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Date: 04/23/11 03:23 PM

94 Responses to North Korea – Hell March

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    Link: North Korea - Hell March - Military meets heavy metal in this North Korean Parade.
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Yeah, except when they charge into battle they all fall over because their marching screwed their knees.
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    That girl (in the middle) at around 1:47 was pretty cute. Other than that, the video was rather boring. Sorry.
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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Epic. The troops rocked out.
  5. Profile photo of MooseMaster
    MooseMaster Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Herrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooo!
  6. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    2 questions. first, any one else going to play red alert right now? two, i`ve seen a lot of these types of videos but none that are American (at least that i can remember) are we into this sort of thing, or is it only sirry Asians?
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    Those poor poor people.
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    It`s hard to believe that in 2011 a military dictatorship like this persists with the full support of its adoring citizens...
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    human_exile Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    1:47 `oh the vibrations!`
  10. Profile photo of beerock
    beerock Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    Command & Conquer Red Alert`s Hell March = WIN!!!!!
  11. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    i wonder what would happen if a team of snipers just shot all of NK`s leaders off of that balcony..
  12. Profile photo of Ivarvw
    Ivarvw Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    @RecycleElf

    Snipe them? Why don`t we drop a bomb on that square? Far more effective.
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    gingerlad95 Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:27 pm
    north korea is best korea after all...
  14. Profile photo of VDragonV
    VDragonV Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    While I hate why this video exists, I do not hate the video. It was pretty badass. Even if they are all dead inside.
  15. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    It`s hard to believe that in 2011 a military dictatorship like this persists with the full support of its adoring citizens...
    You better believe it.
  16. Profile photo of MCSour_Lemon
    MCSour_Lemon Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    HOLY poo! COMMAND AND CONQUER THEME TUNE! Oh the memories :`)
  17. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Much of the population doesn`t know of any of lifestyle, so the thought of not supporting the dictatorship is only on the minds of a very small group of N. Koreans
  18. Profile photo of Raokin
    Raokin Female 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Why does this seem like it should be set in the 1940`s?
  19. Profile photo of Crackavelli
    Crackavelli Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    This song rocks the body that rocks the party. I used it for my entrance when I was in pro wrestling.
  20. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Officially the lamest marching ever. Why the hell do they not move their arms at all? They look too....bouncy.
  21. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    April 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm
    My don`t they look purtty. Hmmm....What happens when a modified old Soviet T-62 tank goes up against a A10 Warthog? Kaboom.
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    Kim Jong Ill: Build me an army worthy of Mordor!
  23. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    a flimsy display of marching, set to a mediocre piece of `heavy` metal.
  24. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    USA you can say what you want but they have the rigour that your contry had 15 years ago. You have lost it,we have lost it. If they wan they can screw us.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    I guess after 50 years they should be good at marching considering they have had ZERO actual military experience in that time...weak country ruled by a weak leader.
  26. Profile photo of The_Gabe
    The_Gabe Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    isnt this the theme song from command and conquer red alert 2?
  27. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
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    April 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    @piperfawn

    Dream on brah. They have no infrastructure. Barely any medical. Their leaders fly to China to get surgery and medicine. Heck they can`t even feed themselves due to poor farming methods.
  28. Profile photo of TheShgn2
    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
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    April 23, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    Ha. If you saw the auto-turret-of-death that the South Koreans are installing along the border for a post earlier today, it could take down most of their army, I think.
  29. Profile photo of KidGixxer
    KidGixxer Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    Ah Command and Conquer, great game.
    And North Korea, crappy country.

    oh and piperfawn wtf are you smoking.
  30. Profile photo of Enigima
    Enigima Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    WTF they all look like each other!
  31. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    this was hardly badass. the only thing that is keeping us from blowing the hell out of that country is the civilians. though if we try to go there on foot again we are drated. anyone see that history channel piece?
  32. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    they do all kinda look like each other.... hmph. also, it`s a little bit cool that they have such a large women`s sector of the army, even though they are a tad evil... or just very misinformed for the most part.
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    the song is made by Frank klepacki, here is his website
  34. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    @piperfawn:

    If the war started today, it would be over tomorrow.

    They have nukes. We would take no chances.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    I always loved how in sync they are.
  36. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    @fatninja: Our military (and all western militaries) are just as disciplined. We just don`t use that stupid goose step malarkey.
  37. Profile photo of mParfait
    mParfait Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    This is very command and conquer-esque..
  38. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    Was there any reason NOT to play as the Soviets in Red Alert? Disregarding a conscience, they had the land power with heavy and mammoth tanks. Air power with the MIGs. And freakin` Tesla coils? Of course, Allies had Tanya. Mmmmm.... Tanya....
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    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    @auburnjunky:
    you should have seen this division change of command i was part of for 1st cav. busted as fuuck. don`t make the mistake of assuming western armies full of poobags are disciplined.
  40. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    If the war started today, it would be over tomorrow.

    They have nukes. We would take no chances.
    Indeed.

    Which is why I`m more concerned with the people of North Korea. They are trapped in their mini communism. When the regime ends, and it will, it will likely be a bloody mess for someone.
  41. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    don`t make the mistake of assuming western armies full of poobags are disciplined.

    It doesn`t matter who is disciplined and who isn`t.
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    metlhed77 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    so ronery
  43. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 8:53 pm
    COMMAND & CONQUER!!! WOOT!
  44. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    Thats discipline
  45. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    Would have been even better with the Imperial March from Star Wars as the bg music...
  46. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    Oh Red Alert... How I miss the days of playing decent RTS games before the consoles tried to ruin you... C&C forever baby, yeah....
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 10:24 pm
    if wars were decided by how well an army marched we would be screwed!
  48. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    look at our outdated weapons and silly walks!
  49. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    Alot of the girls was hot though, you gotta admit that lol
  50. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    outdated weapons

    tanks, giant rockets and ak`s...not actually that dated. sure the ak was out in th 40`s, but the m16 is still 50 years old. and i have a more then one ex-military buddy who said, given the choice, hey would take an ak over any other rile in a survival scenario. i think you play too much call of duty.
  51. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 11:08 pm
    North Korea would be put down in days....

    This is the army I`d worry about.
  52. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    AJ, that was even more epic. And there`s 1.3 billion of those f*ckers. North Korea is small beer in comparison.
  53. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 11:27 pm
    Makes me wonder why we don`t have nationally televised military parades like this. A little hint of might now and again might deter future wars.
  54. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 23, 2011 at 11:52 pm
    This is what public healthcare will do to your country, according to many americans.
  55. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    April 24, 2011 at 12:18 am
    An army has nothing to do with socialism, mr. oversimplifier guy.
  56. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 12:56 am
    enigima, most people in military uniforms do
  57. Profile photo of icarasDragon
    icarasDragon Male 13-17
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    April 24, 2011 at 1:01 am
    Who duped accounts to play Life?
    THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
  58. Profile photo of 356094
    356094 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 1:40 am
    Command and Conquer Red Alert music FTW
  59. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 1:44 am
    Call of duty? Never get near that. Just happen to be a soldier. And.. Those AK`s are the chinese build. Total kaka. Looking at the armor and build of those tanks, a grenade could destroy them, let alone a rocket. Those huge rockets are, after all, single use, and you already have anti-missile systems going about that could take those mid-air. and the pilots they showed? The US airforce could take them down, let alone actually skilled fighter pilots. if only the citizens there would know what the west has in terms of weaponry, they wouldn`t be so proud of this parade.
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    jsaav Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2011 at 2:28 am
    please don`t assume that because an army marches well at a parade it is well trained, well equipped or well fed. it only means they spend way too much time rehearsing(kind of like a high school marching band). Some of the best soldiers I ever served with were horrendous at drill and ceremony.
  61. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2011 at 2:31 am
    sneak preview of the new Command & Conquer Red Alert?
  62. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 2:37 am

    This is what public healthcare will do to your country, according to many americans.


    a start to socialism/dictatorship? maybe, i dont have all the answers. but forcefully making your country to think/move/act as one isnt a step towards individual freedom, which is something we value.
  63. Profile photo of killiain
    killiain Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2011 at 4:14 am
    For whatever reason or excuse, that is still impressive....And even the starved Korean girls are cute.....
  64. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 4:43 am
    core hes looking old.
  65. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 5:02 am
    "sneak preview of the new Command & Conquer Red Alert?"

    Was thinking the same thing, especially when I saw these at the end:
  66. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 7:10 am
    @skypirate which is something we value.
    "we" is relative
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 7:13 am
    @DrSunday (...) of weaponry, they wouldn`t be so proud of this parade.

    If they arn`t proud if their parade they are dead.
  68. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2011 at 7:18 am
    @elf: "we" is relative

    Yeah, relative to all Americans. Why is a European chiming in on this? Individual freedom is much more important than some one world state, which it was it seems the EU and other `New World Order` entities are striving for.
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    Boredhero78 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 7:47 am
    I saw some girls smiling around 1:45. I didn`t think that was allowed.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 24, 2011 at 8:13 am
    @boredhero: The one in the middle was hot.
  71. Profile photo of handimanner
    handimanner Male 60-69
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    April 24, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Ideology may be different but military/industrial complex is the same the world over. What a waste of money.
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    dognose82 Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 8:25 am
    A lot of people seem to be arguing over whether the weapons were dated or not. Here is the bottom line. The armor and weapon systems seen wouldn`t last a week on a modern battlefield, too dated. The US/NATO military are set up to take on the largest army in the world and come out on top. In todays world numbers irrelevant when the technology gap is too great as long at it isn`t say, more than 5 to 1. The problem, and we`ve seen this in Vietnam/Iraq/Afganistan, is the untrained guy running around with dated RPGs and AK-47 and their clones. Technology doesn`t account for that. The good news, and the same goes for China, is that neither country has a sufficient navy or air transport capability to move 200,000-2,000,000 troops. So the moral of the story is this, they can`t invade anywhere outside of Asia, and we shouldn`t invade there with out expecting the same "quagmire" were already involved with. Even awesome armies such as the US suck at fighting guerilla wars.
  73. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 9:37 am
    "we" is relative

    ya, no $h*t. as in `relatively all americans value their individual freedoms`. did you have a point or did i miss something?
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 9:38 am
    @1:22 bottom right. That dude is weird looking.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Look at them Gooks go!
  76. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 11:46 am
    hot woman at 1:50 is hot
  77. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 11:53 am
    "An army has nothing to do with socialism, mr. oversimplifier guy."

    Yes, actually quite the opposite. Socialists and Communists have always spoken against the military institution. What Americans think Socialism and Communism is, is far from what Socialism and Communism is.
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    Toider Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    @DrSunday - Agreed, these chumps wouldn`t last a day on the world stage. They seem perfectly content flexing nuts in their own little world, bless their deluded little hearts...
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    April 24, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Why wasn`t there a small squad of geeks at the end, wearing lab coats and carrying test tubes f*cking carefully?
  80. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2011 at 12:06 am
    Skypirate: well, some people consider guaranteed healtcare to not just provide individual freedom - but to be a condition to have individual freedom.
  81. Profile photo of Rahvasaadik
    Rahvasaadik Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2011 at 1:58 am
    This music is Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 themesong.
  82. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2011 at 8:20 am
    I keep watching this for the music.
  83. Profile photo of McGov
    McGov Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2011 at 8:56 am
    I hearby offer refuge to sexy N. Korean women soldiers cmon over!!!
  84. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2011 at 10:13 am
    @McGov: Just the one in the middle. The other two look weird.
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    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Looks impressive - 1 stategically delivered MOAB would obliterate it all! **Total Annhialation was 100 times better than command & conquer.
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    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Actually this is from the first Red Alert, ach nostalgia, I believe it is now free to download :)
  87. Profile photo of McGov
    McGov Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2011 at 11:18 am
    @auburnjunky

    Oh no I saw very large armies of women there. I shall go through them platoon by platoon to find the pretty ones for the sake of McGovernkind. :-)
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Is this the trailor for Red Alert 3 or the Korean Boy & Girl Scouts program? Wheres Tanya?
  89. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Someone needs to tell these people that marching like that will result in back pain.
  90. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    His will be done.
  91. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    terrifying.
  92. Profile photo of NinjaB0b
    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2011 at 4:45 am
    ah this song...
    *boots up Red Alert 2
  93. Profile photo of DeanoBoz
    DeanoBoz Male 40-49
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    April 29, 2011 at 6:38 am
    Sexy skirted female soldiers goose stepping is sexy.
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    Dooked Male 18-29
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    May 3, 2011 at 6:02 am
    OMG this song is a part of my childhood! Red Alert 2 FTW!

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