Segway Tours Are Awesome! [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

Can anything else even compare to this awesomeness?
There are 51 comments:
Male 3,231
how do we quantify this claim for comparison?
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Female 2,415
lol, seeing stuff like this makes me so happy I`m Canadian.
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Male 112
Agree with ruthless 1990!
it`s one hell of a ad BUT doesn`t it just push your expectations to the top?
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Female 212
Advertisement win.
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Male 1,312
False
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Male 201
@lion heart-72 what if it said you died while fighting ten velocoraptors and a hippie named Ted with a Segway and the only way you could stop Ted was to self destruct the Segway?
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Female 16
I used to live right across the street from this exact segway tour - it`s in the Distillery District in Toronto, Ontario. People would whiz by me like they were pros, but most people would be falling off, going backwards, or crying. It was awesome.
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Female 3,001
this sign better not deceive me, i hate being dissapointed.
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Female 1,803
The guy who was killed riding a segway did NOT invent it, he just owned the company that sold them. Obviously, he wasn`t being careful riding it. Same as a guy driving a car off a cliff.

I rode a segway through the jungle in Cancun. A lot of fun and would love to do it again on another city tour.
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Male 521
Pictured above: Overcompensation

I don`t really want to ride something that turned on its creator and killed him (not to mention that there is NO dignified way to write "killed in a Segway accident").
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Male 1,595
I must go to there.
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Male 1,093
i dont believe it
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Female 4,359
thats pretty awesome then.
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Male 588
I know something more awesome! Suicide by segway!
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Male 210
Segues are about as awesome as a blue button down/ khaki combinations.
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Male 312
I`m in space
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Female 226
Awesomeness can ALWAYS be topped, with proper motivation :)
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Male 149
handi, is anything NOT lame?
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Male 1,360
in space, no one can hear you high-five...
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Male 2,097
Combine Star Wars with Sedgway for Mondo LLLAAAMMEEE. Give Yoda a Sedg.
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Female 4,225
Segways are awesome, nuff said
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Male 290
Segways suck my balls. I`d rather have a dirt bike.
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Male 493
lol, I`m in Ontario right now. I wanna go take that tour.
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Male 37,826
Nothing in Ontario is THAT interesting...
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Male 625
@carmium: Charming. That`s what a meant, English is not my first language, you know
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Female 6,381
Try nuclear FUSION, Mr. Explaining Expert.
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Male 3,475
Like Hell they are!
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Male 55
but who died first the shark or the bear?
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Male 1,623
Trying too hard.
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Male 625
@mayobama:
Challenge accepted! It`s called nuclear fission. The sun fuses hydrogen into helium, thus releasing huge amounts of energy. No oxygen is required for this process.
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Male 742
mayobama-That`s not fire bro.
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Male 20
Intaresting- then explain the sun
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Male 812
Explosion in space would probably look pretty weak, since there`s no air and therefore no fire.
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Male 625
If a shark high-fives a bear during an explosion in space and there`s no one around to hear it, do they make a sound?

Obviously not, `cause they`re in space... duh!
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Male 38,501

Inter237 hates them so much he said it twice.
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Male 2,441
Ugh I hate segways...My next door neighbor is the guy that created Fatwallet.com and he gets his mail on his everyday..
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Male 2,441
Ugh I hate segways...My next door neighbor is the guy that created Fatwallet.com and he gets his mail on his everyday..
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Male 10,440
Assuming the shark and bear wouldn`t be blown up,
Assuming you could get them to space and survive...
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never mind.

I want to see this segway!
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Male 230

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Male 6,737
Thats pretty aweosme
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Male 1,440
I think i would pay more to see the Shark high- fiving a bear, during an explosion in space..than take a Segway tour.
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Male 670
Thats something I would pay to see.
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Male 3,745
how about a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion in space...on skateboards...
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Male 286
not as awesome as a GNR reunion tour. (original appetite lineup) (dunnoe!)
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Male 25,416
Thats false advertising
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Male 391
how original
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Female 1,894
no, i highly doubt that.. plus theres no proof.
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Male 20
AAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH!
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Male 541
...riveting
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Male 220
meh...
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Female 8,044
Link: Segway Tours Are Awesome! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Can anything else even compare to this awesomeness?
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