The Famous Jesus` Footsteps Poem, Retold [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago Funny

You can"t beat logic like this poem.
There are 86 comments:
Female 2,415
THE BEST. Hands down.
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Female 582
@philipd412

No, that means you`re normal.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha, brilliant, love it!
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Male 1,484
freakin hilarious
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Male 108
that had me laughing for 10 mins easy
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Male 559
love it
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Male 49
I am Christian and I am not offended. Does that mean I `m going to Hell?
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Male 812
You mean arabs?
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Male 101
proof: Obi Wan Kenobi is God
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Female 1,435
lol.
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Male 33
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love God and I love Star Wars. Great mash up.
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Male 128
I won`t even bother thinking on anything to comment more than this...
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Female 2,674
That was cute :) I was slightly concerned because I actually like that poem (cheesetastic, so shoot me)...
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Male 2,592
that.. was... great.
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Female 2,525
I loled.
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Male 562
Jesus be crazy.
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Male 575
Oh wow, I did NOT see that one coming :p
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Male 3,619
Oh god that took me by surprise xD
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Male 985
I just spat my drink laughing
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Female 833
so much win I think i smudged my mascara.
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Male 116
complete and total Fail
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Male 2,384
just googled it. its a star wars reference. i`m not nerdy enough to get it
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Male 2,384
i`m sorry is there somthing im missing here? i dont get it
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Male 21
Win
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Male 145
well that was a good start of the day hehe
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Male 2,441
Hahah not too shabby
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Female 1,652
I thought this would be the one where he was like "That`s because I was riding on your back."
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Male 151
Lol
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Female 11
That was fantastic!
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Male 5
well that was fckin stupid....
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Male 1,958
LOL!
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Male 151
Thanks, should start praying to Obi Wan more often....
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Male 2,553
Ha!
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Male 437
That was actually pretty f`in funny. I can hear his voice as I read it...
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Male 1,196
hahahah. nice. that is the worst poem ever. is it even a poem? i don`t think there is any rhyme or rhythm
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Female 533
lol
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Male 749
Didn`t see that one coming. Major win.
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Male 379
awesome!
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Female 999
@846Studios: YAYY!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!
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Female 999
That was wonderful. I`ve always hated that Footprints thing.
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Female 4,349
supersweetlollies
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Male 299
lol. If you TL;DR`d this then you lose for sure
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Male 378
Jesus is a Navy Seal
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Male 2,868
So much win!
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Male 6
@i-am-ninja
"Its not when he rode on his back its when god carried him"
Um yes, I`m well aware of that as I`m sure you`re aware that not every comment on here is meant to be taken seriously.
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Male 1,595
I thought this would be offensive or something.

I was pleasantly surprised!
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Male 142
"My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. At those times you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I rode on your back."

Its not when he rode on his back its when god carried him
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Male 815
haha i`m glad i finished reading it till the end haha
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Male 4,807

Funny cause it`s true?

I`m gonna just chalk it up and say yes, true.
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Male 1,182
hahha sooo goood
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Male 490
@dsp2003 i think its referring to the sand people from star wars if i`m not wrong.
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Male 2,229
awesome dsp, lol just plain awesome
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Male 6
"My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. At those times you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I rode on your back."
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Male 3,894
lolzies.
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Male 153
Is it racist to refer to people from Jerusalem as "sand people"?
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Male 3,745
lawl
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Male 2,121
lol, I was expecting something like "GOD SUCKS HAHAHAH!".
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Male 120
I am amused.
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Male 1,021
I was expecting something funnier
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Male 518
This has nothing to do with religion. It is a bait and switch with star wars.
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Male 4,014
Hehe, nicely done.
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Male 1,256
Amazing!
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Male 4,547
....

Wow... ok, was expecting a much longer fight than that... ok, well... cool...

Ok, in that case I take back the propaganda comment.
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Male 2,033
Dear mainframe,

You are awesome. We all need somebody to make us look good, and the crap spilling from your mouth is really helping us out.
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Male 2,033
Ok, I laughed.
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Male 347
im a christian and i lol`d my ass off too.
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Male 92
And the Pharaoh shot first!!!
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Male 12,138
Come on, that was cute.
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Male 43
Cool. That`s alright then. Now we`ve got that sorted, how about we all pick on Buddha next? lol
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Male 4,547
Mainframe:
So there WAS something else you wanted to be wrong about, excellent.

Pictures of Mohammed previously put up on this site.
Mohammed image archive linked on this site.

Now, can you maybe wait beyond 20 posts before making assumptions that could be proven wrong by using the search bar in the top right corner?
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Male 368
I am a Christian and I LOL`d big time!
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Male 4,547
Mainframe:
1) This doesn`t poke fun at Christianity.
2) There are plenty of anti-Muslim posts on this site like This and this.
3) That`s not the Quran you quoted.

Anything else you`re like to be wrong about, or are you done shoehorning in completely unrelated propaganda?

It`s a Star Wars joke ffs.
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Male 2,440
Sneaky Jesus is sneaky.
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Male 43
So you would be fine with a similar thing about Mohammed then? No? Feel uneasy about it? Why is that? I do love I-am-bored-dot-com, but it does strike me that there`s a lot of pops at Jesus, and not so many at Mohammed (for `not so many`, read `none at all`). I`ve nothing particular against Islam, but why the imbalance? Is Jesus and Christianity a soft target, I wonder?

Tell you what... Just draw a picture of Mohammed and post it on here. After all, there was Jesus on a scateboard on here the other week, so sure just a drawing of Mohammed can`t be so bad. ;-)
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Male 2,034
Hilarious.

@Mainframe: Did you even read it? Or did you just jump to your guns as soon as you saw something about Jesus? People like you give Christians a bad name.
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Male 567
Did not see that coming, lol`ed.
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Male 483
Wow, mainframe. I don`t believe this is making fun of Christianity or Jesus. It was all in good fun. How about you stop flamming the wars you seem to have such a problem with. Just laugh (or don`t) and move on.
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Male 37
@Mainframe Problem, christfag?
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Male 2,690
I`m amused, and thankful that it wasn`t some anti-religious jackass` work.
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Male 43
Lolololololololol
Now we`ve done the cheap shots at Jesus, lets look at the Koran. Here`s a quote for you....
Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64: Sahih Bukhari Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).
Why not have a pop at Mohammed, based on this little gem? tell you what, stick your goddam home address on it, and I`ll laugh even louder.
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Male 15,510
Sandpeople....?
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Male 1,587
hahaha that is great..
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Male 23
I was... not expecting that. I Lol`d.
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Male 483
Lol, Jesus knows what`s up.
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Male 123
Trolololol!
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Female 1,262
Link: The Famous Jesus` Footsteps Poem, Retold [Pic] [Rate Link] - You can`t beat logic like this poem.
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