The Jizzinator - Sperm Collection Machine

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Science

None of the work and all of the pleasure! The unit runs about $2800. Link in the credits, with the benefits in "Specs"
There are 49 comments:
Male 114
if "a friend of mine" was looking for one these machines, were might he purchase one?
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Male 191
Masturbation is the only exercise i get all day, and now i dont even have to do that anymore? No wonder we are all getting fat
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Female 75
Any1 noticed how small the whole on that ting is... no wonder its a Chinese machine. Her finger almost stuck in there
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Male 159
ummm it`s got a little hole...to small for me!!
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Male 6,693
Does it do laundry ?
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Male 5,626
"Why would she touch it....?"
Did you REALLY have to ask?

To see how strong the competition is. If it feels real, then...
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Male 571
Considering what it`s used for, I would NOT go sticking my finger in that thing.
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Female 63
Why would she touch it....?
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Male 2,419
without a sandwich dispenser your woman replacer is useless to me

also, why is it one fixed height (among other dimensions...)?
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Male 57
I was thinking about inventing something like that but never did anything about it. They need to invent something smaller that you can hide easily. Where do you put that big machine when you are not using it? What if you have company over? I can`t believe someone actually went and had this made. Nice!
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Male 363
I`ll take one.... >.> wat?
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Male 696
.....

If you had money like that, if 2800 wasn`t nothin to you...

... how could you not buy this???

Hell, just for the conversation.
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Female 6,381
Gawd, they`re probably prying teenage boys off that thing every few minutes.
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Male 576
That actually gave me a little bit of chubb

8===D
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Female 418
DUDE DONT STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE D:
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Male 37
FYI, it is Chinese.
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Male 2,384
o japan
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Male 15,510
I can see this in every corner of the United States
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Male 25,416
It looks like an alien
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Female 999
What the hell would posses a person to touch that thing?????
Betcha it`s squishy though :-D
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Male 78
I almost ordered one of these...then I remembered that I have a wife for this kind of thing. Well that and sandwiches.
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Male 2,690
I don`t know if I could trust my man piece inside a machine like that..
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Male 183
Is this how you harvest for the recipe book?
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Male 4,807
For some reason it reminded me of this old 80s game character!



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Male 3,745
Gerry: +500 internetz to you sir for a nice post crossover
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Male 2,441
Looks like it would stink to clean and I wouldn`t want my penis in there after any man even if cleaned
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Male 687
dosent a "paid lady" cost less than that?
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Male 148
i want one
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Male 5,626
Needs a Fleshlight adapter and it`s golden!
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Male 295
DON`T TOUCH IT YOU IDIOT! now her finger has herpes.
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Male 880
I would definitely use one. Ive always wanted a nice tall glass of semen...
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Male 1,021
When I used to put a quarter in a Pac-Man machine it would <GULP>

I guess this machine does the same thing.
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Male 1,582
Yes!
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Male 39,948

This is located next to the internet access computers at the library.
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Male 5
What they don`t tell you is that is will also perform gender reassignment.
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Female 2,525
Well I guess this would be a better thing to have in sperm banks instead of crusty porn mags from the 80s.
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Male 14,331
OoHhhhh!!! AHHHHH!!! oh ya ya ya!! Woot I just beat it!! Oh it`s not an arcade game?!?!?! Meh still beat it.
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Male 734
I`d give it a go.
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Male 14,331
Where do ya put the quarters??
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Male 356
I want to try it, on the condition that I`m the first one to use it though.
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Male 3,745
on second thought...i dont think i would want to try this...what if someone too small used it and it was never properly cleaned?

...ugh...
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Female 4,039
Granted I don`t have a penis, but I don`t know if I`d be willing to stick it in a machine if I had one. :()
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Male 10,440
I bet the display shows porn.

I want to try it.
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Male 7,378
Wow that looks like fun.
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Male 3,619
it says it cures premature ejaculation...

oh boy!
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Male 3,745
LOL...

id hit it...
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Male 2,868
No.
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Male 20,917
Holy hell.
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Female 8,043
Link: The Jizzinator - Sperm Collection Machine [Rate Link] - None of the work and all of the pleasure! The unit runs about $2800. Link in the credits, with the benefits in `Specs`
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