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Date: 04/22/11 09:11 AM

39 Responses to Man Loves His Motorcycle More Than Anything [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:12 am
    Link: Man Loves His Motorcycle More Than Anything - So much so, he can`t bear to leave it in the garage. Alternate title: Man and cat smashed by his own motorcycle.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:17 am
    Alternate alternate title: Man and cat outwitted by ninja mortorcycle.
  3. Profile photo of Dead_Herring
    Dead_Herring Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:32 am
    That joke would be even better if it was a Kawasaki Ninja.
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Pillock. If he loves it that much he`d keep it somewhere he could actually use it. Although it is a Ducati, so it probably doesn`t go.

  5. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Alternative title: Photo of unmanned motorcycle crashing into living room taken at just the perfect time. Not pictured: Inevitable pain.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:33 am
    @paddy215- But it`s not a Ninja. It`s a Ducati 916. Lol. Your comment was still funny, though.
  7. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:45 am
    One day that thing is going to fall over his head
  8. Profile photo of Kiaran123
    Kiaran123 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:53 am
    I keep mine in the bathroom
  9. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:57 am
    photoshop without a doubt.
  10. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Paddy215 is clearly motorcycle ignorant. See, on the side, where it says DUCATI? NOT Kawasaki?
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
    and his cat... don`t forget his cat
  12. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:23 am
    You know the dam,n thing could have been gutted before hung. Tht would save on at least 150 - 200 LBS if you remove the right equipment. maybe this fool rolled the thing and ruined enough parts that he figure he would just mount the damn thing, claim it on his insurance, and get a new bike.

    I know my Radian, 500 LBS loaded, but I can lift it myself once the engine has been dismantled and the chain assembly removed.
  13. Profile photo of tiedyed
    tiedyed Male 40-49
    324 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 10:56 am
    The way he`s sitting says GAY, the wall art there says DENIAL.
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    1gr8slice Male 40-49
    364 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Let me know when the fail portion of this story is posted.
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    iiiicpdiiii Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:12 am
    tiedyed- I agree completely.
    DGbME- Are you sure that`s not a ninja? (I wish there was a sarcasm font)
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:22 am
    @DGbME
    "Paddy215 is clearly motorcycle ignorant. See, on the side, where it says DUCATI? NOT Kawasaki?"

    he meant ninja, like the stealth warriors of feudal japan, not the model ninja of kawasaki make.

    so i guess that would make you reference ignorant.
  17. Profile photo of mr_fribbles
    mr_fribbles Male 13-17
    588 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Cat wouldnt get smashed, cat jump away.
  18. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:51 am
    now THAT`S a wall decoration.
  19. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:06 pm
    No lifting gear? And have you ever smelled a bike in close quarters like that? It`s not interior decor. I call shenanigans.
  20. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Lifting gear could be build on the frame.
    Strong wall holding up about 200 kilograms.
    And carmium, yes. It smells nice. Personally I prefer 2 stroke.
  21. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
    ...with a motorcycle!"
  22. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    ..and there was an earthquake today..and guess what happend
  23. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    State Farm later covered this mans life insurance policy.
  24. Profile photo of GodDamnDevil
    GodDamnDevil Male 40-49
    164 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    He is obviously not married and has no steady girlfriend
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    I dont think its a real bike
  26. Profile photo of TopSmurff
    TopSmurff Male 18-29
    51 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    @Fatninja01
    Really?
  27. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    I don`t know which is the bigger indicator of his unmarried status; the motorcycle on the wall, he has a pet cat, or the way he sits on the couch.
  28. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    i hope it doesnt fall, it isnt the poor kitty`s fault that his owner`s crazy.
  29. Profile photo of vaalkyr
    vaalkyr Female 18-29
    15 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    @SCfan I don`t know about that, unmarried men don`t usually have flowery pillows...
  30. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    ...more than his own life.
  31. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    sick...

    ive had my bike in my room though..

    i hope it falls on the cat
  32. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    April 22, 2011 at 11:35 pm
    Kitteh!
    Ducati!
    (my brother had a Ducati `Monster` which I got to drive. Awesome!!!)
  33. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:20 am
    O.o
  34. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:27 am
    In that case, why is it on the wall and not ripping up tarmac?
  35. Profile photo of phoneybone
    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 12:28 am
    or
    "Man reaaaaallly trusts his drywall screws"
  36. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    April 23, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    I fear for their lives
  37. Profile photo of Garu
    Garu Male 30-39
    562 posts
    April 25, 2011 at 1:45 am
    Modern furniture might help your feng shui a bit. Just saying.
  38. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    April 27, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    That ducati actually belongs to the cat
  39. Profile photo of Crizzy777
    Crizzy777 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    April 28, 2011 at 7:59 am
    I wonder what he does when he discovers his love for trains or aircrafts...

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