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Date: 04/03/11 03:25 PM

50 Responses to The Cremaster Cycle

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Link: The Cremaster Cycle - This little WTF brought to you by the husband of Bjork.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    WTF... and HOW. Didn`t even watch the whole thing. With no progress bar I don`t know how long it`ll go, and I honestly am not interested in seeing it.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Is this a stand-alone film or a trailer?
  4. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Is it a short film or a preview to a longer movie? Creepy either way. Run time was about 3-4 minutes Tn11.
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    RETARDEDBEAR Male 18-29
    437 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Whatever the meaning is here, I`m certain it is sooooooooooo deep.
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    Slotherder Male 30-39
    251 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    I wonder if she married him because he is possibly the only person she will meet who can be more odd than she can.
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    doriansilver Male 18-29
    56 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    I saw this a decade ago :P
    Very interesting stuff, if you like arthouse/symbolic films :)
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    uunxx Male 30-39
    120 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    It`s so deep that I fear of drowning.
  9. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    I got to see boob so im not complaining
  10. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    a bunch of really random footage... i don`t understand what`s so good about this
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm
    its like david lynch + koyanaskatsi
  12. Profile photo of willtrottier
    willtrottier Male 18-29
    34 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    stupid hipsters...
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    I lasted three seconds before my attention gave out.
  14. Profile photo of Zuki
    Zuki Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 5:18 pm
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    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 5:28 pm
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    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    It`s like one of those movies they show you to test your emotional response to disturbing images.
  17. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    I don`t get it.
  18. Profile photo of Moltenroks
    Moltenroks Female 18-29
    95 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    D: What is this, I don`t even...
  19. Profile photo of gegodfrey
    gegodfrey Male 30-39
    52 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 6:55 pm
    Oh I get it, It means the only people who dont support Boise State Football are TRIPPING BALLS and will end up dead in some Fu(ked up euro movie style... GO BOISE STATE
  20. Profile photo of Negativitron
    Negativitron Male 18-29
    66 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    Hmm, don`t understand why anyone would think there`s anything to "get" or that there`s an underlying message here, or even that it`s just a pretentious piece of detritus .... that being said, I found it pretty interesting.
  21. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    did my brain just get raped? i think it might have...
  22. Profile photo of Dhharrgoww
    Dhharrgoww Male 18-29
    101 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    Well, for one thing, it`s a trailer for one of five movies in a series. They`re avant-garde films though, so I don`t really know if watching them will clarify things much.

    More art gallery material than theater material.
  23. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    WTF is that sh*t
  24. Profile photo of alekio2002
    alekio2002 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    I feel like now that I`ve watched this, I`m going to get a phone call and have only 7 days to live
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:44 pm
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    The Cremaster Cycle is an awesome series. I recommend it to anybody interested in film.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    "They`re avant-garde films though..."

    Translation: Even with drugs, this makes no sense, but you`ll still be expected to pretend it did.
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    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:56 am
    Come on people. This is old and Matthew Barney has 5 of these.
    You can buy it for $300
    Amazon Cremaster Cycle
  29. Profile photo of QuadConPana
    QuadConPana Male 40-49
    7 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 5:36 am
    It`s a story as old as Hans Christian Anderson`s The Emperor`s New Clothes. Only people confident in themselves will feel secure enough to comment that it is random crap. The truly insecure, or those who are aware of their own inadequacies will claim to marvel at its genius.
  30. Profile photo of jkfld
    jkfld Male 30-39
    138 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 6:51 am
    I pirated this poo and watched all of it years ago because of the visual similarities to the work of Alejandro Jodorowsky. But it turned out to be completely meaningless. I later saw an interview where Matthew Barney explained some of the imagery. All it represented was trivia from his own life. (Literally. For example, there`s a scene set in a football field simply because Barney used to play football in high school. Like that`s supposed to mean anything to anybody!) It`s no surprise Lady Gaga ripped this guy off--they`re both shallow, deluded, egotistical idiots who think if they slap enough arbitrary window dressing on something banal it automatically becomes deeply meaningful art. Not only that, but they seem to think the act of assembling such art entitles them to our awe and reverence for eternity, despite the fact that they have absolutely nothing to say.
  31. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:39 am
    Wish I could see the whole thing. It looks interesting.
  32. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:41 am
    well that was a tad try hard, reminded me of something lady gaga would do just for attention and to get some form of a reaction.
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    dada Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 8:24 am
    Cremaster cycle?
    I hope that a massive swarm attack of Crematogaster ants brings good justice on this guy.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 9:01 am
    haha.. this was disturbing.. gave me an anxiety attack
  35. Profile photo of Sonofonan
    Sonofonan Male 40-49
    6 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 9:12 am
    Me concur, `jkfld`. You save me much typing.
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    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 9:27 am
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 9:45 am
    Sidecars!!!! After that I turned it off, got too weird.
  38. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Somewhere between wow/cool, odd, and what the F.
  39. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 10:03 am
    How wonderful to have all the moola and equipment coupled with absolutely no attention span. Massive fail for over pampered artists
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Did I just watch inception 2?
  41. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:12 am
    I closed it when I saw Bjork mentioned.
  42. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    That was... interesting. I feel wierd; cold, but sort of in an eerie, indifferent manner. I think I need to get out, or at least switch to doing something else than watching that, especially directly after watching "Dark World".
  43. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    We all know these came out years and years ago, right?
  44. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    vv Not really cause most people don`t give a flying f**k about Bjork.
  45. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Did i just waste my time. I do believe it did
  46. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 3:32 pm
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    DeadCat Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    I feel like I missed some deep, underlying meaning in all of that...
  48. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 5:25 pm
    I felt like I just watched the Godfather again. Pointless, and a lot longer than it needed to be.
  49. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    @deadcat, diddo.
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    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 1:21 am
    A triumph!

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