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Date: 04/22/11 08:02 AM

18 Responses to Royal Virility, The Beer That Gives You A Boner

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 21, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    Link: Royal Virility, The Beer That Gives You A Boner - A limited edition brew for the upcoming royal wedding. It`s beer for Prince Willy`s willy! Only 1000 made, so order now!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?



    or



    Boner Beer ! What will they think of next!



    or




    Boners - Tastes Great - More Filling!

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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:28 am
    Looking forward to not giving a rat`s arse on the big day.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:13 am
    A tax dodging, benefit scrounging horce faced knob is getting married and we`re all paying for the completely unnecessarily extravagant cermony ... lets celbrate this fact, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    I wish the royals would just go f-uck themselves, instead of their traditional f-ucking amongst themselves.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:28 am
    paddy215
    The only good thing about the royal wedding is the income via tourism, which will give a boost to our econom. Oh, and the day off work/school aswell.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:54 am
    I dont know about you but I dont like the idea of drinking this beer with other guys around. Its a gay idea overall
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    7068 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
    It`s bullpoo anyway. `Natural Viagra`? `Goats weed`?

    Maybe the placebo effect might help, but if you need help getting it up, beer probably isn`t the answer.
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    loverdover Female 18-29
    9 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:22 am
    don`t knock goats weed. it works :)
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    iiiicpdiiii Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:21 am
    It`s a great solution for drunk d*ck i suppose....
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:45 am
    "I dont know about you but I dont like the idea of drinking this beer with other guys around. Its a gay idea overall"

    Kinda reminds me of that episode of Tosh.0 where Tosh and his friends took viagra pills and had to watch hard core gay pornography for two hours to see who would get a boner first.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    ackward
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    I really don`t need beer to help give me a boner...
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    A tax dodging, benefit scrounging horce faced knob is getting married and we`re all paying for the completely unnecessarily extravagant cermony ... lets celbrate this fact, WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Meanwhile, back in reality the royal family pay 100% tax on most of their income (it`s called the Crown Estate - feel free to look it up) and the UK makes at least a billion a year in profit from them (and that`s a conservative estimate of tourism income from them).

    If I took £210 off you, charged people at least £500 to see some places associated with you and then gave you £7.90, would you be scrounging off me?

    And yes, those are the right figures. In exchange for the £210M in 100% income tax on most of their income, we give them £7.9M as the civil list. The income from admission prices to monarchy-related tourist attractions is £500M by itself and that doesn`t even include all the merchandising.

    The UK is scrounging o
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    The UK is scrounging off the royal family, not the other way around.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    I :heart: @Angilion!
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 7:27 am
    I bet it tastes awful.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:34 am
    Angilion, the voice of reason!
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    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 10:08 am
    @Paddy 36p is the tax bill for everyone in the uk to the royal family. Who are forced to go round the country visiting people, meet other heads of state so the government doesn`t have to. You know what the biggest contributor to GDP past banking and financial services is? Tourism. A large part of that is the royal family and all the sites associated with the. People always complain about the things that massively help the country. They`re indentured serfs who get to live in nice houses.

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