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Date: 04/13/11 09:10 AM

69 Responses to The Latest Stupid Issue Of Cosmo Magazine [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of reeallybored
    reeallybored Male 13-17
    189 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:14 am
    Link: The Latest Stupid Issue Of Cosmo Magazine - Hey ladies, here`s a little tip: You don`t need 50 ways--1 way will do just fine.
  2. Profile photo of DasUberPoop
    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Here`s one way that`s totally sure-fire. Tell him you want to have sex with him. Then, he will take you somewhere and have sex with you. Guaranteed.
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    rynEnigma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:19 am
    slow day on IAB
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:21 am

    Ladies, let me clue you in, THIS is all conversation you need to seduce a man:

    him "Ready?"
    her "Yep!"

  5. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:21 am
    Eh, it`s not like there`s only one way that works on every guy. If there IS exactly one way that works on every guy PLEASE let me know.
  6. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:22 am
    I like variety. 1 way is fine, but 50 ways could be awesome.
  7. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Das, you clearly have no understanding of your own sex. Sure, if a really hot girl went up to you at a bar and said "let`s screw!" most guys wouldn`t think twice about how much of a slut she is and the diseases they`ll get from her. But not every girl is THAT hot and maybe they`re going for a guy who isn`t THAT stupid.
  8. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:24 am
    Pulse + consent usually does it for me. Just for any foxy ladies out there who were wondering ;-)
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:30 am
    Just touch it.
  10. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:32 am
    @DasUberPoop
    *individual results may vary.

    yes


    no

    ...just no.

    Eye bleach?
  11. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:33 am
    The surefire way to seduce a guy: already be extremely hot and hit on an extremely stupid guy, preferably one much too old for you.
    The rest of us average girls and non-retarded guys are just going to have to be forever alone.
  12. Profile photo of Victim
    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:37 am
    dat kunis
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:39 am
    @ Fuego - Oh Puh-Leez! Guys only hold out for hot chicks?

    When faced with starvation you`ll eat a rice cake.

    And when faced with celibacy, you`d tap your "No Girl" and you know it.

    You would first pause to make sure no one sees you leaving the club with her.
  14. Profile photo of Victim
    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:40 am
    the drat I would drat that second girl are you kidding me?

    that mean person is beyonddddd ugly. that`s like saying you`d tap a post-op if you were desperate enough.


    fuuuuuuuuuck that.
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:47 am
    just get it in.
  16. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Show up. Get naked. Bring beer for bonus points- DUH!
  17. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:57 am
    hmmm... Give him lasagna, a beer, turn on his favorite game and give him a BJ either one by itself or any combo should be good enough.
  18. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:02 am
    this should be on a mans mag with 50 ways to seduce a woman.
  19. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:12 am
    @Gerry1of1
    I`ve been married a long time. I am to sex what camels are to water. For me, no desert expanse is vast enough to stop at the `no` girl oasis.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Im with victim on this one. I have had a few slump busters in my time, but nothing that looks like a moose. I would rather be celebrate than drat the `no` chick, i mean thing.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:13 am
    1 way to seduce a man, in 2 seconds or less:

    "Wanna have sex?"

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
  22. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:43 am
    These magazines are aimed at insecure girls who look nothing like the ones on the cover, and probably need an entire playbook (or a fridge full of booze) to get a guy in bed.
  23. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:45 am
    DrProfessor hit the nail on the head.
  24. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 10:55 am
    My future daughters (or gay sons) will never read magazines like these. Mark my words.
  25. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2157 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:02 am
    @DrProfessor - your tolerance is much higher than mine if it takes you a fridge full...
  26. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:17 am
    @Victim - nope, not Mila Kunis. Aishwarya Rai
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    mrsharlot Female 18-29
    22 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:40 am
    I read this issue and a majority of them are like crazy stupid such as <i> 19. Slip an X-rated doodle-like a couple getting it on doggie style-into his coat pocket. To make intentions crystal clear, title it "What I Can`t Wait to Do Tonight." -Patricia Taylor, PhD </i> STTOOOOPPPIIDD!!
  28. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:51 am
    @Masharlot - that`s hilarious! All I can think of is some guy getting that in his pocket and thinking - who the heck put this in my coat? Jim from accouting?
  29. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Cosmo is at best, a worthless source of cheap amusement and at worse, a subsersive rag sexist against BOTH genders.
  30. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 11:59 am
    someone put the page up, i want to read this! should be good for a laugh.
  31. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    1-50: Remove clothing.
  32. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    @Mrsharlot haha I love that all these people are PHD`s good god...what I am doing in college? Getting ready to write for Cosmo oh yeah!

    Plus, if I were a dude and I didn`t know that chick, I would think she is completely creepy. Cosmo teaches women how to pick up men at bars for a one night stand.
  33. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    @YugureKage
    Cosmo teaches women how to pick up men at bars for a one night stand.

    You need a magazine for that!!! Here`s how you do it find the guy and ask them "Do you want f**k me??" Pretty much every time the answer will be yes if not move on to next guy one of them will.
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    If you need 50 ways to seduce a man, then he is clearly gay
  35. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    I`m with Mcgovern...women have it easy....don`t over complicate the simplicities in life...
  36. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    All 50 of them: Expose tits.
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Seducing a man is not difficult, unless you`re the thing from the "What you`re missing on TV post"
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    be naked saying i want you, there ya go ladies!
  39. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Its hilarious. My girlfriend has this issue and i made this comment to her. Most of them were like "Hide your vibrator somewhere where he`ll find it to give him a preview of whats coming". Cosmo is on some crazy drugs.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Well ladies in order to seduce moi. I need some tender loving. A candlelight dinner along with some sexy music. Marvin Gaye perhaps? A bottle of Cabernet and candlelight by the bed with rose petals spread about. Oh yes I do need that warm oil with that seductive lingerie. Then I will be under your sweetness of delectable desire.

    Yes your ladies man is here. Give me a call. :-X
  41. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    You sure you`re not gay, handys?
  42. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    1. bring beer.
    2. come naked.
    I count 2!
  43. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    tits or gtfo
  44. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    Ok
  45. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    The comments in this post make me lose all hope in the male race. You`re all complete hypocrites.
  46. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    OLIVIA WILDE!!!!

    *sigh*

    I have a bit of a crush on her... I wouldn`t mind her seducing me. at all.
  47. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    i can think of 2. And they`re out of sight in the bottom right hand corner
  48. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 5:48 pm
    "The comments in this post make me lose all hope in the male race. You`re all complete hypocrites."

    ?

    I don`t get it... How exactly are we being hypocrites?
  49. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
    347 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 6:01 pm
    not even one requires a plan
  50. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    SarahofBorg reeks of double standards and superiority.
  51. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
    149 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    I actually read this on a really, REALLY long bus ride. Turns out they`re all stupidly entertaining.
  52. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36647 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    Satkela - "Give him lasagna, a beer, turn on his favorite game and give him a BJ"
    now this girl understands men!
  53. Profile photo of redakdal
    redakdal Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    there isn`t even a tip or steps to it, all you girls need to do is touch us anywhere and say "want to come back to my place and have some fun"

    that`s all it takes
  54. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    Skip the lasagna, beer, and game. A BJ will do just fine. :-)
  55. Profile photo of tinnypuff
    tinnypuff Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 13, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    Cosmo is the dumbest magazine I`ve ever seen. My sister is always reading it and the tips they give you are so full of B.S. The women who believe this nonsense really aren`t the smartest of the bunch. =/
  56. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 12:59 am
    Wait, 50 ways in one minute or 50 ways in 50 minutes?
  57. Profile photo of LiquidFire
    LiquidFire Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:12 am
    @lacishay FOR SHAME!!! beer is an important part of a mans diet...actually do the first three but give bj`s more often....yes this will do nicely
  58. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 1:23 am
    I don`t think seducing a man is that difficult.
  59. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 2:34 am
    HINT: TITS
  60. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 3:07 am
    HINT #1 - Look like Olivia Wilde.
  61. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 9:40 am
    I`ve read them
    they generally follow this guideline
    me and my fiance go running, one time I stopped telling him I was going to tie my shoe, but I gave him head instead.
  62. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Here`s how you do it find the guy and ask them "Do you want f**k me??" Pretty much every time the answer will be yes if not move on to next guy one of them will.

    You need more class. You should start with something else as an introduction. So something like "Hey, nice shoes. Wanna drat?" should do it.
  63. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I`ve read them
    they generally follow this guideline
    me and my fiance go running, one time I stopped telling him I was going to tie my shoe, but I gave him head instead.

    Then we got arrested for public indecency and now we`re registered sex offenders.

    Reality is somewhere between Cosmo world and most of the comments in this thread, although those will work better than Cosmo. There`s a lot to be said for a woman being blatantly and uninhibitedly sexual. Just not in the park while jogging.
  64. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    wanna go out for pizza and sex?
  65. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 14, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    i think there is 19 ways missing
  66. Profile photo of TiagoBraw
    TiagoBraw Male 30-39
    10 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Touch him in the penis...
  67. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Shouldn`t that be 50 seconds? It shouldn`t take THAT long to cross the room and undress.
  68. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Take of your shirt and ask him if he wants to f*ck.
    I`d say that ought to do it.
  69. Profile photo of techstorm
    techstorm Male 40-49
    100 posts
    April 15, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    All joking aside, if a woman I`ve never met before walked up to me and asked " Do you want to f**k?" I would get as far away from her as I could. Nothing but trouble or a disease waiting in there!

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