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Date: 04/04/11 11:00 AM

71 Responses to New Uses For Boobies! [Gif]

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Link: New Uses For Boobies! - As if they weren`t useful to begin with.
  2. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:08 am
    what i would call a real "titty twister"
  3. Profile photo of basherrr
    basherrr Male 18-29
    242 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:13 am
    I call it the Titty Twister.
  4. Profile photo of souladdict22
    souladdict22 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:13 am
    AUGH. That`s so cool!
  5. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Lucky bottle cap!!!
  6. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:15 am
    This, ladies and gentlemen, is the woman I want to marry.
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:21 am
    Its just Monday but I am in love again
  8. Profile photo of gecibebele
    gecibebele Male 18-29
    76 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
    I`m in Love!
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36683 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:24 am

    this one`s better Bottle Opening Boobie
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:28 am
    I can think of much better uses for them.
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:37 am
    dont know why, i just dont find this attractive.
  12. Profile photo of Maxables
    Maxables Male 70 & Over
    51 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Ow! Ew! Augh, what the fack!?
  13. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:56 am
    ow.
  14. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    Wow, she undid a screwtop bottle with one...
  15. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    I`m with cobrakiller. I imagine this woman having some drated up looking nipples.
  16. Profile photo of BiGpHiL
    BiGpHiL Male 18-29
    261 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    poor boobies :(
  17. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Ow! Has she lost all feeling in her nipples? I would never even try that.
  18. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    I did that once, but with my ass. It wasn`t nearly as pretty, and I wound up with an open beer I really didn`t want to drink anymore.
  19. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    And besides, it`s just a matter of catching the cap on the cloth of the bra/shirt/bikini. No worries about it hurting, unless it`s bare-boobed.
  20. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    OK good. Now try it w/o the fabric.
  21. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    bewbs are great
  22. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    @NitroJunkie
    Be careful when doing it with your ass, you could loose a perfectly good bottle
  23. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    nitrojunkie- haha thats awesome. I would not want to drink it either good sir.
  24. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    I have a few that need opening...
  25. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    I`m just going to state the obvious here... that cap had already been removed and then she just stuck it back on. Opening a beer (for the first time) takes more force than that.
  26. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    i think i`m going with notTHATbored.....but...bewbs are bewbs
  27. Profile photo of WeirdMN
    WeirdMN Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    Yay boobs!
  28. Profile photo of DamienLike
    DamienLike Male 13-17
    705 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    I thought she was milking herself then.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Just another reason y i love bewbs
  30. Profile photo of Max13007
    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    im in love.
  31. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
    67 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    believe it or not but this really isn`t that hard...it hurts like crazy if you do it on bare skin though. All you need is a nice fat part of your body.
  32. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    yeah but that only works with those cheap twist caps
  33. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    She`s a keeper.

    And you don`t necessarily need a bit of fat to do it. I open bottles on my forearm all the time. And My forearms are pretty skinny.
  34. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Not really new, I`ve seen it done before. I`d imagine it would hurt though.
  35. Profile photo of lyonartime
    lyonartime Male 18-29
    260 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    GRAPE STEWART`S!!
    Orange is better though.
  36. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    FAKE AND SEXY
  37. Profile photo of Huey
    Huey Male 30-39
    204 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    I could watch that for hours.
  38. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    A girl that opens my beer with her boob is my dream girl :)
  39. Profile photo of Kourogi
    Kourogi Male 18-29
    82 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    That looks really painful....
  40. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    Forget the drink...
  41. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    pfft... you could do the same thing with your hand...
  42. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Who is this girl and where and I meet her?
  43. Profile photo of DeadCat
    DeadCat Male 18-29
    38 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    ITS A TWIST OFF CAP
    still cool, though
  44. Profile photo of FunBunny
    FunBunny Female 18-29
    174 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    Ouch! I wouldn`t try that... It hurts just by looking :-P
  45. Profile photo of frajola
    frajola Female 18-29
    99 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    That looks painfull
  46. Profile photo of missPWNAGE
    missPWNAGE Female 18-29
    298 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    Ugh... *holds boob*
  47. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 5:24 pm
    ouch... that looks like it should hurt... unless those are plastic boobies... hmm...
  48. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Or you could just use your hand, which would probably hurt a lot less.
  49. Profile photo of kissmybim
    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 6:12 pm
    BOOBIES!!
  50. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    She has a strangely shaped body.
  51. Profile photo of Arvz
    Arvz Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    How was that even possible!? D:
  52. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    I can buy a bottle opener for less than a buck... why mangle your titties like that.
  53. Profile photo of mdgeist
    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    Talk about a hicky on your tit. Try to explain that to your boyfriend....
  54. Profile photo of ihatekevin
    ihatekevin Female 18-29
    166 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    Awesome! I`d bring her to a party!
  55. Profile photo of AkunekoRai
    AkunekoRai Female 18-29
    42 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    That looks really painful part of me bets her boobies are fake.
  56. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    @Arvs:

    the same way people do it on their forearms
  57. Profile photo of nikki_noo
    nikki_noo Female 18-29
    98 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    Bullshiit
  58. Profile photo of Renaud-
    Renaud- Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    Lol my friend does that and she has small boobs nothing impressive
  59. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    Is it just me or does that look like a man with silicon implants?
  60. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    "Is it just me or does that look like a man with silicon implants?"

    Can`t... unsee...
  61. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    April 4, 2011 at 11:34 pm
    It`s cool to see some boobs in motion, but damn she`s using her nipple. *Shudders* That`s like flicking the head of a guy`s penis.
  62. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 6:10 am
    That looks painful, but now I want to try it.
  63. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 10:04 am
    pfft, it was already loose.
  64. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 11:43 am
    We have a winner !
  65. Profile photo of milo126
    milo126 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 11:51 am
    mr.fribbles I can assure you it`s no man. just keep watching. you`ll get hard before too long. unless your gay.
  66. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    April 5, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    hmmm....so thats what breast are for?
  67. Profile photo of DOR
    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 12:24 am
    Yet another use for loose fitting clothing.
  68. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 4:07 am
    XD Win
  69. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    April 6, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    it`d be more impressive if it wasn`t a twist cap
  70. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 23, 2011 at 1:38 am
    Pretty cool party trick.
  71. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    August 8, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    Im so gonna learn how to do that

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