Supersoaker Flamethrower

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Sports

Terrorize neighbors, small children and animals! Great homemade weapon for the coming zombie uprising!
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Male 159
I was gonna do this a few years ago but I didn`t want to blow up.
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Male 2,868
They`re seriously doing this indoors? I normally don`t favor corporal punishment for kids, but if this was my son I might make an exception if I caught him doing this in my garage.
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Female 426
You don`t need to reload a crowbar. Good ol` secondary zombie killing weapon.
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Male 2,688
Only necessities in a zombie apocalypse (abundance of ammo is obvious):

Close range: AA-12 fully automatic 12 gauge shotgun
Mid-range: TAR-21 Israeli assault rifle (set to single shot for accuracy)
Long range: SVD-137 Dragunov variant with night vision scope (SVDSN) Russian sniper rifle for both day and night snipe ability.
Hand weapons: Machete or Gurkha Kukri
Crowd control: M67 grenades for fast dispersal of large groups of zombies
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Male 519
I remember when I used to do this. Good times.
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Male 181
Clearly, that is not an inside toy.
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Male 598
i used to take my moms perfume and harispray and do this with our supersoaker, but the flame wasnt as strong. And yet i was still not dumb enough to do it in an enclosed setting like this rretard
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Male 14,332
DO yourself a favor just get a gun. Besides zombies still being alive and setting everything else on fire your holding a potential bomb in your hands.
Then you can mix it it up like I did get a boomstick for close range.....

and something else for long range....
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Male 1,360
can`t wait for the first fail videos...
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Male 3,619
this i only dreamed of as a child O.O
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Male 3,076
add soap and you get napalm...
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Male 342
"Backflash isn`t TOO big an issue. HOWEVER it`s still pretty big of a risk to have a flame that close to a tank of propellant, albeit there is a plastic layer and a few feet between them. No, the thing I`d worry about is the fire using up all the oxygen in the room and suffocating to death."

Pheew, we got the professional opinion from a teenager, I was a little worried there for a second. IT`S OKAY EVERYBODY, DON`T WORRY ABOUT BACKFLASH
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Female 112
trololol!
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Female 112
Omg...is there really gonna be a zombie invaision?
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Male 737
Nice one, BiGpHiL. My thoughts exactly.
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Male 172
Backflash isn`t TOO big an issue. HOWEVER it`s still pretty big of a risk to have a flame that close to a tank of propellant, albeit there is a plastic layer and a few feet between them. No, the thing I`d worry about is the fire using up all the oxygen in the room and suffocating to death.
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Male 261

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Male 147
Can`t one just foresee the back-flash into the tank that sends molten plastic shrapnel out in almost a cartoonish flower pattern... :P
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Male 1,023
Playing with a homemade flamethrower INSIDE. Who`s idea was that?
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Male 1,451
Hmm, I`m betting that bottle is mostly just methanol... of which I have a 55 gallon drum at work.

Time to go to Toys R Us
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Male 1,587
zeebeedee- I don`t know where you are from, or what their construction standards are, but where I`m from, we don`t put roll-up garage doors in our basements. its just not safe.
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Male 2,700
My brother and I tried this when we were very young. Even got our Dad involved. But we used gasoline for the liquid. It work, except we found out two things the hard way. One is that gasoline eats through the seals they use in the gun, and two, the inside of a super soaker tank creates static electricity if you fill it wrong. Kinda like not putting a gas can on the ground before filling it.
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Male 613
Doing it outdoors might get you in trouble, safer if you do it in your parents basement.

;-)
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Female 138
Well, I know what I`m making when the zombie apocalypse hits.
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Male 25,416
wow, thats just freaky
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Male 448
kusagani: you know the fluid tank of a supersoaker is pressurized by air? So there is a considerable pocket of air in the tank.
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Male 840
Nothing worse than being chased by zombies . . . except being chased by flaming zombies.
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Male 42
Remember, a regular zombie is bad, but a flaming zombie is worse. Zombies don`t feel pain, they will keep coming after you, setting important items like the generator and water supply on fire.
Always use a punt gun for zombies.
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Male 106
Let me know when you make the plasma gun
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Male 183
Unless I`m completely wrong... which I have been before. I dont think the gun would explode in your hands. You need oxygen to fuel an explosion and by loading the tank with the fluid you get rid of the oxygen so the fire wouldn`t blow the tank up... Although...It IS plastic.... God only knows.
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Male 2,788
Until the flame somehow ignites inside the gun causing it to burst in your hands
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Male 90
I totally agree with ShadowVamp. I`d much rather use a shotgun. Easier to load and maintain, plus it`s usually a one-shot kill if your aim is good. A flamethrower is a horrible idea for a zombie attack.
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Female 280
Reminds me of Dr. Steel. Lol!
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Male 260
Trying it!
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Female 362
Nooo, if you use a flamethrower on a zombie, instead of having and undead corpse trying to eat your brain, you have an undead corpse trying to eat your brain who is also ON FIRE.
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Male 88
You have to destroy the brain of a zombie, this will only mildly inconvenience it. Further, it will let every other zombie easily see where you are.
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Male 585
aw poo
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Male 364
"Do Not Try This At Home" - HAHAHAHAHA - IAB content for the next 100 years!
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Male 835
I just had this picture of flaming zombies, eating brains and decorating in a tasteful manner, complaining about "that bitch Helen Hunt".
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Male 38,457

Definately something you want to test in doors.

Later that day, the house mysteriously caught fire.
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Male 594
More shooting please
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Male 302
How many times do I have to say this to people? Don`t. Set. Zombies. On. Fire. Then you just have flaming zombies coming after you.
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Female 27
Must have!

Never know when the zombies arrive...
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Male 67
brought to you by John Dies At The End
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Female 8,044
Link: Supersoaker Flamethrower [Rate Link] - Terrorize neighbors, small children and animals! Great homemade weapon for the coming zombie uprising!
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