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Date: 04/23/11 11:51 AM

51 Responses to Segway Tours Are Awesome! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Link: Segway Tours Are Awesome! - Can anything else even compare to this awesomeness?
  2. Profile photo of jwhalerfan
    jwhalerfan Male 30-39
    220 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:59 am
    meh...
  3. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:59 am
    ...riveting
  4. Profile photo of Rossengan
    Rossengan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    AAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH!
  5. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    no, i highly doubt that.. plus theres no proof.
  6. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    how original
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Thats false advertising
  8. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    not as awesome as a GNR reunion tour. (original appetite lineup) (dunnoe!)
  9. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    how about a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion in space...on skateboards...
  10. Profile photo of Gottamgear
    Gottamgear Male 18-29
    670 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    Thats something I would pay to see.
  11. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    I think i would pay more to see the Shark high- fiving a bear, during an explosion in space..than take a Segway tour.
  12. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Thats pretty aweosme
  13. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:04 pm

  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Assuming the shark and bear wouldn`t be blown up,
    Assuming you could get them to space and survive...
    ...

    never mind.

    I want to see this segway!
  15. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Ugh I hate segways...My next door neighbor is the guy that created Fatwallet.com and he gets his mail on his everyday..
  16. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Ugh I hate segways...My next door neighbor is the guy that created Fatwallet.com and he gets his mail on his everyday..
  17. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    Inter237 hates them so much he said it twice.
  18. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    If a shark high-fives a bear during an explosion in space and there`s no one around to hear it, do they make a sound?

    Obviously not, `cause they`re in space... duh!
  19. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Explosion in space would probably look pretty weak, since there`s no air and therefore no fire.
  20. Profile photo of mayobama
    mayobama Male 18-29
    20 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Intaresting- then explain the sun
  21. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    mayobama-That`s not fire bro.
  22. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    @mayobama:
    Challenge accepted! It`s called nuclear fission. The sun fuses hydrogen into helium, thus releasing huge amounts of energy. No oxygen is required for this process.
  23. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    Trying too hard.
  24. Profile photo of Calieb
    Calieb Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    but who died first the shark or the bear?
  25. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Like Hell they are!
  26. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Try nuclear FUSION, Mr. Explaining Expert.
  27. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    @carmium: Charming. That`s what a meant, English is not my first language, you know
  28. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    Nothing in Ontario is THAT interesting...
  29. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:16 pm
    lol, I`m in Ontario right now. I wanna go take that tour.
  30. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    Segways suck my balls. I`d rather have a dirt bike.
  31. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    Segways are awesome, nuff said
  32. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Combine Star Wars with Sedgway for Mondo LLLAAAMMEEE. Give Yoda a Sedg.
  33. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    in space, no one can hear you high-five...
  34. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    handi, is anything NOT lame?
  35. Profile photo of AniBlue
    AniBlue Female 18-29
    226 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Awesomeness can ALWAYS be topped, with proper motivation :)
  36. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    I`m in space
  37. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    Segues are about as awesome as a blue button down/ khaki combinations.
  38. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:25 pm
    I know something more awesome! Suicide by segway!
  39. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:54 am
    thats pretty awesome then.
  40. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 1:29 am
    i dont believe it
  41. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 5:50 am
    I must go to there.
  42. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 7:12 am
    Pictured above: Overcompensation

    I don`t really want to ride something that turned on its creator and killed him (not to mention that there is NO dignified way to write "killed in a Segway accident").
  43. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 9:58 am
    The guy who was killed riding a segway did NOT invent it, he just owned the company that sold them. Obviously, he wasn`t being careful riding it. Same as a guy driving a car off a cliff.

    I rode a segway through the jungle in Cancun. A lot of fun and would love to do it again on another city tour.
  44. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    this sign better not deceive me, i hate being dissapointed.
  45. Profile photo of megan_v
    megan_v Female 18-29
    16 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    I used to live right across the street from this exact segway tour - it`s in the Distillery District in Toronto, Ontario. People would whiz by me like they were pros, but most people would be falling off, going backwards, or crying. It was awesome.
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    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 2:06 am
    @lion heart-72 what if it said you died while fighting ten velocoraptors and a hippie named Ted with a Segway and the only way you could stop Ted was to self destruct the Segway?
  47. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:33 am
    False
  48. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    Advertisement win.
  49. Profile photo of Crizzy777
    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:33 am
    Agree with ruthless 1990!
    it`s one hell of a ad BUT doesn`t it just push your expectations to the top?
  50. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:57 am
    lol, seeing stuff like this makes me so happy I`m Canadian.
  51. Profile photo of liabach
    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    July 29, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    how do we quantify this claim for comparison?

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