Man Loves His Motorcycle More Than Anything [Pic]

Submitted by: goog! 6 years ago in Misc

So much so, he can"t bear to leave it in the garage. Alternate title: Man and cat smashed by his own motorcycle.
There are 39 comments:
Male 112
I wonder what he does when he discovers his love for trains or aircrafts...
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Male 113
That ducati actually belongs to the cat
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Male 562
Modern furniture might help your feng shui a bit. Just saying.
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Male 625
I fear for their lives
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Male 1,744
or
"Man reaaaaallly trusts his drywall screws"
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Male 2,220
In that case, why is it on the wall and not ripping up tarmac?
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Male 2,748
O.o
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Male 37,674
Kitteh!
Ducati!
(my brother had a Ducati `Monster` which I got to drive. Awesome!!!)
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Male 1,182
sick...

ive had my bike in my room though..

i hope it falls on the cat
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Female 423
...more than his own life.
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Female 15
@SCfan I don`t know about that, unmarried men don`t usually have flowery pillows...
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Female 570
i hope it doesnt fall, it isnt the poor kitty`s fault that his owner`s crazy.
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Male 2,085
I don`t know which is the bigger indicator of his unmarried status; the motorcycle on the wall, he has a pet cat, or the way he sits on the couch.
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Male 51
@Fatninja01
Really?
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Male 25,416
I dont think its a real bike
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Male 165
He is obviously not married and has no steady girlfriend
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Male 533
State Farm later covered this mans life insurance policy.
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Male 687
..and there was an earthquake today..and guess what happend
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Male 3,894
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
...with a motorcycle!"
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Male 633
Lifting gear could be build on the frame.
Strong wall holding up about 200 kilograms.
And carmium, yes. It smells nice. Personally I prefer 2 stroke.
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Female 6,381
No lifting gear? And have you ever smelled a bike in close quarters like that? It`s not interior decor. I call shenanigans.
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Male 2,592
now THAT`S a wall decoration.
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Male 588
Cat wouldnt get smashed, cat jump away.
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Male 1,360
@DGbME
"Paddy215 is clearly motorcycle ignorant. See, on the side, where it says DUCATI? NOT Kawasaki?"

he meant ninja, like the stealth warriors of feudal japan, not the model ninja of kawasaki make.

so i guess that would make you reference ignorant.
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Male 40
tiedyed- I agree completely.
DGbME- Are you sure that`s not a ninja? (I wish there was a sarcasm font)
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Male 364
Let me know when the fail portion of this story is posted.
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Male 329
The way he`s sitting says GAY, the wall art there says DENIAL.
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Male 2,700
You know the dam,n thing could have been gutted before hung. Tht would save on at least 150 - 200 LBS if you remove the right equipment. maybe this fool rolled the thing and ruined enough parts that he figure he would just mount the damn thing, claim it on his insurance, and get a new bike.

I know my Radian, 500 LBS loaded, but I can lift it myself once the engine has been dismantled and the chain assembly removed.
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Female 2,764
and his cat... don`t forget his cat
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Male 451
Paddy215 is clearly motorcycle ignorant. See, on the side, where it says DUCATI? NOT Kawasaki?
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Male 451
photoshop without a doubt.
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Male 114
I keep mine in the bathroom
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Male 15,510
One day that thing is going to fall over his head
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Male 2,868
@paddy215- But it`s not a Ninja. It`s a Ducati 916. Lol. Your comment was still funny, though.
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Male 280
Alternative title: Photo of unmanned motorcycle crashing into living room taken at just the perfect time. Not pictured: Inevitable pain.
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Male 416
Pillock. If he loves it that much he`d keep it somewhere he could actually use it. Although it is a Ducati, so it probably doesn`t go.

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Male 51
That joke would be even better if it was a Kawasaki Ninja.
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Male 1,678
Alternate alternate title: Man and cat outwitted by ninja mortorcycle.
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Male 320
Link: Man Loves His Motorcycle More Than Anything [Pic] [Rate Link] - So much so, he can`t bear to leave it in the garage. Alternate title: Man and cat smashed by his own motorcycle.
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