New Trend Alert: Creepy Toe Nails [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 6 years ago in Funny

I blame Twilight for this crap.
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Male 407
How is she supposed to wear shoes?
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Female 337
WHAT THE FACK! Those toes are nasty all by themselves anyway.
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Male 1,377
DA [email protected]!
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Female 1,236
Forget the nails--what is up with those quotation mark toes? Ok, I can`t forget the nails.
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Female 876
Shopped?
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Female 226
Oh god that`s just HORRIBAD O.O
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Male 25,416
ouch
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Female 322
What would happen if they need to put on shoes
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Male 1,287
I hope you`re joking, TonyaM. Those are some fat, stubby big toes. They`re Megan Fox`s thumb twins.
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Female 40
they aren`t fat toes.... some people just have tiny toenails
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Male 237
ick no.
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Male 1,256
I don`t like it! Make it go away from my memory! NOW! Pleeeeaaaasseee!
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Female 584
Why in the hell are the big toes so fat? is that normal?
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Male 2,619
Them are some fat big toes.
I cant stop looking at them, I just gagged a little and brought up some chicken. eurggh
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Female 525
No one else thinks they look like men`s feet?
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Male 2,703
my toe nails grow naturally to a point
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Male 6,694
SvampeBob Said it all with the pic.
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Male 645
nothanksladies
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Female 4,039
Twilight? I was thinking more of Where the Wild Things Are.
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Male 1,067
I threw up in my mouth.
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Male 2,402
I guess open toe shoes is all they can wear. No pumps allowed.
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Male 3,076
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Male 588
Ouch
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Male 325
NO
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Female 69
This photo is proof that this person either sleeps alone, or their mate sleeps in chain mail pants.
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Male 5
How come no one has said anything about the overly large and round "big toes"? Them things with normal nails are creepy.
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Male 379
I blame Twilight too. Thanks for making teen morons think crap like this Emo poo is ok.

@The_Brit, I see your antidisestablishmentarianism and raise you a supercalafragalisticexpialadocious.
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Female 418
i dont understand why twilight is responsible for this, i blame those pointy booted mexicans
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Male 1,287
@sbeelz, photos like that don`t get published because they`re average fungal infections. That was most definitely not my foot if anyone thought otherwise.
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Female 2,674
Oh I just threw up.
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Female 24
Owwww.
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Female 1,264
WTF

I have no other adequate expression.
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Male 749
This is how you wear shoes with long toe nails:

Mexican Pointy Boots
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Female 155
GAHHH!!! D:
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Male 1,815
Those look like man feet
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Male 11,740
Why blame Twilight? I hate that crap too but did they go around with nails like this? I don`t think so. This looks like some stupid goth or emo thing.
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Female 174
hahaha "I blame twilight for this crap" yeah! :-P
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Male 127
How on earth do you wear anything on your feet? False nails?

@tn11 I see your disproportionately and raise you Antidisestablishmentarianism
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Male 559
gross
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Male 38,734

I bet she can climb a tree really fast!
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Female 3,598
AAAAHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN!? how do you wear shoes? how do you put on your pants!?
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Male 2,868
@Fuego- I`ve seen some pretty nasty feet working in assisted living and during my clinical rotations as a nursing student, but never anything quite that gnarly.
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Male 1,587
I would not want to meet a girl with those... I don`t know why but it is disproportionately freaky.
Also, disproportionately is a really long word.
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Male 88
whaa! With big toes that big I hope they don`t ever need them made into thumbs.
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Male 1,287
@sbeelz I suppose I deserve that after posting a horrendous photo. I found it while searching for justification of this pic. It`s so pixelated it looks shopped.
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Female 423
@easiersaid
...it`s a joke. IAB humor. You`ll get used to it.
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Male 15,510
Noobs


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Male 38,353
ZZZzzzzz
(I reamin VERY bored...)
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Male 2,868
@Fuego- those toenails are epic! (the top ones). How long did it take you to grow them?
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Male 168
Her big toes are super weird anyway. I say this is an improvement.
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Male 68
@jakillz2
Of course it`s shopped! I`ve seen many shops in my day. You can tell by the pixels!
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Male 1,287
Long, pointed toe nails are nothing new.



Seriously though,

At least some of the vendors are marketing them to cosplayers.
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Male 2,033
How does one wear shoes with these?
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Female 83
I have read the books. They are not great. But I fail to see how this is Twilight`s fault.
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Male 576
Imagine the foot-job from that 9th level demon whore.
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Male 59
I think that`s shopped?
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Female 737
I am scared.
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Male 3,915
......woah
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Male 2,748
Ewwwwwwww
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Female 1,262
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