Luna The Leaping Cow

Submitted by: boyblunder1 5 years ago Weird

One enterprising German teenager refused to give up her dream when her parents said she couldn"t have a horse.
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Female 174
Finally I got to see this. My uncle told me about this & I didn`t believe it, but men! it is true :-P
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Male 559
poor cow
they aren`t meant for that
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Male 36,512
Um, looks more like a BOY COW to me: bull!!! lolz!
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Male 21
and the cow jumped over the moon
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Male 371
Meh, why not?
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Male 2,376
i like her.. id marry her
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Male 645
nice ass Regina!
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Male 311
What`s creepier than a girl obsessed with horses?
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that
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Male 2,402
BTW IAB it`s a myth that the elephant is the only animal that can`t jump.

The general consensus of opinion is that many mammals cannot jump. These include elephants, sloths, hippopotamus and probably sea cows and various burrowing rodents plus a few bat species. You can add several species of snakes such as Anacondas. You can also add that I have seen many humpback whales breech the surface, but never fully clear the water surface. Therefore not technically a jump.
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Male 2,402
@Angillion
Bovines can jump if you want to call it that. It`s more of a result of generating momentum from kicking such as bucking and all four feet leave the ground. If your thinking of in context of a leaping jump such as show jumping by horses then no.




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Male 2,402
I wouldn`t go as far to say leaping. More like a step over.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I`m no bovine expert but I wouldn`t be surprised if it was physically impossible to get a cow to actually jump.[/quote]

Dammit, now you`ve made me curious. That question will be stuck in my head until I find an answer. I`ve read that elephants are the only animals that can`t jump (surprisingly not because of their weight but because of the construction of their legs).

Hmm...a brief look online found a couple of farmers laughing at townies asking the question and saying that cows can jump a little if they`re moving, a clumsy clearance of a small obstacle such as a log. Nothing detailed to back it up, though, just anecdote.

Any experts on cows here?
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Male 1,051
I wanna see this with an elephant
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Female 158
... You jerks :U
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Male 10,440
lol, nice one bacon_pie
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Male 10,440
I don`t think so... I`m pretty sure for it to be a jump, all 4 legs have to leave the ground.

I`m no bovine expert but I wouldn`t be surprised if it was physically impossible to get a cow to actually jump.
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Male 571
The cow doesn`t really "leap" so much as it just kinda lurches over the pole.
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Female 3,598
kinda strange, but i guess ya gotta make due right?
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Male 2,033
I`d jump her fence.

Oh wait...15 you say? Uh...nevermind then....
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Male 87
cow on cow action.
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Male 12,365
Very old school. Cows used to be the main working farm animal, which included riding them at times. Horses were too expensive to buy and keep for most farmers. Horses were the main large working animal for only a few hundred years.
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Male 347
15 year old?? hm, i guess im officially a pedophile now. damn
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Male 335
Agreed, that is not jumping.
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Male 1,222
15 years old? Damn pedo bear where are you?!?!?
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Male 1,587
Dixxy- Nah, you wouldn`t eat this cow. It is too old and with all the exercise its getting it would probably be tough.
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Male 911
it always has 2 feet on the ground, thats not jumping. it`s simply stepping over the fences..
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Male 299
"I wonder what the German equivalent of PETA thinks of this"

They probably think "hey, at least she`s not eating luna"
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Male 605
That is adorable.
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Female 2,674
Oh cute. But I wonder if they`re going to fatten her up and eat her later...
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Male 15,510
I wonder what the German equivalent of PETA thinks of this
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Male 25,416
awesome
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Male 37,890

Why can`t Germans do ANYTHING normal?
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Male 1,347
it doesnt really `leap` but cool though
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Female 437
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Male 27
Loony Lovegood!
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Female 62
Aw, a cow would be so much cooler and friendlier. Horses suck. They`re like swans - bad-tempered, boring and bite-y.
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Male 3,061
for some reason, that reminded me of this.
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Male 2,034
So graceful...
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Male 153
That is awesome and I do not know why.
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Male 31
Link: Luna The Leaping Cow [Rate Link] - One enterprising German teenager refused to give up her dream when her parents said she couldn`t have a horse.
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