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Date: 04/03/11 08:06 AM

45 Responses to Supersoaker Flamethrower

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 6:49 am
    Link: Supersoaker Flamethrower - Terrorize neighbors, small children and animals! Great homemade weapon for the coming zombie uprising!
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    swaffire Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:16 am
    brought to you by John Dies At The End
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    Tanja-01 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Must have!

    Never know when the zombies arrive...
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:23 am
    How many times do I have to say this to people? Don`t. Set. Zombies. On. Fire. Then you just have flaming zombies coming after you.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:23 am
    More shooting please
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:25 am

    Definately something you want to test in doors.

    Later that day, the house mysteriously caught fire.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:30 am
    I just had this picture of flaming zombies, eating brains and decorating in a tasteful manner, complaining about "that bitch Helen Hunt".
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:48 am
    "Do Not Try This At Home" - HAHAHAHAHA - IAB content for the next 100 years!
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    mytbozak Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:55 am
    aw poo
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    Rubn_Tizzub Male 30-39
    88 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:56 am
    You have to destroy the brain of a zombie, this will only mildly inconvenience it. Further, it will let every other zombie easily see where you are.
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    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Nooo, if you use a flamethrower on a zombie, instead of having and undead corpse trying to eat your brain, you have an undead corpse trying to eat your brain who is also ON FIRE.
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    last1in Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Trying it!
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    DethRose Female 18-29
    280 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Reminds me of Dr. Steel. Lol!
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    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:12 am
    I totally agree with ShadowVamp. I`d much rather use a shotgun. Easier to load and maintain, plus it`s usually a one-shot kill if your aim is good. A flamethrower is a horrible idea for a zombie attack.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Until the flame somehow ignites inside the gun causing it to burst in your hands
  16. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:42 am
    Unless I`m completely wrong... which I have been before. I dont think the gun would explode in your hands. You need oxygen to fuel an explosion and by loading the tank with the fluid you get rid of the oxygen so the fire wouldn`t blow the tank up... Although...It IS plastic.... God only knows.
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    riseplease19 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Let me know when you make the plasma gun
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    BlameMeta Male 13-17
    42 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Remember, a regular zombie is bad, but a flaming zombie is worse. Zombies don`t feel pain, they will keep coming after you, setting important items like the generator and water supply on fire.
    Always use a punt gun for zombies.
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Nothing worse than being chased by zombies . . . except being chased by flaming zombies.
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 10:51 am
    kusagani: you know the fluid tank of a supersoaker is pressurized by air? So there is a considerable pocket of air in the tank.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    wow, thats just freaky
  22. Profile photo of KillerCactus
    KillerCactus Female 18-29
    138 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    Well, I know what I`m making when the zombie apocalypse hits.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    Doing it outdoors might get you in trouble, safer if you do it in your parents basement.

    ;-)
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    My brother and I tried this when we were very young. Even got our Dad involved. But we used gasoline for the liquid. It work, except we found out two things the hard way. One is that gasoline eats through the seals they use in the gun, and two, the inside of a super soaker tank creates static electricity if you fill it wrong. Kinda like not putting a gas can on the ground before filling it.
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    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    zeebeedee- I don`t know where you are from, or what their construction standards are, but where I`m from, we don`t put roll-up garage doors in our basements. its just not safe.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Hmm, I`m betting that bottle is mostly just methanol... of which I have a 55 gallon drum at work.

    Time to go to Toys R Us
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    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    Playing with a homemade flamethrower INSIDE. Who`s idea was that?
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    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Can`t one just foresee the back-flash into the tank that sends molten plastic shrapnel out in almost a cartoonish flower pattern... :P
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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:17 pm

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    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Backflash isn`t TOO big an issue. HOWEVER it`s still pretty big of a risk to have a flame that close to a tank of propellant, albeit there is a plastic layer and a few feet between them. No, the thing I`d worry about is the fire using up all the oxygen in the room and suffocating to death.
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    Nice one, BiGpHiL. My thoughts exactly.
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    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Omg...is there really gonna be a zombie invaision?
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    spyrocheeks Female 13-17
    112 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    trololol!
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 3, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    "Backflash isn`t TOO big an issue. HOWEVER it`s still pretty big of a risk to have a flame that close to a tank of propellant, albeit there is a plastic layer and a few feet between them. No, the thing I`d worry about is the fire using up all the oxygen in the room and suffocating to death."

    Pheew, we got the professional opinion from a teenager, I was a little worried there for a second. IT`S OKAY EVERYBODY, DON`T WORRY ABOUT BACKFLASH
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:13 am
    add soap and you get napalm...
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:28 am
    this i only dreamed of as a child O.O
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 5:13 am
    can`t wait for the first fail videos...
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 8:53 am
    DO yourself a favor just get a gun. Besides zombies still being alive and setting everything else on fire your holding a potential bomb in your hands.
    Then you can mix it it up like I did get a boomstick for close range.....

    and something else for long range....
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 8:57 am
    i used to take my moms perfume and harispray and do this with our supersoaker, but the flame wasnt as strong. And yet i was still not dumb enough to do it in an enclosed setting like this rretard
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    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 9:33 am
    Clearly, that is not an inside toy.
  41. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 10:54 am
    I remember when I used to do this. Good times.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Only necessities in a zombie apocalypse (abundance of ammo is obvious):

    Close range: AA-12 fully automatic 12 gauge shotgun
    Mid-range: TAR-21 Israeli assault rifle (set to single shot for accuracy)
    Long range: SVD-137 Dragunov variant with night vision scope (SVDSN) Russian sniper rifle for both day and night snipe ability.
    Hand weapons: Machete or Gurkha Kukri
    Crowd control: M67 grenades for fast dispersal of large groups of zombies
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    You don`t need to reload a crowbar. Good ol` secondary zombie killing weapon.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    They`re seriously doing this indoors? I normally don`t favor corporal punishment for kids, but if this was my son I might make an exception if I caught him doing this in my garage.
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    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    I was gonna do this a few years ago but I didn`t want to blow up.

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