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Date: 04/26/11 11:50 AM

338 Responses to Proving Atheists Wrong… With Science! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Link: Proving Atheists Wrong... With Science! - Forget the banana theory, here`s the water theory.
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    mervviscious Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:56 am
    water is recycled... idiots.. sealed system...
  3. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:56 am
    just wow
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    paco664 Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:57 am
    well.... if everyone retained the water they drank this theory would stand.... but EVERY SINGLE DROP of water that enters our bodies exits either through sweat/urine/vomit...etc...

    this theory is stupid.... science wins.....
  5. Profile photo of Hoofer
    Hoofer Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:57 am
    LOL! This is hilarious...I hope it`s not real.
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    jawbone Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:57 am
    Oops. You forgot the fact that we actually return the water. Retards!
  7. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:58 am
    LOL.

    Religious nutbags are so funny when they try to think.

    The water doesn`t magically disappear when you use it, dumbasses.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:58 am
    Now im thirsty.
  9. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:58 am
    They arent taking into account the animals. This only proves that we have an infinate water supply, that God and Science rule themselves out, and by christians USING Science to prove God, they have found God to be hypocritical to himself AND his `children`, thus, removing himself from existance.
    *Snatches the paper from person`s hand*
    Or you could just not bring me every piece of trash you find in the copy machine.
  10. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:59 am
    So many problems with this to address, so little time...
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    ladycroft218 Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:59 am
    this is....just stupid, I think they forgot the whole concept of conservation of mater.
  12. Profile photo of St3ppenwolf
    St3ppenwolf Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:59 am
    ....I hope this is a joke.
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    drips Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    That`s just trollin`, right? People can`t be that dumb. But on the other hand...
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    PtblDuffy Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Trolllllll!!
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    This is clearly a joke. No one could actually be this stupid.
  16. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    ...Seriously?
    I hope this is a joke.
  17. Profile photo of McGizzles
    McGizzles Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I suppose if there`s been 6 billion people for the past 3 billion years and that none of the water we drank returned to the environment then this would be a pretty strong argument.
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    spultra13 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    troll line
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Awesome. I`ll presume that this is tongue-in-cheek because I can`t believe that anyone would believe it as an argument for Young Earth, but considering some arguments I`ve heard (not based on stupidity, but rather ignorance) I guess I wouldn`t be surprised if this were real.
  20. Profile photo of Dila_Bagomee
    Dila_Bagomee Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    I am not an Atheist, I do believe in the presence of a god. But, that is not really a valid argument. There is such a thing called the Water Cycle ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Cycle ) which kind of explains how the water is recycled thou an environmental system. Do not forget matter can not be created or DESTROYED. In fact the same water that you used to filter your coffee this morning has already been drank multiple times in its entire history of existence.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    This most likely isn`t considering changes in population, etc. Besides, I bet a very small percentage of people actually drink 2 litres (I doubt people in rich countries drink enough to compensate for third world countries where people barely drink anything at all), making this so-called Science purely theoretical. Also, humans haven`t been around in large quantities drinking 2 litres a day for 3bn years.

    And as for the obnoxious last part "Now what Athiests, what about when you can`t use science against us?" - I`ll just continue not giving a sh*t. Get over yourself.
  22. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    what about all the things science proves wrong about religion?
  23. Profile photo of etetetet
    etetetet Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    this is stupid. im no genius but for some reason this sounds incorrect.
  24. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Is this serious?! O.o Water is recycled. We drink the 2l and eventually piss it back out. Chances are that water in your bottle was drunk 10 times before by someone or something else. I hate Christian (pseudo)Science.
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    last1in Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    i didn`t realize that the atheists were claiming that there have been over 6 billion people on the earth for around 3 million consecutive years....
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    mischief83 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Please tell me this is a joke. Does this person understand how the water cycle works? Or even if we disregard that, that even if there has been life for 3 billion years, that doesn`t = 3 billion years of 6 billion humans. This has to be a troll post.
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    WhiteGryphyn Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    After water has been in us it`s pissed out, filtered, put in rivers, and it goes back into the oceans.
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Yeah well obviously bible bashers don`t need to pee or poop cos it all comes out of their mouths instead.
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Fossils and Carbon dating prove the bible wrong
  30. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    wow, and there have been 7 billion humans on earth since the beginning of time-faulty stats is faulty
  31. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Uh... there is something wrong with that theory.
  32. Profile photo of fungsho
    fungsho Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    really? this is what is know as junk science. "look i throw figures at you, take that!" i suppose its worth a mention that we didn`t start out as a race of 7billion nor, have we always been human. nor is there a human on the planet that consumes 2 liters a day and not piss out half of it. try again moron, and next time, verify your facts. this is, and has always been your problem, you don`t actually know anything so you co-sign what the guy with the fancy hat and robes tells you.
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    djsadistix Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    Ok, let`s clarify something here. Atheists don`t necessarily believe that the earth has been around for 3 billion years. EVOLUTIONISTS, on the other hand, do. So, next time you`re trying to prove someone wrong, make sure its aimed at the right group of people.
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    minigeko Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Biggest... facepalm.... ever
  35. Profile photo of metalhannes
    metalhannes Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    oh god seriously? Sadly, I know quite a few people who would believe that.
  36. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    Stuff like this just gives all religious people a bad name. Nonetheless quite hilarious.
  37. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    there`s a difference between `people` and `life`
  38. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    And no one has EVER peed, pooped, sweated, drooled, cried or vomited up water!
  39. Profile photo of TheEric
    TheEric Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Me go rethink whole life now. Bye bye.
  40. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Except 12x10^9 isn`t proper scientific notation. It would be 1.2x10^10. And there haven`t always been this many people on the planet, so that arguement is invalid. Hell, for a very, very, very, very long time, there weren`t even people. There were dinosaurs and microrganisms and things that didn`t use up much water. Not to mention matter is neither created nor destroyed. Water is used yes, but it is reused. The water in our bodies eventually evaporates or soaks into the ground first and then comes back as rain water, whan treees die, when animals die it goes on and on and on. Science, proving that christians (or whoever) don`t know science...
  41. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Do not feed the troll
  42. Profile photo of huapua
    huapua Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    Scientific inaccuracy makes me a sad panda. I hope this is satire but I see no evidence hinting to that, so I risk falling for troll bait, but here goes: water cycle, nuff said.
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    Legion5 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    his logic is unquestionable
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    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    *facepalm*
  45. Profile photo of Speedfox
    Speedfox Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    So very wrong for two reasons

    1. People havent been on this planet for 3 billion years.

    2. when you piss the water goes back into the cerculation of the planet.

    this post did make me lol at how stupid it is tho
  46. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    ...

  47. Profile photo of ZenRonin
    ZenRonin Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oh wait, you`re serious. You think this is actually a valid argument. Well now I`m just sad for you. :(
  48. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    amen gothmo, I agree with you completely :)
  49. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    As a Christian, This is so full of fail and for the obvious scientific reasons.

    There are other more valid scientific based reasons to doubt evolution theory, but this kind of harebrained reasoning just makes Christians look nuts.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    wow what a retard!!
  51. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:22 pm
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    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    what idiot posted this as accurate in any way at all, its grown to almost 7 billion... but the keyword there is grown, there used to be not that many people, there didnt used to be people at all... athiests win again... im not an athiest, i believe in god, i just do not believe in religion, war-causing, pedophile making, brainwashing... religion
  53. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    as a Christian and believer in spirituality i have to disagree with this since the POPULATION was 7 billion from the start of human existence. or was it? lets drink an ocean full of water and not piss or perspire or aspire or expire sweat until this is true. wtf
  54. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Stupid creationists.
  55. Profile photo of IGORED
    IGORED Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    meant *not 7 billion
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    wow, that was ridiculous. I really hope the person who wrote that knows what they were doing, because it wasnt hurting atheists at all.
  57. Profile photo of Demynted
    Demynted Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    So if I drink two liters of water a day and don`t return any back to the Earth (because I never piss and normally poo bricks and dust), then I must concede and return to church so I can pay for having smoke blown up my ass. Blind faith FTW!!
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Apparently when we consume water it`s gone forever and never goes back into the environment. And the numbers get REALLY crazy when you realize the obvious: there are 6 billion people on earth now, but there have been trillions of humans in the history of our civilization.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Stupid creationists.
  60. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Wait a second. I have to clarify.

    I believe in creation, but not the 6000 year theory. I also believe in evolution.

    There I feel better.
  61. Profile photo of gbrzeatetee
    gbrzeatetee Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    Water cycle doesn`t explain everything. How many billions of humans and animals in those billion years? They would have filled the oceans in piss ten times over and even though the water from my tap is a bit yellow sometimes, I know it`s not piss. And don`t BS people with recycling and stuff: piss in a bottle, let the bottle in the sun for a month => it doesn`t become clear again. Scientists be lyin.
  62. Profile photo of dognose82
    dognose82 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Awww, poor irrational christian blathering on about non-sense. It`s so cute!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    If you can dazzle them brilliance

    Baffle them with Bull$hit
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    WeirdMN Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Wow, so much stupidity in that, one doesn`t even know where to begin. Best to just walk away. On second thought - run.
  65. Profile photo of Reganom
    Reganom Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    I`m slightly worried by this post.

    I`m assuming that they were trolling which is the most likely. What worries me the most is that they might actually believe that.
  66. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    Oh that was pathetic.

    It was sort of funny too, I guess it was worth posting then.

    So very wrong for two reasons
    There are actually many, many more reasons why it`s wrong, but let`s not ruin the fun.
  67. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:38 pm

  68. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Reganom: Poe`s Law.
  69. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    This HAS to be made by a troll. There`s no way anyone could have made this and actually believed it.
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    *Facedesk*
  71. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    TROLOLOLOO
  72. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    WOW! so Humans have existed for 3 billion years too?
    I have to talk to my grandfather, maybe he walked with dinosaurs when he was younger.
  73. Profile photo of Nobbinz
    Nobbinz Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Nope, can`t see any flaws with that argument. I see the error of my ways, now. Praise the Lord!
  74. Profile photo of Locke357
    Locke357 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Wow . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . what a fail.
  75. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    *facepalm*
  76. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    The stupid. It burrrrnnnnns!
  77. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Why does this look like anti Christian propaganda to me?
  78. Profile photo of sounder
    sounder Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    Good Grief
    It`s just too much to bear

    *Double Facepalm = very appropriate
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    @gbrzeatetee
    you are obviously one of the great undiscovered minds of history. someone get this man a nobel prize.
  80. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    this math assumes that there have always been 6 billion people on earth and we don`t pee..

    im no atheist but this might change my mind.. a god wouldn`t create such an idiot, no?
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    duckflash Female 13-17
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Hehehe. Funny.
  82. Profile photo of bobaah_mc
    bobaah_mc Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    If this is a troll, it is excellent. If not then i`ve got to make sure this person sees a eugenecist as soon as possible. Well done humanity, you`ve managed to spawn EITHER; someone incredibly witty and smart, or someone so mind-numbingly stupid they`re probably chewing power cables going "buuuuuhhhhhhhh".
  83. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    I`m assuming that the poster didn`t pay attention in school when the Water Cycle was being taught.
  84. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Why does this look like anti Christian propaganda to me?
    Hey! I haven`t thought of that. Interesting idea...

    Create ridiculous, flawed arguments for the existence of god that everyone can see through and plaster them everywhere. They will naturally be indistinguishable from stuff creationists/morons/etc. actually believe and thus the net amount of ridicule will grow!

    Keep em coming.
  85. Profile photo of fris212
    fris212 Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    This fails on so many levels.
    For one, it says, "...in fact, we have huge amounts of unused water." Well, The oceans are huge. About 70 percent of the planet is covered in ocean, but it is not a practical source for drinking water.
    The truth is, about 2 percent of the planet`s water is fresh, but 1.6 percent is locked up in the polar ice caps and glaciers.
    I`m not going to comment on the worse part about the population that has remained 6 billion since the creation of the Earth.
  86. Profile photo of FatGamerGuy
    FatGamerGuy Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    Really? I`m not so much troubled by the inaccurate logic and misapplication of fact as I am with the author`s attempt to propel a completely useless agenda. But then again, perhaps it is satire and if so, bravo.
  87. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    davymid: Thanks, I learned something.
  88. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    Makes me have to pee.
  89. Profile photo of verbosity
    verbosity Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Double facepalm? No, no, no... this warrants a full-on implied facepalm.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    I sincerely hope this is a troll. It must be- if not I suggest we all stick our heads in the oven on the count of three...
  91. Profile photo of Dead_Herring
    Dead_Herring Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    trololol
  92. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Wat.
  93. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Two words. "Water Cycle".
  94. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Ermm.. People have been drinking their own piss up until like whenever France got water pipes.
  95. Profile photo of Wundt
    Wundt Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    This may be poe, but if you spend any time on religious web sites and forums this is exactly the level of argument used. Normally, this would qualify as an argument from ignorance, but in this case, it is an argument from stupidity.
  96. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    Yes, of course, since upon drinking water, it is never released out of the human body through urination or defacation, but rather simply disappears from existence. Law of Conservation of Matter be damned!
  97. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Someone has never heard of the water cycle.
  98. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Actually we are running out of drinking water.
  99. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    water cycle says hi
  100. Profile photo of hiptothemax4
    hiptothemax4 Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    My body makes water disappear, I don`t know what you guys are talking about ;) lol this is a hilarious post. Sad thing is, it will convince a majority of Americans, not because they`re uneducated, but because they refuse to think twice about anything that may prove their beliefs
  101. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    How dumb.
  102. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:34 pm

  103. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    K. Agreed. Water cycle. Jesus couldn`t be THIS stupid . . . could he?
  104. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    This will get messy
  105. Profile photo of pootio
    pootio Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Water says Hi to the Rain,
    Rain says Hi to the Mountains,
    Mountains Say Hi to the stream
    Stream says Hi to the River
    River says to the Lake (purification plant)
    Lake says Hi to your glass
    Glass says Hi to your bladder
    Bladder says Hi to your toilet
    Toilet says Hi to the sewage
    Sewage says Hi to a new and improved recycling center that separates and refines good water.

    Water that doesn`t make it to these plants go through the same process. They make it up to the mountains, pass through the rocky streams which act as a natural filter for water.

    Don`t believe me? Prove it wrong.

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    daverazor Male 50-59
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I`m convinced.
  107. Profile photo of Subfighter88
    Subfighter88 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    Only stupid people would believe this. Read a science book once and a while and learn something. Education these days..
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    Trolling...
  109. Profile photo of nny156
    nny156 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    uh oh someone doesn`t understand how an ecosystem works
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Because no one pees... EVER!
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    walkrunfly Male 18-29
    117 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    i think it`s obviously meant as a joke, but it`s kind of a sore spot, seeing as some people are this dumb :(
  112. Profile photo of NottaSpy
    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    WAIT! Every single form of life drinks water everyday. We would have gone through that much water in only a couple decades. THE EARTH DIDN`T EXIST BEFORE 1984!
  113. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    the only thing stupider than people believing this is the people who believe this was written in all seriousness
  114. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    Lol, at the assumption there has been 7 billion people in the world since the beginning of mankind.
  115. Profile photo of jasonlowe
    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    This person needs to be shot. I hate ignorance.
  116. Profile photo of Phestizio
    Phestizio Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    oddly enough the Sumarians (oldest known civilization) appeared around 6000 years ago, they called themselves "The Adamu" and they lived in a land they called "the eden" they claimed to have been made by god in his image and where kicked out of "the eden" because they used the tree of life,carvings of which look like a DNA strand.
  117. Profile photo of Sutts
    Sutts Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    hahahahahaha I genuinely couldn`t stop laughing at the absurdity of this!! :)
  118. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Haha, that was pretty funny.
  119. Profile photo of RevWubby
    RevWubby Male 30-39
    64 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Water: It used to be pee!
  120. Profile photo of yumyum1
    yumyum1 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Lets assume I did drink 2 litres each day of this week....then in 1 week, I`d drunk 14 litres. Given 1 litre of water weighs 1 kg, my weight should have increased by 14 kgs in 1 week!!!

    Wait!!! It has!! Darn, I need to go to the gym...
  121. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Trolololol.
  122. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Love it.
  123. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Missed the point the people are 60% water themselves, and that "water" enter and leave the body in multiple ways. Such as piss, poo, sweat, tear; food, drink and just soaking water (absorption thew the skin).

    The "arguments" used is a "fail" (by Internet speak) because there is a failure to account ice and vapour volumes. As well as assuming the population as a constant, when it is a flux variable.

    The measure of liquid water is WAY off mark. Since there is Also three types/layers of subterranean water that difficult measure due to it`s uneven distribution.

    Like the banana, under the analysis,`argument` fails to compute.
  124. Profile photo of sulfox
    sulfox Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    The funny thing is that people are actually arguing and saying how stupid this is.

    Successful troll is successful.
  125. Profile photo of WargMaster
    WargMaster Male 30-39
    42 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    Damn, you beat me to it.
  126. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    love SephirothA83 comment

    Sad now that it`s somewhat better than mine...
  127. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    The water is being replenished at my house as I type...(yay rain!).
  128. Profile photo of randomxnp
    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    The banana theory is much better, as it is true, the banana was "designed" by an intelligence. A human intelligence though, of course.
  129. Profile photo of randomxnp
    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Phestizio

    "Adam" is Turkish for "man"
  130. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    This is a troll right???
  131. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    I don`t know which atheists they are referring to, but nobody with a functioning brain believes that humans have been here for 3 billion years. So fail.
  132. Profile photo of randomxnp
    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    djsadistix

    "Ok, let`s clarify something here. Atheists don`t necessarily believe that the earth has been around for 3 billion years. EVOLUTIONISTS, on the other hand, do"

    OK, let`s actually clarify, rather than cloud the issue.

    4.55 billion years is the accepted figure for the age of the Earth. It has nothing to do with evolution. It is calculated largely from the age of chondritic meteorites by dating of crystals from isotope figures. Very, very few atheists would disagree with this if they were told the figure and told of the evidence.
  133. Profile photo of qwyrxian
    qwyrxian Male 30-39
    73 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Oddly enough, water is one of the best defenses for either religion or the anthropic principle (see wikipedia). Water has a lot of really funky weird properties (especially expanding when it freezes) that wouldn`t be true if any of the fundamental constants were even trivially different. And these special properties seem to be pretty important for the development of life as we know it. I really wish my fellow Christians would actually learn a little science before making themselves look so stupid.
  134. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    this cant be serious...
  135. Profile photo of Ogre722
    Ogre722 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    I know that whoever made this is probably trolling, but I have to say something.

    The water we drink doesn`t just disappear, it recycles into the environment through sweat, urine, etc. This is the same for all mass that we consume and our very bodies as well.
  136. Profile photo of nimrod1991
    nimrod1991 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    um..nice?
  137. Profile photo of MaximumTroll
    MaximumTroll Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    ROFL. My goodness religious people are stupid.
  138. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Yea. I`m hoping this is a troll, because even christians should know that water doesn`t just vanish when you drink it. Some of it stays in your body and a lot of it comes back out when you urinate with your bodies waste products.
  139. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    That must be why the rest of the universe is uninhabited! God just created those places so long ago that their life-forms must have drank all of their water and then evaporated into the heavens leaving no trace!
  140. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    *spits out water that i was drinking* is "would have drunk" proper English??? appalling...
  141. Profile photo of tis
    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  142. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    @randomxnp

    Adam comes from the ancient word "A`dam" that means "The doomed one". The person who told me has been researching very very old religious documents but right now I dont have his sources to show you and confirm this.
  143. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    That is the most fail piece of science I have seen in a while, and I think most people have already mentioned why below! :P
  144. Profile photo of flingspoo
    flingspoo Female 18-29
    999 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 2:59 pm
    Gosh, I know the food I eat is never seen again.
  145. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    Ya drink it, Ya pee it, Ya clean it, Ya drink it again.

    I see no problems here.
  146. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    @manic
    i think.
  147. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm












    *facepalm*




  148. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    I`m pretty sure that whoever wrote this was acting dumb intentionally to make creationists look stupid.
  149. Profile photo of Slo
    Slo Female 18-29
    29 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    @Angelmassb

    actually Adam is the Hebrew word foe man and my be related to the Hebrew word for ground (adamah) idk what your friend is smoking but I am pretty sure that it is some strong poo...... )-|
  150. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:36 pm

  151. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4891 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    To Crucible,
    I really hope you`re right. If you`re not then the writer`s lack of comprehension of how water cycles and of how populations grow over time is stunning.
  152. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    ...,
  153. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:43 pm
    The real argument should be, "Where are these oceans of Urine" Rather than why is there still water around.
  154. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:43 pm




















    *facepalm as well*
  155. Profile photo of GodDamnDevil
    GodDamnDevil Male 40-49
    164 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    @ MildCorma...Absolutely effing hilarious.....
  156. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    gotta be a troll. too made up to be believed even by relig......my bad, this must be part of: BIBLE 2.0

    (isn`t the water cycle taught in like, 3rd grade.)
  157. Profile photo of artbeauv
    artbeauv Male 50-59
    5 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    This is such a stupid post. First of all, nobody ever said humans have been around for 3 billion years, only that the planet is approximately that old. Secondly, this theory does not account for rainwater, water that is purified by reverse osmosis, etc. People do not drink salt water.
    Thirdly, there have not been 6 (or 7, let`s be generous to the creationists)billion people on the planet the whole time. Dumb theory.
  158. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    This doesn`t even warrant a return response.
  159. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    It HAS TO be a joke. Not even creationists are THAT stupid!
  160. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Oscar Wilde: "I don`t drink water, fish have sex in it!"
    The man was a genius!
  161. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    @ajd121, the regular oceans are pretty much the oceans of urine.
  162. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Uhhhhh....I don`t even know
  163. Profile photo of DingDingDong
    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    We should calculate how much air is left for us to breath too! I`m going to start storing air in bottles just for me.
  164. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    This post shows how thoroughly bible-thumpers fail at science.
  165. Profile photo of TheJinxer
    TheJinxer Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Let me feed the troll. I drink water, I then piss, Which gets taken to sewers, which is then cleaned. Which i then drink and piss again. Or I piss on the ground it is then carried off into the sky and then it rains. Nothing is ever consumed or gone. Just changes forms. and can be changed back again.
  166. Profile photo of APedersen
    APedersen Female 18-29
    108 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    matter cannot be created or destroyed only transformed.
  167. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    rayy ayyy ayyy ayyyyain, I don`t mind. shiii iiii iii iiiine, the weather`s fine.
  168. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:31 pm
    There are these things called animals. You know, like the stuff you eat? They need water too, retards.
  169. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    Face. Palm.
  170. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    Trolls. Ain`t no reason to reply to this.

    Nobody actually believes it, so why bother explaining why it`s wrong?
  171. Profile photo of Ryan74
    Ryan74 Male 30-39
    14 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    ummm,what? ok so in the same state of mind as the author.... what about all the "magic" water that just falls from the sky? I think it`s called rain? maybe that refills the oceans right?....intelligent beings choose life, the universe and all that entails. the dimwits choose religion
  172. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    Made by an atheist.
  173. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!!
  174. Profile photo of BJH515
    BJH515 Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    So. Many. Holes. In. Argument... Can`t. Resist. Being. Trolled.
  175. Profile photo of Deadlyliving
    Deadlyliving Male 18-29
    24 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    Lmfao at the lack of science.
  176. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    they kind of forgot that once we drink the water.....we pee it back out...it gets recycled
  177. Profile photo of telegramsam
    telegramsam Male 30-39
    10 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Isn`t there just a simple way to take the PISS out of this argument?
  178. Profile photo of tomarik
    tomarik Male 18-29
    24 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    lol that was a total science fail. Poor sucker really thinks he actually knew something, what a dumbass
  179. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Oh, Good Lord!
    *facepalm*
  180. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Facepalm-a-rama!

  181. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    There are other more valid scientific based reasons to doubt evolution theory
    Really now? I`ve yet to hear them so you fail similarly.

  182. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    so stupid i dont even want to argue, stupid troll!!!!!!!1
  183. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:41 pm
    It HAS TO be a joke. Not even creationists are THAT stupid!

    Yes, they are. It might be a joke, but I`d bet that some people think it`s a convincing argument for the creationism they so desperately want to pretend has any evidence supporting it.
  184. Profile photo of eovogt
    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    That was silly and very wrong
  185. Profile photo of SteveHolt
    SteveHolt Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    wait.... nope, thats completely valid.
  186. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    "We should calculate how much air is left for us to breath too! I`m going to start storing air in bottles just for me."

    THIS! LOL!
  187. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    That`s why everyone is getting so fat. They retain that 2 liters of water a day they drink forever!
  188. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    ...

    ...

    ...

    ... *facepalm*
  189. Profile photo of acmoore92
    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Yeah I`m smelling a troll here; nobody`s that stupid. Oh dear God I hope not. And Angilion, your trolling is not appreciated either, dude. An expression of disbelief is fine, but an ad hominem argument isn`t very helpful.
  190. Profile photo of Greybarret
    Greybarret Male 30-39
    6 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    Skilled at math but earth science, not so much.
  191. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    I was unaware that humans had the mental capacity to use 2 liters of water 3 billion years ago.
  192. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Oh wow...

    I know people who would use that argument to convince me to join their church. I very much hate people like that.
  193. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    You got us!

    1. I`m a drating retard and don`t understand science
    2. Therefore, God exists. Our God mind you, not the 1000`s of other possibilities. DUH OF COURSE
  194. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    To every single person who replied saying this is retarded,

    YOU ARE RETARDED! To use a meme: obvious troll is obvious.

    I weep for humanity.
  195. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    Right, the population of the Earth has never changed in 4 billion years? Another loony for Christ.
  196. Profile photo of Flying_cow_
    Flying_cow_ Male 30-39
    120 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    WoW 8 pages of comments.... I`d say that this is a successful troll....All Hail the Troll King!!!
  197. Profile photo of kspellsalot
    kspellsalot Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    WATER IS RENEWABLE.
  198. Profile photo of tehsusenoh
    tehsusenoh Male 13-17
    31 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    I lol`d at the stupid. Good job troll.
  199. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    lol
  200. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:53 pm
    I call BS, this is such an obvious troll
  201. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    so what, peeing all of a sudden doesn`t exist?
  202. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    what?

  203. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    we said life has existed for 3 billion years, not human life.
    when something dies and decays the moisture drying out of the corpse evaporates.
    urine evaporates into water
    shut up christfags
  204. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    *face palm*
  205. Profile photo of markulees
    markulees Male 30-39
    11 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    I thought what Darklord said
  206. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    Staring in disbelief..............
  207. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Almost 3 billion people a day drink this.
  208. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    I`m Catholic and I find this stupid.
  209. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    Obeydarklord, this isn`t /b/. Don`t treat it like it. And as for the rest, Don`t worry, not all of us Christians are that dumb.
  210. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:41 pm

  211. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Can`t tell if troll or not.
  212. Profile photo of bread4428
    bread4428 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    When I drink water, I find it stays inside of me forever and never, ever finds its way back into the water cycle.
  213. Profile photo of BackAssward
    BackAssward Male 18-29
    59 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    I don`t believe this is a real argument by a religious type. It is clearly a mock-up to make fun of them.
  214. Profile photo of Djmerc
    Djmerc Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    Yes because the earth has obviously had 6 billion + people living on it for the last 3 billion years....
  215. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    I am the end of the water cycle.
  216. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    Fxckin kidneys, how do they work??
  217. Profile photo of dumbassbufet
    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
    75 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    isn`t water more or less renewable (drink it in, sweat, piss, and crap it out) i render this invalid.
  218. Profile photo of Obliviously
    Obliviously Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    I don`t pee, sweat, spit, or cry. Therefore, this MUST be true!!
  219. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    Not everyone on the planet has water to drink
  220. Profile photo of koolwalla
    koolwalla Male 18-29
    96 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    sigh.. water came from space in the first place.. water is more common in the universe than you think
  221. Profile photo of Reed12321
    Reed12321 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    so they`re saying that when it rains, its completely new water?!
  222. Profile photo of 3002-3038
    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    ...it`s like they think water dissapears once you drink it...
    I.. I...
    the amount of stupidity I just can`t understand how people can be so dumb..
  223. Profile photo of lukenhiumur
    lukenhiumur Male 13-17
    80 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    lolwut?
  224. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    Don`t feed the trolls
  225. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    next they will be trying to tell us that we have already breathed up all the oxygen that was allotted to the planet some billion years ago, but we still have oxygen so there must be a god. freakin idiot god freaks.
  226. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    Now what atheists? Yea, that what I thought!

    You got owned by science.
  227. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    trollololol
  228. Profile photo of Danimal91
    Danimal91 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    There right.... after all these years they finally have definitive proof there is a god. Brb i gotta go buy a bible.
  229. Profile photo of krimsonclove
    krimsonclove Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    I just...
    I just get mad at reading this.....

    I really cant believe they don`t think more than enought
  230. Profile photo of SonyaM
    SonyaM Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    I.... I.... what is this I don`t even.... (I don`t usually use memes, but this one seemed warranted)
  231. Profile photo of J2daosh
    J2daosh Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Priceless.
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    krimsonclove Male 18-29
    41 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:56 pm
    I want to break something!
    AAAAAAAARGHH!!! D:
  233. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    Except for the part of science that shows us water we drink is not actually gone but temporarily consumed and cycled through us. So over a 3 billion year period of time it is fully plausible that humans consumed said amount.
  234. Profile photo of coedog
    coedog Male 30-39
    256 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    I ... am ... utterly ... astounded. These people have obviously never taken a basic chemistry class. I`m surprised they`re smart enough to use a computer. I ... just ... can`t <boooooom> <<< was my head exploding <<<
  235. Profile photo of Orpheon
    Orpheon Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Good old fundamentalists, making every other Christian look retarded.
  236. Profile photo of BRKNVLTR
    BRKNVLTR Male 40-49
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    April 26, 2011 at 9:59 pm
    Uh duh! For 6 million years.. people, animals and every other water sipping critter has returned water back to the cycle by pissing it back in.. DERP! Heheheheeee!!
  237. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    lol, guess what`s in pee pee... wa wa
  238. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 10:06 pm
    They forgot that most of the water on Earth is salty and undrinkable.

    But yeah, this is utterly stupid anyway.
    Made me lol :D
  239. Profile photo of hellsfinest
    hellsfinest Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 10:26 pm
    I don`t see what that had to do with Atheism. Atheist`s don`t believe in a god, and that is pretty much the extent of Atheism. While it may be generally assumed that an Atheist also believes in the theory of evolution, it is not a fact.
  240. Profile photo of KBird7
    KBird7 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 26, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    LOLOLOL!! 1] god doesn`t exist. if you believe in him you`re a dratin moron. 2] If you think that it`s impossible to drink that much water Then you too, are also a drating moron. I mean poo, you can`t really be so stupid as to believe some horse poo like this. dratin stupid christians.
  241. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    Are they arguing that there have been 6-7 billion people for 6,000 years?

    Not on my planet there haven`t.
  242. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    This proves the excistence of Satan, more than God...
  243. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    I`m just going to say that this was created by an atheist/troll to begin with. Anybody who wrote a half page post to disprove this is an idiot who only fed the troll.
  244. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    Yeah yeah, I know this is a troll post. But this is important, so listen good. Somewhere, there`s an undercurrent on societal norms that Atheism= Science. And presumably, the counterpoint is, Religion = Anti-science.

    The former does not necessarily lead to the latter. I`m a professional scientist, and I have many work colleagues who are also scientists, who are deeply religious. I have the utmost respect for them. They`re damn good at what they do. Because they know to check in the Bible at the door in the morning and do real science.

    Just want to point out that I`ve heard the convo so many times from Conservative Christians that entirely provable things like Evolution and man-made Climate Change is a lie made up by the Libtard lying left etc. And at the same time they point to troll posts like this and say "That`s ridiculous! These Crazy Young-Earth Creationists are ruining our credibility!"
  245. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    Exploring deeper, I hear many Christians “disagreeing with” things like homosexuality. Usually coupled with some “Hate the sin, not the sinner” bollocks. Some here go as far as to call it a perversion which will lead to people having sex with children and animals (Crakrjak, you amongst them) . All the while claiming that Fred Phelps doesn`t represent them, he’s an abhorrent human being etc. Don’t you realise that it’s a spectrum?

    Crazy religious bastards is Dark Chocolate. Moderate mainstream religion is Vanilla. It’s still Ice Cream, just in less of a decadent flavour. Don`t you sensible and intelligent religious people realise that you`re giving cover and credence to the headbangers when you deny things like evolution, which we understand better than gravity?
  246. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:40 pm
    In a pathetic attempt to finish on a positive note, please listen to reason and science. We’re here, having a conversation typed on plastic keys, encoded into ciphers, sent down fibre-optic cables, via geostationary satellites, at the speed of light, so that you can read what I just typed on your liquid crystal display screen and respond to this on a website called I-Am-Bored.com. Seriously, think about that.

    Alright, I’m done. Davy out.
  247. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:41 pm
    That`s right, I forgot! Water simply disappears when you drink it! Damn feces-flinging atheist faggots!
  248. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    It seems they forgot that humans, and most animals, PISS!!!! The ground, water, air, and the currents that carry it all act as a filter.

    I dont even know why I was about to go into depth. This is what happens when you try to fight fire with fire. Except in this case this is someone fighting fire with cotton balls and thinking it is fire.

    Honestly the more i think about this entire post, the more it angers me. If the bible was filled with facts just like this, then there wouldn`t even be an argumeent....

    .....Oh, shyt, wait....
  249. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    "Now what atheists? Yea, that what I thought!

    You got owned by science."

    Yeah five zones, you tell them. They got owned by the most retarded webpost this side of the Pansy_Crying_Brittany.

    Fivezones, congrats, you just owned yourself.
  250. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    @Steelgrid & Suicism Dont like to read, do you? This is obviously a troll post.
  251. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    I tell you what, Put the schmo who wrote this in one glass room, put ANYONE who doesnt believe this in another glass room. Give the author 5 gallons of Water, no oxygen filtration. Now give the other person the same 5 gallons of water, fill the glass room with plants, and a small filtration machine. It doesnt take a politician to tell you who will die first. But at least they will die while they pray.
  252. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:50 pm
    Oye Ice Dragon, tell that to the past 11 pages of posts....

    Or did you fail to read that?
  253. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:51 pm
    Yup, guess you`re incapable of reading. Go on, keep making yourself look like an idiot. =P
  254. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:53 pm
    And yes, I did read that. It shows you the general intellect of the populace of this site. Rather sad, dont you think?
  255. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    So you just insulted the majority of people here on the site? I do believe you just made yourself the troll, funny. Also a bit bipolar to attack everyone around you when someone disagrees with you.
  256. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    April 26, 2011 at 11:58 pm
    Cant help but to state what I have observed, which is ~70-80% of the reply`s to this thread shows other people`s lack of seeing an obvious troll post.
  257. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 12:00 am
    If they actually studied the bible like people who actually cared, they`d see that the English translations don`t do justice to the original text. Therefore, you have to be aware of the translations of certain words, and what they actually mean, or what words they come close to. When the term "days" was used in Genesis referring to the days it took to create the universe and everything in it, the word does not translate to literal days. It`s more like "ages", or "times". It`s a non-specific amount of time. The scripture was simply stating that certain things that were created were done one by one in the same amount of time as each other, in a very precise and planned out way.
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
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    April 27, 2011 at 12:23 am

  259. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 27, 2011 at 12:39 am
    "If they actually studied the bible like people who actually cared, they`d see that the English translations don`t do justice to the original text etc etc"

    Observe, this is EXCACTLY the point I was making ten posts ago. You`re interpreting the Bronze-Age texts written by goat-herders correctly, and those Fundies have got it wrong. All of a sudden a Day is a Billion Years. Let`s be very generous and ignore the fact that the order is all f*cked up.

    Look, your particular flavour of religion may or may not be real. Your personal God (Zeus? Apollo? Jesus, you say? Just take a seat over there) may or may not exist. Who knows? Science has no way of disproving it, that`s for sure.

    You know what I know however? Science works, which is why you`re reading this.
  260. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:05 am
    Um. Okay? I was only talking of the crazies in the picture making what they thought was a point. If they were going to make an argument on something, they should at least give valid points. Especially when what they`re arguing is something they claim to understand. I wasn`t trying to start an argument myself, however.
  261. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:08 am
    Oh, aaaand, I just wanted to bring up what you said before. It seems like you`re saying people who are reasonable with their religions don`t believe in a young earth, but also believe that many other things science has built upon are completely untrue. This doesn`t make too much sense to me.
  262. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:10 am
    All you people who feel you must have some sort of solid evidence, some scientific proof that God exists... I pray for you. It is called faith, you either have it or you don`t.
  263. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:11 am
    too stupid to breed..
    I hope this is a troll post - because if this person legitimately believes in this and doesn`t see the gaping logical flaws.. it is just depressing.

    Carbon dating of hominid fossil evidence indicates that human-like life has been around for at least 4.4 billion years.

    There are not 7 billion people now and there have never been before. The world population is constantly increasing (and is now virtually exploding). Not only this but lifespans have been increasing over time.
    Furthermore - water intake per day is not constant over time or populations.
  264. Profile photo of apedrana
    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:24 am
    i love this post, but more so, I LOVE THE COMMENTS! pages and pages of entertainment.

    ps. peoples will be peoples, especially when it comes to the internets...
  265. Profile photo of rahlzel
    rahlzel Male 18-29
    11 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:30 am
    Hello? Rain?

    Hello? Population difference between now and 3 billion years ago?

    Hello, troll post. This is so wrong it has to be fake.
  266. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:48 am
    If memory serves... we as a species pretty much just recycle water... what goes in comes out in one form or another... and the same goes for pretty much EVERYTHING LIVING THING ON EARTH!
  267. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:58 am
    @KBird7

    sniff........sniff.......sniff........ Arooooooooo! I smell a troll.
  268. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:02 am
    @Kottin_KOb and Davymid

    Well put.
  269. Profile photo of cheezcake117
    cheezcake117 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:10 am
    @miasmaat

    4.4 Million* not billion haha, i understand it was probably just a typo but it seemed necessary to point that out. BTW, even that form of life was practically nothing like us, homo sapiens which have only existed i think around 200 000 years if my memorys correct
  270. Profile photo of Riftsong
    Riftsong Female 18-29
    152 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:34 am
    Can`t tell if trolling or just very stupid.
  271. Profile photo of steven8124
    steven8124 Male 50-59
    116 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:49 am
    Please do not use science to prove atheists wrong. Try using the Bible. Science has tried disproving religion for years. Fortunately, I, as a Christian, see way to many flaws in this water theory.
  272. Profile photo of phazr
    phazr Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:11 am
    Yes when we drink water disappears. We have black holes inside. What you pee is the devil. Not water + some s**t.
  273. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:18 am
    This is a troll pst because:

    Whether or not this proves God, the person who wrote this doesn`t know that water circulates. You drink then piss, fart, exhale, poop.
  274. Profile photo of neg0g
    neg0g Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:29 am
    the human kind hasnt been here for that long and its a never ending cycle that stems from the ocean and remember the huge amounts of ice(aka water) at the poles
  275. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:30 am
    Water goes in, piss comes out. You can`t explain that!!
  276. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:32 am
    "I never touch the stuff, fish fornicate in water."
  277. Profile photo of TheJigsaw
    TheJigsaw Male 18-29
    43 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:36 am
    Surely no one believes we`ve only been around 6000 years ha.
  278. Profile photo of myndiii
    myndiii Female 30-39
    13 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 3:51 am
    "This is obviously impossible since our oceans are not empty" baaa haaa haa.
    This only proves two things to me: Christians must have some kind of secret super powers so they can drink salty sea water and they don`t believe in rain.
    ...this can`t be legit, even Christians can`t be this dumb.
  279. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:16 am
    Not to take their side, myndi, But I believe that secret super power may be technology. >.>
  280. Profile photo of vishi96
    vishi96 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:22 am
    Water is continuously replenished in nature, even the water you consume is replenished back in the form of water vapor mostly,and many others, so I don`t see a single thing about that :) Moreover the world`s population was not 7 billion from before it has doubled in the past 200 years.

    http://www.farrrt.com/
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    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
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    April 27, 2011 at 4:46 am
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    ZsaZsaGoar Female 18-29
    144 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:54 am
    It`s really hurting my brain that this was most likely seriously serious.
  283. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 5:53 am
    Haha, limited logic is what is killing this planet and leaving most of the population sitting here like the dimwitted arseholes they are.
  284. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:03 am
    wow, this can`t be real, even middle school children know about the water cycle. *facepalm*
  285. Profile photo of MattyP
    MattyP Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:11 am
    I understand. This person didn`t learn about the water cycle in 4th grade because he was off getting loved in the butt by his new spiritual leader. I just wonder if sensible christians see things like this and engage in massive facepalms.
  286. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 6:49 am
    There is a water cycle, and people drink fresh water not salt water.
  287. Profile photo of motleystew
    motleystew Male 18-29
    48 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:12 am
    It must be great to be so blissfully ignorant of the real world.
  288. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:29 am
    Religion fail. cause obviously when we drink water it just disappears forever. It most certainly does NOT get pissed out and recycled back into the world.
  289. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:32 am
    this cannot be real...
  290. Profile photo of Frosty09
    Frosty09 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:47 am
    imo its too oblivious, probably trolled.
  291. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:53 am
    U mad, atheists???


  292. Profile photo of SmokyMcPott
    SmokyMcPott Male 18-29
    79 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Someone needs to learn this troll about the hydrological cycle...
  293. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:59 am
    its true, water does dissapear, comes out as piss instead, so as the oceans are not filled with piss, this is 100% accurate
  294. Profile photo of scoomanchoo
    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:02 am
    Now I just feel dumb
  295. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:14 am
    what goes in comes out...
  296. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:18 am
    the stupidity here is truly amazing.
  297. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    868 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:32 am
    What the heck? This is the most retarded argument I`ve ever heard of. Can you really argue against such stupidity?
  298. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:35 am
    omg this argument is valid, since im made of 75% water and when i die, all of my soul is technically water and will go to heaven, that means the earth is only 6000 years old, man all this time i was an anesthetist believing these sneaky FU*KERS placing face focils from plastic dinosaurs cuz obviously dinosaurs never existed and never drank water and neither do animals, they inhale moisture from the air, i am sooooo gonna start to pray now, NOT
  299. Profile photo of panzerlancer
    panzerlancer Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 8:50 am
    simply LOL
  300. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    April 27, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Yeah, cause us 7 billion humans existed for 3 billion years to drink that much water. Wow this argument fails.
  301. Profile photo of DanteVidel
    DanteVidel Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 9:20 am
    to whoever made this, do you not pee?!
  302. Profile photo of sssfdg
    sssfdg Male 18-29
    190 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 9:37 am
    WOW.... faith must really make one stuipid.

    I mean I know it breeds ignorance... but this is just stuipid.
  303. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 9:47 am
    It makes me want to scream and beat stuff.
  304. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:09 am
    I keep all my water to myself. It never goes back into the world. IT`S MINE!!!! I NEVER PEE, I NEVER SWEAT!!!
  305. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:21 am
    Is this IAB`s attempt at some unneeded "balance"? Coz it`s pointless.
  306. Profile photo of davidildo123
    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:28 am
    Can someone show me where this is actually posted on a thiest board? All I see is a bunch of athiests laughing at a ridiculous arguement that they only think was made by a thiest.
  307. Profile photo of Cerbrus
    Cerbrus Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 27, 2011 at 10:42 am
    If you kept consuming 2 liters per day indefinitely without letting any out you would last 3 days. We call this a variable, its what real scientist account for.
  308. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:58 am
    this is just plain biased statistics. we learn about precipitation and the water cycle in like 4th grade. i mean, we did in the secular school i went to, i`m not sure about what private christian elementary schools teach you about where water goes. apparently you keep it in your body until the end of time.

    in a paraphrasal of the book-keeper that peter talks to, "that pee is just concentrated liquid evil coming out the bottom of you."
  309. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    trolling post....is trolling
  310. Profile photo of Sohltofangy
    Sohltofangy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    LOL! since this is posted in science.. not comedy I`ll humor it with a response it`s.
    1. Assuming there`s been 7 billion people on this planet 6000 years ago, (there were only thousands)
    2. Assuming water completely disappears forever and thus breaks the law of conservation of mass.
    3. Assuming that everyone on earth drinks 2 liters of water a day

    I mean... I shouldn`t have to actually humor this with a response... because it clearly belongs in comedy.

    I do love trolls though.
  311. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    real or not, i bet some idiots actrually think this, dumbasses.
  312. Profile photo of TPGman
    TPGman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Water is recycled, We drink it, ten we pee it out.
    Natural filters filter it out, then its water again.
    HOLY dratING poo! NO WAY!
  313. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    What disturbs me most is the vast quantity of bad science in the comments.

    I`m an atheist with a background in science but a lot of these posts make me wish there was a god of science to smite these people with the idiot stick.

    There are so many comments quoting the conservation of mass (or matter (or even mater in one case)) despite it being largely irrelevant in this example. Even in a closed system, water can be depleted. It`s not an inert element and can easily react with other substances to form new molecules. This doesn`t add any weight to the original and frankly absurd argument but it is disturbing that so many "disciples of science" don`t understand the rhetoric they are spouting.
  314. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Wow, really.
    Logic= 0 here.
  315. Profile photo of Red_Fear
    Red_Fear Male 18-29
    68 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    Wow, so these people actually believe that we are slowly running out of water. That is completely f**king mental. I`m usually not into bashing religion, but the sheer stupidity and self-rightousness of this makes me just want to go into a church and laugh at everybody there.
  316. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    "Water is recycled, We drink it, ten we pee it out."


  317. Profile photo of DownWithDDT
    DownWithDDT Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    uhh, well the part thats mainly wrong with this is that it assumes that there have been 6 billion people on earth since its inception. Im with kameo, logic=0 oon this
  318. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:09 pm
    "There are so many comments quoting the conservation of mass (or matter (or even mater in one case)) despite it being largely irrelevant in this example. Even in a closed system, water can be depleted. It`s not an inert element and can easily react with other substances to form new molecules. This doesn`t add any weight to the original and frankly absurd argument but it is disturbing that so many "disciples of science" don`t understand the rhetoric they are spouting. "

    Agreed.
    Apparently, nobody here has made it past high-school.
    As for the picture, it`s a joke.

    Let me show you guys a little math trick.

    Take these two types of people:
    People who cling to their religion while knowing nothing about it.
    People who cling to their science while knowing nothing about it.

    Simplifying, we find:
    (People who cling to something while knowing nothing about it)(science)(religion)(politics)(Etc.).

    People who cling
  319. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    "uhh, well the part thats mainly wrong with this is that it assumes that there have been 6 billion people on earth since its inception. Im with kameo, logic=0 oon this"

    "since its inception"
    "its inception"



    Satellite orbits the Moon which orbits the Earth which orbits around the Sun which orbits around Sagittarius A which orbits around the local group which orbits around the Virgo Supercluster

    Orbits within orbits...
    ASTRONOCEPTION
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
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    April 27, 2011 at 11:25 pm

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    oreomurder Male 18-29
    4 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 12:36 am
    what they haven`t realized is that water is created from hydrogen and oxygen both which are produced naturally thus being why there is still water on earth and why we haven`t depleted our water source.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 12:53 am
    vv Ah, the old Boxxy.

    You know, forgotten internet history 101, we found her, before she went meme. At the time her video was posted here, it had 101 views on youtube. And yet, so many of our own users don`t believe that something as lame as IAB could possiby produce something as viral as Boxxy.

    Link here, skip to 1:15 if you`re impatient.

    LINKY

    I was there when it happened, man.
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    chewiegooey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 1:39 am
    Isn`t this assuming that the life from 3billion years ago used the same amount of water as the life today?

    But really, is anyone going to change their religious views because of a post on IAB? ;-)
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    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 2:58 am
    Uhm..we release water back once we`ve used it o.O so argument makes no sense.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:41 am
    I forgot I dont pee or sweat I use all the water and none of it goes back... tell that too my bladder when im drinking large quantities of beer
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    slimofswiv Male 30-39
    116 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 6:15 am
    to all you americans that believe in god, unlucky, you`re wrong, you`re deluded, and most of all, you`re nikcuf dumb
  327. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Stupid. This author is missing the big point that the used water, whether imbibed or used for other purposes, is just put immediately back into the world`s water system. It`s recycling at it`s most basic and long term in scope. The author seems to think that the earth makes new water for us to drink/use; nope, it`s just us re-drinking and re-using over and over again. Dumb ass.
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    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:47 am
    does this mean that anyone now has the basis to disprove the existence of god with urine?
  329. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:55 am
    This is exactly the kind of retarded "logic" a believer would use.
  330. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 9:59 am
    ...So they haven`t heard of the water cycle, then?
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    midplaya4 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Not even close to be accurate. Even if earth has been around 3 billion years, it does not mean that earth has had a population of 6 billion all those years. There was a point when earth was only inhabited by 5 million, and it slowly grew.
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    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    Obvious troll pic, why so obvious?
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 5:09 pm
    &#3232;_&#3232;
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    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    Once people evolve bodies that run solely on fusion power, then you might have a case. Oh, wait...
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    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    April 29, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    I think it`s obvious that `piss` is the answer here.
  336. Profile photo of television17
    television17 Male 13-17
    49 posts
    April 30, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    O2+C6H12O6->CO2+H2O
    Has this person not taken biochemistry at all? This is basic, people...
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    Rich606 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 3, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    I`m going to assume that there are 14 pages of people going "OMG!11!! How can they be so retarded?!!1 Water cycle!!!!111!!!1!" etc., for a picture that is so obviously stupid that no one who has ever pissed would base any sort of argument on it.
    Or as has been stated: obvious troll pic, why so obvious?
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    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    May 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    Lmao. Apparently religious people don`t pee or sweat. And that whole water cycle thing, yah that just doesn`t happen, rain is God`s tears right?

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