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Date: 04/23/11 10:29 AM

30 Responses to Should Unemployed Americans Buy Apple Gear

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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 9:36 am
    Link: Should Unemployed Americans Buy Apple Gear - The Onion weighs in.
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 10:44 am
    You can go....
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 10:44 am
    SHUT UP. YOU DON`T KNOW ANYTHING.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Five bucks says that`s what how financial issues are discussed in government.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 11:03 am
    well played onion
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    xbx214 Male 18-29
    956 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Dude, That guy needs an oscar for his wilde performance!!! I loved that s h i t.
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    rnwood Male 18-29
    168 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:34 am
    Sounds about right. The fat chick knows what she`s talking about though.
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    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Mac<PC
    Mac is just for the looks and it cost double money to have the same poo with compatibility problems
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:38 am
    well, i`m technically unemployed, and i am sitting here on a new apple. O_O
    I love my apple.
    I still have no job though.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    well played onion
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    i liked the scrolling bar at the bottom more than their rambeling
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Not really that funny.

    We already know Apple`s computers are overpriced for the same functionality. That`s nothing new.

    You could make fun of apple computer users, but they didn`t really do that here. Looks like they were staying impartial, which isn`t the right thing to do.

    I`ve seen better from Onion.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    awe poor Laura Lee
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    arabknight0 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Unemployed paying for....Apple products....

    Good idea. Make the poor poorer. Just what the world needs. More poverty.

    The Onion strikes again with witty and on the spot news!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Two Oprahs? NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    My iMac and macbook pro are both within arms reach.
    What have I become?
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:02 am
    yeah I howled cuz thats EXACTLY what the apple junkies at work sound like lol.
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    BoringName Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 7:16 am
    "LAURA LEE SHUT UP OK, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING"

    ha
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 10:37 am
    Next year my college classes are requiring Apple computers for graphic design... Why is it necessary? You can get the same programs on Windows, and I just find that so much easier than Apple.
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    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    Are they pulling topics out of hats at Onion?
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    furryblob Male 18-29
    574 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    PC RULES! MAC SUCKS!!!!!

    Sent from my iPad.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    Apple products costs way to much. It`s silly to pay double price for computers and mp3 players. But it`s a brand thing i guess :-p
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    apple is like most brands, the ridiculous price is for the name more than anything else
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    I use both. This argument has become a meme itself. Growing up around rednecks who always argued Chevy vs Ford. Do we have new rednecks? Also watching Wall-e right now and at least Pixar has a sense of humor about it.
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    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    @emmettyville: At least you have Steve Jobs. Had to be done
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    McGov Male 18-29
    49 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Getting jobed dosen`t mean employment.
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    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 8:26 am
    Yeah - don`t buy a mac, just spend $100 a year for new Windows OS, another $XXX to upgrade all your applications that are no longer compatible and thousands of $$$ on system support and data recover because your computer sucks and is slow....
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    elderban99 Male 40-49
    180 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 9:34 am
    I read a Facebook posting once where someone said they couldn`t wait to get their iPod, but they just had to wait for their welfare check to get it. That`s the problem with this country today.
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    Let`s see, I`m on a 4-year-old Mac, running Tiger, and it still operates nearly as efficiently as it did when it was brand new. Whereas a similarly-aged PC, as I can tell you from past experience, would be full of suck. If you`re going to use your Mac forever the way I`m doing, it`s well worth the price tag. It`s only the poor suckers who upgrade every time Apple puts out something shiny and new that get ripped off.
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    corbul0 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:47 am
    I have a Pentium3 running Redhat Linux as a web server. It has not been powered off for at least 10 years except to change the PSU, 4 times...

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