Link`s Golden Advice For Single Guys

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Funny

8 important points to follow to get lonely men closer to being unsingle-ized!
There are 25 comments:
Male 534
I will forever remember these guys as the Butt Drug guys. lol
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Male 2,988
yes more of this stuff please
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Male 25,416
red flag, interesting
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Male 1,931
Am I the only one expecting Link from the Legend of Zelda?
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Female 327
Hey! What about Office Space?! Jennifer Aniston was in that and it`s a kick-ass movie. I guess when he says "star", he means the main character.

Oh wait, he says later that her love of Office Space is grounds for a marriage proposal. Nevermind.
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Male 770
Brilliant!
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Female 3,001
more of this type of thing on IAB please :)
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Male 142
@KMeatPiLover
He`s not supposed to know what he`s talking about. It`s for laughs. I LOL`ed. Huzzah!
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Female 683
Hah! o.o IAB posted something funny! *throws confetti*
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Male 3,076
Monkey butt hole, awesome!
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Male 645
omfg my ingrown toe nail smells like old man toe nails
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Female 129



Obviously this guy doesn`t know what he`s talking about.
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Male 10,440
@ScaryMeadow so what is your favorite space-in-the-title movie?
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Female 1,205
this is awesome.
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Female 189
Well apparently I get enough flags to be abandoned, but I should also be proposed to on the spot... Hmmm.
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Male 10,440
I also like this.
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Male 165
He forgot: "Ask them if they have ever heard of I-Am-Bored.com, if yes... RED FLAG ABORT ABORT ABORRRRRRRRTTTTT!!"
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Female 1,236
Meh.
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Female 2,927
gerry, lady boys, Taiwanese or otherwise tend to like girl stuff, therefore rendering your solution pointless.
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Female 2,027
i like this
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Male 299
lol @ `either she`s a moron... or you are"
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Male 153
This would probably keep you single a lot longer =P
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Male 38,511

So, here`s my observation. You guy`s don`t really like girls. You like their vaginas but you want the girl to like "guy stuff" not "girl stuff".

The solution, obviously, is to find a guy with a vagina!
This is easier than it sounds. Look at the videos from Taiwan. All those guys have vaginas and they even look like girls.
So get yourself onto a chat room and meet some nice Taiwanese boy/girl. You`ll be happier. Just ignore that thing poking you in the back when you sleep.

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Male 2,552
I love Rhett and Link!
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Female 8,044
Link: Link`s Golden Advice For Single Guys [Rate Link] - 8 important points to follow to get lonely men closer to being unsingle-ized!
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