The Military Mini Compilation

Submitted by: TwisterFail 6 years ago in Funny

The best wins and fails from the military (including big explosions)
There are 25 comments:
Female 208
Cooler than I thought it would be. What is with them and hiding in port-o-potties? Is that new stealth mode?
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Male 958
This is not a professional group here dude, its the ARMY... A whole mess of 20-30`s with guns and they all started out as frat boys.
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Male 103
This is why we don`t contract our weapon manufacturing to china!
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Male 37
"ok, I automatically hate this from the "F-ck Iraq" in the beginning..."

Have you ever actually been there? No? Thats what I thought, move along.
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Male 734
While watching the Iraqi soldiers try to do jumping jacks, I thought, "This is why they will never be able to defend themselves against terrorist forces in their own country."
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Male 2,850
@mr_c_bowler

"@Musuko: When it fails like that, what would you do?"

I would probably scream like a little girl and hide.

But then, *I* am not a supposedly trained member of a modern military who you would hope would respond more professionally and appropriately to a potentially dangerous situation.

You know...something other than giggling and whooping like some drunken frat dude.
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Male 988
"ok, I automatically hate this from the "F-ck Iraq" in the beginning..."
Well hey, you`re not the one patrolling over there for a war started over revenge.
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Male 1,744
the "F.ck iraq" was kinda wrong, but the rest was pretty good. Drill sergeant marching the ducks = HayLarious
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Female 1,205
ok, I automatically hate this from the "F-ck Iraq" in the beginning...
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Male 2,592
you had me at including big explosions
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Male 314
@musuko

Looked like to me they ran and "hit the floor" unless they were on a boat, where are gonna run to?
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Male 299
@Musuko: When it fails like that, what would you do?
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Male 3,431
That`s about how I remember it.
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Male 773
@Musuko - I believe the phrase you are looking for is the SOP - Standard Operating Procedures - and yes, you are correct.
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Male 2,850
Okay, so it seems the standard military response to a weapon malfunctioning is to giggle like a girl and/or yell things like "holy drat".

That`s good to know.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 160
Thankyou you IAB, something about ordanance screwing up that makes me laugh like a lil girl
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Male 358
Those jumping jacks were awesome.
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Male 6,694
Always screwing off in down time.
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Male 6,737
How many of these vids are of Yanks being idiots?
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Male 55
I remember poo like this. lol
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Male 5,094
The one where they missed the doorway had me writhing in laughter, it`s like sonething straight out of a cartoon!
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Male 38,506

good they are letting off steam.
now go shoot some peasants
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Male 773
Twister, I <3 you.
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Male 52
Link: The Military Mini Compilation [Rate Link] - The best wins and fails from the military (including big explosions)
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