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Date: 04/20/11 08:48 AM

56 Responses to The Facts About The Fap [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 8:49 am
    Link: The Facts About The Fap - 89 to 95 percent of us admit to masturbating. The rest of us just lie about it. Here are the faptastic facts about it.
  2. Profile photo of wabash
    wabash Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:01 am
    Facinating.
  3. Profile photo of vulture19
    vulture19 Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:07 am
    797,150 now. I was thinking about porcupines.....
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:18 am
    Not sure how serious we can take a infographic that has "fap fap fap" on its title
  5. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Lies, everybody knows girls don`t masturbate.
  6. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:27 am
    I bet I never get prostate cancer. Repetitive motion injury is another matter.
  7. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:36 am
    i think I should have a chat with those 4 out of 10 women....
  8. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:42 am
    "intentionally walked in on" you say?
  9. Profile photo of tiedyed
    tiedyed Male 40-49
    324 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:54 am
    @ChrisMunich

    ...unless there`s a camera involved.
  10. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:04 am
    interesting...
  11. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Wish retards would stop calling it "fap"
  12. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:40 am
    wait so your trying to tell me all of alaska is in a fap session right now, nice!! (i know its not, im not that stupid)
  13. Profile photo of furryblob
    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:42 am
    @tedgp I agree, I don`t know why idiots online call it `fap` it sounds stupid.
  14. Profile photo of DMonk
    DMonk Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:48 am
    I find it strange that a lot of women are afraid to admit they masturbate. It`s not a shameful practice.
  15. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:53 am
    12 minutes on average huh? I wonder what they do for the extra 11 minutes...
  16. Profile photo of McGov
    McGov Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 11:14 am
    HAHAHAHA EAT THAT PALIN!!! Whoops never mind your daughter did already.
  17. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Nice
  18. Profile photo of PtblDuffy
    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Let`s put them all in Alaska. Can you imagine it? Every single person in an entire state masturbating at the same time?
  19. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    @PtblDuffy

    IT... WILL BE... GLORIOUS! O.O
  20. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    What`s an `invididual`?
  21. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    enki splooge... haha
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    I dont get the fleshlights
  23. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    I was visiting the Royal Ontario Museum one time and there was a display of dildos from some time BCE. I laughed so hard I took a picture of them... there was an old rooster ring too.
  24. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Good to know I have seriously reduced my risk of prostate cancer.
  25. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    death from auto-erotic asphyxiation doesn`t count as suicide, just poor planning.
  26. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    @ihurtmyself: Unless they wanted to go out with a bang.

    hur hur.
  27. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    make that 797,152 ;-)
  28. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    @ihurtmyself

    With a name like that I figured you would be hip to accidental suicide. It doesn`t have to be intentional to be suicide.
  29. Profile photo of auntiemeg32
    auntiemeg32 Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I think it would be considered accidental death rather than suicide.
  30. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    fleshlights are over rated. not as good as using your hand.
  31. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    What 12 year old is so bored with regular masturbation that he`s trying auto-erotia?
  32. Profile photo of Mike1973
    Mike1973 Male 40-49
    73 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    I`m typing this with one hand ;-)
  33. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Honestly, I didn`t until just a few months ago due to a cancer scare.
  34. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    95% of men admit to masturbation - the other 5% lie
  35. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 4:48 pm
    I`ll admit it...I`m addicted.
  36. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Sarah Palin is masturbating right now
  37. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 5:46 pm
    totally dig mr "good vibrations"
  38. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    I dont think porcupines are the only animal using sticks as didlos.
  39. Profile photo of melancholy87
    melancholy87 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    It`s literally all I do
  40. Profile photo of snider029
    snider029 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    Its tue at this very moment I am one of the 797,151 people fapping
  41. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    30% of suicides between ages 12 and 20? yeah right!
  42. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    Well, if I could give myself a BJ I might never leave the house.
  43. Profile photo of joosen52
    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    April 20, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    4 out of 10 women eh? That explains a lot.
  44. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 12:21 am
    porcupines.... wooden...sticks...??

    *horrified face*
  45. Profile photo of thahellmouth
    thahellmouth Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 1:47 am
    damn you enki
  46. Profile photo of TurkeyInButt
    TurkeyInButt Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 3:26 am
    great now I`m using all my mental capacity trying to picture DMonk masturbating. And she`s underage. See this is why woman can`t admit be admitting to it. Men would not get work done...
  47. Profile photo of venice08
    venice08 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 4:09 am
    Sweet release for Enki, bad news for those downstream
  48. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 5:39 am
    "22.6% of women have been intentionally walked in on."

    That`s because most porno`s start out that way haha.. Hey, you look like you could use an extra hand!
  49. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 5:40 am
    i still think fixed action pattern is funny
  50. Profile photo of misiz_sjmxo
    misiz_sjmxo Female 18-29
    77 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 6:19 am
    I think I`m gonna go home and masturbate...
  51. Profile photo of McGov
    McGov Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 7:58 am
    **Walks in on misiz_sjmxo** Oh jeez sorry I didn`t know you were in there.
    (hehehehe yes I did)
  52. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 8:16 am
    So... Everyone in Alaska is jerking it right now? No wonder nothing grows there, the dirt must be salty as hell.
  53. Profile photo of agp209
    agp209 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 8:53 am
    I`m masturbating right now.
  54. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 10:50 am
    So everyone who wants to bath in sperm only has to visit turkey or iraq? I know people who have their next vacation planned now...
  55. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Masturbating sounds pretty good right about now.
  56. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    lol Ive never been so proud to be a statistic. :D

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