More Judgement Day Fanatics, Are You Ready [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago

Just to play the devil"s advocate, what if these kooks ARE RIGHT!?
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Male 5,194
When did "Family (anything)" become a euphemism for "stupidity"?
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Male 113
family apocalypse radio
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Male 588
Betcha five bucks in hell this will happen
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Male 1,204
May 21, 2011? Awesome! Now I don`t have to pay those property taxes!
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Male 527
Popcap: "It`s working like a charm. When 5/21/2011 passes like Y2K, the believers will be split into non-believers and nutcases.

How about this: No matter when or how the world will end, we all behave cordially and respectfully to ALL fellow humans."

Which means that you`re using the term "nutcase" with all due respect and cordiality, right?
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Female 734
Where do I sign up to get their stuff after the Rapture? I really need a reliable car. Who`s gonna feed all their pets? So many unanswered questions...
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Male 6,694
Hey. Thats Armed Forces Day.
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Female 999
They put that on there cause the truck`s warranty expires that day
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Female 3,001
oh CrakrJak had already brought attention to this
nm
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Female 3,001
but Jesus says only the father knows when he will return (aka the big man God)

how do these people know?
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Male 93
For either of two reasons -- they`re right, or they`re wrong -- I predict it is going to be REAL QUIET on May 22nd.

Except for those IABers celebrating birthdays, of course!
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Male 1,010
They should put it on the hood, not in the back..
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Male 649
Like dagremlin said if it ends on may 21st then I won`t be turning 28 on the 25th.......which is not that horrible of a thought to be honest.
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Male 19
if the world DOES end on May 21st, then i`ll never turn 28... :(
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Male 96
man they are gunna feel dumb on the 22nd...
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Male 17,512
Mark 13:32 - "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

I hoping most Christians are being skeptical of this `Judgment day` date. There is nothing wrong with warning people of the coming end times, but putting an exact date on it is not biblical.

Trying to scare people into choosing to be a Christian will backfire on them when the date goes by uneventfully.
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Male 127
@Lord Jereth "Those who grow out of the need for some celestial bogeyman ... and the weak-minded, self-deluding, willfully ignorant nutbags who don`t"

I couldn`t have put it better myself. Well said sir.
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Female 1,181
yay! my birthday!
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Male 511
I`ll mark my calendar.
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Male 723
@PopCap

"It`s working like a charm. When 5/21/2011 passes like Y2K, the believers will be split into non-believers and nutcases."

Non-believers and nutcases, huh? So, what you`re essentially saying is, no real change. That`s basically the breakdown we have already: those who grow out of the need for some celestial bogeyman ... and the weak-minded, self-deluding, willfully ignorant nutbags who don`t.

Excellent!

LJ
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Male 729
I don`t see how the thousands of failed attempts to predict an event that is naturally incalculable is the base for ministry. It seems that, if anything, it`s terrorism (not boom terrorism, but psychological terrorism) and an Anti-Christian activity meant to turn people into non-religious cynics.

It`s working like a charm. When 5/21/2011 passes like Y2K, the believers will be split into non-believers and nutcases.

How about this: No matter when or how the world will end, we all behave cordially and respectfully to ALL fellow humans.
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Male 506
I thought it was 21st of March? Oh well
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Male 290
@ihurtmyself: I dont see where you`d get that notion. they`re just trying to spread awareness. cause the poo WILL hit the fan and it`s gonna happen soon.
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Male 2,988
one can only hope they`re right. i`m just about ready for the zombie apocalypse and having almost 4 weeks left is plenty of time right?
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Male 10,440
[quote] Their Hypothesis isn`t that implausible. [/quote]
Yes it is. Fool.
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Female 243
I hope it does. That means I dont have to study for finals. Thank you, 1197 KHz AM.
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Female 95
why can`t the world ever end BEFORE final exams? :`( *le sigh*
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Male 360
these same cun+s will be caught raping the dirt out of 4 year olds for not being clean enough. yay for horrendous misinterpretations.
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Male 1,595
When you look at all of todays world events happening now, and then read Revelations..

Their Hypothesis isn`t that implausible.


Get your guns ready for the Holy War!
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Male 15,510
I cant wait for that day ;) to see that nothing happen and bash those morons
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Male 2,229
Those that seek an end of things, will eventually create their own end that they seek.
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Male 911
Is it me or does the black guy look like Dave Chappelle?
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Male 2,085
Okay, everyone calm down, May 21 is just judgement day, we have until Oct 21 until the world actually ends.
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Male 490
*Sighs* When will people realize that you will not be able to really predict the date of the end of the world?
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Female 73
Perfect, I`ll be in Las Vegas! If you gotta go, might as well be in Sin City!
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Male 2,748
lol, REPENT YE SINNERS!!!
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Male 25,416
always on a ute. why?
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Male 4,793
How hilarious will it be when they are wrong and they have all those stickers and custom paint jobs on their cars which will then serve as a sign to publicize their retardation?
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Male 758
Damnit, that`s right before I start my summer classes for college. I was so looking forward to finishing school (finally).
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Male 37,913
Oystah - [quote]"I`m just glad it`s not on a Monday." [/quote]

Don`t want to miss Dancing With The Stars huh?
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Male 528
@Dr4k
There`s been studies about that.
A lot of the believers will only believe stronger in the fact that they are right.
If I`m not mistaken it is because the mind simply can`t fathom the fact that all was for nothing. To prevent a depression or worse the mind simply ignores the fact that it was wrong and `conveniently` finds an error in the prediction.

Jehovah`s witness is a good example. They blamed it all on a calculation error.
They believe(d) the end of days (or return of Christ, don`t pin me on this) would occur X time after the last creation by God.
When the end (or return) didn`t happen they found in their bible (that differs a lot from the standard christian bible) that God created something else (i think it was Eve) that they didn`t take into consideration. And thus they are still there believing and spreading the word.

A smaller group breaks with the cult and returns to normal live.
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Female 4,039
I`m just glad it`s not on a Monday.
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Male 575
I`m curious to know what they think after "Judgment day" passes without any issues. I mean do they throw off their insane beliefs or do they just latch onto a new date?
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Male 3,745
Jason: well then under that logic if i guess that Armageddon will happen on the day that Armageddon will happen on does that mean that we will never have Armageddon? >.>
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Male 2,121
Oh good. I`ll never have to turn 20.
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Male 546
Oh...My...God... Is that Dave Chappell?!
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Male 606
so I will never turn 25 next month? X(
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Male 34
Apparently they don`t know their Bible very well since it says "no man knows the day"...might be an event they`re promoting. Possible.
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Male 1,931
I can`t believe that they actually believe this.
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Male 37,913

I am prepared and have a clean conscience about how I`ve treated my fellow humans.

{except the one and he was a lieing cheeting dog who deserved it!}
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Male 1,598
Even if they were right, God would`ve switched the date just to screw with them.
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Male 639
I got a pamphlet from one of these guys once, it`s something about Joaquin Phoenix and the thief in the night. I don`t really remember it, it was really phucking stupid.
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Male 3,745
ive been stocking up emergency supplies for every doomsday date i know of...

not becuase i think it will actually happen on those days but becuase i`m worried about all the crime and such that will be going on the whole week of said date/s...its gonna get poo faced out there...
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Male 181
I have to admit to a grudging respect when the loonies are willing to put an actual date on it...
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Male 239
It`s before my ECON2 retake, so I`m ok with this
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Male 809
they aint right so who gives a poo. Stop helping the morons along by giving them attention.
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Male 346
They`re wrong. If you believe in the bible, anyway. If you don`t believe in the bible then I guess they`re even more wrong.
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Male 1,929
Every bunny in the world is a nuclear bomb and they`re all going to go off next week.

But what if I`M RIGHT!?
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Male 2,096
Same old morons since time began. Tave me Jeebus, I a baddd boy.
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Male 270
All these drating doom merchants, why are they happy to die? drating morons. Noone knows when the end is, apart from when the Sun explodes in 5 billion years. Other than that we`ll take our chances.
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Male 3,061
i don`t know about judgement day, but the judgement night soundtrack is kick ass.
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Male 812
Well, what IF they`re right? What does it matter?
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Male 49
[quote]what if these kooks ARE RIGHT!?[/quote]


We die.
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Male 2,670
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Male 368
If they are right then we all get to meet Jesus next month!
I am ready, are you?
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Female 23
My registration expires on May 21, 2011.
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Female 2,525
If they`re right, you can drag me straight to hell. I wouldn`t want to spend eternity with the Christian god. He`s kind of a dick.
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Male 1,620
Link: More Judgement Day Fanatics, Are You Ready [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just to play the devil`s advocate, what if these kooks ARE RIGHT!?
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