Proving Atheists Wrong... With Science! [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 6 years ago in Science


Forget the banana theory, here"s the water theory.
There are 337 comments:
Female 208
Lmao. Apparently religious people don`t pee or sweat. And that whole water cycle thing, yah that just doesn`t happen, rain is God`s tears right?
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Male 22
I`m going to assume that there are 14 pages of people going "OMG!11!! How can they be so retarded?!!1 Water cycle!!!!111!!!1!" etc., for a picture that is so obviously stupid that no one who has ever pissed would base any sort of argument on it.
Or as has been stated: obvious troll pic, why so obvious?
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Male 49
O2+C6H12O6->CO2+H2O
Has this person not taken biochemistry at all? This is basic, people...
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Male 371
I think it`s obvious that `piss` is the answer here.
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Male 194
Once people evolve bodies that run solely on fusion power, then you might have a case. Oh, wait...
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Male 494
ಠ_ಠ
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Male 191
Obvious troll pic, why so obvious?
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Male 9
Not even close to be accurate. Even if earth has been around 3 billion years, it does not mean that earth has had a population of 6 billion all those years. There was a point when earth was only inhabited by 5 million, and it slowly grew.
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Female 251
...So they haven`t heard of the water cycle, then?
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Male 335
This is exactly the kind of retarded "logic" a believer would use.
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Male 155
does this mean that anyone now has the basis to disprove the existence of god with urine?
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Female 2,415
Stupid. This author is missing the big point that the used water, whether imbibed or used for other purposes, is just put immediately back into the world`s water system. It`s recycling at it`s most basic and long term in scope. The author seems to think that the earth makes new water for us to drink/use; nope, it`s just us re-drinking and re-using over and over again. Dumb ass.
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Male 116
to all you americans that believe in god, unlucky, you`re wrong, you`re deluded, and most of all, you`re nikcuf dumb
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Male 1,129
I forgot I dont pee or sweat I use all the water and none of it goes back... tell that too my bladder when im drinking large quantities of beer
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Female 525
Uhm..we release water back once we`ve used it o.O so argument makes no sense.
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Male 53
Isn`t this assuming that the life from 3billion years ago used the same amount of water as the life today?

But really, is anyone going to change their religious views because of a post on IAB? ;-)
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Male 12,138
vv Ah, the old Boxxy.

You know, forgotten internet history 101, we found her, before she went meme. At the time her video was posted here, it had 101 views on youtube. And yet, so many of our own users don`t believe that something as lame as IAB could possiby produce something as viral as Boxxy.

Link here, skip to 1:15 if you`re impatient.

LINKY

I was there when it happened, man.
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Male 4
what they haven`t realized is that water is created from hydrogen and oxygen both which are produced naturally thus being why there is still water on earth and why we haven`t depleted our water source.
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Male 759

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Male 494
"uhh, well the part thats mainly wrong with this is that it assumes that there have been 6 billion people on earth since its inception. Im with kameo, logic=0 oon this"

"since its inception"
"its inception"



Satellite orbits the Moon which orbits the Earth which orbits around the Sun which orbits around Sagittarius A which orbits around the local group which orbits around the Virgo Supercluster

Orbits within orbits...
ASTRONOCEPTION
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Male 494
"There are so many comments quoting the conservation of mass (or matter (or even mater in one case)) despite it being largely irrelevant in this example. Even in a closed system, water can be depleted. It`s not an inert element and can easily react with other substances to form new molecules. This doesn`t add any weight to the original and frankly absurd argument but it is disturbing that so many "disciples of science" don`t understand the rhetoric they are spouting. "

Agreed.
Apparently, nobody here has made it past high-school.
As for the picture, it`s a joke.

Let me show you guys a little math trick.

Take these two types of people:
People who cling to their religion while knowing nothing about it.
People who cling to their science while knowing nothing about it.

Simplifying, we find:
(People who cling to something while knowing nothing about it)(science)(religion)(politics)(Etc.).

People who cling
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Male 45
uhh, well the part thats mainly wrong with this is that it assumes that there have been 6 billion people on earth since its inception. Im with kameo, logic=0 oon this
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Female 1,264
"Water is recycled, We drink it, ten we pee it out."


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Male 68
Wow, so these people actually believe that we are slowly running out of water. That is completely f**king mental. I`m usually not into bashing religion, but the sheer stupidity and self-rightousness of this makes me just want to go into a church and laugh at everybody there.
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Female 383
Wow, really.
Logic= 0 here.
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Male 219
What disturbs me most is the vast quantity of bad science in the comments.

I`m an atheist with a background in science but a lot of these posts make me wish there was a god of science to smite these people with the idiot stick.

There are so many comments quoting the conservation of mass (or matter (or even mater in one case)) despite it being largely irrelevant in this example. Even in a closed system, water can be depleted. It`s not an inert element and can easily react with other substances to form new molecules. This doesn`t add any weight to the original and frankly absurd argument but it is disturbing that so many "disciples of science" don`t understand the rhetoric they are spouting.
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Male 26
Water is recycled, We drink it, ten we pee it out.
Natural filters filter it out, then its water again.
HOLY dratING poo! NO WAY!
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Female 4,408
real or not, i bet some idiots actrually think this, dumbasses.
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Male 103
LOL! since this is posted in science.. not comedy I`ll humor it with a response it`s.
1. Assuming there`s been 7 billion people on this planet 6000 years ago, (there were only thousands)
2. Assuming water completely disappears forever and thus breaks the law of conservation of mass.
3. Assuming that everyone on earth drinks 2 liters of water a day

I mean... I shouldn`t have to actually humor this with a response... because it clearly belongs in comedy.

I do love trolls though.
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Male 185
trolling post....is trolling
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Female 614
this is just plain biased statistics. we learn about precipitation and the water cycle in like 4th grade. i mean, we did in the secular school i went to, i`m not sure about what private christian elementary schools teach you about where water goes. apparently you keep it in your body until the end of time.

in a paraphrasal of the book-keeper that peter talks to, "that pee is just concentrated liquid evil coming out the bottom of you."
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Male 1
If you kept consuming 2 liters per day indefinitely without letting any out you would last 3 days. We call this a variable, its what real scientist account for.
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Male 143
Can someone show me where this is actually posted on a thiest board? All I see is a bunch of athiests laughing at a ridiculous arguement that they only think was made by a thiest.
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Male 1,929
Is this IAB`s attempt at some unneeded "balance"? Coz it`s pointless.
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Male 900
I keep all my water to myself. It never goes back into the world. IT`S MINE!!!! I NEVER PEE, I NEVER SWEAT!!!
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Male 306
It makes me want to scream and beat stuff.
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Male 190
WOW.... faith must really make one stuipid.

I mean I know it breeds ignorance... but this is just stuipid.
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Male 8
to whoever made this, do you not pee?!
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Male 1,162
Yeah, cause us 7 billion humans existed for 3 billion years to drink that much water. Wow this argument fails.
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Male 130
simply LOL
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Male 794
omg this argument is valid, since im made of 75% water and when i die, all of my soul is technically water and will go to heaven, that means the earth is only 6000 years old, man all this time i was an anesthetist believing these sneaky FU*KERS placing face focils from plastic dinosaurs cuz obviously dinosaurs never existed and never drank water and neither do animals, they inhale moisture from the air, i am sooooo gonna start to pray now, NOT
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Male 1,736
What the heck? This is the most retarded argument I`ve ever heard of. Can you really argue against such stupidity?
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Male 959
the stupidity here is truly amazing.
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Female 74
what goes in comes out...
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Male 219
Now I just feel dumb
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Male 2,855
its true, water does dissapear, comes out as piss instead, so as the oceans are not filled with piss, this is 100% accurate
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Male 79
Someone needs to learn this troll about the hydrological cycle...
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Male 625
U mad, atheists???

[Christian troll is unsuccessful]
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Male 5
imo its too oblivious, probably trolled.
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Female 3,001
this cannot be real...
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Male 4,793
Religion fail. cause obviously when we drink water it just disappears forever. It most certainly does NOT get pissed out and recycled back into the world.
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Male 48
It must be great to be so blissfully ignorant of the real world.
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Male 734
There is a water cycle, and people drink fresh water not salt water.
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Male 197
I understand. This person didn`t learn about the water cycle in 4th grade because he was off getting loved in the butt by his new spiritual leader. I just wonder if sensible christians see things like this and engage in massive facepalms.
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Female 474
wow, this can`t be real, even middle school children know about the water cycle. *facepalm*
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Male 1,623
Haha, limited logic is what is killing this planet and leaving most of the population sitting here like the dimwitted arseholes they are.
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Female 144
It`s really hurting my brain that this was most likely seriously serious.
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Male 588
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Male 11
Water is continuously replenished in nature, even the water you consume is replenished back in the form of water vapor mostly,and many others, so I don`t see a single thing about that :) Moreover the world`s population was not 7 billion from before it has doubled in the past 200 years.

http://www.farrrt.com/
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Female 98
Not to take their side, myndi, But I believe that secret super power may be technology. >.>
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Female 13
"This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty" baaa haaa haa.
This only proves two things to me: Christians must have some kind of secret super powers so they can drink salty sea water and they don`t believe in rain.
...this can`t be legit, even Christians can`t be this dumb.
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Male 43
Surely no one believes we`ve only been around 6000 years ha.
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Male 3,477
"I never touch the stuff, fish fornicate in water."
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Male 1,108
Water goes in, piss comes out. You can`t explain that!!
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Male 5
the human kind hasnt been here for that long and its a never ending cycle that stems from the ocean and remember the huge amounts of ice(aka water) at the poles
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Male 497
This is a troll pst because:

Whether or not this proves God, the person who wrote this doesn`t know that water circulates. You drink then piss, fart, exhale, poop.
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Male 14
Yes when we drink water disappears. We have black holes inside. What you pee is the devil. Not water + some s**t.
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Male 116
Please do not use science to prove atheists wrong. Try using the Bible. Science has tried disproving religion for years. Fortunately, I, as a Christian, see way to many flaws in this water theory.
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Female 152
Can`t tell if trolling or just very stupid.
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Male 31
@miasmaat

4.4 Million* not billion haha, i understand it was probably just a typo but it seemed necessary to point that out. BTW, even that form of life was practically nothing like us, homo sapiens which have only existed i think around 200 000 years if my memorys correct
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Male 2,402
@Kottin_KOb and Davymid

Well put.
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Male 2,402
@KBird7

sniff........sniff.......sniff........ Arooooooooo! I smell a troll.
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Male 239
If memory serves... we as a species pretty much just recycle water... what goes in comes out in one form or another... and the same goes for pretty much EVERYTHING LIVING THING ON EARTH!
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Male 11
Hello? Rain?

Hello? Population difference between now and 3 billion years ago?

Hello, troll post. This is so wrong it has to be fake.
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Male 144
i love this post, but more so, I LOVE THE COMMENTS! pages and pages of entertainment.

ps. peoples will be peoples, especially when it comes to the internets...
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Female 298
too stupid to breed..
I hope this is a troll post - because if this person legitimately believes in this and doesn`t see the gaping logical flaws.. it is just depressing.

Carbon dating of hominid fossil evidence indicates that human-like life has been around for at least 4.4 billion years.

There are not 7 billion people now and there have never been before. The world population is constantly increasing (and is now virtually exploding). Not only this but lifespans have been increasing over time.
Furthermore - water intake per day is not constant over time or populations.
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Male 451
All you people who feel you must have some sort of solid evidence, some scientific proof that God exists... I pray for you. It is called faith, you either have it or you don`t.
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Female 98
Oh, aaaand, I just wanted to bring up what you said before. It seems like you`re saying people who are reasonable with their religions don`t believe in a young earth, but also believe that many other things science has built upon are completely untrue. This doesn`t make too much sense to me.
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Female 98
Um. Okay? I was only talking of the crazies in the picture making what they thought was a point. If they were going to make an argument on something, they should at least give valid points. Especially when what they`re arguing is something they claim to understand. I wasn`t trying to start an argument myself, however.
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Male 12,138
"If they actually studied the bible like people who actually cared, they`d see that the English translations don`t do justice to the original text etc etc"

Observe, this is EXCACTLY the point I was making ten posts ago. You`re interpreting the Bronze-Age texts written by goat-herders correctly, and those Fundies have got it wrong. All of a sudden a Day is a Billion Years. Let`s be very generous and ignore the fact that the order is all f*cked up.

Look, your particular flavour of religion may or may not be real. Your personal God (Zeus? Apollo? Jesus, you say? Just take a seat over there) may or may not exist. Who knows? Science has no way of disproving it, that`s for sure.

You know what I know however? Science works, which is why you`re reading this.
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Female 98
If they actually studied the bible like people who actually cared, they`d see that the English translations don`t do justice to the original text. Therefore, you have to be aware of the translations of certain words, and what they actually mean, or what words they come close to. When the term "days" was used in Genesis referring to the days it took to create the universe and everything in it, the word does not translate to literal days. It`s more like "ages", or "times". It`s a non-specific amount of time. The scripture was simply stating that certain things that were created were done one by one in the same amount of time as each other, in a very precise and planned out way.
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Male 490
Cant help but to state what I have observed, which is ~70-80% of the reply`s to this thread shows other people`s lack of seeing an obvious troll post.
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Male 2,700
So you just insulted the majority of people here on the site? I do believe you just made yourself the troll, funny. Also a bit bipolar to attack everyone around you when someone disagrees with you.
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Male 490
And yes, I did read that. It shows you the general intellect of the populace of this site. Rather sad, dont you think?
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Male 490
Yup, guess you`re incapable of reading. Go on, keep making yourself look like an idiot. =P
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Male 2,700
Oye Ice Dragon, tell that to the past 11 pages of posts....

Or did you fail to read that?
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Male 2,700
I tell you what, Put the schmo who wrote this in one glass room, put ANYONE who doesnt believe this in another glass room. Give the author 5 gallons of Water, no oxygen filtration. Now give the other person the same 5 gallons of water, fill the glass room with plants, and a small filtration machine. It doesnt take a politician to tell you who will die first. But at least they will die while they pray.
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Male 490
@Steelgrid & Suicism Dont like to read, do you? This is obviously a troll post.
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Male 2,700
"Now what atheists? Yea, that what I thought!

You got owned by science."

Yeah five zones, you tell them. They got owned by the most retarded webpost this side of the Pansy_Crying_Brittany.

Fivezones, congrats, you just owned yourself.
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Male 2,700
It seems they forgot that humans, and most animals, PISS!!!! The ground, water, air, and the currents that carry it all act as a filter.

I dont even know why I was about to go into depth. This is what happens when you try to fight fire with fire. Except in this case this is someone fighting fire with cotton balls and thinking it is fire.

Honestly the more i think about this entire post, the more it angers me. If the bible was filled with facts just like this, then there wouldn`t even be an argumeent....

.....Oh, shyt, wait....
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Male 3,631
That`s right, I forgot! Water simply disappears when you drink it! Damn feces-flinging atheist faggots!
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Male 12,138
In a pathetic attempt to finish on a positive note, please listen to reason and science. We’re here, having a conversation typed on plastic keys, encoded into ciphers, sent down fibre-optic cables, via geostationary satellites, at the speed of light, so that you can read what I just typed on your liquid crystal display screen and respond to this on a website called I-Am-Bored.com. Seriously, think about that.

Alright, I’m done. Davy out.
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Male 12,138
Exploring deeper, I hear many Christians “disagreeing with” things like homosexuality. Usually coupled with some “Hate the sin, not the sinner” bollocks. Some here go as far as to call it a perversion which will lead to people having sex with children and animals (Crakrjak, you amongst them) . All the while claiming that Fred Phelps doesn`t represent them, he’s an abhorrent human being etc. Don’t you realise that it’s a spectrum?

Crazy religious bastards is Dark Chocolate. Moderate mainstream religion is Vanilla. It’s still Ice Cream, just in less of a decadent flavour. Don`t you sensible and intelligent religious people realise that you`re giving cover and credence to the headbangers when you deny things like evolution, which we understand better than gravity?
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Male 12,138
Yeah yeah, I know this is a troll post. But this is important, so listen good. Somewhere, there`s an undercurrent on societal norms that Atheism= Science. And presumably, the counterpoint is, Religion = Anti-science.

The former does not necessarily lead to the latter. I`m a professional scientist, and I have many work colleagues who are also scientists, who are deeply religious. I have the utmost respect for them. They`re damn good at what they do. Because they know to check in the Bible at the door in the morning and do real science.

Just want to point out that I`ve heard the convo so many times from Conservative Christians that entirely provable things like Evolution and man-made Climate Change is a lie made up by the Libtard lying left etc. And at the same time they point to troll posts like this and say "That`s ridiculous! These Crazy Young-Earth Creationists are ruining our credibility!"
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Male 490
I`m just going to say that this was created by an atheist/troll to begin with. Anybody who wrote a half page post to disprove this is an idiot who only fed the troll.
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Male 1,010
This proves the excistence of Satan, more than God...
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Male 93
Are they arguing that there have been 6-7 billion people for 6,000 years?

Not on my planet there haven`t.
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Male 1
LOLOLOL!! 1] god doesn`t exist. if you believe in him you`re a dratin moron. 2] If you think that it`s impossible to drink that much water [especially seeing that EVERY living thing depends on it] Then you too, are also a drating moron. I mean poo, you can`t really be so stupid as to believe some horse poo like this. dratin stupid christians.
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Male 63
I don`t see what that had to do with Atheism. Atheist`s don`t believe in a god, and that is pretty much the extent of Atheism. While it may be generally assumed that an Atheist also believes in the theory of evolution, it is not a fact.
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Female 245
They forgot that most of the water on Earth is salty and undrinkable.

But yeah, this is utterly stupid anyway.
Made me lol :D
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Male 243
lol, guess what`s in pee pee... wa wa
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Male 377
Uh duh! For 6 million years.. people, animals and every other water sipping critter has returned water back to the cycle by pissing it back in.. DERP! Heheheheeee!!
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Male 70
Good old fundamentalists, making every other Christian look retarded.
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Male 256
I ... am ... utterly ... astounded. These people have obviously never taken a basic chemistry class. I`m surprised they`re smart enough to use a computer. I ... just ... can`t <boooooom> <<< was my head exploding <<<
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Male 928
Except for the part of science that shows us water we drink is not actually gone but temporarily consumed and cycled through us. So over a 3 billion year period of time it is fully plausible that humans consumed said amount.
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Male 41
I want to break something!
AAAAAAAARGHH!!! D:
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Male 88
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Priceless.
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Female 40
I.... I.... what is this I don`t even.... (I don`t usually use memes, but this one seemed warranted)
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Male 41
I just...
I just get mad at reading this.....

I really cant believe they don`t think more than enought
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Male 13
There right.... after all these years they finally have definitive proof there is a god. Brb i gotta go buy a bible.
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Male 2,592
trollololol
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Male 1,021
Now what atheists? Yea, that what I thought!

You got owned by science.
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Male 334
next they will be trying to tell us that we have already breathed up all the oxygen that was allotted to the planet some billion years ago, but we still have oxygen so there must be a god. freakin idiot god freaks.
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Male 1,744
Don`t feed the trolls
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Male 80
lolwut?
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Female 631
...it`s like they think water dissapears once you drink it...
I.. I...
the amount of stupidity I just can`t understand how people can be so dumb..
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Male 26
so they`re saying that when it rains, its completely new water?!
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Male 96
sigh.. water came from space in the first place.. water is more common in the universe than you think
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Male 137
Not everyone on the planet has water to drink
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Male 28
I don`t pee, sweat, spit, or cry. Therefore, this MUST be true!!
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Male 75
isn`t water more or less renewable (drink it in, sweat, piss, and crap it out) i render this invalid.
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Male 2,591
Fxckin kidneys, how do they work??
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Male 577
I am the end of the water cycle.
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Male 15
Yes because the earth has obviously had 6 billion + people living on it for the last 3 billion years....
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Male 59
I don`t believe this is a real argument by a religious type. It is clearly a mock-up to make fun of them.
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Male 10
When I drink water, I find it stays inside of me forever and never, ever finds its way back into the water cycle.
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Male 2,033
Can`t tell if troll or not.
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Male 160

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Male 743
Obeydarklord, this isn`t /b/. Don`t treat it like it. And as for the rest, Don`t worry, not all of us Christians are that dumb.
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Female 295
I`m Catholic and I find this stupid.
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Male 2,402
Almost 3 billion people a day drink this.
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Male 2,402
Staring in disbelief..............
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Male 11
I thought what Darklord said
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Male 515
*face palm*
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Male 1,360
we said life has existed for 3 billion years, not human life.
when something dies and decays the moisture drying out of the corpse evaporates.
urine evaporates into water
shut up christfags
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Male 314
what?

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Male 893
so what, peeing all of a sudden doesn`t exist?
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Male 132
I call BS, this is such an obvious troll
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Male 299
lol
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Male 31
I lol`d at the stupid. Good job troll.
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Male 9
WATER IS RENEWABLE.
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Male 120
WoW 8 pages of comments.... I`d say that this is a successful troll....All Hail the Troll King!!!
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Male 2,145
Right, the population of the Earth has never changed in 4 billion years? Another loony for Christ.
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Male 2,121
To every single person who replied saying this is retarded,

YOU ARE RETARDED! To use a meme: obvious troll is obvious.

I weep for humanity.
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Male 541
You got us!

1. I`m a drating retard and don`t understand science
2. Therefore, God exists. Our God mind you, not the 1000`s of other possibilities. DUH OF COURSE
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Male 201
Oh wow...

I know people who would use that argument to convince me to join their church. I very much hate people like that.
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Male 112
I was unaware that humans had the mental capacity to use 2 liters of water 3 billion years ago.
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Male 6
Skilled at math but earth science, not so much.
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Male 129
Yeah I`m smelling a troll here; nobody`s that stupid. Oh dear God I hope not. And Angilion, your trolling is not appreciated either, dude. An expression of disbelief is fine, but an ad hominem argument isn`t very helpful.
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Female 1,070
...

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... *facepalm*
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Male 190
That`s why everyone is getting so fat. They retain that 2 liters of water a day they drink forever!
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Male 2,988
"We should calculate how much air is left for us to breath too! I`m going to start storing air in bottles just for me."

THIS! LOL!
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Male 87
wait.... nope, thats completely valid.
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Male 197
That was silly and very wrong
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Male 12,365
[quote]It HAS TO be a joke. Not even creationists are THAT stupid![/quote]

Yes, they are. It might be a joke, but I`d bet that some people think it`s a convincing argument for the creationism they so desperately want to pretend has any evidence supporting it.
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Male 2,384
so stupid i dont even want to argue, stupid troll!!!!!!!1
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Male 10,855
[quote]There are other more valid scientific based reasons to doubt evolution theory[/quote]
Really now? I`ve yet to hear them so you fail similarly.

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Male 10,855
Facepalm-a-rama!

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Male 178
Oh, Good Lord!
*facepalm*
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Male 24
lol that was a total science fail. Poor sucker really thinks he actually knew something, what a dumbass
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Male 10
Isn`t there just a simple way to take the PISS out of this argument?
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Male 329
they kind of forgot that once we drink the water.....we pee it back out...it gets recycled
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Male 24
Lmfao at the lack of science.
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Male 223
So. Many. Holes. In. Argument... Can`t. Resist. Being. Trolled.
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Male 216
1.21 GIGAWATTS!!
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Male 542
Made by an atheist.
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Male 14
ummm,what? ok so in the same state of mind as the author.... what about all the "magic" water that just falls from the sky? I think it`s called rain? maybe that refills the oceans right?....intelligent beings choose life, the universe and all that entails. the dimwits choose religion
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Male 3,894
Trolls. Ain`t no reason to reply to this.

Nobody actually believes it, so why bother explaining why it`s wrong?
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Male 1,312
Face. Palm.
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Male 626
There are these things called animals. You know, like the stuff you eat? They need water too, retards.
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Female 535
rayy ayyy ayyy ayyyyain, I don`t mind. shiii iiii iii iiiine, the weather`s fine.
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Female 108
matter cannot be created or destroyed only transformed.
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Male 3
Let me feed the troll. I drink water, I then piss, Which gets taken to sewers, which is then cleaned. Which i then drink and piss again. Or I piss on the ground it is then carried off into the sky and then it rains. Nothing is ever consumed or gone. Just changes forms. and can be changed back again.
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Male 2,422
This post shows how thoroughly bible-thumpers fail at science.
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Male 1,510
We should calculate how much air is left for us to breath too! I`m going to start storing air in bottles just for me.
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Male 337
Uhhhhh....I don`t even know
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Male 639
@ajd121, the regular oceans are pretty much the oceans of urine.
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Male 40,728
Oscar Wilde: "I don`t drink water, fish have sex in it!"
The man was a genius!
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Male 40,728
It HAS TO be a joke. Not even creationists are THAT stupid!
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Male 493
This doesn`t even warrant a return response.
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Male 5
This is such a stupid post. First of all, nobody ever said humans have been around for 3 billion years, only that the planet is approximately that old. Secondly, this theory does not account for rainwater, water that is purified by reverse osmosis, etc. People do not drink salt water.
Thirdly, there have not been 6 (or 7, let`s be generous to the creationists)billion people on the planet the whole time. Dumb theory.
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Male 360
gotta be a troll. too made up to be believed even by relig......my bad, this must be part of: BIBLE 2.0

(isn`t the water cycle taught in like, 3rd grade.)
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Male 165
@ MildCorma...Absolutely effing hilarious.....
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Male 5,314




















*facepalm as well*
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Male 638
The real argument should be, "Where are these oceans of Urine" Rather than why is there still water around.
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Male 820
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Male 6,077
To Crucible,
I really hope you`re right. If you`re not then the writer`s lack of comprehension of how water cycles and of how populations grow over time is stunning.
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Male 496

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Female 29
@Angelmassb

actually Adam is the Hebrew word foe man and my be related to the Hebrew word for ground (adamah) idk what your friend is smoking but I am pretty sure that it is some strong poo...... )-|
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Male 1,815
I`m pretty sure that whoever wrote this was acting dumb intentionally to make creationists look stupid.
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*facepalm*




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Male 569
@manic
i think.
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Male 1,595
Ya drink it, Ya pee it, Ya clean it, Ya drink it again.

I see no problems here.
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Female 999
Gosh, I know the food I eat is never seen again.
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Female 412
That is the most fail piece of science I have seen in a while, and I think most people have already mentioned why below! :P
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Male 15,510
@randomxnp

Adam comes from the ancient word "A`dam" that means "The doomed one". The person who told me has been researching very very old religious documents but right now I dont have his sources to show you and confirm this.
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Female 119
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Female 682
*spits out water that i was drinking* is "would have drunk" proper English??? appalling...
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Male 311
That must be why the rest of the universe is uninhabited! God just created those places so long ago that their life-forms must have drank all of their water and then evaporated into the heavens leaving no trace!
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Female 1,101
Yea. I`m hoping this is a troll, because even christians should know that water doesn`t just vanish when you drink it. Some of it stays in your body and a lot of it comes back out when you urinate with your bodies waste products.
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Male 37
ROFL. My goodness religious people are stupid.
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Female 78
um..nice?
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Male 6
I know that whoever made this is probably trolling, but I have to say something.

The water we drink doesn`t just disappear, it recycles into the environment through sweat, urine, etc. This is the same for all mass that we consume and our very bodies as well.
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Male 1,182
this cant be serious...
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Male 73
Oddly enough, water is one of the best defenses for either religion or the anthropic principle (see wikipedia). Water has a lot of really funky weird properties (especially expanding when it freezes) that wouldn`t be true if any of the fundamental constants were even trivially different. And these special properties seem to be pretty important for the development of life as we know it. I really wish my fellow Christians would actually learn a little science before making themselves look so stupid.
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Male 1,293
djsadistix

"Ok, let`s clarify something here. Atheists don`t necessarily believe that the earth has been around for 3 billion years. EVOLUTIONISTS, on the other hand, do"

OK, let`s actually clarify, rather than cloud the issue.

4.55 billion years is the accepted figure for the age of the Earth. It has nothing to do with evolution. It is calculated largely from the age of chondritic meteorites by dating of crystals from isotope figures. Very, very few atheists would disagree with this if they were told the figure and told of the evidence.
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Male 391
I don`t know which atheists they are referring to, but nobody with a functioning brain believes that humans have been here for 3 billion years. So fail.
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Male 2,441
This is a troll right???
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Male 1,293
Phestizio

"Adam" is Turkish for "man"
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Male 1,293
The banana theory is much better, as it is true, the banana was "designed" by an intelligence. A human intelligence though, of course.
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Male 758
The water is being replenished at my house as I type...(yay rain!).
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Male 2,229
love SephirothA83 comment

Sad now that it`s somewhat better than mine...
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Male 42
Damn, you beat me to it.
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Male 15
The funny thing is that people are actually arguing and saying how stupid this is.

Successful troll is successful.
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Male 2,229
Missed the point the people are 60% water themselves, and that "water" enter and leave the body in multiple ways. Such as piss, poo, sweat, tear; food, drink and just soaking water (absorption thew the skin).

The "arguments" used is a "fail" (by Internet speak) because there is a failure to account ice and vapour volumes. As well as assuming the population as a constant, when it is a flux variable.

The measure of liquid water is WAY off mark. Since there is Also three types/layers of subterranean water that difficult measure due to it`s uneven distribution.

Like the banana, under the analysis,`argument` fails to compute.
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Male 605
Love it.
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Male 1,081
Trolololol.
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Male 129
Lets assume I did drink 2 litres each day of this week....then in 1 week, I`d drunk 14 litres. Given 1 litre of water weighs 1 kg, my weight should have increased by 14 kgs in 1 week!!!

Wait!!! It has!! Darn, I need to go to the gym...
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Male 64
Water: It used to be pee!
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Male 1,341
Haha, that was pretty funny.
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Male 5
hahahahahaha I genuinely couldn`t stop laughing at the absurdity of this!! :)
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Male 59
oddly enough the Sumarians (oldest known civilization) appeared around 6000 years ago, they called themselves "The Adamu" and they lived in a land they called "the eden" they claimed to have been made by god in his image and where kicked out of "the eden" because they used the tree of life,carvings of which look like a DNA strand.
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Male 90
This person needs to be shot. I hate ignorance.
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Male 450
Lol, at the assumption there has been 7 billion people in the world since the beginning of mankind.
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Male 3,619
the only thing stupider than people believing this is the people who believe this was written in all seriousness
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Male 881
WAIT! Every single form of life drinks water everyday. We would have gone through that much water in only a couple decades. THE EARTH DIDN`T EXIST BEFORE 1984!
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Male 117
i think it`s obviously meant as a joke, but it`s kind of a sore spot, seeing as some people are this dumb :(
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Male 1,582
Because no one pees... EVER!
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Male 182
uh oh someone doesn`t understand how an ecosystem works
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Male 2,307
Trolling...
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Male 69
Only stupid people would believe this. Read a science book once and a while and learn something. Education these days..
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Male 198
I`m convinced.
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Male 106
Water says Hi to the Rain,
Rain says Hi to the Mountains,
Mountains Say Hi to the stream
Stream says Hi to the River
River says to the Lake (purification plant)
Lake says Hi to your glass
Glass says Hi to your bladder
Bladder says Hi to your toilet
Toilet says Hi to the sewage
Sewage says Hi to a new and improved recycling center that separates and refines good water.

Water that doesn`t make it to these plants go through the same process. They make it up to the mountains, pass through the rocky streams which act as a natural filter for water.

Don`t believe me? Prove it wrong.

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Male 25,416
This will get messy
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Female 212
K. Agreed. Water cycle. Jesus couldn`t be THIS stupid . . . could he?
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Male 1,256
How dumb.
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Female 95
My body makes water disappear, I don`t know what you guys are talking about ;) lol this is a hilarious post. Sad thing is, it will convince a majority of Americans, not because they`re uneducated, but because they refuse to think twice about anything that may prove their beliefs
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Male 955
water cycle says hi
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Male 965
Actually we are running out of drinking water.
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Female 1,589
Someone has never heard of the water cycle.
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Male 3,842
Yes, of course, since upon drinking water, it is never released out of the human body through urination or defacation, but rather simply disappears from existence. Law of Conservation of Matter be damned!
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Male 409
This may be poe, but if you spend any time on religious web sites and forums this is exactly the level of argument used. Normally, this would qualify as an argument from ignorance, but in this case, it is an argument from stupidity.
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Male 106
Ermm.. People have been drinking their own piss up until like whenever France got water pipes.
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Male 339
Two words. "Water Cycle".
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Female 412
Wat.
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Male 51
trololol
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Female 8,045
I sincerely hope this is a troll. It must be- if not I suggest we all stick our heads in the oven on the count of three...
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Male 83
Double facepalm? No, no, no... this warrants a full-on implied facepalm.
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Female 2,674
Makes me have to pee.
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Male 5,094
davymid: Thanks, I learned something.
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Male 5
Really? I`m not so much troubled by the inaccurate logic and misapplication of fact as I am with the author`s attempt to propel a completely useless agenda. But then again, perhaps it is satire and if so, bravo.
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Male 61
This fails on so many levels.
For one, it says, "...in fact, we have huge amounts of unused water." Well, The oceans are huge. About 70 percent of the planet is covered in ocean, but it is not a practical source for drinking water.
The truth is, about 2 percent of the planet`s water is fresh, but 1.6 percent is locked up in the polar ice caps and glaciers.
I`m not going to comment on the worse part about the population that has remained 6 billion since the creation of the Earth.
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Male 10,440
[quote] Why does this look like anti Christian propaganda to me? [/quote]
Hey! I haven`t thought of that. Interesting idea...

Create ridiculous, flawed arguments for the existence of god that everyone can see through and plaster them everywhere. They will naturally be indistinguishable from stuff creationists/morons/etc. actually believe and thus the net amount of ridicule will grow!

Keep em coming.
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Female 1,329
I`m assuming that the poster didn`t pay attention in school when the Water Cycle was being taught.
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Male 105
If this is a troll, it is excellent. If not then i`ve got to make sure this person sees a eugenecist as soon as possible. Well done humanity, you`ve managed to spawn EITHER; someone incredibly witty and smart, or someone so mind-numbingly stupid they`re probably chewing power cables going "buuuuuhhhhhhhh".
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Female 570
Hehehe. Funny.
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Male 2,376
this math assumes that there have always been 6 billion people on earth and we don`t pee..

im no atheist but this might change my mind.. a god wouldn`t create such an idiot, no?
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Male 379
@gbrzeatetee
you are obviously one of the great undiscovered minds of history. someone get this man a nobel prize.
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Male 59
Good Grief
It`s just too much to bear

*Double Facepalm = very appropriate
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Male 358
Why does this look like anti Christian propaganda to me?
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Male 206
The stupid. It burrrrnnnnns!
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Female 839
*facepalm*
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Male 128
Wow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . what a fail.
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Male 169
Nope, can`t see any flaws with that argument. I see the error of my ways, now. Praise the Lord!
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Male 530
WOW! so Humans have existed for 3 billion years too?
I have to talk to my grandfather, maybe he walked with dinosaurs when he was younger.
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Male 677
TROLOLOLOO
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Male 490
*Facedesk*
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Male 1,540
This HAS to be made by a troll. There`s no way anyone could have made this and actually believed it.
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Male 12,138
Reganom: Poe`s Law.
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Male 10,440
Oh that was pathetic.

It was sort of funny too, I guess it was worth posting then.

[quote] So very wrong for two reasons [/quote]
There are actually many, many more reasons why it`s wrong, but let`s not ruin the fun.
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Male 505
I`m slightly worried by this post.

I`m assuming that they were trolling which is the most likely. What worries me the most is that they might actually believe that.
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Male 181
Wow, so much stupidity in that, one doesn`t even know where to begin. Best to just walk away. On second thought - run.
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Male 39,880

If you can dazzle them brilliance

Baffle them with Bull$hit
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Male 153
Awww, poor irrational christian blathering on about non-sense. It`s so cute!
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Male 174
Water cycle doesn`t explain everything. How many billions of humans and animals in those billion years? They would have filled the oceans in piss ten times over and even though the water from my tap is a bit yellow sometimes, I know it`s not piss. And don`t BS people with recycling and stuff: piss in a bottle, let the bottle in the sun for a month => it doesn`t become clear again. Scientists be lyin.
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Male 10,338
Wait a second. I have to clarify.

I believe in creation, but not the 6000 year theory. I also believe in evolution.

There I feel better.
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Male 10,338
Stupid creationists.
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Female 3,562
Apparently when we consume water it`s gone forever and never goes back into the environment. And the numbers get REALLY crazy when you realize the obvious: there are 6 billion people on earth now, but there have been trillions of humans in the history of our civilization.
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Male 78
So if I drink two liters of water a day and don`t return any back to the Earth (because I never piss and normally poo bricks and dust), then I must concede and return to church so I can pay for having smoke blown up my ass. Blind faith FTW!!
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Male 7,830
wow, that was ridiculous. I really hope the person who wrote that knows what they were doing, because it wasnt hurting atheists at all.
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Male 84
meant *not 7 billion
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Male 10,338
Stupid creationists.
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Male 84
as a Christian and believer in spirituality i have to disagree with this since the POPULATION was 7 billion from the start of human existence. or was it? lets drink an ocean full of water and not piss or perspire or aspire or expire sweat until this is true. wtf
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Male 260
what idiot posted this as accurate in any way at all, its grown to almost 7 billion... but the keyword there is grown, there used to be not that many people, there didnt used to be people at all... athiests win again... im not an athiest, i believe in god, i just do not believe in religion, war-causing, pedophile making, brainwashing... religion
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Male 1,284
wow what a retard!!
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Male 17,511
As a Christian, This is so full of fail and for the obvious scientific reasons.

There are other more valid scientific based reasons to doubt evolution theory, but this kind of harebrained reasoning just makes Christians look nuts.
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Female 1,798
amen gothmo, I agree with you completely :)
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Male 6
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oh wait, you`re serious. You think this is actually a valid argument. Well now I`m just sad for you. :(
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Female 2,525

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Male 2
So very wrong for two reasons

1. People havent been on this planet for 3 billion years.

2. when you piss the water goes back into the cerculation of the planet.

this post did make me lol at how stupid it is tho
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Male 242
*facepalm*
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Male 438
his logic is unquestionable
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Male 17
Scientific inaccuracy makes me a sad panda. I hope this is satire but I see no evidence hinting to that, so I risk falling for troll bait, but here goes: water cycle, nuff said.
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Male 1,222
Do not feed the troll
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Female 1,324
Except 12x10^9 isn`t proper scientific notation. It would be 1.2x10^10. And there haven`t always been this many people on the planet, so that arguement is invalid. Hell, for a very, very, very, very long time, there weren`t even people. There were dinosaurs and microrganisms and things that didn`t use up much water. Not to mention matter is neither created nor destroyed. Water is used yes, but it is reused. The water in our bodies eventually evaporates or soaks into the ground first and then comes back as rain water, whan treees die, when animals die it goes on and on and on. Science, proving that christians (or whoever) don`t know science...
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Male 17
Me go rethink whole life now. Bye bye.
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Male 815
And no one has EVER peed, pooped, sweated, drooled, cried or vomited up water!
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Female 169
there`s a difference between `people` and `life`
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Male 116
Stuff like this just gives all religious people a bad name. Nonetheless quite hilarious.
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Male 144
oh god seriously? Sadly, I know quite a few people who would believe that.
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Male 149
Biggest... facepalm.... ever
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Male 2
Ok, let`s clarify something here. Atheists don`t necessarily believe that the earth has been around for 3 billion years. EVOLUTIONISTS, on the other hand, do. So, next time you`re trying to prove someone wrong, make sure its aimed at the right group of people.
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Male 20
really? this is what is know as junk science. "look i throw figures at you, take that!" i suppose its worth a mention that we didn`t start out as a race of 7billion nor, have we always been human. nor is there a human on the planet that consumes 2 liters a day and not piss out half of it. try again moron, and next time, verify your facts. this is, and has always been your problem, you don`t actually know anything so you co-sign what the guy with the fancy hat and robes tells you.
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Male 238
Uh... there is something wrong with that theory.
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Male 807
wow, and there have been 7 billion humans on earth since the beginning of time-faulty stats is faulty
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Female 311
Fossils and Carbon dating prove the bible wrong
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Male 260
i didn`t realize that the atheists were claiming that there have been over 6 billion people on the earth for around 3 million consecutive years....
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Male 186
Please tell me this is a joke. Does this person understand how the water cycle works? Or even if we disregard that, that even if there has been life for 3 billion years, that doesn`t = 3 billion years of 6 billion humans. This has to be a troll post.
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Female 97
After water has been in us it`s pissed out, filtered, put in rivers, and it goes back into the oceans.
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Female 685
Yeah well obviously bible bashers don`t need to pee or poop cos it all comes out of their mouths instead.
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Male 263
Is this serious?! O.o Water is recycled. We drink the 2l and eventually piss it back out. Chances are that water in your bottle was drunk 10 times before by someone or something else. I hate Christian (pseudo)Science.
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Male 2
this is stupid. im no genius but for some reason this sounds incorrect.
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Male 408
what about all the things science proves wrong about religion?
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Male 2,159
This most likely isn`t considering changes in population, etc. Besides, I bet a very small percentage of people actually drink 2 litres (I doubt people in rich countries drink enough to compensate for third world countries where people barely drink anything at all), making this so-called Science purely theoretical. Also, humans haven`t been around in large quantities drinking 2 litres a day for 3bn years.

And as for the obnoxious last part "Now what Athiests, what about when you can`t use science against us?" - I`ll just continue not giving a sh*t. Get over yourself.
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Male 559
Awesome. I`ll presume that this is tongue-in-cheek because I can`t believe that anyone would believe it as an argument for Young Earth, but considering some arguments I`ve heard (not based on stupidity, but rather ignorance) I guess I wouldn`t be surprised if this were real.
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Male 21
I am not an Atheist, I do believe in the presence of a god. But, that is not really a valid argument. There is such a thing called the Water Cycle ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Cycle ) which kind of explains how the water is recycled thou an environmental system. Do not forget matter can not be created or DESTROYED. In fact the same water that you used to filter your coffee this morning has already been drank multiple times in its entire history of existence.
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Male 174
troll line
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Male 7
I suppose if there`s been 6 billion people for the past 3 billion years and that none of the water we drank returned to the environment then this would be a pretty strong argument.
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Male 2,551
...Seriously?
I hope this is a joke.
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Male 880
This is clearly a joke. No one could actually be this stupid.
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Male 904
That`s just trollin`, right? People can`t be that dumb. But on the other hand...
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Male 29
....I hope this is a joke.
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Female 89
this is....just stupid, I think they forgot the whole concept of conservation of mater.
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Male 2,841
So many problems with this to address, so little time...
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Male 552
They arent taking into account the animals. This only proves that we have an infinate water supply, that God and Science rule themselves out, and by christians USING Science to prove God, they have found God to be hypocritical to himself AND his `children`, thus, removing himself from existance.
*Snatches the paper from person`s hand*
Or you could just not bring me every piece of trash you find in the copy machine.
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Male 6,693
Now im thirsty.
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Male 2,669
LOL.

Religious nutbags are so funny when they try to think.

The water doesn`t magically disappear when you use it, dumbasses.