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Date: 04/28/11 02:24 PM

88 Responses to The Famous Jesus` Footsteps Poem, Retold [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Link: The Famous Jesus` Footsteps Poem, Retold - You can`t beat logic like this poem.
  2. Profile photo of Kiete5
    Kiete5 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    Trolololol!
  3. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    Lol, Jesus knows what`s up.
  4. Profile photo of antilight
    antilight Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm
    I was... not expecting that. I Lol`d.
  5. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    hahaha that is great..
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Sandpeople....?
  7. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    Lolololololololol
    Now we`ve done the cheap shots at Jesus, lets look at the Koran. Here`s a quote for you....
    Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64: Sahih Bukhari Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).
    Why not have a pop at Mohammed, based on this little gem? tell you what, stick your goddam home address on it, and I`ll laugh even louder.
  8. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I`m amused, and thankful that it wasn`t some anti-religious jackass` work.
  9. Profile photo of MaximumTroll
    MaximumTroll Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    @Mainframe Problem, christfag?
  10. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Wow, mainframe. I don`t believe this is making fun of Christianity or Jesus. It was all in good fun. How about you stop flamming the wars you seem to have such a problem with. Just laugh (or don`t) and move on.
  11. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    Did not see that coming, lol`ed.
  12. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    I`m thoroughly amused....
  13. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Hilarious.

    @Mainframe: Did you even read it? Or did you just jump to your guns as soon as you saw something about Jesus? People like you give Christians a bad name.
  14. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    So you would be fine with a similar thing about Mohammed then? No? Feel uneasy about it? Why is that? I do love I-am-bored-dot-com, but it does strike me that there`s a lot of pops at Jesus, and not so many at Mohammed (for `not so many`, read `none at all`). I`ve nothing particular against Islam, but why the imbalance? Is Jesus and Christianity a soft target, I wonder?

    Tell you what... Just draw a picture of Mohammed and post it on here. After all, there was Jesus on a scateboard on here the other week, so sure just a drawing of Mohammed can`t be so bad. ;-)
  15. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Sneaky Jesus is sneaky.
  16. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Mainframe:
    1) This doesn`t poke fun at Christianity.
    2) There are plenty of anti-Muslim posts on this site like This and this.
    3) That`s not the Quran you quoted.

    Anything else you`re like to be wrong about, or are you done shoehorning in completely unrelated propaganda?

    It`s a Star Wars joke ffs.
  17. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    I am a Christian and I LOL`d big time!
  18. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Mainframe:
    So there WAS something else you wanted to be wrong about, excellent.

    Pictures of Mohammed previously put up on this site.
    Mohammed image archive linked on this site.

    Now, can you maybe wait beyond 20 posts before making assumptions that could be proven wrong by using the search bar in the top right corner?
  19. Profile photo of Mainframe
    Mainframe Male 40-49
    43 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Cool. That`s alright then. Now we`ve got that sorted, how about we all pick on Buddha next? lol
  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    Come on, that was cute.
  21. Profile photo of zephid
    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    And the Pharaoh shot first!!!
  22. Profile photo of SoberGuy
    SoberGuy Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    im a christian and i lol`d my ass off too.
  23. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Ok, I laughed.
  24. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Dear mainframe,

    You are awesome. We all need somebody to make us look good, and the crap spilling from your mouth is really helping us out.
  25. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    ....

    Wow... ok, was expecting a much longer fight than that... ok, well... cool...

    Ok, in that case I take back the propaganda comment.
  26. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    Amazing!
  27. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Hehe, nicely done.
  28. Profile photo of blckhawk1234
    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    This has nothing to do with religion. It is a bait and switch with star wars.
  29. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    I was expecting something funnier
  30. Profile photo of Flying_cow_
    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    I am amused.
  31. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    lol, I was expecting something like "GOD SUCKS HAHAHAH!".
  32. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    lawl
  33. Profile photo of dsp2003
    dsp2003 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Is it racist to refer to people from Jerusalem as "sand people"?
  34. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    lolzies.
  35. Profile photo of 846Studios
    846Studios Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2011 at 6:07 pm
    "My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. At those times you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I rode on your back."
  36. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    April 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    awesome dsp, lol just plain awesome
  37. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    @dsp2003 i think its referring to the sand people from star wars if i`m not wrong.
  38. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    hahha sooo goood
  39. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    Funny cause it`s true?

    I`m gonna just chalk it up and say yes, true.
  40. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    haha i`m glad i finished reading it till the end haha
  41. Profile photo of i-am-ninja
    i-am-ninja Male 18-29
    142 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    "My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. At those times you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I rode on your back."

    Its not when he rode on his back its when god carried him
  42. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    I thought this would be offensive or something.

    I was pleasantly surprised!
  43. Profile photo of 846Studios
    846Studios Male 40-49
    6 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    @i-am-ninja
    "Its not when he rode on his back its when god carried him"
    Um yes, I`m well aware of that as I`m sure you`re aware that not every comment on here is meant to be taken seriously.
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    So much win!
  45. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Jesus is a Navy Seal
  46. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    lol. If you TL;DR`d this then you lose for sure
  47. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
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    April 28, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    supersweetlollies
  48. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    That was wonderful. I`ve always hated that Footprints thing.
  49. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    @846Studios: YAYY!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
  50. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    awesome!
  51. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    I never heard this before.
  52. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:42 pm
    Didn`t see that one coming. Major win.
  53. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    lol
  54. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    hahahah. nice. that is the worst poem ever. is it even a poem? i don`t think there is any rhyme or rhythm
  55. Profile photo of RETARDEDBEAR
    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    That was actually pretty f`in funny. I can hear his voice as I read it...
  56. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Ha!
  57. Profile photo of mdgeist
    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 10:00 pm
    Thanks, should start praying to Obi Wan more often....
  58. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    LOL!
  59. Profile photo of Bobby69
    Bobby69 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    well that was fckin stupid....
  60. Profile photo of lulzpanda
    lulzpanda Female 18-29
    11 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    That was fantastic!
  61. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 10:35 pm
    Lol
  62. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    April 28, 2011 at 10:53 pm
    I thought this would be the one where he was like "That`s because I was riding on your back."
  63. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 12:10 am
    Hahah not too shabby
  64. Profile photo of rubbiten
    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 12:57 am
    well that was a good start of the day hehe
  65. Profile photo of DexterRiley
    DexterRiley Male 40-49
    21 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 1:19 am
    Win
  66. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 2:18 am
    i`m sorry is there somthing im missing here? i dont get it
  67. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 2:21 am
    just googled it. its a star wars reference. i`m not nerdy enough to get it
  68. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
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    April 29, 2011 at 3:26 am
    complete and total Fail
  69. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 3:55 am
    so much win I think i smudged my mascara.
  70. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 4:16 am
    I just spat my drink laughing
  71. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 5:31 am
    Oh god that took me by surprise xD
  72. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 6:01 am
    Oh wow, I did NOT see that one coming :p
  73. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 6:20 am
    Jesus be crazy.
  74. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 6:51 am
    I loled.
  75. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 7:41 am
    that.. was... great.
  76. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 8:10 am
    That was cute :) I was slightly concerned because I actually like that poem (cheesetastic, so shoot me)...
  77. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
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    April 29, 2011 at 10:30 am
    I won`t even bother thinking on anything to comment more than this...
  78. Profile photo of markperr
    markperr Male 50-59
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    April 29, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love God and I love Star Wars. Great mash up.
  79. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 11:14 am
    lol.
  80. Profile photo of cloud7zero
    cloud7zero Male 18-29
    102 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    proof: Obi Wan Kenobi is God
  81. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    April 30, 2011 at 4:08 am
    You mean arabs?
  82. Profile photo of philipd412
    philipd412 Male 30-39
    49 posts
    April 30, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    I am Christian and I am not offended. Does that mean I `m going to Hell?
  83. Profile photo of danky
    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    April 30, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    love it
  84. Profile photo of horror102
    horror102 Male 40-49
    108 posts
    May 1, 2011 at 6:14 am
    that had me laughing for 10 mins easy
  85. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2011 at 11:15 am
    freakin hilarious
  86. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    May 2, 2011 at 2:16 am
    ha ha ha, brilliant, love it!
  87. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    May 2, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    @philipd412

    No, that means you`re normal.
  88. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
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    May 3, 2011 at 9:58 am
    THE BEST. Hands down.

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