Should Unemployed Americans Buy Apple Gear

Submitted by: BiGpHiL 6 years ago in Funny

The Onion weighs in.
There are 30 comments:
Male 3
I have a Pentium3 running Redhat Linux as a web server. It has not been powered off for at least 10 years except to change the PSU, 4 times...
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Male 194
Let`s see, I`m on a 4-year-old Mac, running Tiger, and it still operates nearly as efficiently as it did when it was brand new. Whereas a similarly-aged PC, as I can tell you from past experience, would be full of suck. If you`re going to use your Mac forever the way I`m doing, it`s well worth the price tag. It`s only the poor suckers who upgrade every time Apple puts out something shiny and new that get ripped off.
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Male 180
I read a Facebook posting once where someone said they couldn`t wait to get their iPod, but they just had to wait for their welfare check to get it. That`s the problem with this country today.
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Male 868
Yeah - don`t buy a mac, just spend $100 a year for new Windows OS, another $XXX to upgrade all your applications that are no longer compatible and thousands of $$$ on system support and data recover because your computer sucks and is slow....
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Male 49
Getting jobed dosen`t mean employment.
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Male 562
@emmettyville: At least you have Steve Jobs. Had to be done
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Male 562
I use both. This argument has become a meme itself. Growing up around rednecks who always argued Chevy vs Ford. Do we have new rednecks? Also watching Wall-e right now and at least Pixar has a sense of humor about it.
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Female 3,001
apple is like most brands, the ridiculous price is for the name more than anything else
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Male 1,010
Apple products costs way to much. It`s silly to pay double price for computers and mp3 players. But it`s a brand thing i guess :-p
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Male 573
PC RULES! MAC SUCKS!!!!!

Sent from my iPad.
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Male 589
Are they pulling topics out of hats at Onion?
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Male 1,598
Next year my college classes are requiring Apple computers for graphic design... Why is it necessary? You can get the same programs on Windows, and I just find that so much easier than Apple.
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Male 37
"LAURA LEE SHUT UP OK, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING"

ha
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Male 1,252
yeah I howled cuz thats EXACTLY what the apple junkies at work sound like lol.
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Male 1,815
My iMac and macbook pro are both within arms reach.
What have I become?
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Female 9,584
Two Oprahs? NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Male 15
Unemployed paying for....Apple products....

Good idea. Make the poor poorer. Just what the world needs. More poverty.

The Onion strikes again with witty and on the spot news!
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Female 2,769
awe poor Laura Lee
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Male 10,440
Not really that funny.

We already know Apple`s computers are overpriced for the same functionality. That`s nothing new.

You could make fun of apple computer users, but they didn`t really do that here. Looks like they were staying impartial, which isn`t the right thing to do.

I`ve seen better from Onion.
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Male 875
i liked the scrolling bar at the bottom more than their rambeling
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Male 25,416
well played onion
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Female 4,489
well, i`m technically unemployed, and i am sitting here on a new apple. O_O
I love my apple.
I still have no job though.
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Male 261
Mac<PC
Mac is just for the looks and it cost double money to have the same poo with compatibility problems
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Male 168
Sounds about right. The fat chick knows what she`s talking about though.
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Male 958
Dude, That guy needs an oscar for his wilde performance!!! I loved that s h i t.
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Male 2,988
well played onion
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Male 2,419
Five bucks says that`s what how financial issues are discussed in government.
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Male 569
SHUT UP. YOU DON`T KNOW ANYTHING.
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Male 412
You can go....
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Male 261
Link: Should Unemployed Americans Buy Apple Gear [Rate Link] - The Onion weighs in.
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