life in monasteries. The other interpretation is signifying this painting with the title Miracle of Haarlem. According to a legend, a nun from Haarlem was condemned for giving a birth to a child. The motherhood should be proved by pressing her breasts, and if milk came out she would be judged. But a miracle happened, and wine came from her breasts, which was taken as a proof of innocence."

    -from Aiwaz.net
  22. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Its all natural, right?
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36208 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:52 am

    @ pigsnout5 - titties that give wine?

    Are there any filled with beer?
  24. Profile photo of afrohorse13
    afrohorse13 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:58 am
    those are some devilish looking anal beads..
  25. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    origins of the titty twister
  26. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    wtf? and who would have had that hanging over the mantlepeice anyway? i could only imagine, the preist. and that would have made for some interesting conversations when the bishop came to visit.
  27. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    But what are their eyes looking at?
  28. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Catholics: they can even make tits unattractive.
  29. Profile photo of jacobsona29
    jacobsona29 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    afrohorse13:

    those are some devilish looking anal beads..

    Bahaha! You read my mind.
  30. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    He is checking to see how much sin she has.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Its art so its SFW
  32. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Checking for the Devil`s mark.
  33. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    What the French toast?
  34. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Christian religious symbols in painting are usually this strange for us, but they were common in those times. For example, there are tons of paintings of saints being breast fed by Mary.
  35. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    "holy! nice tits!"
  36. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:49 pm
    Meh... this is old news in the Catholic world.
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    Uhhhhh....... God wishes me to....... ummmmmm....... check your....... mammary........ ummmmmmm........ (damn these are nice tits) ummmmmmm........
  38. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    ... I`m turned on by this.
  39. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    And yet the artist still thought it was important to add a bowl of random fruit on the table.
  40. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    preists were horny back then as they are horny today as we are all horny humans.
    deal-with-it.jpg
  41. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    Those rosary beads look more like anal beads. Just saying`...
  42. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:30 pm
    Woot! IAB`s comments are far funnier than the origional posting! lolz!
    (the posting IS funneh! It`s just that the comments are even funnier!)
  43. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    Lets pretend he`s looking for a lump to make sure she doesn`t have breast cancer.
  44. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Nice, get some
  45. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:34 am
    the renaissance was a much more pervy time then people care to admit. It wasn`t all Mona-Lisa people.
  46. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:55 am
    What`s with their faces >.> The monk looks like he`s brain-dead while the nun is like "alas!"
  47. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:08 am
    The arts in olden days not horny?


    Contrary!

    I`m talking about #1, so if you just want to read that and skip the rest of the post, go ahead. But, it`s still good.
  48. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:36 am
    they both have down`s syndrome?
  49. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    Hurray, Dutch art FTW!
  50. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    i`m just glad it`s no longer acceptable for women to be that plump.
  51. Profile photo of thahellmouth
    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    hottt
  52. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 2:01 am
    No shower, no TP, no feminine hygiene.... NO problem.
  53. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 10:36 pm
    You are an awful person, bombtom.
  54. Profile photo of Unspared
    Unspared Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:52 am
    haha her rosary looks like anal beads
  55. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    Hey, at least it`s not a little boy this time

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