Sorry, This Is Why It`s Over (Male Perspective)

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

Real men voice what they really think when they end relationships. Girls, hope you never have to hear these speeches
There are 48 comments:
Female 98
Both sides need to be f.u.cked with a rake.
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Female 327
I wouldn`t put up with a whiny bitch, either. Although, I`m glad I found a guy who hates sports as much as I do. :D
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Female 219
LOL i wasnt shouting i dont know how you can get shouting unless i PUT IT IN CAPS! or someting :D and i wasnt bitching at everyone just one guy who is trying to act smart and be cool thank you very much. i dont abuse my boyfriend except when he deserves it lol :D
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Male 562
Oh, to play the game. It`s like chess of the heart.
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Male 812
Why are you bitching here, ericka225? It`s not like we`re your boyfriend or anything. Go and shout at your abused boyfriend, not the internet.
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Female 219
O n we dont get a one week pass to bitch. Even then you bitch that we bitch lol.
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Female 219
Lol are you trying to make a point by trying to make yourself feel smarter. Just because i disagree doesn`t mean i am like the women they talk about. It just means that i think what they are saying is stupid. I know plenty of guys that when they are bitter, all they do is talk poo. So *Face Palm* And btw my good sir if i am the stereotypical bitch in here then you are the stereotypical douche in my previous post:D
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Male 2,238
Big difference between quoting something funny, obviously not aimed at one specific person, and calling out someone for using the word to insult someone. Context is real important.

Also, not sure why IABs content has anything to do with me. Unless IAB posted something saying, "This user is a bitch because I disagree with her opinions", then see the first paragraph.

And regarding the grammar nazi thing, I wouldn`t have said it if he wasn`t getting all namecall-y. It`s also a pet hate of mine, the confusion of the two words.
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Female 236
Never really understood the feeling that there has to be anger and bad blood between two people who break up. Unless they were beating you and mistreating you, let them go and be happy. You get to find someone new that hopefully is less annoying than the last one! Woohoo! Bitchy McHigh Heels moved on to annoy someone that isn`t you! High five your friends, go have some beers!
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Male 290
I so relate when the dude says, "you need a one week pass to be a b!tch every month, but when I leave the toilet seat down one time, you`re still a bitch."

That`s like the story of my life.
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Male 260
Just date Nerdy chicks. Intelligent, relatable (to most people on this site anyway), humble, cute, affectionate, the whole package.
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Male 2,402
@trp712 replied:
Also romboy, don`t call people bitches. And if you really can`t control yourself, at the very least spell it right. It`s "you`re."

handys003 responds:
Really we can`t call people bitches? Your post earlier:
"Stick to what you`re good at, drinking and being a b*tch."

Lol`d so hard.

Anyone know if there`s a video like this from the female perspective?

Remember that?
Your laughing at bitches one minute, and scolding next. Coupled with the fact IAB posts featuring videos all the time with "bitch" being used. Double standard there don`t ya think Grammar Nazi.



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Male 2,238
Also romboy, don`t call people bitches. And if you really can`t control yourself, at the very least spell it right. It`s "you`re."
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Male 2,238
[quote]There is a Female Perspective video too. But I bet the bigots at IAB wouldn`t put that one up for fear of wounded their precious male egos.[/quote]
If you`d read the comments you would have seen me asking that exact question, for that exact reason.

Link me? Please? :)
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Male 12
@ericka225

People like you make videos like this more of a statement than a jest. And while ad hominem is a little childish, so are you for responding that way. Good job making your sex look bad. Biatch.

Please view Schecter5`s picture below if you write a response.

P.s. I`m with a wonderful woman right now who is nothing like you.
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Female 219
and your a douche romboy :D if you wanna play the kiddy name game when u got nothing better to say. FYI not every woman is like that maybe they are just bitter so they only note the bad sh*t. Dont hate just cus she dumped your ass. These guys better take what they can get. :D
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Female 337
Hahaaaa Haleers! I think I`m a little like what these are describing, but at least I know it.
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Male 221
LemonTarte, not by these people. Also a quick google search couldnt find it. Sure, I only looked for a minute but your a bitch
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Male 406
Lemontarte..
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Female 1,441
There is a Female Perspective video too. But I bet the bigots at IAB wouldn`t put that one up for fear of wounded their precious male egos.
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Male 2,419
NOBODY WANTS YOU TO WEAR UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES

and if they do it`s only to take them off in a minute, not to walk around downtown
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Male 975
True on so many levels.
The food, the shoes, the yapping...
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Male 3,058
Sadly for you ladies, much of this is true.

The shoes thing was really a pet peeve of mine... I told the ex she didn`t need to wear heels when we went out, I loved her regardless of what footwear she had on... Yet she constantly purchased and wore heels that she could barely walk in, then bitched about how her feet hurt all night...
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Female 956
so, Justin... technically, she wouldn`t be `your girl`.
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Female 8,055
take my parents too.........
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Female 515
very funny; but does anyone else want to watch A Clockwork Orange after this...because of the song? Everytime I hear this song that`s all I can think of.
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Male 950
this is really funny
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Male 1,582
Me and my girl just broke up today, and I`m half tempted to send this to her.... "Take the high-road"
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Male 2,402
@duckflash and ihatekevin

Mahalo ala nui.
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Female 423
@Plague
Because they`re pretty. And they make our legs and ass look nice.
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Female 166
This was hilarious.

And congratulations on 27 years handy!!

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Female 570
handys003, oh thanks for that! it`s nice to hear that there are still people around in happy long marriages.
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Male 2,402
@duckflash
Don`t let this video give you a negative perspective.
Since your young and still impressionable. Not every male or female acts as the vid portrays. You want have a good marriage one day. Learn from those married for 25 years, or more who had kids, and put up with the hard crap that comes with it.

Don`t marry for the physical part alone. An hour of sex will not make up for mental abuse. Don`t nitpick little things. If you or the other does it will lead to bigger nitpicking and eventual word that cannot be taken back once said. You got to put up with the negatives so long as they are not abusive. Have a nice life.

BTW I just reached my 27 years of marriage last week and it`s better each year.
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Female 15
do those pants make your ass look big? no your big ass makes your big ass look big. ROFL
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Male 440
Establish the rules early and there are no problems later. For example I told all my girlfriends that I have a "prison" attutide to food. No one eats off my plate. I will pay for extra food if you order it, just don`t touch mine. Be up front and if they don`t want to play ball you both get to move on to someone who does more quickly.
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Female 683
lawl. That was hilarious. IAB-1 Boredom-879823792.

But seriously, I don`t think I`ve ever actually seen a woman like that, but I don`t doubt they exist. I hope I never come across one in my life time. I wouldn`t put up with it.
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Male 2,238
"Stick to what you`re good at, drinking and being a b*tch."

Lol`d so hard.

Anyone know if there`s a video like this from the female perspective?
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Female 136
Geez the worst I`ve done is wear new shoes and go traipsing all over the mall...and then complaining about my feet hurting. But seriously, don`t date bitches if you don`t want to hear bitching. Also, let the Gender Wars begin!
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Female 570
is this really how guys view girls? and is this really how most girls act?
Wtf is wrong with everyone???????
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Male 160
I Concur
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Male 39,921

Women make me glad I`m gay.
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Male 25,416
I just want out, win
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Male 17
2:07 - 2:19 LMFAO
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Male 2,440
@ 1:25 "Just stop fûcking talking. Okay?"

Been there, my friend.
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Male 483
ABSOLUTELY TRUE. EVERY. LAST. WORD.
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Male 553
yes my ex did that a lot >.> /rage
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Male 553
I never did understand why women wear uncomfortable shoes and then complain their feet hurt. Man they make themselves look like such IDIOTS it`s unbelievable.
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Female 8,043
Link: Sorry, This Is Why It`s Over (Male Perspective) [Rate Link] - Real men voice what they really think when they end relationships. Girls, hope you never have to hear these speeches
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