Royal Virility, The Beer That Gives You A Boner

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Weird
http://www.brewdog.com/product/royal-virility-performance

A limited edition brew for the upcoming royal wedding. It"s beer for Prince Willy"s willy! Only 1000 made, so order now!
There are 18 comments:
Male 997
@Paddy 36p is the tax bill for everyone in the uk to the royal family. Who are forced to go round the country visiting people, meet other heads of state so the government doesn`t have to. You know what the biggest contributor to GDP past banking and financial services is? Tourism. A large part of that is the royal family and all the sites associated with the. People always complain about the things that massively help the country. They`re indentured serfs who get to live in nice houses.
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Female 3,001
Angilion, the voice of reason!
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Male 1,595
I bet it tastes awful.
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Male 37,794
I :heart: @Angilion!
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Male 12,365
The UK is scrounging off the royal family, not the other way around.
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Male 12,365
[quote]A tax dodging, benefit scrounging horce faced knob is getting married and we`re all paying for the completely unnecessarily extravagant cermony ... lets celbrate this fact, WOOOOOOOOO!!!![/quote]

Meanwhile, back in reality the royal family pay 100% tax on most of their income (it`s called the Crown Estate - feel free to look it up) and the UK makes at least a billion a year in profit from them (and that`s a conservative estimate of tourism income from them).

If I took £210 off you, charged people at least £500 to see some places associated with you and then gave you £7.90, would you be scrounging off me?

And yes, those are the right figures. In exchange for the £210M in 100% income tax on most of their income, we give them £7.9M as the civil list. The income from admission prices to monarchy-related tourist attractions is £500M by itself and that doesn`t even include all the merchandising.

The UK is scrounging o
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Male 1,461
I really don`t need beer to help give me a boner...
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Male 25,416
ackward
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Male 2,050
"I dont know about you but I dont like the idea of drinking this beer with other guys around. Its a gay idea overall"

Kinda reminds me of that episode of Tosh.0 where Tosh and his friends took viagra pills and had to watch hard core gay pornography for two hours to see who would get a boner first.
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Male 40
It`s a great solution for drunk d*ck i suppose....
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Female 9
don`t knock goats weed. it works :)
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Male 7,123
It`s bullpoo anyway. `Natural Viagra`? `Goats weed`?

Maybe the placebo effect might help, but if you need help getting it up, beer probably isn`t the answer.
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Male 15,510
I dont know about you but I dont like the idea of drinking this beer with other guys around. Its a gay idea overall
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Male 677
paddy215
The only good thing about the royal wedding is the income via tourism, which will give a boost to our econom. Oh, and the day off work/school aswell.
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Male 1,678
A tax dodging, benefit scrounging horce faced knob is getting married and we`re all paying for the completely unnecessarily extravagant cermony ... lets celbrate this fact, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I wish the royals would just go f-uck themselves, instead of their traditional f-ucking amongst themselves.
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Male 7,123
Looking forward to not giving a rat`s arse on the big day.
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Male 38,483

Is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?



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Boner Beer ! What will they think of next!



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Boners - Tastes Great - More Filling!

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Female 8,044
Link: Royal Virility, The Beer That Gives You A Boner [Rate Link] - A limited edition brew for the upcoming royal wedding. It`s beer for Prince Willy`s willy! Only 1000 made, so order now!
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