The Facts About The Fap [Pic]

Submitted by: iLove 6 years ago in Science

89 to 95 percent of us admit to masturbating. The rest of us just lie about it. Here are the faptastic facts about it.
There are 55 comments:
Male 369
lol Ive never been so proud to be a statistic. :D
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Male 734
Masturbating sounds pretty good right about now.
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Male 269
So everyone who wants to bath in sperm only has to visit turkey or iraq? I know people who have their next vacation planned now...
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Male 37
I`m masturbating right now.
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Male 2,748
So... Everyone in Alaska is jerking it right now? No wonder nothing grows there, the dirt must be salty as hell.
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Male 49
**Walks in on misiz_sjmxo** Oh jeez sorry I didn`t know you were in there.
(hehehehe yes I did)
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Female 77
I think I`m gonna go home and masturbate...
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Male 2,592
i still think fixed action pattern is funny
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Male 2,592
"22.6% of women have been intentionally walked in on."

That`s because most porno`s start out that way haha.. Hey, you look like you could use an extra hand!
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Male 108
Sweet release for Enki, bad news for those downstream
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Male 101
great now I`m using all my mental capacity trying to picture DMonk masturbating. And she`s underage. See this is why woman can`t admit be admitting to it. Men would not get work done...
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Male 160
damn you enki
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Female 956
porcupines.... wooden...sticks...??

*horrified face*
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Male 206
4 out of 10 women eh? That explains a lot.
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Male 2,097
Well, if I could give myself a BJ I might never leave the house.
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Male 1,745
30% of suicides between ages 12 and 20? yeah right!
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Male 21
Its tue at this very moment I am one of the 797,151 people fapping
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Female 121
It`s literally all I do
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Male 588
I dont think porcupines are the only animal using sticks as didlos.
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Female 1,071
totally dig mr "good vibrations"
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Male 645
Sarah Palin is masturbating right now
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Male 591
I`ll admit it...I`m addicted.
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Male 230
95% of men admit to masturbation - the other 5% lie
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Male 1,595
Honestly, I didn`t until just a few months ago due to a cancer scare.
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Male 72
I`m typing this with one hand ;-)
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Male 2,121
What 12 year old is so bored with regular masturbation that he`s trying auto-erotia?
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Male 3,612
fleshlights are over rated. not as good as using your hand.
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Female 20
I think it would be considered accidental death rather than suicide.
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Male 3,310
@ihurtmyself

With a name like that I figured you would be hip to accidental suicide. It doesn`t have to be intentional to be suicide.
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Male 5,314
make that 797,152 ;-)
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Female 1,677
@ihurtmyself: Unless they wanted to go out with a bang.

hur hur.
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Male 360
death from auto-erotic asphyxiation doesn`t count as suicide, just poor planning.
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Male 2,085
Good to know I have seriously reduced my risk of prostate cancer.
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Female 857
I was visiting the Royal Ontario Museum one time and there was a display of dildos from some time BCE. I laughed so hard I took a picture of them... there was an old rooster ring too.
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Male 25,416
I dont get the fleshlights
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Female 1,356
enki splooge... haha
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Male 322
What`s an `invididual`?
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Male 3,619
@PtblDuffy

IT... WILL BE... GLORIOUS! O.O
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Male 2,441
Nice
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Male 49
HAHAHAHA EAT THAT PALIN!!! Whoops never mind your daughter did already.
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Male 768
12 minutes on average huh? I wonder what they do for the extra 11 minutes...
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Female 71
I find it strange that a lot of women are afraid to admit they masturbate. It`s not a shameful practice.
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Male 573
@tedgp I agree, I don`t know why idiots online call it `fap` it sounds stupid.
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Male 794
wait so your trying to tell me all of alaska is in a fap session right now, nice!! (i know its not, im not that stupid)
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Male 3,285
Wish retards would stop calling it "fap"
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Female 2,027
interesting...
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Male 329
@ChrisMunich

...unless there`s a camera involved.
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Male 3,894
"intentionally walked in on" you say?
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Male 359
i think I should have a chat with those 4 out of 10 women....
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Male 1,287
I bet I never get prostate cancer. Repetitive motion injury is another matter.
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Male 383
Lies, everybody knows girls don`t masturbate.
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Male 15,510
Not sure how serious we can take a infographic that has "fap fap fap" on its title
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Male 181
797,150 now. I was thinking about porcupines.....
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Male 59
Facinating.
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Female 676
Link: The Facts About The Fap [Pic] [Rate Link] - 89 to 95 percent of us admit to masturbating. The rest of us just lie about it. Here are the faptastic facts about it.
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