The Latest Stupid Issue Of Cosmo Magazine [Pic]

Submitted by: reeallybored 5 years ago Funny

Hey ladies, here"s a little tip: You don"t need 50 ways--1 way will do just fine.
There are 69 comments:
Male 100
All joking aside, if a woman I`ve never met before walked up to me and asked " Do you want to f**k?" I would get as far away from her as I could. Nothing but trouble or a disease waiting in there!
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Male 2,893
Take of your shirt and ask him if he wants to f*ck.
I`d say that ought to do it.
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Male 183
Shouldn`t that be 50 seconds? It shouldn`t take THAT long to cross the room and undress.
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Male 10
Touch him in the penis...
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Male 230
i think there is 19 ways missing
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Female 3,598
wanna go out for pizza and sex?
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Male 12,365
[quote]I`ve read them
they generally follow this guideline
me and my fiance go running, one time I stopped telling him I was going to tie my shoe, but I gave him head instead.[/quote]

Then we got arrested for public indecency and now we`re registered sex offenders.

Reality is somewhere between Cosmo world and most of the comments in this thread, although those will work better than Cosmo. There`s a lot to be said for a woman being blatantly and uninhibitedly sexual. Just not in the park while jogging.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Here`s how you do it find the guy and ask them "Do you want f**k me??" Pretty much every time the answer will be yes if not move on to next guy one of them will.[/quote]

You need more class. You should start with something else as an introduction. So something like "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna drat?" should do it.
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Male 226
I`ve read them
they generally follow this guideline
me and my fiance go running, one time I stopped telling him I was going to tie my shoe, but I gave him head instead.
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Male 448
HINT #1 - Look like Olivia Wilde.
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Male 705
HINT: TITS
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Male 1,461
I don`t think seducing a man is that difficult.
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Male 109
@lacishay FOR SHAME!!! beer is an important part of a mans diet...actually do the first three but give bj`s more often....yes this will do nicely
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Male 588
Wait, 50 ways in one minute or 50 ways in 50 minutes?
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Female 35
Cosmo is the dumbest magazine I`ve ever seen. My sister is always reading it and the tips they give you are so full of B.S. The women who believe this nonsense really aren`t the smartest of the bunch. =/
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Female 120
Skip the lasagna, beer, and game. A BJ will do just fine. :-)
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Male 5
there isn`t even a tip or steps to it, all you girls need to do is touch us anywhere and say "want to come back to my place and have some fun"

that`s all it takes
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Male 37,890

Satkela - [quote]"Give him lasagna, a beer, turn on his favorite game and give him a BJ" [/quote]
now this girl understands men!
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Male 149
I actually read this on a really, REALLY long bus ride. Turns out they`re all stupidly entertaining.
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Male 694
SarahofBorg reeks of double standards and superiority.
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Male 347
not even one requires a plan
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Male 299
"The comments in this post make me lose all hope in the male race. You`re all complete hypocrites."

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I don`t get it... How exactly are we being hypocrites?
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Male 4,867
i can think of 2. And they`re out of sight in the bottom right hand corner
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Male 1,587
OLIVIA WILDE!!!!

[quote]*sigh*[/quote]

I have a bit of a crush on her... I wouldn`t mind her seducing me. at all.
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Female 3,562
The comments in this post make me lose all hope in the male race. You`re all complete hypocrites.
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Male 1,523
Ok
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Male 670
tits or gtfo
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Male 116
1. bring beer.
2. come naked.
I count 2!
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Male 391
You sure you`re not gay, handys?
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Male 2,402
Well ladies in order to seduce moi. I need some tender loving. A candlelight dinner along with some sexy music. Marvin Gaye perhaps? A bottle of Cabernet and candlelight by the bed with rose petals spread about. Oh yes I do need that warm oil with that seductive lingerie. Then I will be under your sweetness of delectable desire.

Yes your ladies man is here. Give me a call. :-X
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Male 483
Its hilarious. My girlfriend has this issue and i made this comment to her. Most of them were like "Hide your vibrator somewhere where he`ll find it to give him a preview of whats coming". Cosmo is on some crazy drugs.
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Male 25,416
be naked saying i want you, there ya go ladies!
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Male 10,440
Seducing a man is not difficult, unless you`re the thing from the "What you`re missing on TV post"
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Male 1,931
All 50 of them: Expose tits.
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Male 3,915
I`m with Mcgovern...women have it easy....don`t over complicate the simplicities in life...
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Male 15,510
If you need 50 ways to seduce a man, then he is clearly gay
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Male 14,330
@YugureKage
[quote]Cosmo teaches women how to pick up men at bars for a one night stand.[/quote]

You need a magazine for that!!! Here`s how you do it find the guy and ask them "Do you want f**k me??" Pretty much every time the answer will be yes if not move on to next guy one of them will.
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Female 1,205
@Mrsharlot haha I love that all these people are PHD`s good god...what I am doing in college? Getting ready to write for Cosmo oh yeah!

Plus, if I were a dude and I didn`t know that chick, I would think she is completely creepy. Cosmo teaches women how to pick up men at bars for a one night stand.
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Female 2,525
1-50: Remove clothing.
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Female 4,349
someone put the page up, i want to read this! should be good for a laugh.
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Female 152
Cosmo is at best, a worthless source of cheap amusement and at worse, a subsersive rag sexist against BOTH genders.
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Female 4,039
@Masharlot - that`s hilarious! All I can think of is some guy getting that in his pocket and thinking - who the heck put this in my coat? Jim from accouting?
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Female 22
I read this issue and a majority of them are like crazy stupid such as <i> 19. Slip an X-rated doodle-like a couple getting it on doggie style-into his coat pocket. To make intentions crystal clear, title it "What I Can`t Wait to Do Tonight." -Patricia Taylor, PhD </i> STTOOOOPPPIIDD!!
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Male 1,287
@Victim - nope, not Mila Kunis. Aishwarya Rai
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Male 2,390
@DrProfessor - your tolerance is much higher than mine if it takes you a fridge full...
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Female 2,674
My future daughters (or gay sons) will never read magazines like these. Mark my words.
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Male 2,034
DrProfessor hit the nail on the head.
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Male 3,894
These magazines are aimed at insecure girls who look nothing like the ones on the cover, and probably need an entire playbook (or a fridge full of booze) to get a guy in bed.
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Male 10,339
1 way to seduce a man, in 2 seconds or less:

"Wanna have sex?"

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Male 880
Im with victim on this one. I have had a few slump busters in my time, but nothing that looks like a moose. I would rather be celebrate than drat the `no` chick, i mean thing.
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Male 1,287
@Gerry1of1
I`ve been married a long time. I am to sex what camels are to water. For me, no desert expanse is vast enough to stop at the `no` girl oasis.
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Female 1,435
this should be on a mans mag with 50 ways to seduce a woman.
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Female 584
hmmm... Give him lasagna, a beer, turn on his favorite game and give him a BJ either one by itself or any combo should be good enough.
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Male 868
Show up. Get naked. Bring beer for bonus points- DUH!
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Male 1,083
just get it in.
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Male 219
the drat I would drat that second girl are you kidding me?

that mean person is beyonddddd ugly. that`s like saying you`d tap a post-op if you were desperate enough.


fuuuuuuuuuck that.
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Male 37,890
@ Fuego - Oh Puh-Leez! Guys only hold out for hot chicks?

When faced with starvation you`ll eat a rice cake.

And when faced with celibacy, you`d tap your "No Girl" and you know it.

You would first pause to make sure no one sees you leaving the club with her.
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Male 219
dat kunis
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Female 3,562
The surefire way to seduce a guy: already be extremely hot and hit on an extremely stupid guy, preferably one much too old for you.
The rest of us average girls and non-retarded guys are just going to have to be forever alone.
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Male 1,287
@DasUberPoop
*individual results may vary.

yes


no

...just no.

Eye bleach?
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Male 6,694
Just touch it.
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Male 1,678
Pulse + consent usually does it for me. Just for any foxy ladies out there who were wondering ;-)
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Female 3,562
Das, you clearly have no understanding of your own sex. Sure, if a really hot girl went up to you at a bar and said "let`s screw!" most guys wouldn`t think twice about how much of a slut she is and the diseases they`ll get from her. But not every girl is THAT hot and maybe they`re going for a guy who isn`t THAT stupid.
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Male 1,287
I like variety. 1 way is fine, but 50 ways could be awesome.
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Female 3,562
Eh, it`s not like there`s only one way that works on every guy. If there IS exactly one way that works on every guy PLEASE let me know.
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Male 37,890

Ladies, let me clue you in, THIS is all conversation you need to seduce a man:

him "Ready?"
her "Yep!"

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Male 193
slow day on IAB
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Male 209
Here`s one way that`s totally sure-fire. Tell him you want to have sex with him. Then, he will take you somewhere and have sex with you. Guaranteed.
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Male 189
Link: The Latest Stupid Issue Of Cosmo Magazine [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey ladies, here`s a little tip: You don`t need 50 ways--1 way will do just fine.
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